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Comment ‘Shop 86 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:

2026-01-26 16:06:43

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2026-01

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Stinky prompts, sticky prompts, prompts with ooze. Give ‘em ‘ere.

Comments

Madeline Alright

Drake and Bosch

2026-01-26 16:07

stushow

Mos Eisley Cantina Pride Night

2026-01-26 16:08

jack stewart

Gollum Patrick holding his precious Andrew W.K mix tape

2026-01-26 16:08

You Can't Spell Assumed Identity without ASS TITY

The Prince and the Poppers

2026-01-26 16:08

Danny Thrasher

Hey everyone, been a while! No prompt, just vibes 😊

2026-01-26 16:08

Big Baby Brezhnev

GERD GOBLINS

2026-01-26 16:08

Joby Zebavich

Odo and Quark in a spit swapping make-out match

2026-01-26 16:08

bgibblesfan42069

white Jacob

2026-01-26 16:08

dangxious

Chicago Pope’s Exorcist

2026-01-26 16:09

Dustin Willis

Walter White's son as Smallville Superman

2026-01-26 16:09

Terence Wiggins

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DTpbGvoARZQ/

2026-01-26 16:09

Haste

The Fifth Horseman, Woke

2026-01-26 16:09

Drew Wagner

Helena Bonham Carter of Mars

2026-01-26 16:09

JRMX

Optimus Power Bottom

2026-01-26 16:09

TGIFibromyalgia

Patrick Poison Tier List

2026-01-26 16:09

Bigworthless

Jacob FullerHaus

2026-01-26 16:09

JivetheSuperTurkey

kowakian monkey skin-car

2026-01-26 16:09

Wakman145

Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window rule 34

2026-01-26 16:09

Daniel Felesina

I’m bringing curiosity and skepticism to this comment shop

2026-01-26 16:09

Denis McGuire

Lin Bamuel Margera

2026-01-26 16:09

David Jones

Death Battle: Ree Yees vs Ask Aak

2026-01-26 16:09

Greg

https://youtu.be/1yMozrDEqbg?si=szkQ0f3IWp-evGR1

2026-01-26 16:10

Joe Bingley

Ortollan bird scene but with double salt licorice

2026-01-26 16:10

Maxwell

Jabba the Hutt doing Nu-Metal hands

2026-01-26 16:10

Järget Pärsson

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-EGet-y0vQ/?igsh=MWdqaThybHZzd3F0dA==

2026-01-26 16:10

Leebos

You won't last ten seconds watching Barry Obama's newest Netflix documentary (before you pop)

2026-01-26 16:10

Rullagan

Buffalo crimes

2026-01-26 16:10

Kyle Koehler

No real idea or concept, just want to see Patrick in one of those small silk hats he keeps trying to get Jacob to wear

2026-01-26 16:10

Scrapple Roan

Lips of an Angelboy

2026-01-26 16:10

TateTM

https://youtube.com/shorts/0xqeCRTvCZU?si=oTSgNtiXYnxndUan

2026-01-26 16:10

Gr0v3y

In case Patrick is piloting the PC today https://www.rvogue.com

2026-01-26 16:10

Diamond Duck

ICE requests a discount clone army from the Kaminoans but gets Dr. Disrespect clones

2026-01-26 16:10

Andi Platts

Easy Mustache Rider: The Goblins let Patrick pound heavy on a motorbike

2026-01-26 16:10

audrey

handjob percent dry only no finger butthole

2026-01-26 16:10

Baron Sogz

Who's Willem Dafoe dragging around these days?

2026-01-26 16:10

Joey Lew

Wayne and Garth Vader

2026-01-26 16:10

Leebos

William Friedkin's legacy lives on

2026-01-26 16:11

Liz “the Lizard” Sylvester

Yassified Luthien Rael

2026-01-26 16:11

LLPaulJay

Rudy Giuliani gets the MAGA face treatment

2026-01-26 16:11

Kat

tulsa king of staten island

2026-01-26 16:11

Alex Taveras

Princess Alaya-Vijnana System

2026-01-26 16:11

NSW3

I Get Wet album cover but Na'vi Andrew W.K.

2026-01-26 16:11

slashx00

Your entire life youve topped, now its your turn

2026-01-26 16:11

Mickey_da_bee

thicc patrick

2026-01-26 16:11

Kyle Koehler

Pretty sure it’s not racist since he’s just appreciating their culture, so I think it’s ok

2026-01-26 16:11

Brian

Diary of a wimpy Kim Jong-il

2026-01-26 16:11

lilcczar

White Boy Rick Goes to Washington

2026-01-26 16:11

bgibblesfan42069

what

2026-01-26 16:11

Kyle Koehler

IT SOUNDS SO SWEEEEET

2026-01-26 16:11

Diamond Duck

Also nice hat, Patrick!

2026-01-26 16:12

Kyle Koehler

:(

2026-01-26 16:12

Wally's Worst

Mark Cuban Gooding Jr.

2026-01-26 16:12

jjolly

“Allamaraine, seed abound. Allamaraine, dusty ground. Allamaraine, seed abound. Allamaraine, dusty ground…”

2026-01-26 16:13

Blake Spears

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_om4g9b46x41qbq5g5.mp4 Jacob I'm trying to find the original clip but I don't know which Star wars product this is from? Help?!

2026-01-26 16:13

Dil-the-Spider

The Ewoks' version of the Harlem Globe Trotters dunking on and embarrass the Navi farm team

2026-01-26 16:13

Remi S

The Phantom Men-piss

2026-01-26 16:13

Stankape

A oceans eleven style heist to sneak into the porno theater

2026-01-26 16:13

Nat Schwarz

Lee Harvey Oswald the Octopus

2026-01-26 16:13

Frank N Gunn

Kyle KaTARDASSian

2026-01-26 16:13

Crackcocaine

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DScIjUfCabJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

2026-01-26 16:13

Luc Bisson

adolph lundgren

2026-01-26 16:13

Lerad

Glitchless

2026-01-26 16:13

Gollum Juice

Snow Stormare

2026-01-26 16:14

Gwendolyn Valerie

Moonlight Man: "you're not (Even) Piell!"

2026-01-26 16:14

Ethan

Double ended Bilbo

2026-01-26 16:14

Werner Crankshog

The Holes Have Eyes

2026-01-26 16:14

PepperNeedsNewShorts

Remember when Michael Douglas claimed he got throat cancer from munching too much box? Wild.

2026-01-26 16:14

Nikeandmickey

Jason Derulo cat, stuffed with millet, and boiled in milk.

2026-01-26 16:14

Ethan Quist

https://youtu.be/gOJASbI8n80?si=wFGwGGmLs3NeWWiM

2026-01-26 16:14

fluffylonghair

the best hole that isn't a sarlacc pit

2026-01-26 16:14

Mr Bean's Dad

https://youtu.be/bB_62sYQz_g?si=XP5AGo7eJz50L7s0

2026-01-26 16:14

Rolling614

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPXBhvlD5nL/?igsh=MWhjam8ybG0zbG0yZw==

2026-01-26 16:14

Tariq Moustapha

I'd like you to say that you are a false Jedi and the Force is a superstition.

2026-01-26 16:14

Aqualad

Patrick animorphing into a dusty meerkat

2026-01-26 16:14

Johnald90

AndrEWOK WK

2026-01-26 16:14

Nick Taylor

Twilight Sparkle Zone

2026-01-26 16:15

Nibblonians

Normal height Greg Bovino

2026-01-26 16:15

Winther

Leonard Pinoy

2026-01-26 16:15

HeyJoshRob

Jesse Ventura doing Mocap as George R. Binks.

2026-01-26 16:15

Doty

The Bridge on Jamiroquai

2026-01-26 16:16

Beach Barn

2 in the mud hole, 1 in the slimy. My shocker this is

2026-01-26 16:16

Bryan Weiss

Gru Velvet

2026-01-26 16:16

NRay7882

Beating up that puss, animated (Tom, Sylvester, Garfield, etc...)

2026-01-26 16:17

Hankenstein

Non Clungible Tokens

2026-01-26 16:17

Cowboy Baby

Cosmos Kramer

2026-01-26 16:18

Jenna Marsh

Astrogoblin as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990 version) fake the moon landing

2026-01-26 16:18

Ollie

"I'm not leaving without my cans!" - Charlie Wax demanding top surgery

2026-01-26 16:19

Kevin (Zippy)

snake eyes

2026-01-26 16:19

Alex Hansgen

John Voight does Neimoidian face

2026-01-26 16:19

grunglemint tea

oriental shrek

2026-01-26 16:19

Bruce Wallenquest

Steve Buscemi striptease

2026-01-26 16:19

bgibblesfan42069

me and phil are gonna help Hugh Laurie break out of rehab

2026-01-26 16:20

SCOTT P

Brandon Sanderson's Fecalborn

2026-01-26 16:20

Chaz Surfboard

Slipknot if they were from Wyoming

2026-01-26 16:21

RexNeminis

Texas chain-store mascara

2026-01-26 16:21

Cowboy Baby

"let"

2026-01-26 16:21

Laurits Mikkelsen

Astrogoblin before and after the hair transplant Turkey trip

2026-01-26 16:21

Bignuts

A frog with ultra realistic patrick stars face

2026-01-26 16:21

bgibblesfan42069

but is it science or magic

2026-01-26 16:21

Henry Scholl

https://youtu.be/A4dj3sVLhMQ?si=IecpNgxNOUQeNZsx

2026-01-26 16:21

Kevin (Zippy)

Cloud Atlas style?

2026-01-26 16:21

Bruce Wallenquest

And dine-in experience

2026-01-26 16:22

Hewmu

A succulent Chinese eel

2026-01-26 16:22

PhdWiz

Darth Sideous found dead on the toilet

2026-01-26 16:22

Glup Shiddo

The hearted prompt is outrageous! I object!

2026-01-26 16:22

Tad Chilly

He fuckin did it

2026-01-26 16:22

Tad Chilly

Sam : “You’ve been sucking Farmer Maggot’s cock!”

2026-01-26 16:23

Clickery21

Riker doing the chair thing but Data is sitting there already and he hits his head with his crotch

2026-01-26 16:24

Tonkatsu

“Your father’s heavy saber. This is the tool of the Jelking Knight.”

2026-01-26 16:24

Andi Platts

Thanks for the reminder, need to pick more up

2026-01-26 16:24

Bazzgooz

My own private duncan idaho

2026-01-26 16:25

Cormac Lynch

Clay roasted pipius claw and heart of targ.

2026-01-26 16:25

Chip Clip

Kramer vs Mecha Kramer

2026-01-26 16:25

bolinani8

speed racer is a drug mule

2026-01-26 16:25

jstowe18

Muunfall

2026-01-26 16:25

J Jedi Jameson

Darth Thanatong th-thong thong thong.

2026-01-26 16:25

SteveR

Beat Bobby Frik

2026-01-26 16:26

Lerad

Able actors playing intellectually disabled tier list (Simple Jack Scale)

2026-01-26 16:26

Clickery21

Thats just that one photoshoot

2026-01-26 16:26

J Jedi Jameson

Also it's my birthday, send me a death threat.

2026-01-26 16:26

John

Samson and Herc tossin’ the dickus (also another pair movie: Hayden and Rosario in Shattered Glass)

2026-01-26 16:27

ChungusBungus

"Pounding Heavy" Patrick squires "The Gooner" Plo Koon

2026-01-26 16:27

Zen Window

Super Smash Burgers Ultimate

2026-01-26 16:27

Barely Regal Queen

Not a prompt but I got a Moms Home sticker randomly from a friend because her sister is in Minimall! Small world!

2026-01-26 16:27

SaltyVigilante

i am the dudditz who grabs mr gay, riding to valhalla! witness me jonesy, witness me!

2026-01-26 16:28

Nicky__J

add baleen surgery to whatever you create

2026-01-26 16:30

DrHankVenture

iDudditz 17 Pro Max

2026-01-26 16:30

Mr_Frisby_Draws LLC

Battle of the Star Wars crossbreeds. In the style of reality TV

2026-01-26 16:31

Brady Hoffman

That one lame ass Pepsi commercial but with Chuck Schumer instead of Kendall Jenner

2026-01-26 16:32

Mike Rapin

Pocket sized Stellan

2026-01-26 16:32

Michael Zwez

Manson girl tier list

2026-01-26 16:32

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Mrs Jacobi in her human form, do you see? Mrs Jacobi in her 12ft tall pregnant dragon form, voring Sonic the Hedgehog, do you see?

2026-01-26 16:34

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Can you put this car into an appropriate scene please? https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-features-sheds/mercedes-e320-cdi-w211--shed-of-the-week/49825

2026-01-26 16:35

Freddy Ray

Kris Lindahl billboard but it's Patrick

2026-01-26 16:35

GoodPostReilly

Mobile Suit Goodman

2026-01-26 16:35

parliament cigarettes

hot cum time machine

2026-01-26 16:35

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Red Dragon these balls on your face hahaha fuck you

2026-01-26 16:35

Mothman

Z'Gok and Ball (RB-79) torture.

2026-01-26 16:35

Jon Sapp

Pussy music

2026-01-26 16:36

WalkingMirror

thought I saw some gamer vernacular for a sec

2026-01-26 16:36

Attempted_Mustache

Xamuel Lennox joins the Pro Bass Fishing Tour

2026-01-26 16:36

GoodPostReilly

I’d like to open up this question to the floor - was it because of the way he was doing it, how much he was doing it, or a third thing?

2026-01-26 16:37

bgibblesfan42069

gross

2026-01-26 16:38

Big Binky

Elan Sleazebaggano is really into Zyn now

2026-01-26 16:38

parliament cigarettes

it's just floatin around in there

2026-01-26 16:38

Peter

Showing my friends Liveleak Spore videos

2026-01-26 16:38

Region_Locked

A watchable version of star fleet academy

2026-01-26 16:40

Totally

Knightfall Bader Ginsburg

2026-01-26 16:40

Charlotte Em

Hugo’s Asian weaving

2026-01-26 16:40

Aksel Lessum

Gay, Mistuh Gay

2026-01-26 16:40

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Whatever shitting whippies is

2026-01-26 16:40

The idiot formally known as Vinquibus

"You like Na'vi girls? I love 'em, I love them"

2026-01-26 16:41

NukeWarm

The human in Blade that gets lured to a vampire nightclub but he's just realized they're cum vampires right when the sprinklers are about to start

2026-01-26 16:41

bgibblesfan42069

raindrops keep fallin on my head

2026-01-26 16:42

Barfait 🧋

The Holy Rogan Empire

2026-01-26 16:43

NukeWarm

"our cum will blot out the sun" "then we shall fight in the shade" "gross"

2026-01-26 16:43

Josh VanValkenburg

https://youtu.be/dRd_vZT6zPY

2026-01-26 16:44

Gandalf's Big Naturals

The Goblins have been appointed as the heads of the FBI, show me what your Challenge coin looks like.

2026-01-26 16:47

Free Will

Ari Astr'goblin gets a Scott Staff Infection

2026-01-26 16:48

Ground Control

Whitefish: A Sea World Documentary

2026-01-26 16:48

Wobs

Billy Zanes Long Halftime Cock

2026-01-26 16:49

Callie

IT'S TIME TO YUUUUUB NUB, LET'S YUUUUUB NUB

2026-01-26 16:50

Cheesy

Charlotte freestyles along with the Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, while Jacob swaps in for Wuher, and Patrick shoots someone first.

2026-01-26 16:51

Cheesy

addendum: John Gundam

2026-01-26 16:51

Q-nut

A stinky little slimy boi

2026-01-26 16:54

Bobby Benedict

2026-01-26 16:54

고블린모드

Jar Jar shows Ani the best burger in Naboo

2026-01-26 16:56

SoaringSmith

Grave of the Hung Guys

2026-01-26 16:58

Bailey ate all the beans

https://youtu.be/snhiofL2Rh4?si=011z4cgKTjlvwMVL

2026-01-26 17:00

Not_Quite

https://youtu.be/mNFhUwclHuM?si=ZyFIux6lvoJPVPqr

2026-01-26 17:01

More Betterness

Me stuck in the airport delayed from my honeymoon responding to this prompt

2026-01-26 17:01

More Betterness

Not my best work but

2026-01-26 17:02

Sean Banne

Clounding Heavy (masturbating a clown)

2026-01-26 17:02

Waguigi

mashing Smurfs into a fine paste

2026-01-26 17:02

BoromirDies

No tombstone required. Just pop a blue chew and it'll take care of itself

2026-01-26 17:05

BoromirDies

Modern day It's a Wonderful Life. "Where's Mary?? Tell me where she is!" "She's about to log into onlyfans!"

2026-01-26 17:09

Vull and Noid

50/50 - Jon Bernthal rant against naps, or Han punching Dracmus the space otter

2026-01-26 17:14

Vull and Noid

https://64.media.tumblr.com/db0c5c2e9b7da5caf22da544be5e6428/tumblr_n90pskNGgU1sqf5tdo1_1280.jpg

2026-01-26 17:14

tigerhawk66

Ghosts of Darnold exercised

2026-01-26 17:15

Amichels

ChristianMnggal

2026-01-26 17:16

Ribby

Paul Rudd and Mud (2012) dudditz

2026-01-26 17:17

Jarkgur

Bob Ross: The JOI of Painting

2026-01-26 17:18

Jeremy Allen Fart

Clay roasted rig

2026-01-26 17:19

Jimbo Sinbad

R. Kelly and a pregnant Sonic getting Sears portraits

2026-01-26 17:20

Barden

Edgar GG Allin Poe

2026-01-26 17:21

tore

I have no lips and yet I must suck

2026-01-26 17:29

KittenMittons

The rabbit hopped faster than Hannibal.

2026-01-26 17:31

Fun!

A boozy ooze hound, played by the incomparable Sir Kenneth Branagh, slops into a bar. The bartender, played by the less incomparable Brian Conan Doyle Murray, gives him a glass of stink. K-Bran's clothes are Poirot stache. Brother Murray looks at bran like "What's is with this guiy?" and Branflakes looks to camera all like "I don't wanta even hear it from this guyy..."

2026-01-26 17:32

Chimp Steinham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH6WLCA9YNI

2026-01-26 17:32

NickIsRadford

Marty Cutlass Supreme

2026-01-26 17:33

CherRockOperaNOW

Bring back dunce hats!

2026-01-26 17:34

CherRockOperaNOW

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunce#:~:text=Dunce-,cap

2026-01-26 17:35

Kevin Calamity

January Sith

2026-01-26 17:43

BUYDJMAXRESPECT

Salzige Academy Awards acceptance speech

2026-01-26 17:43

Chicofriend

Mr Tumnus Corndog

2026-01-26 17:47

n4rgles

Scooby and the gang do a crime

2026-01-26 17:51

Andrew Sterling

Mobile (Alabama) Suit Gundam

2026-01-26 17:51

QuickstrikeTRU

Kielbasalisk

2026-01-26 17:51

Nat

Sam Phoebe Waller Bridges

2026-01-26 17:54

RobotRonin

Just let Patrick go home early today

2026-01-26 17:58

Did somebody say boom?

Glen Powell's incredibly shiny face goop.

2026-01-26 18:03

Failstate

Are you cum sock 2 compliant?

2026-01-26 18:08

Russell Richardson

I never made a DEAL with Club Penguin!

2026-01-26 18:09

Nautical Nonsense

The chimp from Primate without the CGI face

2026-01-26 18:10

Anne Chovy

The Fall of the House of Usha (Vance)

2026-01-26 18:10

Fender-Belly Bodine

It’s pleasurin’ time

2026-01-26 18:11

YourPhantasm

James Stewart Little

2026-01-26 18:17

Kurds Dake

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxlqn96lZO3wGOw25g74BazFRyhP7v5ZDS?si=EZRumj4dsVK7h8e6

2026-01-26 18:22

Rigatoni

Kevin Spacey stars in Angel Studios musical adaption of Moby Dick

2026-01-26 18:23

dodie omg

Peter "Lorre" five eight

2026-01-26 18:26

Ryogathelost

I'm always saying we need more clown content.

2026-01-26 18:28

Robin

https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/qfmbb8/guy_wu_tangs_21_roaches/

2026-01-26 18:29

SaltyVigilante

the phantom mensis

2026-01-26 18:36

Sean Banne

Paul Mudditz

2026-01-26 18:53

Felix Forrester

F'camke Jigandssen

2026-01-26 18:54

Jimbo Sinbad

christ, dude. read the room

2026-01-26 18:54

James Waters

Patrick’s BBL surgery post-op (stinky)

2026-01-26 18:58

Women B Shoppin

VD Vance.

2026-01-26 19:11

bgibblesfan42069

Billy Mays Long Cock

2026-01-26 19:14

really long list that takes 100 hours to read

boar-n again christian (christians but boar)

2026-01-26 19:14

InternetDude19

Sean Pen (he's a pen)

2026-01-26 19:16

Dr. Deagle

Dos equis guy evolves into tres equis guy

2026-01-26 19:22

madrobot

Harrison Ford buying airplane parts on temu

2026-01-26 19:22

MeatBear

Half man half cheese

2026-01-26 19:25

Nick Gelwick

Starscream and Hutch

2026-01-26 20:04

nikotopias

That’s an awfully hot coffee mod Should I pound off to GTA, probably not

2026-01-26 20:07

Drizza

Gohan but just rice in gohans gi

2026-01-26 20:09

Theif

Yeah I hydrate Hammer YOUR Dick Raw And Try E-poping

2026-01-26 20:12

Michael Porter

Long John (Travolta) Silver v.s. Short Jane (lynch) Gold

2026-01-26 20:31

Jeremy Allen Fart

If I mudditz

2026-01-26 20:38

Mangoose Prime

Dwight "The General" Manfredi crowns Tulsa's Blue Ribbon Hog Winner

2026-01-26 20:53

Wadachip

Porkbelly bongos only on IHeartRadio

2026-01-26 21:33

flakesofbran09

the 4 carnal directions

2026-01-26 21:47

Zeigeis

Patrick gets Plurbed

2026-01-26 22:02

Zhukov

Cypher, ya like steak?

2026-01-26 22:06

[REDACTED]

'Aaaah, jus'what I taught, I taw a puddy tat'

2026-01-26 22:09

tads_beard

Picard changing it up and asking the computer for "Dr Pepper, hot with lemon" https://youtu.be/Z8S3Ym836ug?t=19

2026-01-26 22:13

TheStankyLemur

An overly specific facebook t-shirt

2026-01-26 23:00

foolishjules

i don't have anything good this week, so here's a picture of my cat that i legally named Salzige https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MiPJULPibOj_3N5xVNDWTGp6sx5TelAu/view?usp=drivesdk

2026-01-26 23:28

Luke Walker

https://www.tiktok.com/@geegeetele/video/7245285848009182490

2026-01-26 23:46

blake_the_butcher

Puka Naccua in his blue suit

2026-01-27 00:04

CUMT

Banjo-Kazooey Deschanel Or Millie Bobby Hill Brown

2026-01-27 00:42

Arty Frost

The contents of the 5 unread messages from Ubisoft sitting in Jacobs Discord

2026-01-27 01:56

Levi Perkins

That’s some pig

2026-01-27 02:46

bozzwick

Admiral ackbar emerging from a blanket VERY expectedly saying his catch phrase 😍

2026-01-27 03:52

sneezetyre

Jar Jar Stinks (the weed dealer)

2026-01-27 04:09

Sundaybest

Matt Damon but he has the “MATT DAMON” puppet face

2026-01-28 13:48

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