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Amazon presents: Astrogoblin - a Cyber Monday SALE (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-01 23:10:20
Imported:
2026-06

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If you had one week to change your life, would you do it? Think quickly, because this sale only runs through next Sunday, and it WILL change your life. Astrogoblin subscribers (bulls) have reported massive physical growth, an erasure of all debts both metaphysical and not, and enhanced power and creativity in the bedroom.

Subscribe today and get your first month 50% off

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Nick Taylor

Because of my subscription to Astrogoblin not only did I erase my metaphysical debt, I now own the metaphysical debt of 86% of Milwaukee

madrobot

To all my bulls out there

Nik

my herd of sows has grown immensely

WalkingMirror

I'm giving my 50% saving to Jeffrey Bezos. Non grindset gorillas will not relate.

madrobot

To all the bulls I've loved before

Sean Banne

The georgian grandma is screaming elatedly, thank you

NukeWarm

I'm being 100% serious. These are all things that have happened in my life. Since I've become a patron I've lost weight, sex is better, and my wife no longer has cancer! And it could possibly happen to you too!

defaced5960

My cheap ass can finally subscribe for $2 again!

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

This is all correct. I am 200% larger and have not stopped growing, scientists claim that in 10 years my mass will eclipse the sun. The sheer consumer elation of being an Astrobull has created a new formation in my hippocampus, allowing for the creation of prodigiously awful comment shop prompts once thought impossible. I truly could not live without knowing that approximately £92.05, of my hard earned £100 monthly salary, funds this channel. Ya hya chouhada Goblins, one and all.