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GoodPostReilly

Luthen Rael Housewives of Cloud City

Sammy Sosa's Steroid Acne

The Minnesota Twins. But like, the movie. Idk, put Arnold in a lake or something, you guys can handle it from here

bats

the bothan spy who shagged me

Glup Shiddo

The Methadone clinic on DS9

Leebos

A secret third woman

Stan

Pewee enthralled in Salziges masturbatorium

Dick Suckem

Dave Ramsey as Ramesses II

Kiefer

phoenician cream

NukeWarm

The perfect astrogoblin fan

stushow

Castro-Goblins

Samned in DC

The lost Skarsgård is met on the battlefield

audrey

ice age: cuntinental drift

BawbGood

Marilyn Manson’s Rib Restaurant “The BBQ People”

lilcczar

steve harvey suit sale

heartajack

Indiana Jones finds the spear of long-pig

LLPaulJay

Where is Bam? Is he alright? It seems in your anger he escaped rehab again

Free Will

A big old heckin chonker cat smoking a dart as he tells his chat he has to go on a diet

Blake Spears

Pope Leo's first announcement as Pope: Rite of 'Go Cubs'

Baron Sogz

Pretzie, they don't want me to throw the Grogu?

Annabelle W-T

meeting kangaroo jack black (gday, errting gwarn be irie, kung fu panda)

liam

Songs from the Crystal Cave of Innocence

Sorcha

Chim Chim Cher-ee Chu-du

NRay7882

Hailey Joel Osment attacks downtown Tokyo

audrey

it can't be done with just two

David Parkinson

Sebulba encounters a modestly priced Sedan and feels his spirits lifting

samuel

Non-binary Luthen Rael

Nick Taylor

Fortnite branded Ozempic

Siôn Williamson

Griff Tannen’s goon to Christ in the future year of 2015: ‘Those feet don’t work on water! Unless you have faith and temperance’

Rebelcow

Put a little stink on it

CeeBass

Simon Birch 2: The search for Simon.

Hewmu

Bam discovers Atlantis, Steveo throws up.

Beans

Keef Gurgle deez nutz

Järget Pärsson

ladies and gentlemen! introducing, the chocolate char-fish and the hot PAWG flavored water

Region_Locked

Eurovision: Which homophobic country can have the gayest act?

Garry

Skarsgårdian-class light cruiser

Lerad

The Photobombing of Dresden

Beans

Some may build empires but I burn them down 💁‍♀️

Jt Pellecan

Jon Voight going through Ozempic withdrawals in the alley behind Applebee's

Anonymous One

I don’t know but can we put Stallone from spy kids in it

Pighokey

MasterKeef Girgo getting arrested for sweating on The Silent Cartographer beach

Haste

Viggo Zord-ensen (Zord made of Viggos)

slashx00

wikipedia.org/wiki/anthora coffee cup but herc

Chad Kroeger

Zach Braff's Justice League: Justice is Gay Edition

Pighokey

My name is Kiefer and I haven't run in to a lot of people with the same name, but looks like there's two of us on astrogoblin Patreon

Cash_Bone

putting chemicals in the water to make Jesse Ventura's Frogmen gay

Wobs

Philly Fanatic being crucified for Pennsylvania's sins

Conrad

RFKenobi Jr leaves a dead Bantha in Central Park.

rummagebin

multiversal frogger showdown

Rullagan

The Deviled Eggs Wear Prada

Ribby

Human Paploo-omavirus

Dustin Willis

Randy Savage buys Olive Garden to make Savage Garden. I will try do better next time.

Tomfoolery

The Guy Fawkes mask but it's Jon Voight, you can pick who is wearing it Weaving style

Jordan Scalan

Me, experiencing a twinge of regret for having my Full Legal Name attached to every single one of your videos.

Alec Herrera

Five Nights at Freddie Mercury is in retrograde

Brian

Need for Speed: Meth

bobdole

Watto at sensitivity training. Its not going well?

Johnald90

Silvio being mad that the Pope is from Chicago not Jersey "Its anti-JerseyItalian discrimination"

Chaz Surfboard

Salzigge, Tappsy, and John go to the Astrogob's birthday

Terence Wiggins

I don't know, fucking James GanDolphini and it's Tony Soprano as flipper

José

Luke Skywalker meets the PAWGs of Ahch-To

Typo

The Teddy Bear Picnic takes a violent and disturbing turn

Richard Jeter

Pope Leo baptizing a child in au jus

Someguy587

Jesse “The Body and Blood of Christ” Ventura

Clickery21

Yoda weeps before 9/11

foolishjules

"hey i'm gonna need to see some id. okay now some ego. alright, and your superego?"

lubox

Doraemon Family Farm Playset! Now With Human Pig Pen Action!

Ethan

Jason Bourne inflation porn

DrHankVenture

The Legend of Tseebo: Tears of the Kel Dor

Babu Frick'd my jeans

The last Imperial Japanese soldier terrorizing the residents of Sesame Street

alex

Using the wildboyz as bait to go deep sea fishing 🐠

oldleech

Watto's Eating Gilbert Grape

Mr penis

Some kind of cave diver but for the urethras of men

Just Joe

Too many IPA’s on the market. Too much fruit in the beer. Give me a lager or a Pilsner any day.

Not_Quite

Throw a Gelfling in there.

Nick Barnes

Five nights at Franky muñez’ Malcom in the middle reboot

Colby

The Last Temptation of Chris

Drew Wagner

What Jacob’s life would have been like if he never heard of the Star War

Cheesy

Newt (the animal) Gingrich or Newt Gin-Grinch (the furry)

Joejira

George Lucas listening to the weird noises Adam Sandler makes for names of people and places when writing The Phantom Menace

Sean Banne

Astrogoblin's CEI hire

Daniel Johnson

Neo: I know kung-ilingus Morpheus: Show me

John

Demo Discoos Rule XXXIV

Joe Pastier

Agent 47 & Dash Rendar: Strangers on a Train Level

Iris

Poggle the Greater (thanks to his Hallow sub)

oldleech

Hogspeed You Sac Emptier

Bazzgooz

Horribly emaciated watto

bats

white kitt fisto

Ratking

Neimoidian sleep paralysis demon

Kiefer

i still haven't met another kiefer in person!

Erynsaurus

Buc-ee the Vampire Slayer

Bread Sweeney

Have charlotte create what she fears most

Ajaxian

"Emperor Palpatine, they've hit the second death star"

Fredducky

Getting catfished by a fake Watto account

cptvictor

Mark Berlin Wallberg

Tonkatsu

NASA landing on Mars only to find its overrun with goblins, ghoulies, and creepizoids

Nick Martinez

KALKITE, KALKITE ALTERNATIVES. DEEP SUBSTRATE FOLIATED KALKITE.

Wilfredo

Kareem Abdul Jabbar the Hutt

RipleyInSpace

He... he couldn't have. He was sober, I felt it!

donaldtello

Darth Steven Seagal chair fighting jedi

AragornStan92

Bam margera huffing rhydonium with Saw

Peter

Poggle the Bottom

Hayden Vanderlaan

DEATH BATTLE: Astrogoblin on their drugs of choice vs. THE BLUE ANGELS

Callie

See here: our three brave, intrepid space goblins dive deep into the dark, mysterious cavern of mediocre comment shop prompts. Godspeed, you beautiful bastards.

scott Lamont

The lion, the gay witch in the wardrobe

defaced5960

Darth Vito and Jedi Master Phil Margera in Bam Wars Attack of the Scones.

Daniel Felesina

Hydrogen Bomb (Tony Gilroy) vs. Coughing Baby (Dave Filoni)

Lofty Nights

“Clam Time is a flat circle” - Shrimp Detective

Daniel Felesina

It’s the Rite of ‘Go White Sox’ you filthy Cubs fan

Blake Spears

The defense would like to enter the following evidence: Client doesn't know sportsball.

Mike Rapin

The 2025 Paddy Power World Darts (Cigarettes) Championship

Mentally Chill 9000

Carl Jung v Neil Young v Jacky Chan, in a musical recreation of Rumble in the Bronx 2: Electric Boogawk lu-who? Ajax from The Warriors seems uneased all the while.

Powersfrombeyond

Jacob, Charlotte, and Patrick got stuck fuzing into a megazord

Colleen Rock

jacob controlling big zam with a gun

Halite

Tony Danzig vs Christopher Dokken in a guitar battle

Kikaimato

Friendly neighborhood Cardassian

Aaron

Benson boon-man akunya

Braxton Glass

Jon Voight replaces Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder.

NickIsRadford

Cedric “The Entertainment” Cheese

oldleech

He's an american pope! He's an american pope! He's coming to your diocese, make it nice n' pious-y, he's an american pope!

Lydsy

chuck a few lens flares on in the last 5 seconds of the project

Dylan Nyburg

Neelix getting arrested in his driveway for having a two year old wife; wat tambor watches on in horror

Braxton Glass

I love this but Rock Hard Juice Robinson exists in AEW. There could be a crossover.

jjolly

I would LOVE to see Salzige’s prom photos

AtomCoin

A nightmare on Sesame Street.

bruce

Cain sugar. Biblical Cain with diabetes being harvested for his blood sugar

Daniel Felesina

Client is acquitted from lack of knowledge, but sentenced to life in prison for calling it Sportsball

Jon Sapp

"I'd rather be his soy boy beta cuck lib bitch than your wife."

Jon Sapp

It sounds like you know.

bozzwick

Salacious CrUM tribute.

Driftless

Everything Cenobites

Eli Mulholland

Single shrimp on an English muffin. Spread optional.

Britney Barker

Adventures onboard the JOI Enterprise

Matilda Jereza

The Light Side, the Dark Side, and the Blind Side (2009)

Mooseshark

Astrogobiln Themed Narnial Type

Jack

Sad eyed fish-man of the lowlands

Waguigi

See-Threepio giving new dome

Ajeh

Deep Space Nine episode about Y2K

alt_d0ll

tom cruise sopranos crossover episode