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Speaking to Bari Weiss of CBS news, sources close to the Astrogoblin YouTube channel confirmed that they would be taking a one week hiatus from their enormously popular podcast and “comment shop”. The source, who wished to remain nameless, said they believe the shows will resume at their regular schedule in the new year, and that the postponement is not related to channel member Jacob Fullerton’s recent conviction for vehicular manslaughter, destruction of veterans’ memorials, and enlistment to serve against the U.S.

Astrogoblin did not respond to a request for comment.

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TheWakaEmu117

Shit man if that’s what Jacob is fighting sign me up too

Ribby

This is my 9/11. Happy new years Goblins, I guess

Chicofriend

Patrick better come back from this with a 1000’ discoos throw

Quicksandbuddy

Typical Trump-owned media! Release the full unredacted podcast!

BoromirDies

MTV shuts down and now the comment shop? BULLSHIT

Glup Shiddo

Jacob followed in Patrick’s noble footsteps and joined the Taliban

Denny Dalliance

Jacob we stand with you against the imperialist pig dogs!

Talia P

What murdah???

liam

ball torture

onions

this will ruin the tour

SCOTT P

We'll have our own podcast...with black jack and hookers

HurpGlurp MorpGlorp

Thank God! With the holidays and various war crimes committed by the Goblins the pressure was too great and I hadn't came up with a comment. I mean to come up with something so witty that Charlotte would read it and have the corner of her mouth barely twitch enough for me to count it as a smirk... It's a full time commitment.

Riley Frost

Let's see what the comments have to say on that one

LeKa

Concerning

Sean Banne

Big fan of your work Bari, keep the streams up

Jordan Scalan

im still gonna leave a prompt thank you though. the RDA makes a bigger, bluer avatar.

J Jedi Jameson

I'm smearing shit all over my house in protest.

Maxwell

Kit Fister and Plo Kooz

Ethan

Who?

NickIsRadford

Somewone has to doo ssomething about this @donaldtrumpl

Kenneth Sundby

I can't believe they have done this to me.

Iris

Jacob is like the Kramer of the group many have said

TCKingCeryn

I'm so upset by this, I'm DEFINITELY coming back next week to tell you about it.

NukeWarm

Patrick admitted he would succum* to the fire and ash lady in a heartbeat. The attached photos show Jacob would fall as well. But what sort of red colored lady would tempt Charlotte?

Jeremy Brown

Mother WILL hear about this.

goooooooooob

You've turned them against me...

oldleech

Dang it, you mean I've been getting up hours earlier at repeated 30 min intervals for the past three mornings for nothing?! This mild inconvenience is making me rethink a lot of things, like maybe petulant tech bros should be in charge of everything, and ai slop the primary source of entertainment/information/spiritual fulfillment.

TripleRaincoat

Sounds like SOMEBODY left without their cans...

Gandalf's Big Naturals

I have heard from the same nameless source that EVERYONE should post their questions and comment shops HERE for the next podcast and photoshop.

DylanC

They will not enter france

Hankenstein

I'll see you shitheads next year

DylanC

Mother, you're dripping

RobotRonin

i for one welcome our evil hot alien overlords

Wally's Worst

Where is comment shop prompt? Is she safe?

PJ Whitlock

Jacob turned out to be a GODDAMN PINKO

Shartfuldodger

it ain't that kinda movie, there's dildos and pegging in this one

Matilda Jereza

wait philip and jacob from funhouse have a new youtube channel???

ol fish eyes

I knew Jacob would ruin the channel