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Comment ‘Shop 50 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-13 01:00:04
Imported:
2026-06

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Don’t leave me alone with all these prompts, Herc…

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Leebos

Mr. Fettermen's Wild Ride

GoodPostReilly

Ladies and Gentlemen…MAX REBO…AND THE E! STREET! BAND!

Danny Thrasher

Hi guys. No prompt this time. Just stopping by.

Brian

Gyro-shima

Jeremy Allen Fart

The imaginarium of Robert Ford by the Coward Vern Troyer

Nick Broussard

Jesse Ventura - Frogman. (This one’s for Brian)

Drew Wagner

Doraemon Calamari Star Cruiser

Kiefer

wizard divorce

Pablo

Gungan Smut

Nathan Tidd

Mr. Magorium's Cigarette Emporium

Jacob

Jesus literally taking the wheel

spacedive

Calvin and Hobbes and Shaw

Andrew Sterling

A gift card redeemable for one Big Guy™️

Fish Guy

Blade's mentor, Piss Pisstofferson

Rullagan

R2-Temu & C-3P.O. Box

AtomCoin

Wait a minute Doc. You're telling me, you built a time machine, out of an accordion?!

goooooooooob

Chronicles of Riddick but it’s John fetterman - Chronicles of Fettick

Nick Broussard

“I’m always under the surface”

Britney Barker

Herc wants to launch a line of Dildo’s called Dickus (Dick Discus)

audrey

estrogoblin

Chicofriend

Minch Munchin’ Massive Mandalorian Matriarchs

Cloves

I employ an ethical gooner

stushow

Paploo Brown, Teebo Fullerton and Wicket Avery get loaded on Yub Nub

Dylan Nyburg

Max Grodenchik? More like Max Growed a Chick

Cheesy

Charlotte playing with beavers. (she knows what i’m talking about)

Rebelcow

Death Battle: Boss Nass vs. 100 Busty Latinas

MeatBear

Party raccoon meeting his nitrous dealer clown at a kid's birthday party

Oilspill404

I had a really good prompt that I forgot

Hauntlink

lando calpissian

Kickflipoff

I have had it with these motherfuckin Snokes on this motherfuckin plane

Disc0_Hipp0

The Mon Mothman Prophecies

Sean Banne

Patrick teaches hands free aikido

Tougk

Lost his mojo master jedi Obiwan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

CJ

The REAL 50 US states

Iris

Whatever you choose but Watto Tambor is there

Moranman111

The High Jedi Council but it’s the cast of One Tree Hill testing young Anakin on his force abilities while the live-action Cat in the Hat watches

liam

Boga di Bubo

Elizabeth S

"We all mew down here" (the jaw thing, NOT catboy pennywise)

Samuel Bloomer

Who would you cast in the Beatles bio picture?

Paul Sharke

Your favorite episode of I Love Loosie

bSharks

my gay uncle at Knoebel's

NRay7882

Willy Wonka invents the Everlasting Cocksucker

Cheesy

Buying a Dyson Sphere at the local Best Buy.

Cheesy

In celebration of your one year, Marvel Presents: What If…. RT never shit itself and died?

Kyall

Dutch Watto

slashx00

lee harvey oswald (blue octopus)

Shotgunbadger

Watto shilling for Draft Kings, but for podracers.

Bazzgooz

Abnormally large shrimp

David Byrnes

Conan the Barbarian is assimilated into the Borg Collective

Beans

That one scene from the Last Jedi

jjolly

Tuskin Raiders vs. Titsout Raiders

Typo

Earth's Greatest Hero: A big shrimp.

Rolling614

The Hobbit: The Desolation of F=tog.

Jake

Nute Gungrich

John

If you read this just leave a recent horror rec as a reply. Finally caught up with Overlord ('18) and it was pretty fun. The Ugly Stepsister is a wonderful, messed up reading of Cinderella on Shudder now with tapeworms and toe-cutting body horror.

David Jones

Something with Voort “Piggy” saBinring of wraith squadron

Adriano Bacuita

The rebellion but all their insignia are Astrogoblins

KittenMittons

Topsy presents a much botched dish

Conrad

Gul Du'Kat Dennings and Damar in "2 Broke Guls".

Hankenstein

I always thought it was pronounced bohib

Bryan Weiss

The Qanon shaman but the Q he’s into is the one from tng

edaV

The Daimeow of Mos Espa, nya :3

Quicksandbuddy

Hemingway's The Old Man and the Blood-C

Megan G

Darth Plagueis' apprentice, Sabrina Carpenter

dangxious

Content-Aware Phil Margera

Maxwell

I don’t got nuttin, make me a censor bar or some shit

Nick Broussard

Brian Gaar, formerly of Rooster Teeth. I highly recommend listening to Ship Hits The Fan

Failstate

Sir, hobbits just hit the second tower

Deecio

The movie "Twins" except Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger's heights are swapped

Lerad

Jeffrey "Watto" Tambor?

Meatshelly

Pride and Prejdiscus: Hercules in Netherfield

Lerad

Jacobs address on bing maps (patron exclusive)

Hewmu

Jedi Trade School

Mike Rapin

Honey! I Shrunk Bam and Wee Man

Fredducky

Fingerin’ D’an and the Modal Nodes

Blake Spears

*Watto after running out of Massive Girth* Can't wait ride her no more

Brian Fantana

Thank you postcard from the team that packed your Temu mystery boxes

Madame Crouton

Ermanic Ganomic's Fish and Fish Accessories stall

Daniel Johnson

Rich "Rich Evans" Evans as Dick The Birthday Boy invades Astrogoblin

Stankape

Patrick ate my brother behind a chilis in 2008

Aaron

Paulie walnuts gets elected as the 266th successor to the throne of Peter

Wadachip

Astrogoblin so full of prompts they might just pop

Matilda Jereza

Me and Earl Hickey and the Dying Girl

Russell Richardson

Tom Screws, stars in - Missionary Impossible: Head Beckoning

RipleyInSpace

"There is one horse yet in Moria who still draws."

Haste

A boy taking on the sins of his father, and of his father before him.

Carrie West

The Curious Case of Benjamim Sisko

Tank3875

Gay shit (Figuratively)

LeKa

Oh no, Jon Bernthal is doing an authentic Austrian accent in the Hercules in New York -remake 😮

José

Bib Fortuna wearing a bib for tuna

Wobs

Tom Jane at the end of "the Mist" after shooting everyone, getting out of the car to find he's in the WTC on 9/11/2001

oldleech

The Cuck, the Queef, His Hotwife, and Her Lover

Lydsy

The Fellamborghiniship of the Urus

Cowboy Baby

Courage the Cowardly Dog adaptation of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

jraluark

What if Jacob was a real boy instead of a puppet

oldleech

Bill Nighy the Science Guy-y

Totally

"They are no match for boidekas!"

Baron Sogz

If only Blade was as good at dodging taxes as he was at dodging vampires

blake_the_butcher

Yassified White grinch as Tyra Banks yelling at Hercules like the “BE QUIET TIFFANY” scene with Salzige and Tappsy as the other judges. America’s Next Top Astrogoblin if you will. This came to me while I was stuffing 90 pounds of sausage at work

Järget Pärsson

Pitbull disemboweling an infant (Mr worldwide)

Kyle Koehler

I’d like to honor Patrick’s request from last week and not leave a comment.

Just Joe

The hornet of Hollywood stings Rambo

foolishjules

sagwa (wookie) vs sagwa (pbs animated cat)

jstowe18

Ody Mandrell’s orgy man spell

Johnald90

The former pope actually dying like Ratts Tyrell

Joe Pastier

"Crom! I have never gooned to you befoah. I have no cum for it."

Fun!

Scientists finally map the Entire Human Corleone using only their Nonna's red sauce recipe.

ThirdDeadMan

Zardoz hosting a sale at Zales.

Daniel Felesina

Death battle: Ki Adi Lundergaard vs. Kid Rock Fisto

lubox

The Bussy Boys of Bel Air

oldleech

New pope demands all hosts be deepdish and communion wine replaced with malort from now on.

Joejira

John Hamm-elot

Waguigi

Don't you remember Jacob? Charlotte is the unquestioned lord and master of the world.

AragornStan92

Patrick shirtless (real, shredded, hot). Not the deep fake version of the Star Wars trailer (thin, meek).

LeKa

With or without the towel over your head?

Mentally Chill 9000

I banged my head after drinking too much and left a comment, fuck. The police are a good band though.

bruce

Screw a double wide, we need a double long

Jordan Moses

Every time I see Elon I think of the Innsmouthers from The Sinking City

Bruno Torres

Made a rendition of this prompt and shared it in the Discord under the "Comment Shop Crumbs" thread