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Comment ‘Shop 71 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-06 13:00:23
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Patrick’s turning 26 today so make sure those prompt’s are premium.

Comments

Joey Lew

Liev Schreiber if he was Kanye - “I’m a Ray fish”

scott Lamont

The.beacons are lit, fam. Gondor calls for skibbidy rizzlers

Maxwell

Moby (Recording Artist) Dock

Rullagan

Pete Hegseth orders a drone strike on Mickey and Goofy

Kassa_Worry

World Half-Chub Championships, live in Las Vegas

Maxwell

Ahaaah, Sauron is my Ohio

Katey506

- RDJ trying to hunt and eat Iorek Byrnison, King of the Armored Bears

Terence Wiggins

Dollman (movie) vs Dollman (Death Stranding)

Fuzzynubz

Alt ed Hitler youth

QuickstrikeTRU

Idk but add those church mimes and give em a Fushigi

LittleJohn

Dwight Manfredi being painted like one of Leo's French girls

Diamond Duck

Patrick is chosen as the next herald of Galactus (he gets to keep the bass pro fishing hat)

SteveR

Chris Pontius Pilate

Typo

Goody Nanalan stands accused of witchcraft, blasphemy, and public indecency

Duke Ammon

Captain Ahab can't find Moby Dick because the whale found a big ass fuligin cloak

Russell Richardson

Me and Phil Leotardo are gonna violate Don Vito with a pool cue.

Levi Perkins

Jarvis, show me big naturals. Safe search OFF

porkimer

Kraken the hunter trophy room of mounted master of disguise looks

Ribby

The Barbarian Brothers take Pretzie as their own

Nick Taylor

“Charlotte, search anteater yiffing”

NukeWarm

Anakin pleading insanity while on trial for killing younglings

stushow

Black Snake Moan but it's Don Vito

Paul Sharke

Gargoyle with small king energy

Peter

Hairy Hole

Leebos

Cunty Catholic Hymnal

Wakman145

Phillie Phanatic Butlerian Jihad

Ortolan Discus

The dangerous lives of the Tulsa boys

Nick Broussard

Yoda, eating that epic pizza from A Goofy Movie. (Happy birthday, Patrick!)

liam

Expressed anal glands (emotionally)

MikeG

Pyometra Oh and happy 26th spawn day Patrick. Remember, “today is a good day to die.”

Q-nut

Pretty dress-up Patrick

Nick Broussard

The pizza looked amazing and the animatronics scared me 🤣

Joe Pastier

Can Ishmael what the Rock is cooking?

AJ Martin

One Discoos After Another

Meatshelly

Amanaman of Constant Sorrow

Ethan Quist

The Astrogoblin Boogie Boarding shack

Wobs

An Alaskan king crab exercises the right of prima nocta

Theif

pete “tradwife” hegseth

Cephaelopod

The Many Hercules of Newark

Mr Bean's Dad

Patrick goes to the beach that makes you old from the movie Old (2021)

jstowe18

They would not like me to instruct them how to throw the bratwurst?

Lydsy

Astrogoblin Yellowstone crossover episode

Ethan

Davey Jones' puberty blocker

PhdWiz

The comment trough where all the pigs eat the comment slop

Haste

Ocean's 13 Going on 30

Just Joe

Patrick: The Life of a Showdad

John

Leonardo DiCaprio realizing he can't bang that evil hag Patrick Brown (420p)

LouBengal

it's 6 am??? crack o' dawn goblins.

Dil-the-Spider

Green Bay King vs Tulsa King (reigniting Wisconsin hate)

Sean Banne

Terminal Bris: Dark Hood

Free Will

Star Trek: Deep Vein Thrombosis

Chad Kroeger

Jon Favreau Chef capital punishment

Chicofriend

Dawn of the Planet of the Discoos

heartajack

Patrick's greatest wish (no prompts)

Fun!

The Patrick Brown/Monahan Band sings "Hey, Soul Sister" and made up Randy Newman songs.

Brendon Abbl

That excited expression Will Riker makes when he sees a new woman

Adriano Bacuita

Jared Leto Drunk driving a light cycle or whatever vehicle you want

RobotRonin

Jared and MBS playing any EA game against Rodman and Kim Jong Un.

Barden

Jane Goodall fighting Travis the Chimp in hell (happy birthday, Patrick! Set up a PO box so I can send you a birthday card with a crisp dollar bill)

Clickery21

The one ring finds itself (therapy)

Dr. Deagle

A small boat full of large breasted men

Rolling614

I’ve sent a raccoon to your location

slashx00

i feel like theres a 40% chance someones said this before

oldleech

Lorena Bop-It

Mae:)

26 candles for 26 big big years

José

Big Gnaturals

Josh

Patrick taking Jacob to a concert but it’s a Trap. Directed by M Night Shyamlan director of Slumdog Millionaire

Josh

Director of the fifth sense

Fraktruck

Poppers of our fathers

Neil

Gimli McGregor at Moria : “Jus wat I toight, they call it a moine “

tore

Misgender the Titans

tore

25th Anniversary Edition

RexNeminis

FBI raiding Astrogoblin for breaching the copyright on the "Happy Birthday" song

Ryogathelost

Another prompt, but as a spoof Amazon listing.

Jeffrey

Goofy's family was never the same after his life-altering skating accident. (Happy Birthday Patrick!)

Stankape

Will graham has to catch whoever left an upper decker

SocketGhost

Geoguessr, but Ryan Hailey is in every location.

Bailey Yeager

Silly man, PaTricks are for Kids

Lerad

Directing a dozen or so very husky boys canning uranium — just packing it in

Lerad

Need everyone to know this is an almost direct quote from Enrico Fermi

Daniel Felesina

Patrick blows up the Milwaukee Art Museum because Wisconsin sucks!

audrey

gorilla mechanic accepts kisses as payment

Aaron Wallis

As it is spooky season, RFK jr teasing out his brainworm through his nose with a chocolate bar as he sucks it out and eats it.

Donald Mahanahan

Patrick blows out his candles and begins shunting from the end of Society

Erynsaurus

My Dinner with Jelly Roll

Järget Pärsson

Hog Annihilation Hog Devourment Hog Destroyer

oldleech

The Mighty Mighty Boss Nass - Da Impression Meesa Gets

Fredducky

Crankin my frog. Just straight croakin it.

Cash_Bone

Frankenstein's Monsignor

tigerhawk66

Coffee spiked dirty soda

Zhukov

High Speed Luthen Rael

westr

The prompt above me but it's British and depressing

Drew Wagner

Where was Gondor when the Bada Bing fell

Very Not A Robot

What if Deadpool had super COVID instead of super cancer?

Mike Rapin

In order to attract millennials back to smoking cigs, Camel has partnered with Pokemon to hide one foil Pokemon card in each pack of Camel cigarettes

cptvictor

Salzige Cayde-heringe, Tappsy Tipmanouser, and Constant Belfreis walk into a bar...

Commisar

POV: Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, vision blurred from his rampant alcoholism, watching the Shinji-Misato kissing scene from End of Evangelion

Blake Spears

Patrick is turning 26 but the stache piloting him is turning 77.

Zen Window

the rest of the cast of the 1995 film heat inexplicably showing up in the music video for funky cold medina seriously why was tone loc in that movie

Brady Hoffman

Patrick celebrating his 26th birthday with Tits Fisto and Sevulva

Wadachip

Patrick’s Wishmaster wish of being fused to a Warhammer Dreadnought came true unfortunately it 1/18th scale

Jesus Christ, no relation

Did you get the birthday gift hippo I sent to Jacob's home? I ❤︎ HIPPOS! They are my third favorite animal!

Bazzgooz

A ghoul or wee beastie of some sort

Von

Bam and Phil as Owen and Cliegg Lars

Brian

Papa John too greasy to get raptured

oldleech

Father Stu 2: The Stu Batch

Nick Barnes

the Angel Boys' Charlies

Tom

is this a bit? ain't no way that man is 26.

Skorky

Rizzler's List

fluffylonghair

the sex toy you'd buy with a 15% off student discount

Baron Sogz

Take a smoke break, you've earned it

Wally's Worst

Ortolan Ostrich drowned in Fosters

oldleech

The Incel in the Cuckboard

BoromirDies

He started working at RT at the age of 12. It's been a rough couple of years

BoromirDies

"26 year old" Patrick with Benjamin Button disease

Malm

Hannibal's Last Supper

Rigatoni

Conan Arnold and Hercules Arnold duel to the death while Hannibal lowers Pretzy into a deep fryer

snakpak

Budd Dwyer the Hutt

Kyall

ortolan cod (a much debauched fish)

LouBengal

patrick picrew when???

Johnald90

Just like the greatest picture of Patrick ever. Like uncomfortable how good it is.

SluttyGandalf

This lil piggy went for a ciggy.

Jacob Dunn

Patrick superimposed onto the body of the most famous Little Person Jacob can name

oldleech

I'd also accept Patrick in the "Guess I really am a butthead!" scene.

dirtjur

Turner and Nooch

Josh Pee

Heinz Patchup

Shroomie the Druid

Those gosh dang electric sheep that those gosh dang androids keep dreaming about

Tomfoolery

Patrick as Richard Roxburgh's Dracula

Rebelcow

Pawgtrick sits on his birthday cake

Glup Shiddo

Watto joins the ToydAryan brotherhood