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The Glove of Darth Vader - Dramatic Reading (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-20 12:00:10
Edited:
2026-05-30 22:55:53
Imported:
2026-06

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We read through the entirety of the first Jedi Prince novel. Movie-accurate voices included.

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Comments

Robin

This was the very first Star Wars book I ever read. Had to be around 10 years old. I remember finishing it and just thinking, "wow, that sucked."

slashx00

astrogoblin has the sauce ™️

snakpak

The guy with three eyes is named Trioculus. Really creative stuff

rahjahknows

1:09:01 Charlotte asking them to do Luke's theme over the narration, and the increase in volume, took me out

rahjahknows

I love how Patrick just started cutting off sentences when he was over it

GNOMED

The characters in this universe don't literally refer to the nondiegetic titles of the movies, right? Right?!

Free Will

Haven't been into star wars since I was a teenager but y'all can make anything entertaining

Dom

That was amazing 😂 can’t wait for the next one

Ethan

I loved interrupting Ackbar

DannyBoi

Now this is why I am a fellow assgoblin.

llyando

Oooh. How exciting.

jraluark

Is it just me or does Han sound a little drunk? Also, what flavor of mad genius promoted Jacob to go full Gomer Pyle for the admiral voice?

VagaBocchi

This was a real treat. Truely.

Martyn O'Neill

Hissa is just Yoda in a big fake moustache

Rebelcow

This was so delightful for my commute.

Ferza

I know All of these Voices are supposed to be Dumb, but Jacob actually has a decent Pre-Jedi/New Hope Luke Voice.

Ferza

👏👏👏🍷🍷🍷👏👏👏

SocraticOblivion

Move over Marc Thompson & Jonathan Davis there's new Star Wars audiobook narrators in town.

ImBatman

Okay but real talk, your impressions are INCREDIBLE. Especially Patrick's Ackbar

Hambone

oh hell yea

BioBen

Great work holding back as many laughs as you did!

Scryer

🐋 Luke, it’s too painful…

Drips Malone

If you visualize the dialogue as a shitty early 2000s anime, it kinda works. Still bad, but at least your brain can make sense of it.

Alex?

I love this shit so much