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Comment ‘Shop 82 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-22 14:00:19
Imported:
2025-12

Content

Fill our Krampus sack with your prompts.

Comments

Brian

A Christmas Story staring Ralphie May

slashx00

Star Trek III: The Search for Cock

apenapenapen

Rake Yohn’s/Yawn’s Sleepy Time Tea

Samned in DC

You opened the advent calendar, we came

c0py3at

Giant black censor bar

Kyle Koehler

Astrogoblin Christmas party at the newly constructed (and might I add, gorgeous) White House ballroom

Glup Shiddo

Freeze! You rebel skumbananer.

TateTM

Droopy McCool with the Eastern Promises tatoos

Seth Heder

Hannibal Lecter has Gordon Ramsay for dinner (sensual)

Juuso E Salin

POV: Jonathan Frakes is your tripsitter

PhdWiz

Company Christmas Lemon Party

Ollie

Bruce from BYTT as Benedict Cumberbatch as Smaug

SteveR

That time I shat my pants at the Cherry Point airshow.

Kyle Koehler

I’m more of Wrath of Cock guy myself

Bigworthless

The Kool aid man in a Santa costume delivering presents in the new wing of the white house.

Dil-the-Spider

A Christmas Story starring Ralphie Cifaretto

Tonkatsu

Frosty the Snow EBoy

dangxious

Earthworm Jim Belushi

Cosmic Dread

The greatest gift of all, Jacob watching Voyager "Clockwork Orange" style.

Remi S

Tom Hanks has PTSD from the Polar Express mo-cap suit

Leebos

Jimmy Cameron cooking up a new blue guy just for Astrogoblin this Christmas

David Jones

Sam “The Porter” Manfredi

Cormac Lynch

The Minch holiday special starring Kid Rock and Tim Allen

jstowe18

The Grinch X Varang

kjultra

Andrew Diva-off

BoromirDies

Chris Hansen visits the North Pole to question Santa having all these lists of children's names on the "naughty list".

jjolly

Sleepy sows suckling softly

RexNeminis

The Grinch's favourite Christmas smut

Joe Pastier

Guy Fieri visits Dex's Diner

Wally's Worst

What would you do for a Marlboro Dart?

Rullagan

Cuntmas Tree

Ethan Quist

Stranger Things: The College Years. Airing only on Netflix, January 2045.

Mae:)

Making sure Christ stays in Christmas this year

Barely Regal Queen

I can't help but read this in a trump voice. "Sleep sow, what a disaster"

Johnald90

White Grinch animorphing into Tulsa King

Ribby

Unkar Plutt meet'n'fuck

NSW3

Patrick enjoying his ciggy of the day from Marlboro advent calendar

James Waters

These shall perish; but thou dost remain: truly all these shall wax old like a garment 🎅

tore

Rizzoli & Miles

Theif

Jar jar Chet hanks

Matilda Jereza

Just what I tot— why would somebody shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane mister Frodo

User

Will you take me higher? *guitar riff

John

Krampus Kollision Krimpets®

Peter

Wat Tambor joins the teamster strike

Barely Regal Queen

Id peg him as a "my immortal" fan, where is the my immortal dramatic reading ASTROGOBLIN YOU COWARDS

Zen Window

The Star Trek Holiday Special

Haste

Santa Craws (he's made of crawdads)

Nick Taylor

The goblins host the YouTube Oscars

oldleech

El Santo Claus

Free Will

Armand hanging Christmas ornament

Russell Richardson

Your love for the Halflings crank has clearly addled your mind.

Pablo

hp lovecraft's at the mountains of cum

Wobs

Mongolian throat fucking

Barely Regal Queen

"Gary was the name of the dog, He named himself after a dog!" - Sean Connery, Gary Jones

CherRockOperaNOW

Old timey sleeping gown, cap, and candlestick combo

Nat

A world where looking is a crime

WalkingMirror

A beautiful insect man with a compound asshole

Zen Window

If I had to pick a favorite, it'd be The Undiscovered Cunt

SaltyVigilante

joh yowza pivots from jizz music to EDM and does a boiler room set

connithan

something for my neighbor dale to pound off to

Totally

Astrogremlin

heartajack

Shrinkflation fetish

Thomas Polk

Bruce Springsteen x J.R.R. Tolkien - Beorn in the U.S.A.

NPM

Astrological Society Goblin - 1857 Goblin Society party

TheWakaEmu117

And Young Skywalker crosses the finish line in his 1982 Toyota Tacoma!

NRay7882

What's Eating Gilbert's Gape

SCOTT P

David Bowie with stink clouds

Mangoose Prime

Jacob ascends after finally watching Star Trek

Tatgoo

any favorite albums this year?

Gollum Juice

How the Grinch ran for Governor

Brendon Abbl

If you say "Space Ghettos" in an american accent, it sounds like you are saying "Spice Girls" in a deep Scottish accent

Gwendolyn Valerie

The cool guys of Maple Grove smoking behind the Olive Garden

Ethan

The Elf elevator scene but instead of buttons it's the nipples of a great sow

NukeWarm

Christi Noem hunting the Paw Patrol (or Bluey)

HeyJoshRob

Guy who still says Awesome Sauce.

LLPaulJay

Dwight "The Switch" MMMfredi

Soup?

I Have no Mouth and I must Consent

CeeBass

Also does the super finger.

Russell Richardson

The Unsuckables. (Ben Shapiro, Mat Walsh, Benny Johnson, Nick Fuentes)

oldleech

My Femme-Dommed Life

_Barrett

Astrogoblin season 1 dvd box art

Rigatoni

Hannibal goes to Pandora to have his old friend Jake Sully for dinner.

CeeBass

JD Vance putting on white Grinch makeup to berate brown people

Dino the dino

an ICE facility full of illegal Na'vi

Shotgunbadger

WWE Superstar Dusty Ground debuts his horrible new finisher, The Seed Spiller to the crowd's revulsion

Kevin Calamity

"What about Sapphic novels Mr Frodo?"

Michael Zwez

Channel 5 Exclusive “Local wizard arrested for possessing 3 lbs of hobbit pipe weed with intent to distribute”

parliament cigarettes

Grok, I have never prayed to you before, I have no prompt for it

Daniel Felesina

Matthew Drinkwater Bevilaqua’s long halftime walk

parliament cigarettes

"You no longer have to be afraid to be green in Whoville anymore"

oldleech

The Goon-Emperor of Mankind upon his Golden Fleshlight

Chicofriend

Giant llamas crushing Nicolas Cage (DaVinci Code)

Dr. Balls

Cold Stone® Steve Austin

redking

Eminem and Charlie Brown Peanus Christmas Special

Chief

Jason "Weeman" Akunamatata in a steel cage match vs Santa Klaus and his army of deadly midgets

Baron Sogz

Feliz Navidad, animales inmundos

Brady Hoffman

David (from the bible) but big like Goliath (also from the bible) and green like Shrek (from Shrek)

Zeigeis

Boy alien seller

Ryogathelost

TNG makeover. Give forehead ridges to someone you admire.

SoaringSmith

Weeman transfers his consciousness to his avatar body

Stankape

Eating from a tub of white grinch, and giving out stinky grinch kisses

Nick Barnes

A Secret Santa "exchange" where you each photoshop a small thing for one of the other goblins

Ryogathelost

I genuinely appreciate this new information.

Callie

Anakin: "A slave.... a Vader....... a wampa....... aaahhhhh speeder...."

Ajpops

Turning point presents vaders funeral pyre

Ryogathelost

Luke's land speeder always struck me as more of an El Kamino.

Russell Richardson

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both without MY CANS!

KittenMittons

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Hangers

Josh Grabar

Knightfall Jesus arrives at the Jedi temple to deal with the merchants

liam

Astrogoblin Guys flesh bucket hat

Eltord

Santa Goblin and the 3 Cucks

Hypnoctopi

How the Minch Stole Christmas

oldleech

Christmas with the Crank Yankers

Drew Wagner

Arnold Schwarzenegger but 10% more ‘Murican

Von

Biblically accurate Michelin Man

SaltyJabba

Astro goblin advant calender

TheWakaEmu117

I imagine Jake Lloyd driving it as he wins the bounta eve 20 years later

Nibblonians

Patrick’s AmericaFest appearance

Braxton Glass

The S.S. Forgot to Sync and her merry crew of gooners.

Braxton Glass

I'm listening to old Astropodlins and this was Charlotte's brilliant Astrogoblin vessel name.

Cowboy Baby

Santa's elves pounded too heavily and too deep

Mike Iommi

The plot of "The Santa Clause" but Luigi Mangione has to become the new CEO of United Healthcare

LeKa

Chet Hanks got lost in the jungles of Pandora and has to gnaw on his limbs for sustenance

Mike Rapin

The Santa Clause: Cocaine Fever

Frank N Gunn

Whatever it is, add a bulging red sack (preferably tasered)

Chimp Steinham

Patrick's sisyphean punishment of reading prompts for eternity

Kirinotes

Ska came before Reggie the Security Guard

Lerad

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Lerad

RELEASE THE NAUGHTY LIST

jack stewart

Bill Marr being gifted to Phil margera wareing the liea slave outfit

ishmellon

The Portrait of Patrick Brown

ishmellon

(the portrait looks like James)

Kyall

dude dusty ground look out

MeatBear

Two men and an ape

Hankenstein

"The Lannisters send their r*tards"

ImJustWiggles

Patrick as a member of the Trade Federation (with the nemoidian hats and eyes)

Adam Roan

Astrogoblin Vocabulary 101: Introduction to Louisiana

Andi Platts

Space Billionaires on the moon get eaten by the Soup Dragon while knock-off Clangers watch

Skuggles

Star Wars fact checking shock collar

flakesofbran09

committing a B&E and yelling "greetings from SPIN!"