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Comment 'Shop 87 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:

2026-02-02 14:00:24

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2026-02

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Do not serve us your prompts until the flesh is blackened and the fat rendered.

Comments

HeyJoshRob

Buck-O-Nine Rings for Mortal Men

2026-02-02 14:01

Ned Ryerson

Long Groundhog

2026-02-02 14:02

James Waters

Truck clitz

2026-02-02 14:05

Baron Sogz

On a bike

2026-02-02 14:05

NRay7882

Elephantitis of the ASAC Schrader

2026-02-02 14:05

goooooooooob

Dan Bon-JINO

2026-02-02 14:05

David Jones

Astrogoblin for straight people

2026-02-02 14:05

Leebos

Pissing like a horse on ketamine

2026-02-02 14:05

Nick Taylor

Chainsmoker (complimentary)

2026-02-02 14:06

DrHankVenture

Dwight “The General” Auto Insurance

2026-02-02 14:06

Joe Bingley

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DToFyZkkhj6/?igsh=d2QxcWx0ejFnd3ln

2026-02-02 14:06

Jimbo Sinbad

Willie Nelson Mandela

2026-02-02 14:06

bats

green norris

2026-02-02 14:07

Jenna Marsh

Hannibal Lecter starts to crack under the pressure while Carmy Berzatto from the Bear shouts at him

2026-02-02 14:07

dangxious

Sandals Last Resort

2026-02-02 14:07

ChucklinNarwhal

ACAB's fables

2026-02-02 14:07

Rullagan

Sow tools

2026-02-02 14:07

Sundaybest

“Gapes, Together, Strong!”

2026-02-02 14:08

Kassa_Worry

Stream sniper: Chris Kyle drowns in a river (hot)

2026-02-02 14:08

stushow

Give them Hey Arnold head surgery

2026-02-02 14:08

jstowe18

Kirkmet the Frog

2026-02-02 14:08

Haste

Ron Jeremy Renner

2026-02-02 14:08

Terence Wiggins

Pudditz of Dudditz

2026-02-02 14:08

Big Binky

Joey Chestnut pounding back ortolan birds in full view of god

2026-02-02 14:08

Anne Chovy

Tucked Everlasting

2026-02-02 14:08

Arty Frost

Emperor Palpatine shitting himself in the middle of the Senate

2026-02-02 14:09

Kyle Koehler

Don Knotts crucified for the Apple Dumpling Gang crimes

2026-02-02 14:09

Levi Perkins

Mel Gibby-son (gibby from icarly)

2026-02-02 14:09

Zorg

chewbacca so sad he crows

2026-02-02 14:09

Levi Perkins

I just miss the beaver jokes

2026-02-02 14:09

SteveR

Willy Wonka's Jizzy Fisting drinks

2026-02-02 14:09

Paper Crane

Poundhog Day

2026-02-02 14:09

NukeWarm

Busty Baywatch Na'vi

2026-02-02 14:10

Laurits Mikkelsen

Patrick Brown being physically restrained from taking up another white moustache hobby.

2026-02-02 14:10

stumpchuggins

Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants! Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Me bequeathed thee the psychopathological hand-you-downs. So you're the one who stained them. Whoever found it, browned it! You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late. You snoze, you loze. You sleeped, you weeped. You nappa, you get slappa! You slumber, a cucumber! You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

2026-02-02 14:10

Sean Banne

Phat Ass White Guy

2026-02-02 14:10

Mickey_da_bee

Give it to us raw and wriggling (sexy gollum)

2026-02-02 14:10

QuickstrikeTRU

While greedily devouring a burger I thought: "I'd be considered a pig myself if not for THESE THUMBS" in a Calculon kinda voice.

2026-02-02 14:10

Sean Banne

Sorry I was doibg knife hits cerveza cristal what was the question

2026-02-02 14:11

Bailey ate all the beans

The administrations apology for Hannibal being in the Epstein Files

2026-02-02 14:11

Andi Platts

Amos Burton gets confused and kills the inventor of the Epstein Drive

2026-02-02 14:11

kjultra

Indiana Jonestown and the Ascension to Heaven

2026-02-02 14:11

Winther

Leia's superman scene, but it's Don Vito.

2026-02-02 14:11

Nat Schwarz

Ferengi Podcasters

2026-02-02 14:12

foolishjules

i don't have anything good this week, so to make up for it, here's a picture of my cat, Salzige https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MiPJULPibOj_3N5xVNDWTGp6sx5TelAu/view?usp=drivesdk

2026-02-02 14:13

audrey

egg mcfuckin

2026-02-02 14:13

TateTM

https://youtu.be/Fx0mtH00aUo?si=AFzOxYEAprX0De-b

2026-02-02 14:13

Nicky__J

Char said to remind her about the baleen surgery

2026-02-02 14:13

grunglemint tea

chud ewok rolls coal in lifted at-st

2026-02-02 14:13

Jamnsteff

Tulsa King of Carrot Flowers pts. 2 & 3

2026-02-02 14:13

Nat

Let Charlotte do whatever fucked up shit she's been wanting to do in a comment shop for ages

2026-02-02 14:13

Cowboy Baby

Patrick wearing a Kangol

2026-02-02 14:13

Drew Wagner

Jimmy Steward of Gondor

2026-02-02 14:14

Johnald90

The Incredible Mr. Limpet's Limpdick

2026-02-02 14:14

Beach Barn

Midi-Chlorians are stored in the balls

2026-02-02 14:14

Bigworthless

The Iron Sheik's Lung

2026-02-02 14:14

Drizza

Fellowship of the ring cast but it is featuring actors you’ve referenced (stellan, sly etc)

2026-02-02 14:14

Zen Window

Plo Goon's Jedi Masturbator

2026-02-02 14:14

Winther

And no one opens the airlock.

2026-02-02 14:15

Cormac Lynch

They delved too greedily and too deep in my ass

2026-02-02 14:15

Paul

Grond Jeremy

2026-02-02 14:15

Nick Broussard

California sober vs Florida sober

2026-02-02 14:15

Nick Barnes

The picture big Jim took with his nurses after his big trucking accident (like that one Jeremy renner picture)

2026-02-02 14:16

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Gollum finally visits the dentist (not good)

2026-02-02 14:16

Joe Pastier

Indiana Jones - "That's the cuck of a carpenter."

2026-02-02 14:16

Nikeandmickey

Mayor McCheese getting his Aryan Brotherhood tattoos covered up

2026-02-02 14:16

Rocksteady

Sow x Varang, Valentine's Day date

2026-02-02 14:16

ChungusBungus

Greg Bovino, Dan Bongino and Gina Carano get human centipeded by Dr. Tapsy and fed gahg

2026-02-02 14:16

Mr Bean's Dad

7ft tall Vern Troyer is the point guard for the 76ers

2026-02-02 14:17

Rory Vespasian

Nude Jackin-it City

2026-02-02 14:17

jjolly

The NFT Marketplace (nice fucking throats)

2026-02-02 14:18

Region_Locked

Chief miles O'brien snaps and transports that prick Riker into space

2026-02-02 14:18

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Madison’s Square Garden (Vaginoplasty GONE WRONG)

2026-02-02 14:18

Bazzgooz

Ewok fried rice

2026-02-02 14:18

PepperNeedsNewShorts

Pod Racing injury support group sponsored by Phil Margeras Terrarium Emporium.

2026-02-02 14:19

Peter

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRDSQ8bF/

2026-02-02 14:19

Diamond Duck

Just add Chewbacca getting crushed by that moon, from the comics

2026-02-02 14:20

tore

Skeen Latifah Sheev Harvey Eedy Murphy Happy black history month

2026-02-02 14:20

bgibblesfan42069

Florida sober is whippits only

2026-02-02 14:20

Zachary Wulf

Phantom Menace but the Trade Fed is CHOAM and Stellen plays Watto

2026-02-02 14:20

Beach Barn

I am not ready for this

2026-02-02 14:21

TGIFibromyalgia

Death Battle: Travis the Ape v. Kristi Noem

2026-02-02 14:21

Pighokey

Tulsa Truck Simulator

2026-02-02 14:22

Rolling614

Do you think Captain Planet cares about the other ones or just this one?

2026-02-02 14:22

apenapenapen

Stellan, Ska’s Guard

2026-02-02 14:23

J Jedi Jameson

Jacob opens his Star Wars themed vape bar; the Jekk'Jekk Tarr

2026-02-02 14:24

Josh VanValkenburg

https://youtu.be/dRd_vZT6zPY

2026-02-02 14:25

Zachary Wulf

Skeev Palpatine

2026-02-02 14:25

Chimp Steinham

3 Jimmy Stewarts reading photoshop prompts

2026-02-02 14:25

Attempted_Mustache

Freak-off: Frank (Hellraiser) vs. Frank (Blue Velvet)

2026-02-02 14:26

Donovan

Arnold Palmer wins the 1964 Masters; of Teras Kasi

2026-02-02 14:26

Bryan Weiss

Lot lizard molting

2026-02-02 14:27

Chaz Surfboard

Savory water ice flavors.

2026-02-02 14:27

bgibblesfan42069

Astrogoblin bring your child to work day (revealing Patrick's son is actually just a ventriloquist puppet modeled after him)

2026-02-02 14:27

volkor316

Amuro W.K vs Creed Aznable

2026-02-02 14:27

Clickery21

Smoking my favorite book

2026-02-02 14:28

Vette Warlock

What kind of nonsense is this? Put me in the goonsesh and not make me a Master? its never been done in the history of the jedi, its insulting

2026-02-02 14:28

Cheesy

Hercules in New Jack City.

2026-02-02 14:29

Cheesy

soooo joe rogan?

2026-02-02 14:30

Tonkatsu

Groundsow Day

2026-02-02 14:31

NSW3

Patrick clawing his way out of a fat hog sack, Ace Ventura style

2026-02-02 14:32

slashx00

The Bourne Gender Identity

2026-02-02 14:32

Beach Barn

In space, no one can hear you abudabu gandadint gav beer annin aahgahtago

2026-02-02 14:33

Diamond Duck

It will 100% be another person in an ape body with fucked up arms

2026-02-02 14:33

scott Lamont

Rip (and) Torn, until it is done

2026-02-02 14:33

RexNeminis

The image's main subject is critically failing a Quick Time Event.

2026-02-02 14:34

Brian

Teppanyaki chef Steven Seagal

2026-02-02 14:34

Zachary Wulf

Thirty Seconds to Mars Guo

2026-02-02 14:34

Dil-the-Spider

Lots of casual Bible fans think Onan was pounding heavy but really he was just practicing coitus interuptus. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coitus_interruptus

2026-02-02 14:34

Ribby

Play Swordle now

2026-02-02 14:36

Brady Hoffman

One of the thumb people from Spy Kids but it’s Oppo Rancisis’ thumb

2026-02-02 14:36

bgibblesfan42069

One of the reasons he wouldn't let Elon come over is he kept calling it that

2026-02-02 14:37

Greg

https://youtu.be/1waDIrtQb2M?si=Q_FWn3n-EHGP-gQD

2026-02-02 14:37

Madeline Alright

They tried to make me go to Riyadh but I said "No, no, no"

2026-02-02 14:39

Katey506

Markiplier taking a photo in the iron lung and in the ocean of blood is Ralph Fiennes and the boner temple

2026-02-02 14:40

fluffylonghair

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPu7RdMjjX0 115 prompts in 39 minutes is crazy

2026-02-02 14:40

SaltyVigilante

Silence, crinking machine! HOOJIBIAN BLAST

2026-02-02 14:40

Matilda Jereza

Post the prompt post at a random time and close it after 1 hour

2026-02-02 14:41

Totally

Mar-a-Lego face

2026-02-02 14:41

Hauntlink

Stephen Root-ie fresh and fruity

2026-02-02 14:42

liam

Quark Sinclair

2026-02-02 14:42

Goob Prengis

the last alliance of stellan's selves

2026-02-02 14:43

JivetheSuperTurkey

Iron Lung red carpet premier but Markiplier is in a real iron Lung

2026-02-02 14:43

bgibblesfan42069

Jesus Christ it's They-son Bourne

2026-02-02 14:44

D Money 91

https://youtube.com/shorts/rgjHgFg1zRc?si=PcT_wk7hBy8nvuyL

2026-02-02 14:45

José

Elon Sleazebaggano

2026-02-02 14:48

Free Will

Alas, a butter less man!

2026-02-02 14:48

SoaringSmith

The Jimmies from Bone Temple but they’re based on Jimmy Stewart

2026-02-02 14:48

Ethan Quist

Oh look! Jacob is in cosplay as an entirely culturally accurate filipino cowboy!

2026-02-02 14:51

Mike Rapin

American Cuck Simulator

2026-02-02 14:53

Garry

Lot Lizard Simulator 2001

2026-02-02 14:54

Nibblonians

MrBeastiality

2026-02-02 14:55

Tariq Moustapha

Jabba's colonoscopy.

2026-02-02 15:00

PhdWiz

Iron Clunge

2026-02-02 15:03

Kevin Calamity

P T Bar-Bum Fights presented by Dr. SiPhillis

2026-02-02 15:03

Gwendolyn Valerie

a meaty slapping

2026-02-02 15:03

Colinfixates

help everyone in this denny's looks like Ron Perlman's character from The Name of the Rose (I'm still getting pancakes)

2026-02-02 15:04

Joby Zebavich

https://youtu.be/OV9lzsV_k6M?si=RMGjv01yEXdJYlms

2026-02-02 15:06

Freddy Ray

One of those crazy tanuki statues but it's Qui Gon Jin

2026-02-02 15:08

Nautical Nonsense

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTHDXDFgM_a/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

2026-02-02 15:08

dodie omg

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMD126lRSME/?igsh=cjIwcW5pMWFtcTBz

2026-02-02 15:09

Jordan Moses

Yohn of the Dead

2026-02-02 15:10

Daniel Felesina

Astrogoblin Presents: Back Lot Lizard fuck a fan contest!

2026-02-02 15:12

Barden

Dean Chuck Norris

2026-02-02 15:13

lilcczar

Death Battle: Doobie Brothers vs Hall and Oates

2026-02-02 15:16

The idiot formally known as Vinquibus

Patrick's Varang cum tribute.

2026-02-02 15:17

Dr. Balls

https://youtube.com/shorts/WD3u7SPfaoI?si=EYFWEkCONBWPHRvJ

2026-02-02 15:19

VirusWithShoes

Just Patrick as the Jester from Half Sword creepin in the corner

2026-02-02 15:20

Freddy Ray

Build a Hooters in Minecraft

2026-02-02 15:21

Weeping_Willow

Vito (Spatafore)the Hutt with Raab himself as Salacious Crumb posing like Tony with pie oh my

2026-02-02 15:22

Whalebone Jack

Chapless Asses

2026-02-02 15:22

Michael Porter

Forcing Jacob to watch star trek clockwork orange style 👀 https://share.google/images/VysAiREyRIKGtEa5n

2026-02-02 15:23

Lerad

The JOI Cuck Club

2026-02-02 15:30

Joby Zebavich

Same Old Dax, Same old man butt

2026-02-02 15:31

Jarkgur

The Character Assassination of Dollman by the Coward Charlotte Astrogoblin

2026-02-02 15:32

TheWakaEmu117

Not really a prompt but some times when all the little Filipino ladies I work with are yelling at each other in Tagalo sometimes I think it sounds a mix of ewokese and minionese. I want learn this power

2026-02-02 15:34

Kurds Dake

Constable Odo has to raise an abandoned child, but as the child grows, it turns out to be one of the genetic soldiers of the (Dom)inion. The leathal Jem'Shibari.

2026-02-02 15:35

thehobknoblin

Prompt(s) of your choice but make it in GIMP

2026-02-02 15:37

You Can't Spell Assumed Identity without ASS TITY

Alvin and the Chipmunks Take Riyadh

2026-02-02 15:40

Kurds Dake

The (Sub)servient "soldiers" are kept loyal by the addictive "drug", Ketracel-white (rope).

2026-02-02 15:40

Wobs

Hello my friend we creamed again

2026-02-02 15:41

Frank N Gunn

The Hand, Made Stale: Pounding heavy ain't what it once was

2026-02-02 15:51

Jeremy Allen Fart

Dude Hannibal look out! He's gonna eat your penis!!

2026-02-02 15:51

Werner Crankshog

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close and Pretty Gay and Mostly Porn

2026-02-02 15:54

NickIsRadford

"I made my dusty ground a seedless place."

2026-02-02 15:58

Michael Zwez

Johnny Knoxville presents Seed Factor: House of Seed

2026-02-02 15:58

Default_Defect

Weyoun Mar-a-lago face

2026-02-02 15:58

Kevin (Zippy)

Bruce Spence as the Cock of Sauron

2026-02-02 16:06

Gollum Juice

Too Wong Foo Fighters: Thanks for Everything Dave Grohl

2026-02-02 16:08

Tad Chilly

Darth Talon doing bad things to Patrick

2026-02-02 16:16

Tad Chilly

perfect

2026-02-02 16:16

Russell Richardson

The fresh prince of Bag End.

2026-02-02 16:19

redking

Misto gay no want me throw dickus? I dudditz!

2026-02-02 16:22

KittenMittons

Spaceport Trandoshans (Lot Lizards)

2026-02-02 16:26

LittleJohn

The Muppets Take Benghazi

2026-02-02 16:34

Hankenstein

Deflower-ers of the Killer Poon

2026-02-02 16:41

CherRockOperaNOW

Land man ON ICE ⛸️⛸️⛸️

2026-02-02 16:41

thetruesamwise

Elon the lot lizard sheds it's tail in fear

2026-02-02 16:55

Scrapple Roan

jar jarstool sports

2026-02-02 17:01

Mark Cardiff

The Flesh Pits of Bel Air

2026-02-02 17:05

BoromirDies

Endor EDM party, hosted by DJ Logray. Leia is rolling on Molly

2026-02-02 17:08

InternetDude19

A live ewok strapped to the grill of a semi like an ornament

2026-02-02 17:09

ChillyVanilly

Darth Revanrend Horton hears a huwhat?

2026-02-02 17:19

NRay7882

He got the leg lengthing surgery

2026-02-02 17:20

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Vin Diesel in the married Uncle Fester fit from Addams Family Values.

2026-02-02 17:25

Ezrah

Three men trying to get a steak dinner

2026-02-02 17:26

Plausible Deniability

Palpatine shits himself during press conference.

2026-02-02 17:27

♥☭Puppy☭♥

breeding accident in pig olympics, medals revoked in disgrace

2026-02-02 17:28

Gandalf's Big Naturals

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTxns-7Djpd/?img_index=5&igsh=MTdzNnk2b2hhOXRseg==

2026-02-02 17:32

Hornk

The Ryan Hailey Building and Loan

2026-02-02 17:39

Powersfrombeyond

Bane big guy pants okay

2026-02-02 17:43

Zhukov

Shaq and Charles Barkley on the Jedi Council

2026-02-02 17:44

BUYDJMAXRESPECT

The House That Jack Didn't Build

2026-02-02 17:48

Johnny Apple Beef

Johnny Apple Beef

2026-02-02 17:55

Wadachip

Hugo Weaving is The Haggis Pie Baron

2026-02-02 17:58

Jon Sapp

I just know it's $12.39

2026-02-02 18:00

Bailey Yeager

Stellan sighting near end https://youtu.be/qS5R4JImMZ0?si=dPDgQYMiEkSdS56C

2026-02-02 18:03

Chicofriend

Anus McPoopy Butthole Face

2026-02-02 18:05

Charlotte Em

Hockey Puck (fey)

2026-02-02 18:07

Velociraptor Claws

the man who walked up a hill and came.

2026-02-02 18:07

Wally's Worst

Zam Wesell Trump

2026-02-02 18:08

nicktelecast .

Meryl Streep with big naturals

2026-02-02 18:13

Bruce Wallenquest

You, me, Dupree and Ketamine

2026-02-02 18:16

SCOTT P

https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/s/ZdWH3cHdaK

2026-02-02 18:20

jack stewart

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUCrv6OEWUY/?igsh=MWZxdDYybHAzN2M0YQ==

2026-02-02 18:27

Women B Shoppin

Jesus H. Macy's cross is eaten by the Spinosaurus.

2026-02-02 18:27

parliament cigarettes

patrick goes to tijuana

2026-02-02 18:29

Raggles

https://youtu.be/u51OxZF1ltI?si=wsxOKMiU3yPfuOjA

2026-02-02 18:35

LeroyOctopus

Alternate version of last week's prompt: Drake & Hieronymus Bosch.

2026-02-02 18:37

Greg Hinde

Christian Star Wars, featuring Bible Fortuna.

2026-02-02 18:39

Glup Shiddo

Jake Paula Poundstone

2026-02-02 18:50

Galactic Factotum

bibs for tunas

2026-02-02 18:50

Ground Control

Archaeologists discover THE dusty ground

2026-02-02 18:52

Dic_Gibbler

12 Angry Mennonites

2026-02-02 18:54

Miauchanto

Do something with the screenshots you have

2026-02-02 19:23

Claustrophobia

https://youtu.be/USZMVz-Ez08?t=20

2026-02-02 19:29

HughJaneous

Punxsutawney Phil Margera

2026-02-02 19:29

stumpchuggins

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUKkeHgEZ7h/?igsh=MXkwanV4N2h2czJjZA==

2026-02-02 19:30

Zen Window

PRAY WANNAH WANGAH

2026-02-02 19:37

Maxwell

I HAVE SHIT THE PANTS OF PEOPLE I WILL NEVER KNOW

2026-02-02 19:48

Rigatoni

Mr. Potter tries to aquire Hogwarts during the great depression

2026-02-02 20:38

Trigar Hunter

Gimp My Ride

2026-02-02 20:52

[REDACTED]

Werner She/Herzog's 'Aguirre, the Wrath of Goddess'

2026-02-02 22:53

Dr. Deagle

Bob the builder with a bob and a mini

2026-02-02 23:03

Greg Hinde

Dell Guy: "Dude, you're getting a cuck chair!"

2026-02-02 23:50

Quinton Miller

https://youtube.com/shorts/2g3xrajCEKw?si=_s8qEuSwFVo1KL3N

2026-02-03 00:06

Steven Andrews

Kowakian monkey lot lizard

2026-02-03 00:49

Jesus Christ, no relation

Patrick working at Costco with witch from Weapons, Large Marge from Pee-Wee, etc. Just a real nightmare cast.

2026-02-03 20:54

Jamie MacDonald

max rebo men - starring saw gerrera and whoever jude law was on that disney plus star show

2026-02-04 02:25

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