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Cold Comment ‘Shop with warm prompts. Very nice.

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stushow

Tim Allen gets caught inflating

Kyle Koehler

Now is your only chance Jacob. Strike while they’re distracted

Brian

All Hotdogs go to Heaven

goooooooooob

Snoop Dogg learns about the Enola Gay (JUMPSCARE)

NRay7882

(In Arnolds voice) I need your Chromebook, your bootloader and your Minecraft password

Ollie

Cuck Norris

Glup Shiddo

The Minnesota Wild Thornberrys

Sean Banne

PaTrill receives the monkey symbiont

Joe Bingley

Jus wot I taut, dis allspark is moine

Jacob

Liam Neeson's piss soaked jeans

David Jones

McDonald’s Planeta Place

Deecio

Whippin shitties with Walter Mitty

Savage

Astrogoblin family reunion

Commisar

Short round from Temple of Doom burning down the Nepal Parliament building

Cormac Lynch

Mads Mikkelsen sucking face with Gonzo.

Ciao

Will Graham and Hannibal with Morpheus in the cuck chair

westr

What really happened during the moon landings

Colby

Jus' what I taught, English Lit to underprivileged youth.

Dustin Willis

Dunston checks out but he is a squirter

CaptainFrail

Ay Tone, dis cooze wants to discuss the discoos

oldleech

Horny Horny Hippos

HellKite

Baamwise Gamgee carrying Phil up the slope of mount doom.

Drnohands

Levi's 517™ Bootcut condoms

biscuit tornado

TAPPSY: the iron curtain years (a retrospective)

Theif

Captain acab looking for moby clit

bats

luthen rael disposes of his car battery in the east river

Koitus B

Jake Sully raises his Na'vi kids to be culturally white

Rolling614

Gonzo calls for aid!

foolishjules

i scream, you scream, we all scream for 🤷 cream

Q-nut

Cold cut combo

Zen Window

??the apple bottom dumpling gang

snakpak

where is blahaj

CheapCulture

An alternate timeline where Andor wins best drama because Charlie Kirk survived and the Pitt didn’t get the school-shooting boost

Mike Rapin

The sand pit at McDonald’s on Tattooine

Leebos

Moby-Vagina

jstowe18

Gooner Rapture

Leebos

THANK YOU, cptvictorrr

Kassa_Worry

Promised Consort Will Graham

Failstate

Pebbles and Bam Bam Margera

Peter

Patrick Brown Presents: Dirty Hangers

KittenMittons

"You best start believing in the Treasure Planada Place." Jim "JGL" Hawkins

Haste

Marx Payne

Gollum Juice

Mike Ehrmantraut’s Mortal Kombat Finisher

NukeWarm

Star Trek Redshirts are not welcomed by Count Dooku/Geonosians

John

Oh no the Melancholia moon fro A Working Man is here!

John

*m

Chad Kroeger

This is my desert. My Arrakis. My Goon 2011 LIMITED 480p BRRip x264-EvolutiOn Silver RG Torrent.

Rullagan

Morpheus offering Neo a choice between Newports and Virginia Slims

Joe Pastier

Charlotte forced to watch Treasure Planet John Silver rule 34 a la Clockwork Orange

LLPaulJay

Liver King of Angmar

SteamedJams

Charlie's glistening sheen

liam

AL Vore

Diamond Duck

The pursuit of the Mobygina by the lustful Baehab

porkimer

Apple bottom jeans, boots with warm figs

Ribby

Blood-C Guy vs. The 2 silent members of CHVRCHES: Death Stranding Cameo Death Battle

Joey Lew

A garish man. Quite obtuse - freckled.

Colin Sharpe

Cold cuts, hot takes: The Goblin Deli

slashx00

charlie kirk w/ end of phantom menace song

Wadachip

My new step mom’s a Tusken raider?!

Bazzgooz

The fourth astrogoblin, john goblikon

oldleech

Everybody Lubes Raymond

Lerad

Tulsa King of Angmar

SteveR

Mount Rushmore of famous perverts

Lerad

It's about equality

BoromirDies

You're telling me you're no man?

Annie

A post-Mustafar Anakin trying to be seen by Dr Robbie

Frank N Gunn

Aftermath of Paddington Bear hitchhiking in Philadelphia

Bryce Postle

Charlotte being 'dommy mommy' to the little pigs of the podcast. Then it can cross promote answer for it! Also wanted to say thank you guys for doing my daughter's birthday shoutout last week. It made my daughter so happy

Cephaelopod

Stellan and Mads poppin' out of the lament configuration to offer Scandanavian pleasures beyond belief.

Leebos

Same!!!! Lost to time!

jjolly

Greedo - “counting or not counting Tusken violence?”

Joby Zebavich

You’re telling me he mingus on my reedus? …till I come?

Josh Grabar

Toys for Taughts, this dollhouse is mine

Garry

Phallic Baldwin

Fuzzynubz

Cobra commander getting ink

Chief

My dad in prison for killing my mom

SocketGhost

Charlotte's Bionicle OC meets Patrick's "Frog Wars" in the long awaited sequel to "The Magic Rock & Stick."

Jonathan Coons

Dale Earnhardt in the Death Star trench run

tore

Conor McGregor in the Irish TNG episode

tore

"Just as I tot, this cargo hold is moine"

Aaron Wallis

I just think all of the Goblins creations should have a number 4 in it. As tradition.

Halite

Force Femme Rebel General Crixie Madine

Mooseshark

Attack of the 50 ft. Women's Rights

Not_Quite

Then again I only consume media from my sensory deprivation tank filled with benadryl.

Free Will

Chickie right before he gets cracked

audrey

chuffing back a fat dart

oldleech

Anamorphs yiff pile

Thomas Polk

I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my Tulsa King

Just Joe

A broken hymen with amnesia. It doesn’t know that it’s been broken.

The DJ of TGIFridays

I realized Star Wars doesnt do time travel. PS: Big Naturals

bobdole

Randy Pitchfords new porn USB

gender dystopia

Neon Genesis Goblinion. Get in the chair, Jacob.

Barden

Charlita Battle Angle

MeatBear

Snakes for arms

Barden

Big eyes (important)

DrHankVenture

“Slow your pound/ I’m six strokes from the end, and I’m thinking/ This goon sesh can end for now.”

Bruce Wallenquest

Princess Ariel can no longer stomach the life of a Japanese salarywoman.

Daniel Felesina

You’re telling me do not come between the Nazgûl and his prey?

BoromirDies

Yoda constipated on the toilet while order 66 begins

Jeffrey

Tesla King

oldleech

The Doo Doo Man: Don't stink it, don't spray it.

Lerad

Just a cottage walking in thigh high stilettos

Tank3875

Tulsa King vs Heracles of New York - Meet and Fuck

fish

Jus whut I tot, dis roadhouse will make a foine addition to my collection

Tank3875

All I'm saying is if Marky Mark was there things would have gone down differently...

Lerad

And Rowlf will answer!

fluffylonghair

shrekxomorph (Shrek x Xenomorph) hunting Kraven the Hunter

Levi Perkins

Predator but it’s Blurg and instead of covering himself in mud, Arnold covers himself in green milk

Tonkatsu

Boss Hoss Baby

cptvictor

The Liver King of Tulsa

Kiefer

Hung, the DJ

Erynsaurus

"I'm gonna have to play Skeenjus myself"

Haste

Timflation

Zhukov

"me and Butterball are going to make Phil open the Lament Configuration"

Typo

It's ok, you don't need to pick a comment this time. Have a nice afternoon off.💜

Chase Hudspeth

World Wildlife Fund's 2025 Royal Rumble

HellKite

"9 rings were given to the men of Westchester, Pennsylvania."

dangxious

Passion playtester

Skorky

Jus wat I taut, DER SCHATZPLANET is moin

Wobs

The same old Joseph, the same old amazing technicolor dreamcoat

Wilfredo

Scrota the Hutt

RexNeminis

King Théoden assembling Warhammer Minis.

Kyall

Movie night at Jacob's mind palace

dirtjur

Metal Gear Flaccid

Disc0_Hipp0

Theoden King sands alone!

Kyle Koehler

Or those jeans they sell that are designed to look like you’ve pissed them

Kyle Koehler

Surely they both choose the blue pill

Jacob

Why not both at the same time. Piss is IN!

MikeG

Conor McGregor if he had won the Irish presidency. “Jis what I thot, dis country is mine!”

Jeremy Allen Fart

oh herc, you were the chosen one you were supposed to bring balance to the force not leave me all by myself.

Lunden Hayes

Jack Reacher loving due-process and order until it’s inconvenient for him

Johnald90

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty's hot cat lady

José

Sly Snootles

Stankape

Cute fall weather at the apple whorechard

Trigar Hunter

The same old popcorn bucket. The same old bucket top.

Trigar Hunter

Googling now Edit: I've been misled.

oldleech

This is still great and cannot understand everyone just passing it by - does no one but me desire the sight of a Gendo Patrick?!

Matilda Jereza

Does the Comment Prompt have a shift at 6AM because I never get to see her anymore

Matilda Jereza

Cock and Ball Feather at the Apple T-Whorture

WigglePuppy

Why does it cry, Dalton?

Steeno

“I made my Sy Snootles gooner cave a sunless place”

Jtng23

Those gas station boner pills but for Jedi who need a little help using the force

Failstate

Nice profile pic