Home
Creators
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Zorba the Hutt's Revenge - Dramatic Reading (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-03 12:00:12
Edited:
2026-05-30 22:55:59
Imported:
2026-06

Downloads

Content

Cough cough I wish I could write this description cough but I can't cough breath with all this BRAZE.

Files

Comments

TCKingCeryn

This is like the end of Color out of Space

Ben Cleaver

There's a hot dog place in my hometown called Zorba's and all I can think of when I see it is Zorba the Hutt running a hot dog stand

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

"Han's Skyhouse is the key to all this, if we get the Skyhouse working. 'Cause it's a groovier location than we've ever had in the movies..."

Adriano Bacuita

I'm disappointed Jabba never got to enjoy the luxury of Ghorman Silks

Dom

This is art

flippitydip

After learning what "braze" means I have not been able to recover mentally or physically

Madeline Clark

Every one of these dramatic readings, Patrick does a performance that has me on the ground laughing and gasping for air, I don’t know how he does it

Duke Ammon

These dramatic readings are so fucking funny

Adam Snow

This is like MST3K for books, brilliant.

ohgodthepandas

"droid sexism" was not at all on my bingo card for this series but honestly good on Luke for so unequivocally calling out threepio's internalized misogyny

With everybody saying Joh-nny stinks YEAH

I love how Trioculus, despite (seemingly) being the big bad guy of the series, has had his ass kicked pretty much every time he’s faced any sort of opposition. Not even by the main characters either. A random imperial almost burned him alive and now Jabbas dad and some cops got him.

thehobknoblin

Can I mark these as listened audiobooks on my Fable reading app profile?

ThirdDeadMan

don't forget going blind because of his..... hand.

foolishjules

maybe he jacked off too much

themightyaxe

This book stinks. We didn't even get to hear what the deductible was on Luke's land speeder insurance policy

Koitus B

21:55 Just leaving this here for myself so I can always remember the dumbest sentences in Star Wars history

Scryer

Patrick singing Lando’s dialogue was straight up divine inspiration.

Alex?

Luke not being voiced by Jacob is too weird

YourPhantasm

This is fucking insane why is there so much about Han’s house lmao

Natecharodon

I've listened to this episode several times now, and Patrick making the cloud cop Irish gets me every time