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THE COMMENT ‘SHOP IS ONE YEAR OLD.

Bring forth your finest prompts for this special episode.

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Jeremy Allen Fart

Have you ever heard the tale of the guy who could bust handsfree

alex

Snow bunny heaven

Paul Sharke

The Glove of Darth Wendt

Daniel Felesina

My favorite Greenday song: “Slavelord Boulevard of Broken Dreams”

Pablo

ass people rise

Drew Wagner

The original Mom and Pop Shop Patrick “made an offer to” in order get the Astro Goblin naming rights.

bats

death battle: amanaman vs turgle

Rolling614

Sounding Rod Serling

Emilio L

Universal's Andy Circus Stunt Show

Robin

Bruce Spence has somehow returned

Elizabeth S

"Remember Alf? He's back! In Poggle the Lesser form!"

Cloves

Meat the Throbinsons

CeeBass

A meth’d up Scott Stapp vs 100 gorillas.

MeatBear

Drunk raccoon fights a Skarsgård boy

Juuso E Salin

Demoman and Demowoman escape the garden of demobaza

Alfy Red

Billy Joel Osment

CeeBass

Mas Ameeda Bynes!

Drnohands

Lesbian Themed birthday cake

Matilda Jereza

What's Spliffing Gilbert's Vape (1993)

Rangos

Patrick clicks on a link and the computer sucks him [in]

Ryn

Free Whaladon

Not_Quite

Throw a Gelfling in there!

Erynsaurus

Buc'ee the Vampire Slayer

Babu Frick'd my jeans

2001 a space odyssey. But the monkey is Jacob and the Monolith is Boss Nass's Massive fucking hog

Waguigi

The Cat in the Hat directed by Lars von Trier

Iris

Big O (face)

Brendon Abbl

Who (or what [or how many]) is Commander Riker going to bang this week?

Bazzgooz

Just some gross little guy

Dean U

12 Angry Amanamen (1957)

oldleech

I Have No Fleshlight, and I Must Goon

Free Will

Dodgeball 2 : Rip'd and Torn 5D

Forrerrist

Bad luck Garma 🤷‍♂️

Rebelcow

Obi-Wagwan Kenobi

Failstate

TJ Maxximus Decimus Meridius

alt_d0ll

the missing tom cruise sopranos crossover episode

Shotgunbadger

Anakin and Obi-Wan but in the style of the Angel Boys

Chief

French Stewart doing heroin inside of a Dave n Busters

Prune Tracy

Shai Padme-Amidala the padawan baiter

Gollum Juice

Tony Soprano’s nightmare blunt rotation

oldleech

So, like aroused in a hot tub next to a penguin?

Pighokey

The astrogoblin trio as Nightreign characters facing their first mini-boss: Trioculus

Martyn O'Neill

But it wasn’t a rock, it was Cirroc Lofton…

Blake Spears

New Boba Flavor: Popping Pussy

Zhukov

Medically induced Tay Kolma

Tougk

Amanamanda please!

Tougk

Boss Network-attached-storage

LLPaulJay

Tusla King of Angmar

Carrie West

The thin blue line between a Charlotte photoshop and a Patrick photoshop

Ethan

"Spank me... as you would a child."

Tougk

My dumbest panic submission yet

Callum

Honda Babu Fuck - Ponda Baba and Babu Frick doin it in the back of your favourite family car.

Tank3875

Somehow Tay Colma returned.

Skuggles

Ted Nugent hunts Watto.

Chad Kroeger

Charlotte Pissing in the Yemen 🎣

scott Lamont

I AM NOT AN AMANAMAN, I AM a human being

Toast

Admiral Ackbar can’t stop interrupting the rest of the prompts

Typo

Sy Snoodles checks into the Betty Ford Clinic

Jon Sapp

Single parent Luthen Rael wants you to know how much he's sacrificed.

Haste

The Eagles (band) eating Prometheus (Greek figure)

oldleech

Pretzie Got Fingered

Kyall

"agent 47, your target is ryan dunn"

Glup Shiddo

The Pretzidents of the United States (She’s Lump Herc)

oldleech

"Wouldja like a lil' sausage there, Herc?"

DannyBoi

Jedi master Coleman Trebor fighting Dinos in the upcoming film Jurassic World Rebirth

cptvictor

Stalin Skarsgard

Clickery21

How The Minch Stole Christmas

Nick Barnes

Biblically accurate bayou clown

Rullagan

Sexy Phil Margera

Totally

The ICB (Imperial Clown Bureau), led by Major Partygaz

Baron Sogz

Keef Girgo and Bix Caleen Vs Greef Karga and Crix Madine

Leebos

Temu Cenobite Cube

Ethan Montez

Peter Jackson’s Astrogoblin Birthday. The Official Game of the Movie.

Region_Locked

To kill a mocking bird ( using a mallet )

NukeWarm

Too literal jizz music

Lydsy

Leo XIV's deep dish cardinals

liam

Mark “Bug Pussy” Hamill

lubox

Meet ‘N’ Fuck Skull Island

Swisher

No, the penguin has to be comatose

Robin

Phantom of the Whaleadon Opera

Tyler DeVenny

Astrogoblin: The Game, a Narnial-type for the Nintendo Gamecube

Joejira

Trioculus at a 3-D movie angry that his red/blue glasses aren't working.

Sean Banne

Hey can you photoshop Hercules saving that russian babushka from being spun

stushow

Minch goes out eating hole

Sean Banne

PATRICK: B52 B52 THE TIME IS NOW RUSSIAN FLIGHT 6650 VALENTINE OUYA FRESH PRINCE

Sean Banne

Bor Torture (Gullet)

SteamedJams

Jacob seeking refuge among the gnomes

SteamedJams

(his asylum is rejected)

blake_the_butcher

Blues Brothers vs Righteous Gemstones battle of the bands

Koz

How The White Grinch Started A Cult

Scott Atkins

The past comment shop prompts return to celebrate the one year celebration of comment shop with their special guest of the night popping out of a cake.

Just Joe

With a willing partner and the utmost trust, the execution of the Flaming Amazon.

Joby Zebavich

Ernests Big 13 hour Vacation to Benghazi

Mooseshark

Astrogoblin themed narnial type

Wobs

Croods 2: HyperCroods

Fredducky

T-Shirt contest (dry)

jjolly

The chimp scene from Nope but it’s Patrick destroying the set. Instead of a fist bump, Charlotte has to subdue him by passing a dart

Blade J

Chief Chirpa piloting a mech vs Pope Leo XIV’s Vatica-mech

bozzwick

Salacious C(r)UM(b) tribute

AtomCoin

The Costas Mandylor, "Ian", and Grogu.

Joe Pastier

The Millennial Falcon flies into the Non-Binary sunset.

Qreature

Hear the lamentation of their Wee Man

Nick Martinez

Sexy admiral Ackbar in cable knit sweater

Stankape

Uh-oh! E.T. Was found by Sid from Toy Story

LordZorro

E.T and Jar-Jar being assimilated by the Thing

Garry

Jar-Jar Brink's Secure Cash Transport

Chint Eastwood

Astrogoblin gets replaced by the actors that would play them in their Biopics

Lerad

We have such scams to show you

Lerad

The New Herc of Newark

Lerad

Whatever it is, sell it as the next astrogoblin merch

Mike Rapin

Celebrating the Summer Orthodox (Chicago-edition)

jjrn47

Astrogoblin and there many guys celebrate their anniversary at a rundown Chuck-E-Cheese

jstowe18

Poggle the Donald

Mr penis

I would very much like to see a hog included in this one if possible thanks

Fun!

Gilora Rejal putting the Ass in Cardassian.

KittenMittons

Nicole Kidman taken captive by Chet Hanks atop the Empire State Building

Cheesy

what’s her face and what’s her face in that one movie where all the white women look the same. or something like that.

Dustin Willis

Can you add a smiling Rick Moranis to the composition?

oldleech

Dumbledore eating human flesh

Wilfredo

Mos Eisley Cantina band plays Coachella

oldleech

It's showtime!

Dylan Nyburg

Alan Rickman from Galaxy Quest fighting Rom from Deep Space Nine

Mentally Chill 9000

I can't get the oxygen to my brain, fucking general practitioners. Braincells leaving my ears and being absorbed by Dark Zuckus and Elon Krum, thanks to public healthcare.

Shawgolio

Darth Vader’s very fashionable glove is admired by dad

Alec Herrera

A sexy droid, which is a droid that is sexy, grading a boy shaped Patrick's homework. He's not very happy about it.

steven cummins

Jedi master Sifo dyas, pilot of the Rick Dias

Lewis121

Saw Gerrera in a SAW trap but it's turning him on

disasterlaster

Rhydo is my step-sister and she loves me and she's stuck in the washing machine.

Bruno Torres

Shared a rendition of your prompt in the Discord thread "Comment Shop Crumbs"

Jesse

this isn't a suggestion but I really like patrick's impression of his boy. can you impersonate my boy? he sounds like this "Dauw-gee"