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Comment ‘Shop 53 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-02 12:00:13
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Comment ‘Shops are back (to normal). Bring forth your finest prompts for another year of ‘shopping.

Comments

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trainsgender

RipleyInSpace

The Gay and Wondrous Life of Martin Scorsese

Siôn Williamson

Grand Admiral Grunger moves his fleet into orbit near Wigan, to scran some Smack Barms

audrey

Han's Moving Castle

Dr. Deagle

Chip the MAN shaped droid

MistahKid

The three Astrogoblins running from one of the Elden Ring Nightreign Nightlords

Rullagan

Jimmy Carter of Mars

Nick Barnes

Sopranos: furio road(head)

Baron Sogz

New year's ball drop

Leebos

Rob as Himself

Jt Pellecan

Steve Buscemi as the giant floating heads in Rick & Morty screaming, "show us what you got"

liam

Mason Berger

dangxious

Twink death of the universe

QuickstrikeTRU

Whatever you make, can you add the dude in the red pajamas from Mad Max who's only job was to shred his flamethrower guitar while everyone fought? You know the guy.

Bobson Dugnutt

clear eyes, full farts, can’t lose

NukeWarm

The last of an endangered species sitting on the Death Star's thermal exhaust port.

oldleech

Zabriel Zakbar, a fish-eyed sad man.

Toasiddy

Store in the mall called Hot Toppin'

David Parkinson

A homunculus made from a pair of celebrities of your choosing and held together by chewing tobacco. Or a hot babe with a sweet rack. Either one is fine. It’s 2025.

KittenMittons

Baji Old Yellers Emperor Trioculus

stushow

Bobby Bacala putting a hit out on Tracy Morgan for puking at the Knicks game

Charlotte Em

liev schreiber having a wonderful picnic with some geese

Kickflipoff

^ You can just skip this next prompt. Keep things moving

Robin

Five nights at Jabbas

Chad Kroeger

Somehow, Palpatine regurgitated his lunch all over the floor

Haste

It's 9/11, Charlie Brown!

Aaron

Chet hanks goes to north sentinel island to proclaim the start of white boy summer

SteamedJams

The Rasta Us (starring Adrien Brody as Joel)

bats

the elden bing bing

Ethan

A Grimace's Purpose

Iris

Biblically accurate jacob fullerton

Jon Sapp

Add a distasteful amount of bulge

Mr penis

Journey to the centre of my ass

SirStegosaurus

Trioculus finds the codpiece of Darth Vader

Fredducky

Lobot getting ‘Ugnaughty’ with the help on Cloud City.

Drew Wagner

Young Hercules is a Ken!?!?

Totally

Three Men and a Baby 2: Three Babies and a Man

Annabelle W-T

a purple bunny plushie in there somewhere real small as a thanks to Bruno

Typo

The Jolly Green Giant Loads

alex

Your dream temu mystery box (must include a VHS copy of Rumble in the Bronx)

Ribby

Death Battle: Yaddle vs. The Grunch Road Monster

NRay7882

Gargamel calls ICE on the Smurfs

Halite

Ponda Baba Yaga (John Wick style)

Prune Tracy

Jacob is "The One" in the star wars quiz Matrix

Joby Zebavich

Lance Armstrongs Big Beautiful (detached) Ball

NickIsRadford

Some big, beautiful golden dome houses

Claire Myers

Benjamin Sisqó - Thong Song

Wobs

Dan Brown's: Angels and Des Moines

heartajack

Mandalorian and Glub Shitto

John

Nathan Fielder begins rehearsing how to Comment ‘Shop

disasterlaster

Sy Snootles and Droopy McCool doing lines at Studio 54

oldleech

Chris Pontius Pilate and the Last Temptation of Jesus 'Wee Man-God' Christ

ScobyHotel

Paula Dean’s Orion Spice Funnel Cake

Rebelcow

Mon Mothma Male Feet

KaitlinBungHole

The Pope showing his cardinals (or whatever his little guys are called) Chicago style pizza but kind of like the last supper.

TCKingCeryn

Mark Wahlberg's Content Aware Scale ™

ThirdDeadMan

"I have become Vance, destroyer of Gohei-mochi" - a little dude

TripleRaincoat

Astrogoblin finally "finishes" shadowman

Sean Banne

Can you make me a cool cock ring, I got made fun of for my old one :(

BurntPickles

The Hollywood sign but with an NYPD helicopter traveling though an interdimensional rift to crash into it.

Nick Martinez

Whatever it is just as long as it brings glory to the Klingon empire

Tonkatsu

Tengen Toppa Gooner Lagann

Tougk

Darth Rami Malak (jaw thing and all)

Cash_Bone

Having fun watching the Snowplow joust at the Jeremy Renfaire

Brian

Angelic top and Devilish bottom sitting on your shoulder

cptvictor

Microsoft Widows

scott Lamont

Christian Bale to Horse: "You're a real Big Guy, but were done professionally"

Powersfrombeyond

AstroGoblin's starting 5 to win the NBA Finals

bruce

Cain sugar. Biblical Cain with diabetes being harvested for his blood sugar

jstowe18

Jesse the “Ki-Adi” Ventura

RJ

The Shrexecutioner

HeyJoshRob

Chet Hanks celebrating Wookie Life Day

Free Will

Sydney Sweeney Todd

Toronto Gosh

Mel Gibson and Jon Voight caught in a Glue Trap

Erynsaurus

Astrogoblin World Headquarters

jjolly

Ally Hannibal: “I employ an ethical butch”

Garry

Benson Goone

jjolly

The Ho Chi Minch Trail (gumbo supply lines)

Dylan Nyburg

My only request is that there's a big dirty hanger in this episode

Cloves

Barron Trump Papanoida

defaced5960

Justice for bruiser and his massive hangers!

Maxwell

The Beast Rabban gets a part time job at Lulu Lemon

Joe Pastier

"Han'll have that house built! We gotta give him more time!"

Maxwell

Chewie, I’m gonna make the first floating house in cloud city, chewie

Siôn Williamson

Tipoca City but it’s full of Joe Biden clones

Bazzgooz

Jar jar ripped to the gills of death sticks

Koitus B

Autoerotic astigmatism

Wadachip

Bam and Phil are going to try the Donner Party diet

Britney Barker

Deep Dish Pope versus Thin Crust Dali Lama

oldleech

Marcel, the Shell With a Bag On

David Byrnes

JarJar laser flipping over Ani's charred form - "Ani, look! Me'sa shredding you!"

Zhukov

The House That Han Built (2018)

Kyall

Mr Hands stands trial

DrHankVenture

Astrogoblin extinguishing the spark of the discoos

Samuel Bloomer

My Name Is Earl Crab Man being zapped by lightning and you can see his skeleton and stuff

Joejira

Hologram Obi-Wan: Hello. Luke. You're. Quite. Good. At. Turning. Me. On. Luke: Um... You should probably ignore that.

AtomCoin

Why aren't more people talking about the 1993 classic "My Boyfriend's Back"?

Just Joe

We need something everyone in this town can get behind. We need…A symbol. Something that appeals to the best in each and every one of us. Something good. Something decent. Something pure.

MrFlowerman

the red wedding of salzige and tappsy

blake_the_butcher

Something involving Bobby Bacala with his eye patch

Hayden Vanderlaan

patricia's version of the fan art of the nightreign goon squad

shulah

Jeremy Allen Whites andor character who got cut in editing

Ryn

Salzige and his boys prepare to hunt the great white whaladon

Jesse

this isn't a suggestion but I really like patrick's impression of his boy. can you impersonate my boy? he sounds like this "Dauw-gee." thank you :)

Jane Malkav

Charlotte on a date with the busty nymph from nightreign

Matilda Jereza

Saw Gerrera Jubilee video (1 rebel vs 20 Imperials)

thetruesamwise

Hermione Bagwa receives her Hogwarts' acceptance letter, but Dexter won't let her become a witch

LLcoolRay

Tony Soprano having a nice candlelit gabagool with Boss Nass

Robbie

Zgoonukooo or whatever that stupid lemur was called

Tariq Moustapha

Krennic and Partagaz whooping it up at the academy.

shulah

Thunderbolts: aka the avengers go to therapy

Zack Diedrich

Sinners but it's Arnold and Danny DeVito as the twins

Pighokey

Thanos with the infinity gauntlet, but it's the glove of Darth Vader

lubox

Soprano Babies

Peter

Recreate the previous Comment 'Shop from memory

Mentally Chill 9000

the chick from izombi tries to play games with the wrong Indian (not Rahul) he took vindaloo to the next level with extreme cooking skills.