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Comment ‘Shop 66 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-02 14:00:16
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Commander Cody, the Comment ‘Shop has come…

Comments

Wobs

Dave Matthews Band force fem

Koitus B

One Hour Odo

slashx00

strap harness for sale, never worn

Daniel Felesina

Oxford’s defines Astrogoblin as Webster’s Dictionary’s definition of woke

Joey Lew

IP Man sued for IP infringement

Fuzzynubz

Nurgle buying air fresheners

NRay7882

Make the final image into an animated GIF

Joe Bingley

Genlock and ball torture

Juuso E Salin

"I got shaken by the Big One and all I got was my toes curled" - t-shirt

Glup Shiddo

The Beaver speaks to Babu Frik

Rullagan

"Repossessed Shed & Breakfast" bill board advertisement

David Jones

“They have pole dancing on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous.”

Juan A.

Tony Soprano in The Paisan of the Christ

Brian

The Rizzlers cameo in Tulsa King

QuickstrikeTRU

Bob Sagat (Full House x Street Fighter)

NukeWarm

Simple Jack in the Cannibals Village

Theif

Life is like cock and ball torture without the torture

Ollie

Whatever the photoshop is, put PewDiePie during the bridge incident in the corner

Claire Myers

CEI (Crohn's Eating Instruction)

Q-nut

Reacher goes in for a PED test.

Ribby

Tulpa King

Typo

Hey gang, you're doing a great job! Really wading through the shit in these prompts, but you always find good ones! Except that one time.

Nibblonians

Hank Johnson's Zodiac Killer-style arson spree

Adriano Bacuita

Villain characters with robo spider legs (i.e. Darth Maul from the clone wars animated show)

Johnald90

Bobby Bolivia selling a roadhouse to Conor McGregor.

Totally

The Emperor's New Clones

liam

Saint Patrick the Brown is canonized for driving the snakes back into Ireland (its okay, they had a mouse problem)

PhdWiz

Hogtoberfest

stushow

Newest NFL team the San Francisco Deepspace9ers

Mike Rapin

uncle mingus and the fungal reedus bunch

goooooooooob

Silk(song): The Fabric of Our Lives

Bazzgooz

𓆓𓅲𓋴𓏏𓐍𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏𓐍𓇋𓐍𓏏𓉔𓅱𓅲𓎼𓉔𓏏𓐍𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴𓐍𓊪𓇌𓂋𓄿𓅓𓇋𓂧𓐍𓇋𓋴𓐍𓅓𓇋𓈖𓅂

LLPaulJay

Not without my Joey Pants!

SocketGhost

Convention cruise for Tulsa King fans.

Joe Pastier

Vampire Humper "D" - Buttlust

Iris

Ball torture with bill maher

_Barrett

Gene Wolfe or Severian being arrested for being so horned up over Jolenta. I get it her tits are huge.

TheWakaEmu117

The Astro goblin themed jar jar lollipops now featuring Patrick Charlotte and Jacob

Joejira

What does Nog need with a starship?

Trevor Buss

Earthquake at the astrogoblin office. Jacob is knocked out by falling gundams

Diamond Duck

Spider-Man and Elsa design a content rich experience using award winning tools that help your business grow.

Cash_Bone

C-3PO telling the Ewoks the tale of Red Reddington; "Nooch Spader!"

Hauntlink

Dear ol’ my, I…I shouldnt have never taken Anakin to Caruscant to see over the protection of Padmé, He’s so impressionable.

oldleech

Frog and Toad Are Friends With Benefits

Gollum Juice

Going to service at Chapel Roan

Charlotte Em

“Dis deep space is mine”

Drew Wagner

“You Do Not Mess With the 501st”

Ethan

Remember Alf? He's back, in PAWG form

Daphne

Sydney Sweeney bathing in the barrel from the Cracker Barrel logo

Chad Kroeger

A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his 'Quantumania Epic Moments' video on YouTube

Jonathan Liberatore

hey hey hey, beaver guy here again. I'm not a conspiracy theorist but Patrick has been talking over everything while my comment came up, now, I'm not saying Patrick hates beavers, but if you throw a little beaver in this one you might get ahead of the allegations

Tonkatsu

Toronto Gosh Brolin

liam

Club Ball Torture

tore

Oldboy Muppets version

Frank N Gunn

Critters, Gremlins and Minions team up to take down the Justice League

Wadachip

A blink is just two winks at the same time

Tariq Moustapha

Bumblebee sees a PT Cruiser and gets bricked up.

SteveR

Free-range sperm

Rolling614

The Muppets take Madea

RexNeminis

Sommelier, but for Temu Massive Girth supplements

Kassa_Worry

Master Wayne, there's too many of them, what are we going to do?

oldleech

The Lighthouse only it's Tintin and Captain Haddock

Just Joe

Every. Blowjob. Ranked.

GoodPostReilly

Breakdancing Ewoks 2: Electric Loogaloo

donaldtello

"Can you smell what the Rock is no longer cooking" Dwayne Johnson's new cookbook

Pile

A man, a plan, anal. Panama.

rahjahknows

Gemini They/Them starring Will Smith's AI crowd

Robbie

Opening the Mosh Pit of Carkoon

Thomas Polk

I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my Tulsa King

Shotgunbadger

"Oh look at that" but he's reacting to 9/11

Toronto Gosh

An Ice Cream Bulk Transport Space Barge to increase Astrogoblin morale during the rapture

Leebos

Chip, the bag shaped bribe

scott Lamont

King Ebareebaveebeede's muzzle

audrey

female mpreg

Mooseshark

The photoshop is part of a Hook Ups skateboard deck graphic.

NPM

Small Reacher doms Big Tulsa King

oldleech

Uncle Kracker's Barrel (of rhino)

Babu Frick'd my jeans

Jesus (Jewish) falling to the devil's(Beaver) temptations in Vegas

jjolly

George Clooney the Scourge

jjolly

“Oh look at that” (15 min later) “Oh look at that”

Free Will

JarJar Marzetti high as balls in the back of a van full of gangsters

Peter

I went down to the river to cruise, Looking to suck off some hung dudes - Gay O Brother Where Art Thou

MeatBear

warners' stellian Skarsgård

melifiknow

Gardulla the tradwife

Joby Zebavich

Look up “petre mshvenieradze and grandson” on google images and Patrick as Petre and Jacob as the grandson

Pile

Jadzia Dax Shepard

Kiefer

mind games with my subway sandwich artist

Velociraptor Claws

Quark's brother Rominic Torreto, who lives life a quarter Miles O'Brien at a time

Zhukov

Sabrina Carpenter's The Thing

Hugo Rooney

WOKE: starring Patrick "Lee" Brown

Lerad

You've opened my eyes to a beautiful new nightmare

westr

Middle European Astrogoblin

Lerad

Mprager U

bozzwick

Planet of the Gapes 🧐

Nick Taylor

Make it Irish (derogatory)

AragornStan92

New special at SHEETZ: Kowakian Monkey Lizard Cheesesteak hoagie

Jeffrey

Dune/Chernobyl (HBO) crossover where Baron Shcherbyna (Stellan) keeps floating around the reactor room and bathing in the reactor core water.

oldleech

Thirsting for the blood of another beloved brand, the woke mob comes for Barrel Of Monkeys.

Ajpops

John Cenabite

oldleech

I request some Ghoulies also please.

bobdole

Two flat earthers

Tank3875

Take it or leave it

cptvictor

Jes' whod I toht, dis hooters is moine

Brandon

Except instead of a hallway that goes on forever, it’s trump’s endless gaping anus.

Skorky

The Rizzler Youth

Brandon

Girthquake.

Kyall

we never should have trained apes to smoke salvia

Braxton Glass

They don't want me to show them how to add to discourse?

Pablo

starscream bad dragon

Hankenstein

Somehow, Palpatine has become woke

nikotopias

"Sweeney Toddh, this barbershop is mine"

Alex

Execute comment shop 66

DackSquid

Steven seagal majestically riding on Sylvester stallone back like a horse romantically into the sunset

blake_the_butcher

Jane Goodall gets revenge for the spat on gorillas

BoromirDies

Jedi Master Soprano giving guidance to the council

gender dystopia

Neon Genesis Goblinion. Get in the chair, Jacob.

Daniel Bitar

I'm increasing your materials allocation. Use them, I want you to.

oldleech

I would give this 17 likes if I could; definitely can't unsee Patrick as Gendo now, which I guess makes Char Misato, but who's Pen-Pen? To all the goblins: Congratulations!

fish

The Sopranos ORTHOchromatic

Frank N Gunn

Steven Seagull on Sylvester Stallion?

Not_Quite

whatever you choose make it a cryptic prophetic dream sequence.

audrey

hey wait a sec

Lerad

They call me the mpreg plagiarist

Bruno Torres

Shared a version of this prompt in the Discord under the "Comment Shop Crumbs" thread

Alluriung_Apex

Tappsy's Big Canadian Adventure co-starring Rock The Dwayne Johnson.