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Comment ‘Shop 91 Prompt (SAVE YOUR LINKS) (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-02 20:03:44
Imported:
2026-03

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Give us your most succulent prompts, but please HOLD ON TO YOUR LINKS. Those will be sorely needed for something new.

Comments

Leebos

this quality of Look-At-Me-Being-So-Totally-Open-And-Sincere-I-Rise-Above-The-Whole-Disingenuous-Posing-Process-Of-Attracting-Someone-,-And-I-Transcend-The-Common-Disingenuity-In-A-Bar-Heard-In-A-Particularly-Hip-And-Witty-Self-Aware-Way-,-And-If-You-Will-Let-Me-Pick-You-Up-I-Will-Not-Only-Keep-Being-This-Wittily,-Transcendently-Open-,-But-Will-Bring-You-Into-This-World-Of-Social-Falsehood-Transcendence

Sean Banne

How to Train Your Cuckold

slashx00

Breaking Benjamin Button

Women B Shoppin

Dude, Liam! You made water on your pants!

Matthew Brady

Law and Order: Special Ohey Unit.

stushow

The Passion of the Boy Shaped Robot

Winther

Pokemon Pound & Heavy

Felix Forrester

Forrest Plump (does the other pingpong sport)

Bumpo Tungus

Nintendogs but it's the crucifixtion of Jesus

Kyle Koehler

Show us the average Astrogoblin fan’s reaction to not being allowed to post links on the prompt

Maxwell

The Soggy Bottom Boys find themselves facing the Gom Jabbar

Joe Bingley

Jacob carried away by ants at the Astrogoblin Picnic

Anne Chovy

Whippin’ Shitty’s in Port Knot City

SCOTT P

I took a shit in Ibiza

Kyall

I Lovitz

Vilani99

[Bane Voice] You’ll just have to imagine the Duddits!

Cormac Lynch

Patrick Brown 1984 Washington Redskins rookie card (ungraded)

Drew Wagner

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (the Star Wars collab)

Winther

Aka the the goblins as starters

Rich Pearsall

Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Chris Farley

VirusWithShoes

Lord Bullingdon, in view of Mr. Lyndon having spilt his seed upon the dusty ground, do you now consider that you have received satisfaction?

LLPaulJay

Oh shit I coveted my Skywalker soup all over my B'omarr monk action figure

Tonkatsu

Melanea, Goddess of Rot

Wakman145

Spilling links upon the dusty ground

Zippy

Orange James "The Juice" Simpson

Alexander

Gary Busey’s Holodeck Holiday Bonanza

Kyle Koehler

How’d you know his favorite team??

Baron Sogz

If i was to covet anyone, Mr frodo, it would have been her

Megan G

Clown to Clown Communication

TheyCallMeCrisp

No full idea, just make sure Phil "Smorgasbord" O'Reilly is there

Barden

greasy Dug footjob

Glup Shiddo

The First Breath You Take After You Give Up Gooning

Donald Mahanahan

Astrogoblin uses their beherit and meets the God Hand (Catholic)

Hauntlink

Patrick, but it’s the only time he does want the recording to stop.

Ethan

Pinky and the Stink

NRay7882

Forrest Gump is this week's Fear Factor: House of Fear champion

dangxious

Mystery Mennonites

Mothman

R2-D2 giving C-3PO some tubular, barrel shaped dome.

jesse gax

The goblins learn their secret Mormon temple names

jack stewart

Astrogoblin sponsored ED medication "for when you need to quickly covet"

John

Padwock Bwon play bodhran drum

Katey506

Woody Harrelson announcing himself supreme chancellor in the Senate chamber, but he’s making an ass of himself and all the senators are members of Sag Aftra

Nat Schwarz

billy zane's long halftime walk

Gandalf's Big Naturals

Patrick visited by three Ghosts of Employment Past, Present, and Future, and coming back to hate comment shop even more.

Haste

Chris Kyle Katarn

bgibblesfan42069

"What, Still here? Hand it over, that thing, that dark character Riddick" - Slave Knight Gael Boetticher

Pablo

ben kinglsey in gandhi

Ribby

Gary Bussy

Iris

A being perfectly evolved to survive a Charlotte idea

David Jones

A’sharad Hetterosexual becomes Darth Strayt

Beach Barn

The Worlds most expensive tshirt

liam

Char 2, don’t do that

CallMeAl

Human CentiCreed

Nikeandmickey

Babu Frik discovers HGH (I deleted the link cause I didn’t read the prompt)

Nat

A sick ewok

jim nope

taller horse

Alfy Red

Nobata Wanga Nenoleeya pizzas Ta hutt (no one out pizzas the hutt)

Beepo Monkeyboy

My Winter Car: New York Blizzard Edition

Iris

(Maybe it's even a Patrick shop for some added stink)

Bazzgooz

Very big horsey :)

NotTallest

James Spader's Blacklist Emporium

vincenzo

Charlotte running a bodega that Jacob is stealing from and Patrick is the bodega cat.

Brady Hoffman

Some Jack Links Sausage Links because you gotta have some sorta links here

RobbieRotten

Mpreg Vehicular Manslaughter

NukeWarm

Jim Carry in the Mask (1994) putting on mask of Jim Carry's new face (2026)

boshudio

Jacob the cuck instead of jabba the hutt

Lerad

The Incredulity of Saint Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Joby Zebavich

Neelix in Insane Clown Posse face

Wil Kyle

diddler on the roof

SteveR

Burp Fart'lya

Eric Diaz

Patrick's slutty naked upper lip

SteveR

This might be my dumbest prompt yet.

QuickstrikeTRU

Piccolo from DBZ "SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!!"

Toronto Gosh

Tim Teebo, Ewokterback of the Vjun Broncos

Bigworthless

Astrogoblin confirmed Richard Link Later fans

Orfantal

James Earl Jones other characters transforming into snakes.

Walter

cock reveal

NRay7882

🔔 (I deleted the shame cause you deleted the link)

Shamus McNulty

Sebulba falls on hard times after retiring from Pod Racing.

boshudio

Michael Vicks pokemon fight club

Nick Taylor

Holovid me like one of your nemoidian girls

Joe Gottli

The Olive Gar-din Djarin (When Grogu, you're family)

NSW3

Gungan style Yakuza back tattoo

Dr. Balls

This Machine Sucks Fascists

Malm

Orangutan titties

Jay Peri

Astrogoblin commits arson burning the Roosterteeth building as a little treat.

Andi Platts

Prisons and Patricks; Char-ovia and The Curse of Jacob

Beach Barn

Patrick - Fire Charlotte - Water Jacob - Grass

Peter

Salacious B. Peterson

Kiefer

jacob as the Final Girl

PumaHands

A ship, a cup, a ship… a speeder

Q-nut

Gimme dat sticky icky y’heard

Donovan Nolan

Trunk Monkey but its Trunk Teebo

Wobs

Please ask Charlotte to make it even smaller than usual

Brad Stan

All of my nights i'm chasin' Pats

heartajack

The Defenestration of Patrick (Catholic)

Raggles

Jake "the muss" Fett (you guys won't get it but a girl can dream)

Laurits Mikkelsen

When Charlotte takes a bite of the white fish salad and her eyes roll over white.

Dr. Deagle

Mazda Miyata the Hutt

Mickey_da_bee

Timmy Tuner's Testicular Torsion Trouble! (The drake bell version)

Charlotte Em

All new gameshow titled: Please give mice to me.

Hankenstein

"You best start believin' in gender bending fanfics, Mister Swan, YOU'RE IN ONE."

Jay Peri

Patrick being really excited and engaged in reading all the prompts.

Posselito

28 years later the bone temple but it’s that weird comic “Bone” I got at the scholastic book fair

Tomfoolery

How to covet your neighbour's wife in 10 days

Colinfixates

The Muppets discover they have bones

Rigatoni

1 Stormtrooper vs. 20 Rebels Jubilee video

TateTM

"By the time I looked down, I had boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, and was banished"

JRMX

Thank You for Smoking Sherm DVD cover.

BoromirDies

New Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Colonel Miles Quaritch: "heard you landed in the whomping willow, that was some mean bush"

Akshay

charlie kirk horse cramp

Jay Peri

Time traveler gave Cavemen drugs, Cavemen smoking crack.

NickIsRadford

Emperor Palpatine’s New Groove

LittleJohn

Darth Tenebrous's bris

Nick Plummer

Salacious B. Crumb‘s succulent Sarlacc Pit

PhdWiz

Monsignor Hawg

Mike

like just a really big fella

Tre Garcia

Gay jar-jar dose 9-11

Kurds Dake

Riker does the prestige with Thomas so he can plow Deanna and also be a captain.

Rolling614

Do you need a snack honey? It’s almost lunch time…..

eano

Wifey, Me and Dupree

Tank3875

Gash of the Tit-ans

Paul

Babu O'Frikley

Russell Richardson

Neo Mishears Morpheus, so he thinks everyone is real big into ZionISM.

Clickery21

JarJar failed the background check to buy a gun

Black Text

Rotta the Hutt on Muscle Beach

Tank3875

Stinky gives some Brain

Mangoose Prime

Lightning McQueen attempts to end it all by self-sucking his exhaust.

Leila BoUr

the rocky balboa picture show

ChungusBungus

Han walks in on Lando butt chugging colt 45

Failstate

Dagobah Tech is Prager U

Lerad

OUT HERE ON JAKKU

Gollum Juice

Ethan Hawke from Blue Moon in the Mos Eisley cantina

Vull and Noid

Broke: Astropodlin' Bespoke: AstroMoggin'

Zen Window

Big Trouble In Little Vagina

Zippy

Radical

bgibblesfan42069

elon mid-jump wearing a tshirt that says this with an arrow pointing up

Jon Sapp

Mike Lindell's bath tissue for men

nikotopias

Auto(mobile)fellatio

Talia P

Crip Walk to the Hazbin Hotel OST

Nick Gelwick

Patrick but he's actually happy in this video

Hypnoctopi

Jacob binge watching the Stargate franchise out of spite

Knifesquid

Death Battle: Tarfful vs Tarpals

Free Will

Andrew U.K's. Party Rock masterpiece "I got Got"

Free Will

It does the trick... Every time!

Bruce Wallenquest

Journey to the center of Shia LaBeoufs dirty hole.

Kassa_Worry

Learning to bust in a new and exciting way

Sea Hag

Last known photo of Pious O'Myous Brown, c.1847

Tariq Moustapha

The Ryan Dunn/Paul Walker invitational drag race.

LeKa

Holylandman

tore

You shall be known as Darth.... Mater

Will Rahlmann

Sheev Irwin: Sith Crocodile Hunter

Blade J

The plight of living below a kick streamers apartment. A cautionary tale.

The Left Page

I’ve been hanging onto “Watt Tamborine”

Chaz Surfboard

Yuuzhan Vong bio hacking influencers

Jesus Christ, no relation

Romcom where Jacob + Patrick independently get lured into a ‘gay for pay’ / ‘tricked into gay porn’ and sparks (+ ropes) fly

Mason

(in yoda voice) "good to drive, I am. only a few beers tonight, I have had."

bSharks

Cry Havoc! And let loose the NintenDogs of War!!

Leebos

🫶

Dew Ritos

Bumpus’s hawg ruins Christmas dinner

jstowe18

I’m dumb and can’t read and posted a link so I deserve a lashing. How many Hail Mary's?

Cheesy

“Dude, you’re getting a BBL”

James Waters

Promisedlandman (Billy-Bob wearing tefillin)

Nick Barnes

Dude Beansie look out! Pretzi has a gun!

Dr. Balls

Is that a Them Crooked Vultures pull?

[REDACTED]

Being reassured that it's okay that you shit yourself in public.

[REDACTED]

'Pretzi got a gun' a-la Aerosmith

Wadachip

The hottest new children board game “Don’t PoP Daddy!”

Ryan F

Ben Quadriplegic-naros

jimbo_jambo

The Country Bears talk politics

Garry

BBW (Big Beautiful Wampas)

Qreature

Set in the world of Bosch

Mitch

The Bye Bye Boy

Hungryish

Cassian Andor touches Yabba

TheWakaEmu117

AT-RT (All Terrain Rope Thrower)

Skuggles

Build a better Ewok.

Hunter Christensen

technical challenge: use any of the previous 90 finished shops images or only images already saved, or dont and say you did, that would work too.

Theif

I hold on on to my links till I hyper

Sten

I have never spilled on the dusty ground before, I have no seed for it