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Comment ‘Shop 63 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-11 15:14:06
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Go to the center of gravity’s pull, and find your missing prompt, you will.

Comments

Leebos

Moby-Cock (and ball torture)

NRay7882

Evil Knievel's shopping cart incident

stushow

Patrick's hats runaway from home

slashx00

the eagles (band) save the LOTR gang

Drew Wagner

David (Zaslav) vs. Goliath (Good Decisions)

Ribby

The Tulsa King's Speech

DrHankVenture

Penis from heaven (shoe be do be)

J Jedi Jameson

Darth Tenebrous in the Valley of the Dark Characters

liam

A hold em/fold em type situation goes tits up

Dustin Willis

Prom photo with 2 Astrogoblin celebrities

Duncan Passell

Rebel Captain Paulie Gulliterai: Look at that! Oh!

Sarah W

Stop. Im trying to write my thesis.

bats

get justin timberlake from south land tales in there

Jeffrey

Terminator Voice: "I need your clothes, your boobs, and your motorcycle."

Juan A.

Munch Yoda

Madeline Alright

Not if anything to say about it, my wife's boyfriend has!

Rullagan

Sexy Clippy (great thighs)

dangxious

“The Buxtons are not Sheevs.”

Joby Zebavich

Waking up to see a silhouette of Minch standing over you trying to retrieve his “stuff”

TheWakaEmu117

Shai Hulud shyly boofing Shai Labeouf. Alternatively Shai Laboof shyly boofing Shai Hulud

Richard Jeter

Metal LG Gear Solid: King Snake Eater

Kyle Koehler

Lucky the Leprechaun™️ fighting his way to the deck of the titanic

Rebelcow

This Chodehouse is mine.

tore

Marty McGrath and "Doc Brown" and Jacob as the dog or something iunno

LizCanVoice

I'm tired of the same old star, same old wars

Rolling614

Narcoleptics: the original anti-woke patriots.

Miauchanto

"Do you remember the crack of whippits, Mr. Frodo?"

Colby

Hannibal takes Guy Fieri to Flavortown.

RipleyInSpace

Ireland's answer to the Freudian question

westr

British life in 20 years

Mike Rapin

Papa's got a brand new Dad

Lerad

Celine Dionicle

audrey

after 110th

Ned Cogswell

Tulsa Queen: The story of how one former made guy transformed himself into the baddest bitch in Oklahoma.

Chicofriend

I’m the Canadian Joker Baybeeeee

Charlie Dave

Rahul in Cars getting Sick every night.

Typo

You look radiant, today. Keep up that positive energy!

Fish Guy

Dollman offers his body and blood as the sacrament

WalkingMirror

Muscle Testing groceries King Snake style

Lerad

That Angel boy ain't right

Zhukov

Lars von Trieroculus

rahjahknows

Bonus multiplier: roll a D6 and add that many geese to the 'shop

PumaHands

Tubalcain - Real Grade

Chad Kroeger

"If ever I was to marry someone, it would've been Bill Burr."

Tougk

Jack Reacher beating up Big Balls in DC

SteamedJams

Kristi Noem magic trick where she saws her dog in half

glam_racket

Dart Vader vs Obi-Zyn Kenobi

Jay Deines

The Count of Kit Fisto

CaptainFrail

Walter Wonka White and The Blue Chew Factory

Sean Banne

"WHO DO YOU KNOW HERE?!" "Nobody, I'm just Celebrimbor."

parliament cigarettes

Punished Pretzie, a man denied his Herc (the shard in his head is a discus)

LLPaulJay

Porg the Bounty Hunter

Tougk

Shy hulud. Is that anything?

Daniel Johnson

Herc in Rio for the yearly sacrifice to him

Ollie

"Ride now! Ride for ruin, and women with full bush! DEEEAAAATH!"

Region_Locked

" Imagine if you will a world with no big naturals. Welcome to the twink guy zone ! "

oldleech

Conor McGregor at the livestock auction: "Look what I bought - this roan horse is mine."

Drew Yetzke

Dwight "glass bottom boat" Manfredi

TheWakaEmu117

The great wurm who lives deep in the dunes of Arrakis

nayfin

Goon Messiah

Neil

Guy called "Big Cheese"

Kassa_Worry

Times Old Roman remembers the fallen

Garry

"Just what I taught, your soul is mine!" (Mortal Kombat x Roadhouse)

Daphne

Kraven vs Rhino gas station pills

Reverendsorry

Just the worst charcuterie board you could think of.

Shotgunbadger

Uma Musume but for greyhound races

Brian

Snickers ‘You’re not you when you’re hungry’ ad feat. OJ Simpson

Nick Barnes

Uh oh.... Yoda got a back alley BBL

MikeG

Texas Governor in a street fight with Connor McGregor over whose road house it is.

tigerhawk66

John Kruk vs Reacher food battle

NukeWarm

“Astrogoblin is a pre-through-post Catholic group” - Shadowman #1

oldleech

Nick Kroll and the Bad Seeds

Scythe77

Jacob at a No Kais rally protesting Kai Winn

Seth Heder

Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes NPR tiny desk concert

Aksel Lessum

Tell me master hobbit, can you last more than 5 minutes playing this game?

AragornStan92

Tulsa King maternity photo session

Rusty Venture

Sly’s not great, kinda offensive Mexican restaurant, ‘Salsa King’

Deecio

León: The Beginner

Cade

The Gang Plays: Pressure Washing "Stimulator"

Cade

Dr. Pepper's 23 flavors of "SEED"

Free Will

Ryan Dunn crashing out

Cade

Hot "Sow" Summer

Fuzzynubz

Anatomically correct Troll dolls

Trevor Buss

Laser hair removal accidentally castrates someone

Free Will

Black and milds, Pepto Bismal shots and the saltiest liquorish

Nat Schwarz

koko the gorilla asking for cigarettes

HomeGrownJAR

Charlotte have you tried Shadows of Doubt? If not you should check it out, its a very cool imsim

CeeBass

Tulsa Queen: Rise of the Anti-Trans

Walter

Pazuzu's petals

MeatBear

Star wars, but with crows

oldleech

Great balls, on fire.

Just Joe

Titties become sentient

Jon Sapp

War of the Worlds starring Steven Seagal

Mr penis

I don’t know, I don’t have anything I’m sorry.

Johnald90

Beansie's wheelchair is actually made of beans

Mr penis

Maybe something about Sam porter bridges delivering box cutters to flight 175, I don’t know

NickIsRadford

100 duck-sized Will Smiths vs 1 Will Smith-sized duck

Zen Window

big natural american spirit cigarettes

glam_racket

“It seems in your anger you made your family disappear”

Bazzgooz

A nice little cake for my birthday :)

snakpak

I rewatched Cold Mountain (2003) and they totally show Nicole Kidman's bush

SteveR

Lance Bluedick

Fredducky

Rocky Mountain Moisters

Leebos

They didn't have Mpreg in the joint

Richard Jeter

"Jes wat I taut, this Longhorn Steakhouse is mine."

bozzwick

Maul Blart: the sithuations is under control!

Erynsaurus

Your cats if they were people..

PhdWiz

Wokeified Goatse

John

You got here to the 162nd comment. Don’t tell the others there’s free licorice outside under the bush. Run! It’s yours!

Cormac Lynch

Why do people keep putting like chia seeds and flax seeds in shit? I just want some damn trail mix with like some almonds, a cashew or two, and the occasional yogurt chip. I'm not here to eat bird feed.

bobdole

one incomprehensible bit please

bozzwick

Not my best work 🤷🏻‍♂️

jjolly

Yoda pissing after sex so it’s kinda going all over

Wobs

The hour grows late and Gandalf the Grey rides to Marwen seeking my miniatures

SocketGhost

The Rockbiter tries out LG Hangers

madrobot

William Shatner caught watching Jadzia Dax r34

Charlotte Em

The bitch who stole my c4 vertebrae

Jarkgur

Liquorice pipe dream

JivetheSuperTurkey

The One Tenth but it's all of AstroGoblin's "guys". Reacher, Tulsa King, Travolta ect

NRay7882

I can't read this and not hear Jacob doing Harry Caray

Haste

Mighty Carl Jung

Lerad

Just airbrush out the wedding ring

Tonkatsu

Saphic Spider-Man

Kassa_Worry

Sam, be careful! There's pretty girls

Skorky

Ebon Moss-Operation-Bach-Iraqi Freedom

Pablo

gay mare

tore

boostin noots

oldleech

It is an actual magic trick but the dog dies anyway.

Manatee

Stellan Skarsgårth Brooks

Kyall

shen yun's in town

DylanC

Highly unqualified and underprepared for the upcoming Ted Talk

Mr penis

That’s awesome

Skuggles

WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR Y'ALL TO SLAP SOME CANNONS ON CHARLIE WAX?

Jane Malkav

Just what I thought, this death star is mine

Knifesquid

Tony Hawk's Pro Bono Skater

Wadachip

Hey Gork, who is the Michael Jordan of cheese wheel chasing?

F

John Lithsow

Koz

"You think if Ryan Dunn had a twin and they were drift compatible..."

Koz

MOIN

blake_the_butcher

Surprise! It’s a dinner party and Alf is hungry

NPM

Dark Jacob

BoromirDies

ICE Officer Dean Cain shows up to the wrong house

Alex

Kaiju don vito

goosepoppy

Blood rave at the rock n roll ralph's

dirtjur

Keynote speech by the CEO of Sex, announcing the release of the highly anticipated Sex 2.

Cade

Patricks arcade where you win Goon dabloons or seed tributes

Kikaimato

Friendly Neighbor Cardassians

SteveR

Djacob Unchained