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Comment ‘Shop 84 Prompt (Patreon)

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2026-01-12 14:00:20

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2026-01

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Moisten those brain wrinkles and secrete your most pungent prompts.

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Gandalf's Big Naturals

Jacob (in a 1945 sailor uniform) kissing Patrick(in a sundress) on VV day (Victory in Venezuela day)

2026-01-12 14:03

GoodPostReilly

Marty Bottom

2026-01-12 14:04

Haste

Puddle of Rudd (Paul)

2026-01-12 14:04

stushow

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSWH1UMjzKh/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

2026-01-12 14:04

bgibblesfan42069

Conservative bumper sticker that says LGBTQ+ means "Liberty, Guns, Boobies, Trump, and QUEER+"

2026-01-12 14:05

Cash_Bone

Cock (heh), Balls (heh). A Jedi craves not to torture these things

2026-01-12 14:05

Bread Sweeney

Patrick’s new cock and ball fitness routine

2026-01-12 14:05

ChucklinNarwhal

I came in second during the boonta eve classic and I got was this tee shirt

2026-01-12 14:05

goooooooooob

Spider, now played by Chet Hanks

2026-01-12 14:06

Nick Barnes

Shallow Hal vs Deep Roy

2026-01-12 14:06

Baron Sogz

Sea beasts

2026-01-12 14:06

David Jones

“Me and Brandon DiCamillo are gonna tame an ikran”

2026-01-12 14:06

Hauntlink

The lobster, the whale, and tusk. your new favorite restaurant owned and operated by The Boys of Skarsgard

2026-01-12 14:06

Cormac Lynch

Mounted fursuit

2026-01-12 14:06

Free Will

Hey Goblins what's a gooners favorite article of clothing? 'Jack-it

2026-01-12 14:06

porkimer

Biden administration with Mar-a-Lago faces

2026-01-12 14:06

TGIFibromyalgia

Amuro Ray Charles

2026-01-12 14:06

DuchessGambit

Jack Reacheround

2026-01-12 14:07

Russell Richardson

Heavy is the hog that spills the seed

2026-01-12 14:07

Theif

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThYUMGX4/

2026-01-12 14:07

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Big horse drag race

2026-01-12 14:07

Joby Zebavich

One dick in the hand is worth two in one mean bush

2026-01-12 14:07

Nikeandmickey

Darksouls Summon Sign for Dogfights

2026-01-12 14:08

Big Baby Brezhnev

Goblin Merkins

2026-01-12 14:08

Alex Taveras

The Phasma of the Opera

2026-01-12 14:08

Mr Bean's Dad

Jeb! https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:JEB!_2016_Campaign_Logo.png

2026-01-12 14:09

Dr. Balls

https://youtu.be/RIYj02TjRdc?si=K6yXx1oYewfKHZt2

2026-01-12 14:09

Rullagan

Smoked Blackfish (2013) Salad

2026-01-12 14:09

Kyle Koehler

Watto’s sex dungeon

2026-01-12 14:10

Stankape

Charlotte becomes a fisher of men

2026-01-12 14:10

Ben Christoforides

Carry on, my ephant mon 🎶

2026-01-12 14:10

liam

Dropping loads with Data and Riker

2026-01-12 14:10

KittenMittons

"I did-dent." Christopher "Dreamcatcher" Moltisanti

2026-01-12 14:10

Tonkatsu

The Pounding-Heavyside

2026-01-12 14:11

jstowe18

Woody Ellen

2026-01-12 14:11

Chaz Surfboard

Freddi Fish gritty live action adaptation

2026-01-12 14:11

SoaringSmith

Some horrible mouth

2026-01-12 14:11

Glup Shiddo

Pimp my Sandcrawler

2026-01-12 14:12

Sean Banne

Ethnic Fish Salad

2026-01-12 14:12

Gollum Juice

Sean William Scotty

2026-01-12 14:12

madrobot

The unsucked and unfingered couple (25m+40m) look out over the burning city that used to be their home

2026-01-12 14:12

Mothman

Werner Hurtshogs Slaughterhouse and BBQ

2026-01-12 14:12

NukeWarm

Evil Dead Ash People Rise

2026-01-12 14:13

Terence Wiggins

https://youtu.be/4K-NAZuID-I?si=j1q49tmrmQWhshGz&t=28

2026-01-12 14:13

euan

Salzigette, second slide needs to make it in https://www.instagram.com/p/DTZGdZdksif/?igsh=aXdodnRtZGtzd2dl

2026-01-12 14:13

dangxious

Ketracel-Dwight

2026-01-12 14:13

Rigatoni

Death Battle: Landman vs. Seaman(Dreamcast 1999)

2026-01-12 14:13

Wobs

Right about now, with spunk hole brother

2026-01-12 14:15

bgibblesfan42069

Spider One, now played by Johnny Knoxville

2026-01-12 14:15

LLPaulJay

Every time a twink tops, an angelboy gains his wings

2026-01-12 14:15

goooooooooob

Im spider and this is kiss grandma on the mouth and turn into a navi

2026-01-12 14:16

bgibblesfan42069

Yeah fitness dick in that tight pussy

2026-01-12 14:16

bgibblesfan42069

Sorry

2026-01-12 14:16

Arty Frost

ICE gets a nerf sponsorship. "It's Nerf or deportation" *guitar riff*

2026-01-12 14:17

Nat

Jacob and Patrick making out, sloppy style

2026-01-12 14:17

audrey

2 Kings 2:23-24

2026-01-12 14:17

NSW3

Enter Landman

2026-01-12 14:17

grunglemint tea

hog won't crank anymore 😔

2026-01-12 14:17

James Waters

Juwanna Manaman

2026-01-12 14:17

Mickey_da_bee

A new Gundam series but the mechs look strikingly like Patrick, Charlotte and Jacob

2026-01-12 14:18

J Jedi Jameson

Techno Union-Busting

2026-01-12 14:19

Shotgunbadger

Yoda Whipping Shitties outside his lil hut

2026-01-12 14:19

Joe Pastier

"You disturbed the Rancor Keeper."

2026-01-12 14:20

Wally's Worst

Joseph Smith golden plates cum tribute

2026-01-12 14:20

Bryan Weiss

Something with this guy https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrf_AiW6b/?igsh=YWV5NWd5ZWRhY2Ry

2026-01-12 14:20

ichabod crane

Key & Even Piell

2026-01-12 14:20

Werner Crankshog

Na'vi but wide.

2026-01-12 14:20

Gwendolyn Valerie

https://youtu.be/m7Q0_DgXHG0?si=Hm3IPXYhL3Gpl0wP

2026-01-12 14:21

Järget Pärsson

Recepie fish for Charlotte: 200g pickled herring 4 boiled potatoes 2 boiled eggs 1 dl creme fraiche 2 tablespoon mayo 2 tablespoon caviar 1 red onion Dill, chives, salt, pepper

2026-01-12 14:24

n4rgles

Jar Jar Bingk Crosby

2026-01-12 14:24

Ethan Quist

Hannibal introduces Wallace and Gromit to Head cheese.

2026-01-12 14:24

NRay7882

The song from the other movie Patrick mentioned last week https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Giom5_byviI&t=37s

2026-01-12 14:25

Knifesquid

Starsgård Radahn

2026-01-12 14:25

tads_beard

Rake Yohn vs that dude who got Mustard'd while he was sleeping

2026-01-12 14:25

Ribby

Anakin pounding heavy after seeing Padme in *that* outfit

2026-01-12 14:25

Brady Hoffman

Marky (Mark) Supreme

2026-01-12 14:26

Nick Taylor

Jacob X Reacher Yaoi

2026-01-12 14:26

Tad Chilly

The cast of Empire Strikes back circles Jacob and beats the shit out of him (mean)

2026-01-12 14:27

Leebos

The Smoking Man's fiction piece finally gets published in Astrogoblin magazine

2026-01-12 14:27

Clickery21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1xuh_aLmBM

2026-01-12 14:27

Claire Myers

Enword Norton

2026-01-12 14:27

Beach Barn

Warriors, come out to play-ee-ay Draft Kings Casino

2026-01-12 14:30

Josh VanValkenburg

https://youtu.be/cEUYeZB0zyY

2026-01-12 14:31

Step

A love song for Trig Longo

2026-01-12 14:32

Brady Hoffman

Instead of trying to get on a plane to Japan he’s trying to get on to a plane to stop 9/11

2026-01-12 14:33

InternetDude19

Wicket winning a wet t-shirt contest

2026-01-12 14:34

kjultra

Nine Inch Nailed and their front man, Grunt Razors

2026-01-12 14:34

Koitus B

Scene: exterior - the Tatooine Planetary Insurance Company (TPIC) HQ - night

2026-01-12 14:34

Lerad

Fountainhead Rex

2026-01-12 14:35

SCOTT P

https://youtu.be/mDLS12_a-fk?si=IWaHJO0nSzJllgdB&t=67 replace the statute of liberty with the boat from Cold Fear or something idk

2026-01-12 14:35

Lerad

Shout-out to Leebos for inspiring this one

2026-01-12 14:36

Drew Yetzke

Paploo walking Jacob like a dog

2026-01-12 14:36

Joe Bingley

Cumshot residue

2026-01-12 14:37

Ethan

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Nymphomania

2026-01-12 14:39

Lerad

I'm currently watching xfiles so this one got me

2026-01-12 14:40

Leebos

Yayyy!! Same!!!!!!

2026-01-12 14:40

Frank N Gunn

Tusk Edo Mask and Seaman Moon

2026-01-12 14:42

Lerad

Man the bible rules

2026-01-12 14:42

Gage F

Mando and Grogu get into a Delco bar fight

2026-01-12 14:42

Lerad

Genuine Ewok Merkin

2026-01-12 14:44

Mangoose Prime

AstroGoblin Lane's Strike Screen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzImCTv7A0)

2026-01-12 14:44

Winther

Jesse Venturin's Bane

2026-01-12 14:45

Daniel Felesina

Chris Moltisanti and Spider do whippets together

2026-01-12 14:47

Jeremy Allen Fart

The bone temple pilots

2026-01-12 14:48

PhdWiz

https://imgur.com/a/hBEvILG

2026-01-12 14:49

slashx00

Jesse Ventura storms the Bastille

2026-01-12 14:52

Region_Locked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-__OSdoHhH0

2026-01-12 14:52

tore

Tim Allen's "Wild Pawgs"

2026-01-12 14:52

Peter

And why should your cock be unfit for my holes Master Hobbit?

2026-01-12 14:53

parliament cigarettes

this whips

2026-01-12 14:53

Jonathan Liberatore

https://theliberatorpgh.bandcamp.com/album/mind-over-machines

2026-01-12 14:55

redking

Dwight the general man Freddie

2026-01-12 14:55

KP

The Ewoks land in Normandie

2026-01-12 14:57

Samned in DC

Hugo Beaver

2026-01-12 14:57

blake_the_butcher

Jonathan Bailey visits the Goblins in Oz (prison)

2026-01-12 14:57

Not The Sun

The calendar children using their weird old guys in a dog fight scenario

2026-01-12 14:57

Zen Window

Anatomically correct Winnie the Pooh hanging massive honey fueled dong

2026-01-12 14:58

SteveR

The upside down under

2026-01-12 14:59

Bigworthless

First there was fish net, now Hamnet. What's next, tofunet?

2026-01-12 14:59

YourPhantasm

Jake Sully tying a fleshlight to an arrow shaft for Neytiri “They say to touch silicone is to poison the soul”

2026-01-12 15:03

Jonathan Frost

Captain AFAB and Monty Girl-Dick

2026-01-12 15:03

SaltyVigilante

bam gerrera and saw margera

2026-01-12 15:04

Nibblonians

Slavic Patrick

2026-01-12 15:05

Phil Golubovich

Philadelphia Phillies Health Spa

2026-01-12 15:06

Beardenstein

The marvel hero Black Bantha

2026-01-12 15:07

Aksel Lessum

Idk but cant we listen to hinder - lips of an angel

2026-01-12 15:14

Scrapple Roan

Erowid’s nutmeg and toad poison sommelier

2026-01-12 15:17

Nakisa

Charlotte tearfully ̶e̶̶x̶̶e̶̶c̶̶u̶̶t̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g̶ putting down Jacob after he got the ewok names wrong Also, Patrick comforting her and praising her for doing the right thing like in Old Yeller

2026-01-12 15:18

Totally

Gnomeo & Juliet Law

2026-01-12 15:18

RexNeminis

Paul Blart: Mall Cop as a Mega-City One Judge

2026-01-12 15:19

Laurits Mikkelsen

Do you seriously think I'd explain my epic goonsesh if there was even the slightest possibility of you affecting the outcome? I came thirty five minutes ago.

2026-01-12 15:19

jjolly

ayyy ingala http://theswca.com/index.php?action=disp_item&item_id=81156

2026-01-12 15:21

Brendon Abbl

Sio Dribble

2026-01-12 15:22

Lerad

The woke left is ruining movies

2026-01-12 15:22

dodie omg

Catholic Joseph Smith

2026-01-12 15:22

Donovan

Just Star Trek TNG but Guinan's bar is an Arby's

2026-01-12 15:30

jack stewart

Patrick in avatar form driving a dodge dart while smoking a dart

2026-01-12 15:31

Wilfredo

Judge Doom puts Doll Man into the Dip

2026-01-12 15:37

Wally's Worst

don't make this

2026-01-12 15:38

Miauchanto

La caída de Edgar (Edgar's fall) https://youtu.be/b89CnP0Iq30?si=g9BXECVQI86gfeL8&t=14

2026-01-12 15:41

Luc Bisson

i'm a queef, i'm a weirdo

2026-01-12 15:42

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

I don't fucking know man, I'm all out. Gay Hitler or something, who cares.

2026-01-12 15:43

Zen Window

In period correct dress for Mobile Fighter G Gundam

2026-01-12 15:44

John

Show me a Hidetaka Miyazaki turning my toilet into a poison swamp…that cares

2026-01-12 15:47

Pablo

cum guzzler oympics

2026-01-12 15:56

고블린모드

If you type 1138 in the Revenge of the sith dvd main menu https://youtu.be/-UGPLmox8WQ

2026-01-12 15:58

Madeline Alright

The Jeb!Hadar

2026-01-12 15:58

WalkingMirror

Femme Cassidy and the Slam Pig (1969)

2026-01-12 15:59

You Can't Spell Assumed Identity without ASS TITY

Ben Quadinaros Shapiro

2026-01-12 16:02

Bruce Wallenquest

Uh oh, mom found the Chief Chirpa body pillow

2026-01-12 16:06

Fredducky

The latent nominative determinism of Lady Di

2026-01-12 16:07

NickIsRadford

Cemetery Man(dalorian)

2026-01-12 16:07

Kevin (Zippy)

Hungry Hungry Blippos

2026-01-12 16:11

Aqualad

Patrick Brown (derogatory)

2026-01-12 16:17

Brian

Sam.i.am

2026-01-12 16:19

Charlotte Em

Meet Jar Jar Black

2026-01-12 16:20

Kevin Calamity

What's eating Gilbert Godfrey

2026-01-12 16:23

foolishjules

what's.. poppers, precious? what's, poppers, eh?

2026-01-12 16:25

Spiegel

In da Kanjiklurb, we all fam

2026-01-12 16:29

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Trolls 4 taking place in AstroNilbog

2026-01-12 16:30

Spiegel

"The Skars Gårds" Disney's new post-avengers franchise.

2026-01-12 16:35

Leebos

It's beautiful!

2026-01-12 16:36

Lerad

Nilbogortsa?

2026-01-12 16:41

Lerad

He was a great dentist

2026-01-12 16:42

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Yes. This would be the actual spelling in the film.

2026-01-12 16:45

BossHoggRadio

JD Vance's cat won't stop looking at that dead podcaster

2026-01-12 16:48

Cowboy Baby

I feel Jesus in this steakhouse tonight

2026-01-12 16:51

Hewmu

Kidnapping Tony Hawk and making him watch Haggard on repeat till his psyche breaks

2026-01-12 16:53

Hankenstein

The Things They Carried in their ass

2026-01-12 17:01

Tariq Moustapha

The ritual sacrifice to the podcast gods.

2026-01-12 17:03

atatrs251

Tulkun King (Sly Stallone as Payakan)

2026-01-12 17:06

Chimp Steinham

Turn A Gun-DAYUM

2026-01-12 17:12

Jon Sapp

Ursula K. Le Guin's 'The Left Hand of Harkness'

2026-01-12 17:22

Rolling614

Deep Dish Pan-sexual Pizza

2026-01-12 17:35

Ezrah

JD Vance exonerating Grimace the ICE agent

2026-01-12 17:38

Johnald90

Widdle, Wickett, and Wechee, Attorneys at Law

2026-01-12 17:40

Jonathan Frost

Moby* damnit

2026-01-12 17:41

Barden

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSGPH9pkQ7X/?igsh=dWNrZjJ5dnV3NXFl

2026-01-12 17:43

Gabe Bierman

Jem'Hadar receiving their daily rations of ketracel-whitefish salad

2026-01-12 17:45

Dic_Gibbler

the Tale of Krom the HOA president

2026-01-12 17:46

bozzwick

Darth Maul Lester (I don’t think that’s anything, but there’s almost 200 comments and I don’t wanna miss the window)

2026-01-12 17:53

Chip Clip

Aunt Jemima Strikes Back

2026-01-12 17:53

Bailey ate all the beans

how many subs for the Astrogooners to take salvia and review Winterbeast

2026-01-12 18:06

Drew Wagner

Clark Kentamime

2026-01-12 18:07

ishmellon

Patrick at the McDonald's drive-thru fervently explaining to the minimum wage employee how he'd let Varang take him sloppy style.

2026-01-12 18:07

Mr penis

Hi

2026-01-12 18:09

Luca Villanti

Ben Quaritchnaros

2026-01-12 18:10

Kyle Koehler

It probably goes without saying, but Vance should be dressed as the hamburgler

2026-01-12 18:10

Big dirty stinking bass

Salacious Roan at the Crink Kanjiklub

2026-01-12 18:15

TimeToDoot

Landman: Greenland (brownland)

2026-01-12 18:15

Dr. Deagle

Tom Clancy's G.R.A.W. 3 (Ghost Recon Arthritic Warrior)

2026-01-12 18:37

Hypnoctopi

Stallone in the Dark: Tulsa Nightmare

2026-01-12 18:39

Alfy Red

To many fucking comments.

2026-01-12 18:46

James

Inside the Actor's Studio: Ape Margera

2026-01-12 18:50

Mooseshark

Meet Joe Camel

2026-01-12 18:55

Matilda Jereza

Plaque

2026-01-12 19:13

Maxwell

Something for Patrick https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yv8w4E/

2026-01-12 19:13

Mike Rapin

She's dankin' my ferrik till I yub nub

2026-01-12 19:22

Andi Platts

"Twin Peaks; I control the big naturals, I control the gooniverse" - from David Lynch's San Pornando years

2026-01-12 19:25

Maxwell

Get this for Jacob https://vollebak.com/en-us/products/full-metal-puffer-copper-edition?

2026-01-12 19:33

Nautical Nonsense

Rake Yawn (like the big snake from resident evil 1)

2026-01-12 19:34

Hunter Christensen

Deland Pha Tyerell

2026-01-12 19:38

Kirinotes

Sebulba fans throwing beer cans at Anakin's friends and family as they entered the Mos Espa Grand Arena.

2026-01-12 19:43

fluffylonghair

https://www.instagram.com/p/DOPi1eMif7r

2026-01-12 20:27

Ajpops

The tulkun brother to astrogoblin

2026-01-12 20:32

Braxton Glass

Knuckle tats that say COME / VAMP

2026-01-12 20:35

Anne Chovy

Hannibal Nectar: A Bee Movie Story

2026-01-12 20:45

MrFlowerman

(House Voice) The patient has Fuck

2026-01-12 20:51

Callie

Cucked4Christ

2026-01-12 20:57

Greg

https://youtu.be/_pO7BRNdJdc?si=8OMEISA47lusi1Wr

2026-01-12 21:12

The DJ of TGIFridays

Aqua Teen Hunger Games

2026-01-12 21:47

BiggerBen

Bam yelling at Ryan Dunn from the other side of the interstellar bookcase

2026-01-12 21:57

i'm really soryy

2026-01-12 22:30

bobdole

ewoks recreating 120 days of sodom

2026-01-12 22:53

Waguigi

What if Smurfs were batteries and we had to put Smurfs in our remotes and stuff.

2026-01-12 23:08

JonMcbadman

Jacob's newest tattoo

2026-01-12 23:14

Kassa_Worry

https://youtu.be/g7vd_Oy8ixw?si=H6yg19nr1aH1Zw-9 skip to 3:28

2026-01-12 23:29

Pristine Filth

Alex Jones paying his debts with gallons of seed

2026-01-12 23:50

Joey

Marty Supreme Chancellor Palpatine

2026-01-12 23:50

Kassa_Worry

Then everything would be blue

2026-01-12 23:57

Kassa_Worry

The Marqui-igdala de Sade

2026-01-12 23:57

CardboardBrains

Plans for the Astrogoblin Esplanade.

2026-01-13 00:15

Women B Shoppin

Shreev Irwin antagonizing Babu Frik like a venomous snake.

2026-01-13 01:10

ChungusBungus

Stellan Skarsgard buys the YMCA

2026-01-13 01:58

HellKite

Trioculous is the keynote at a galactic women's rights convention.

2026-01-13 02:18

HellKite

Alternatively: The force ghost of Jacob guiding Patrick to complete swordle.

2026-01-13 02:19

flakesofbran09

the 4 Carnal directions

2026-01-13 03:29

Kassa_Worry

Literally an episode of the TV show Hannibal

2026-01-13 03:54

Baron Sogz

Conformity Gape

2026-01-13 11:25

Blade J

Dilbert fucking dies

2026-01-13 16:53

Women B Shoppin

2026-01-13 18:18

Zen Window

but no smaller than three apples tall, unless you're talking about dismembering Smurfs for their energy

2026-01-13 20:18

Jeremy Allen Fart

you get one prompt you maniac

2026-01-13 20:55

Women B Shoppin

Halp. Pläse.

2026-01-13 21:07

QuickstrikeTRU

My friend was visiting from Japan and showed me this. I thought you should see it. This is a real place. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mfeYNSVcGGM

2026-01-14 00:22

Gandalf's Big Naturals

"Oh Baldy is that a biblical name?"

2026-01-14 01:59

td salesrally

Chev Chelios at the McDonald's Drive-Thru

2026-01-14 03:38

2Maidens1Flask

James Cameron being shown images of culturally appropriate characters “do you see?”

2026-01-14 17:32

Jonpo

𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

2026-01-17 17:32

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