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Comment ‘Shop 70 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-29 13:00:25
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Charlotte’s back and ready to ‘shop.

Comments

Joe Bingley

Do it all for the wookie

Donald Mahanahan

The cursed thumbnail for the forbidden video you posted last night and quickly deleted

Russell Richardson

White Savior Avengers: (Greenbook Viggo, Blindside Sandy bullock, Jake Suuuuleee, Passion of the Christ Christ, And Tom Cruise.)

bats

tulsa queen

NukeWarm

Don't Think James Cameron Directing the Next Star Wars, Don't Say James Cameron Directing the Next Star Wars

Maxwell

I’m working nights paving a tunnel here in Colorado IM GOING TO BED

NRay7882

Costco free sampler of Ortolan songbird

Lerad

Arby's Macht Fries

SCOTT P

Trenton makes Soprano takes

slashx00

jesus christ, its jason born-again

porkimer

Halle Burton and other horrible men's drag personas

Quicksandbuddy

Society if Gimli never embedded his axe in that orc's nervous system

Jeremy Allen Fart

Michelle Rodriguez in the assassin man who went up a hill and came down a mountain as a woman

Free Will

Xenomorph squatting down to poop but a JD Vance face comes out and poops instead

Ribby

"Not without my big natural cans!"

Abysmal Worm

Captain Ahab hunting Andy Dick

Chaz Surfboard

A statue of John Voight and Sly touching fists outside the Capitol building

Glup Shiddo

Frank Herbert’s Orange County Bible

Joby Zebavich

“So you’re telling me… this isn’t delicious succulent pork?” - Stallone at a Balkan “Long pig” roast

SCOTT P

Mos Eisley glory hole

Joey Lew

Liev Schreiber if he was Kanye - “I’m a Ray Fish”

blake_the_butcher

Jacob being fed a hot dog by Hannibal (the Carthaginian general)

Theif

the sopranos across the Big pussyverse All the different versions of big pussy

bobdole

Aaron Hernandez new book "If it did it"

SteveR

Stellan holding his boys: "The power of my sons in the palm of my hand."

Kiefer

the HMS Astrogoblin trapped in the sea ice while searching for the northwest passage

dangxious

The ByeBye-Centennial Man

Typo

It's time for the Comment Shop fan service beach episode

Gollum Juice

Tom Cruise is actually 3 Tom Cruise’s in a trench coat

Levi Perkins

Just what I taught, my mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me.

Rullagan

Waterworld Cunt Show

Anonymous One

What Charlotte did to not get raptured

liam

Willy Graham would you like some sausage?

Hauntlink

Oh shit, Brent Spiner took a huge hit off a bong and wait, is he coming back for more?

Joe Pastier

Show Jacob "There are four lights!" from TNG

Ethan Quist

Jake Sully ashing an avatar sized cigarette and accidentally burning down the jungle.

Baron Sogz

Whale hunting (mobile game connotation)

Ethan

Hugo Boss Nass

MikeG

Conor McGregor if he had won the Irish presidency. “Jis what I thot, dis country is mine!”. He then builds a UFC arena and to pass any laws you have to fight him.

RexNeminis

Sam Porter Bridges 3d-printing the gun that killed Shinzo Abe

Peter

Patrick take a break this episode

Alfy Red

Twink’s in space.

The Shareholders

Jack Reacher has the green thumb power from Don Bluth's A Troll in Central Park

LLPaulJay

Ahhhhh the Romulan Ale. It's always been celebrated for it's excellence

Ortolan Discus

The beaver plotting the Tylenol agenda

Mike Rapin

The album cover to Jar Jar Binks’ experimental jazz album: “Meesa Freak Dat”

Babu Frick'd my jeans

A meth-addicted Gundam trying to sell ass for their next hit. (It isn't going well)

tore

Jacob getting A Clockwork Orange'd with the Tasha Yar tar monster episode of TNG

jstowe18

“Don’t think it, don’t gay it.” -The Bi-Bi Man

Katey506

Horse race from Ben-Hur but it’s the pod racers from episode 1 in the chariots

Failstate

Seven Rides for Seven Brothers

goooooooooob

Dilbert, on a second date, invites you back to his place to take a tour of his “Pubicle”

Koitus B

Keiko dresses up as Thatcher for date night

Chicofriend

That movie with the girl with a pig nose but it’s a Gamorrean guard

Commisar

A Twink Polycule! My Kingdom for a Twink Polycule!

Sean Banne

Can we watch Terminal List instead today

tigerhawk66

Everyday we stray further from the discuus

Cosmic Dread

Acolyte corn hole, except it's Bob Iger tossing money into a dumpster

Totally

Bridget Jones's Diarrhea

Dil-the-Spider

Louis Prima and Cousin Louis look on sadly from the bar at Scatman John and what he's done to their art form

oldleech

Red Deadesis Evangemption: Get on the robo-horse Arthur.

Totally

Starring Colin Filth

Josh

Can someone please send me some bail money?

Bazzgooz

New cryptid found in jersey

Mae:)

John de Lancie as Q

Nat

Salzige taking Tylenol to have an army of boys who can recite star wars quotes non stop

Wobs

Patrick hangs out with the cool guys in the first DanDaDan episode

CaptainFrail

You're tellin' me they can simulate a goat?!

Barfait 🧋

Jes wot I tawt, this cask of Amontillado is mine

Lofty Nights

Dwight “The General” Manfredi explains Jonestown before burning his own house down.

Rune Tegelsrud

What your life would be if you stopped taking Tylenol

Drnohands

The MandaNewOrlean and GroGu is a po-boy

Daniel Felesina

Sly as the lawyer from Wishmaster 2: You telling me I can cum in my own ass?

Drew Yetzke

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” - Yoda pushing Yaddle to do anal

Skorky

Pokemon A-2-M, for the Nintendo Bottom

fish

One Tylenol After Another

Drew Wagner

Happys Mikkelsen And given what happened over this past weekend, I want to wish Charlotte a Happy #FTM

Leebos

A sick Moby-Dick tattoo

Lerad

Just a full back tat of the paragraphs where he talks about whale jizz

Jon Sapp

White boy with knuckle tats that spell out 'Hong Kong.'

Lerad

Star war jazz? We're back baby

Lerad

Now we're talking!

Lerad

Isn't it kinda wild how that line implies that medicine in middle earth had advanced to the point where they were aware that the nervous system was a discreet system that governed the movement of the body? Was there some Middle Earth version of Luigi Galvani who contracted muscles by electrically stimulating nerves?

Lerad

Listen I'm not proud of this one

Garry

HK-47 's Thirstgrass-fed organic meatbags

foolishjules

where. is. the ground? is. she. dusty? is there. seed?

Tonkatsu

Jus’ what I t’ought, they called it a mine. A mine!

Michael Zwez

The tulsa king of Staten Island

Miauchanto

"Gandalf the gay, that was my name... I'm... Gandalf the bi"

audrey

Mary and pimpin

Zhukov

Iranian Revolutionary Guard-ians of Ga'Hoole

Zhukov

I know this is unusable I had to get the poison out

Riley Frost

thrawntron being forced to leave imperial game grumps after his comments on immigration

Michael donovan

The "MY BOY" scene from goblet of fire but its Stellan with his boys

Haste

Speediatrician

Jarkgur

Mathematician vs. Methmagician

Jerome Dunn

Tulsa King animorphing into the worm god emperor (dune)

Just Joe

There’s already 151 prompts? Man, Patrick is right.

MeatBear

Half man half minotaur

jstowe18

The Bi-Bye Man

Stankape

Clooney the Scourge has a show on the daily wire

TCKingCeryn

whatever the prompt is, but put a Farengi somewhere

oldleech

One Pump Man

SteadyDB

Staind glass cathedral

The DJ of TGIFridays

"Quadanium steel doesnt melt at that temperature. And the nephew of a moisture farmer couldn't make that shot through an exhaust port. It had to be thermite paint." - Jessee Ventuura

jstowe18

The BiByeBye Man

Erynsaurus

My Dinner with Jelly Roll

Dustin Willis

Dunston checks into rehab after an episode in the convent.

JivetheSuperTurkey

Average coment shop prompt givers mindset/thought process

vincenzo

Waiting for Gal Godot

oldleech

Du, du hast, du hast Minch.

TheWakaEmu117

AstroBoarders! The boys are back and boarding but charlotte has to film it. She’s the one perving on women at the beach

Hypnoctopi

ROBO-POPpers Vs FENT-209

Aaron Wallis

Just Labubu's (I don't care if that's spelt right) instead of Ewoks, or Ewoks instead of Labubu's

PhdWiz

Slop trough filled with all the comments and hogs eating them

ishmellon

Crouched over a hot bed of coals, Arnold finally regrets going Commando.

Hankenstein

Diarrhea of a Mad Black Woman

oldleech

C.K., Louis and the Gooey Kablooie

Hunter Christensen

Old ghost Ben comes back to tell Luke about the Jedi Rapture

Matilda Jereza

Fozzie Bear at the Riyadh comedy festival

Wilfredo

Battle of the Five Arby's

Russell Richardson

Woah Tony, are you tellin’ me that the Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities that the Jedi consider unnatural?

Rolling614

Legolas brings down a Timothy Oliphaunt…..

Kickflipoff

Mouth of Sauron sexy calendar shoot (February) (Conservative)

Not_Quite

Meetcute internal monolog 'he was a Capricorn and I was microdosing.'

BossHoggRadio

Patrick beating Pete Townshend with a sjambok

Thermosguy

I want us to have a newsletter, Margot

Wadachip

Hannibal Montana only on Disney+

blackmagic626

Daddy Patrick taking "kids" to school