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Comment ‘Shop 64 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-19 12:00:14
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Those aren’t mountains… they’re prompts.

Comments

slashx00

i brought a quetzalcoatlus home for dinner

stushow

Patrick goes hog hunting, but not the kind you think

Dustin Willis

What does the Astrogoblin home gym look like?

Nick Taylor

The Swiss Family Robinson’s Nazi Gold

Jon Sapp

Alternate universe where switches are called Malcoms

Drew Wagner

A UK Club with 207 female toilets

Chad Kroeger

The Chronic Blue-Balls of Riddick

Erynsaurus

Don Grimacetti, Grimace's Italian uncle, oh!

Brian

Just what I thought I did see a puddy cat, I did! I did!

Glup Shiddo

Patrick “Jacob ‘The Philippino Hammer’ Fullerton” Brown

goooooooooob

Tom Dis-Coose in Mission Impretz-ible Ghost Protocol

Brian

Sylvester The Cat Stallone

CheeseGuru101

Someone struggling to come up with a prompt

HomeGrownJAR

Government mandated cuck/bull program

Denis McGuire

Ballard from Bosch: Ballard as a third sister of Mama/Lockne in Death Stranding 3 (Maggie Q’s real name is Margaret Quigley)

Nat Schwarz

oh shit, Nanny McPhee's had some WORK done

Baron Sogz

You seen the cans on Jamie Lee Curtis? She really been hiding them all these years? Crazy

Meatshelly

Asian Experience Hugo Weaving

Kyall

The assassination of Hiroshima by the coward Enola Gay

CheeseGuru101

“Hey Tony, you want me to teach them how to throw the dis-cooze?”

Juuso E Salin

Magneto cranking his hog with a coat hanger

Rusty Venture

Adrien Brody as Bob Marley in: The Accent So Offensive You Won’t Even Care About the Blackface

Leebos

Moby-Cunt, Or The Tail

Rusty Venture

I know you can’t use this, but it’s been stuck in my head and I had to share.

westr

Podracing doping scandal

NukeWarm

James Bonbabadook

Diamond Duck

How is Jacob so bad at Tony Hawk

Lerad

Twin Bionicle Engine Fighter

Lerad

Twin Celine Dionicle Fighter Engine

Lerad

I don't know how to edit comments and I'm not gonna learn

Sean Banne

Killing of a sacred beer haha yeahhh brother

Sean Banne

Pass me that michelob ultra bratha

glam_racket

Conor McGregor ranking front-facing cameras with Linus Tech Tips

QuickstrikeTRU

Bob Sagat (Full House x Street Fighter)

Pile

Pelosi- huge naturals!!

J Jedi Jameson

Darth Tenebrous in the Valley of the Dark Characters

Totally

Darth Marenghi

Jordan Moses

Gorillas in the Spits: An HSA Story

BoromirDies

Aragon taking a shit in a bush, alerted to the Hobbits cooking tomatoes, sausage and nice crispy bacon.

liam

Angel Doll Boyz 2 Man

Ollie

"Ride now! Ride for Ruin! And women with full bush! DEEEAAAATH!"

SteamedJams

ASK NOT WHAT 206 FEMAEL TOULETS CAN DO FORE YOU, BUTT WHA T YOU CAN DO FOR 206 FEMALE TOILETS 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

Diamond Duck

Actually, has someone mentioned Gathering of the Grand Moff Juggalos on one of the videos? If not happy to take credit

Gawdly

UFC Patrick winner of the Nobel Peace Prize

Kassa_Worry

Look who's cumming during dinner

Woman Down Under

Sylvester Stallone as a gorilla telling the story of Star Wars to ewoks

Tomfoolery

Jack Reacher as a Jedi, just curious about your interpretation tbh

Fish Guy

A much debauched fish

Rullagan

Delicious fajitas graduating college

Donald Mahanahan

Chris Hansen poses as a Man Cub online to catch King Louie

Koitus B

Watto getting topped off with helium at Party City

Russell Richardson

NEW BANDS: Bad Charlotte, PATRICK: At the disco, & More than Jacob.

oldleech

Patrick's candy company Cock Full O' Nuts on a 90s business video.

Anonymous One

Globalize the Jerkhad by Osama Binlaid

Mr penis

I would like to see 3-4 big guys if possible

BawbGood

At the Mountains of Madness (the ska band)

Bryan Weiss

Dude where’s my deep-tar hunting vessel

Sean Banne

Watto getting topped

NRay7882

Please add Johnathan "Fatal1ty" Wendel and Dennis Fong AKA "Thresh"

Jaid Saviero

Sleepover at Jason's with the Goblins, featuring Jason's Hot (Beautiful) Mother and Boat Lawyer Dad

Charlie Dave

Ricky Gervais getting sawed in half by Woke ™️

LLPaulJay

Every Jack Ryan vs. every Reacher

LLPaulJay

Don't forget Jelly Roll

Shotgunbadger

Hey, whatever you've got? Put a hat on it.

Dil-the-Spider

Biblically Accurate Charlotte BrownFullerton

Typo

Take a breath and enjoy life. Even when things are difficult, try to celebrate small joys when you find them!

Juan A.

Tony Soprano in The Paisan of the Christ

David Jones

We need more fajita-themed content

Driftless

Anything Cenobite, I'm out of ideas this week

Luc Bisson

Knightfall Reacher vs That Dark Character Conor McGregor

Babu Frick'd my jeans

"This is where the fun begins" With the twin towers in full view

Doty

Geoff Neagley

Step

The seventh Skarsgård son

oldleech

Nick Cave's urologist informs him that he has bad seed.

Peter

Colm Tribute

Pablo

knightfall arbuckle

Wobs

Jelly Roll on the Event Horizon

KittenMittons

"Help me Step-Murph, I'm stuck."

Katey506

Dune Worm Bar Mitzvah

MikeG

Texas governor Abbott in a street fight with Alec Cabacungan with Skeen in the background saying “oh look at that”.

Brandon

Jacob shows off his “Filipino Hammer.”

Jarkgur

Human being after listening 30 hours of AstroPodlin in a weekend

Haste

Skid Row Pod Race

RexNeminis

Blue Man Group "ln Memoriam" Performance

Russell Richardson

Jabba Epstein and Gislane fortuna, SWEATING about the list.

Ribby

Akeelah and the Sazabi

jjolly

Model T roadhead

Bruce Wallenquest

Arthur Morgan doesn’t understand Magic the Gathering

James

The Expendables 5: From Tulsa with Love

HeyJoshRob

Stinklines the goblin

Dr. Deagle

Astro Goblin/Backshots Pizzeria employed by our favorites

oldleech

Bad boys 'spitting on the gorilla' (urban dictionary version).

Rolling614

Let them feet smoke weed

Joby Zebavich

“Now that’s the cuck of a carpenter”

Jane Malkav

"Murph, im stuck in the library of the lost city of the jedi murph, there's an annoying boy shaped robot here"

Chicofriend

Hunt for Dad that’s Sober 2

Jay Deines

The portrait of patdorian brown

SteveR

Nashville hot sluts

Chicofriend

GunDAMN! That bionicle has huge naturals

CeeBass

Qui-Gon “Tulsa” Jinn: wait- so you’re telling me Shmi is single?

Just Joe

“Jes’ whod I toht, this songbird is mine.”

Zhukov

Remember Me, but January 6th

madrobot

Pro choice Paulie

Hunter Vulpex

Kirby meats the first being that he can’t SUCK, Jack Reacher.

Jane Malkav

"Murph, they got 206 female toilets 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽 here"

Kiefer

from the centrifuge with love

Nibblonians

Just what I bought: Temu Conor McGregor

Liz

alternate universe where conor and ewan mcgregor trade career paths ("jiswaditot... dis high ground is moine!")

Richard Jeter

Metal LG Hanging Gear Solid: King Snake Eater

rahjahknows

Bonus multiplier: roll a D6 and add that many geese to the 'shop

KP

Salzige Christmas

tore

Carl Winslow

Russell Richardson

OOPS, Jabba was asphyxiated before he could stand trial!

Daniel Felesina

You, Me, Dupree, Shmi, Skeen, hot tub, sex?

Jonathan Liberatore

Patrick, I took 2 weeks off because you yelled at me last time, but I can't hold back any more, I need a beaver in this one.

Mooseshark

*Sam connects his QPID to the terminal and a hologram emerges* Autoerotic Asphyxiation-man - David Caradine

Mike Rapin

Hutt Tub Time Machine

Aidddan

This 10,000 year old sandworm make space the old-fashioned way

dangxious

Joey Chestnut takes communion

PhdWiz

Vulva King (Tulsa King girl(woke) edition)

Robbie

Con Air McGregor

Lerad

You tellin me no man can kill me?

Wadachip

6 Skarsgards, 5 cobs, 3 Sows, and 1 hour all to yourself

2Maidens1Flask

Tony Robbins teaches Tulsa King LinkedIn etiquette

Luc Bisson

I liked when they were the Sticky Pussies in the sequel

Luc Bisson

I'd get Freaky on her Fridays

Free Will

Dwight Manfredi learns what a bidet is

Luc Bisson

Give this person their canuck rodent

Tonkatsu

LinkedIn for gooners

Zeigeis

Tony Hawk's Boonta Eve Classic

MeatBear

Olives instead of eyes!

Lerad

Yassified sperm whale

Wilfredo

A huge guy. Just the biggest fucking guy you can imagine

oldleech

Post oysters, Michael Douglas passes the biggest tapeworm he ever saw.

SveZam

The Tumnus Crown Affair

Koz

Jacob's bathtub full of 500 lbs of cat litter

Bazzgooz

Big ape (strong) (majestic) (powerful) (wise)

bobdole

melt in your mouth not your hand

oldleech

The Jay Johnston Story

Allison Goshen

getting door dashed ortolan song bird without the butter

ChrisAnaforian

I’m stuck at the Philly airport it’s either Charlotte or the Fanatics fault

Q-nut

Queef Wellington (it’s raw)

Disc0_Hipp0

Now with delicious green pea-ness

Disc0_Hipp0

God would never allow such a thing

Skuggles

I am here to once again ask. Drag up Charlie Wax for me!

Erica Fox

Paul Reubens's Dragula Race

Josh

Im just jorking it