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Comment 'Shop 92 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-09 15:00:21
Imported:
2026-03

Content

Grind up yer prompt, present the offal, and we'll mix it wif some milk an' fish scales.

Comments

Fish Guy

Blade's mentor, Piss Pisstofferson

Cheesy

“Woke up this morning, Got yourself some cum”

Baron Sogz

The flattest oyster I've ever seen

The Left Page

The next live service that’ll last less than a week

ChungusBungus

Paulie Chestnut eats 83 gabagool provolone & vinegar pepper sandwiches

dangxious

The Carnality of Darth Plagueis the Wide

Kyle Koehler

Idk but make it controversial. There hasn’t been enough drama on the channel

jack stewart

I dunno something to do with star wars

Glup Shiddo

Hillary Potter and the Consulate of Fire

Daniel Felesina

Give me a comment shop with gabagool, provolone, and vinegar peppers. Bushmeat on the side

SCOTT P

Mark if you see this i forgot my house key

Tonkatsu

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Blowing

Arty Frost

Around the hoes a perimeter create

jstowe18

Bilbo Moggins

slashx00

If you give a mouse The Nookie

Charlotte Em

C-3P0 discovers West Hollywood

Josh

Dee Reynolds playing basketball while crying (i.e. Hoop Dee Weep)

Danny Thrasher

Woody Allen vs. Predator (I took Patrick’s note)

Joby Zebavich

Fathom this… glimpse my balls upon thy chin!

Chicofriend

The He/Himdalorian and Gro/Gu

Leebos

Astrogoblin manifesto coverpage

Chip Clip

Pete Hegseth’s Alchemical Dependency

Ryan

Blade’s mom, Miss Misstofferson

JRMX

A really long Jawa

Alex Taveras

Wad Wen, the evil, fatter, and more openly italian version of Mad Men

GoodPostReilly

The Last Supper but it’s all Cantina Creatures

Rolling614

Mother Teresa Caputo

Claire Myers

What if a guy was made of jeans.

stushow

Death of a Blind Beef Salesman

HeyJoshRob

Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Grassy Knoll.

NSW3

there was a wonder emporium here it's gone now (Mr. Magorium's Silent Hill)

Seth Heder

Hooptie weep-ing angels (Idk how to spell that)

Iris

James corden ewok traffic flash mob

Nick Barnes

Trumps newest DHS secretary Crusty gnome

porkimer

Pauly Shore and Encino man weezing the juice from a Thala-Siren

Step

"We shot Phil into the sun" (Sunshine style)

Nautical Nonsense

George Lucas as Forrest Kaysen watching Patrick destroy that USC garden

QuickstrikeTRU

Logo for crypto coin Astrogoblin will use for the first annual "crypto rugpull" on the audience

Iris

This feels like someones sleeper activation phrase

Suzanne, a goblin

Patrick animorphs into a horse, who then morphs into the Megazord with Charlotte as the Power Sword, and there's LOTS of sandwiches

Zippy

Make 'em blue

Brian

A goon called Mikey “No Likey” Lazonya

Meatshelly

The Old Man and the Seed

Zorba Soprano

Armin ‘Glimmer Man’ starring Steven Seagal

Alexander

Kristi Noem and Major Biden fight in the thunderdome* *sponsored by polymarket

LeKa

Can you add some british food?

Nat

A sick Patrick

apenapenapen

The Real Housewives of Endor

Failstate

Jus' wat I thought, this witch is Hermoine

Mike Rapin

Grippin' & Rippin': Merry & Pippen

BiggerBen

"Meesa God, meesa God, why have you forsaken Meesa."

Scrapple Roan

Self-administered massage parlour

Johnald90

RoadKraft (a vehicle that lays cheese slices on the ground)

A Kitty Cat

Logray enters the royal rumble

Bazzgooz

The Skarsgard hive

Mike Iommi

McDonalds CEO tries double salt licorice

Failstate

Got a good crumb

Dustin Willis

A guy could be just two lizards.

Connor Dilk

The Mandalorian and Grok

Rocksteady

Quaritch's mean Bushmeat

Jamnsteff

Detective Chris Benoit Blanc solves a double-murder suicide

Beach Barn

Queer Eye for the Max Hass

Joe Pastier

Hans Gruber interrogates Mr. Takashi69

Nikeandmickey

The Official Astrogoblin Fox Tossing League

NukeWarm

Jim Hawkins singing “Something Better” from Muppet Treasure Island for Simon Cowell

OutlawTwelve

David Gaba-Grohl, Provolone, and Vinegar Peppers.

Clickery21

Doing the doctor strange astral projection thing to George Lucas and a thousand glups shittos come out

Haste

Adam Sandler's Moby Click

tigerhawk66

The great Sheetz invasion of Wawa land

John

Invisible T-Rex from M.A.N.T.I.S.

Gollum Juice

Wallace and Crom-it (grant me cheese)

Sorcha

Toadhog (Roadhog)

Mason

Lucasfilm presents Reddington Tails

Vull and Noid

"ONE two THREE four - This is HOW FAST TIME GOES BY - Where is DALTON - Looks like this Roadhouse is MINE"

Vilani99

Lando going out like Howie Uncut Gems

Ribby

Patrick goes on a WeGovy bender

Dr. Balls

Psalms For The Deaf, can’t even hear it

bgibblesfan42069

New astrogoblin merch: $75 Charlotte "This Smells Like My Nectar" candle

RexNeminis

Jizz-maxxing with Max Rebo

Ethan

Ernest goes to the toilet

Peter

Padmé Amygdala

Sean Banne

Power Bottoms for Algernon

Commisar

Ryan Coogler's Malcom X-Files

Minus

Neelix on trial for being in the Epstein files

Q-nut

Big ole cockney fella

jraluark

Star Wars...In Space 🚀

J Jedi Jameson

Angel boys movie poster: "I twink therefore I am."

Walter

Hootie and the Blow Bang

Peter

"Hunter? My goodness, you've grown", "So have you, grown more beautiful... for an eldritch horror, I mean."

Rigatoni

Corporate says that Astrogoblin needs a new mascot. One that will make the viewers pound heavy

Quaz4

The spud king Tony Galati vs the potato board. Please look this guy up.

BawbGood

Sniper Elite: Dallas 1963 DLC

eano

cultivating hog mass

Wobs

George Lucas creates the first white action movie

Barden

Amanaman's first Holy Communion

BoromirDies

On this next edition of fast food CEOs trying their own food: from beyond the grave, Herman Cain rises from hell itself to try his own Godfathers Pizza!!!!

Lerad

Babu Denkirk

KittenMittons

Satisfactorily Silent and Credibly Far

vincenzo

Kristi Noem on vacation in Puerto Vallarta (she has some free time now)

Lerad

What if a jeans was made out of guy

NickIsRadford

Mr. Wonderium's Paul Orndorffium

Paul

Gaymond 'Bred' Breddington

PrinceRobot

Love it or List It: Star Wars Edition

CardboardBrains

The Assassination of The Pinoy Kid by the Predator Neil Gaiman

Tre Garcia

Steve Bannon turning into that blob thing at the end of Akira

Mackenzie DeMello

The full culinary trifecta Charlotte nectar Jacob bullion Granulated Patrick

Zen Window

Everybody Loves Blaine The Mono

Winther

White Fish Bowl torture

Michael donovan

RFK's diet pyramid but its all salted licorice

NPM

Astrogoblin Poke Bowl with special sauce

Shakey Jakey

Agent Dale Cooper, 11:30, my birthday, now entering Shrimp City Beach.

sneezetyre

Liver queen being served a feast of beast

liam

Robot shaped boy

SaltyVigilante

the biggest ortolan songbird ive ever seen

Dr. Deagle

Naboo's Basketball team led by LeGungan James

Pablo

george constanza huge nips

Totally

The actual three new starter Pokémon

Wilfredo

Drunk Shia LaBeouf terrorizes Bright Tree Village

tore

(Babu) Frick every night

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Upcoming Gollum films. The Hunt for Gollum, Gollum Goes to Camp, Gollum Goes to Jail, Gollum Scared Stupid, Gollum Wilder: Freshman Year, etc.

Garry

Ground Round and pound

Noobity

Bangbros presents: not so lil Debbie taking a load of salacious' crumb cake

Matthew Brady

Jacob as Oy from the Dark Tower.

Matthew Brady

Weesa gonna do poppers and get loaded!

Russell Richardson

Darmak and jalad, balls heavy with seed. Shaka, mouth open on the dusty ground.

Doty

Happy Mikkelsen Productions

[REDACTED]

A Vampire Weekend at Bernie's type.

[REDACTED]

Vs. White Baby Grinch

Colinfixates

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with The Gay Agenda

Bumpo Tungus

Episode 3 Darth Vader transformation scene and Palpetine preforms an adult bris on Anakin

bobdole

Darth Vader being re-circumcised after Mustafar.

Ben Christoforides

Chris Cornell spilling his seed upon the dusty sound garden

Drew Wagner

Walter “Ketracel” White

Yoko Tres

Captain planet is poly with the plants of our solar system. Captain planet not Captain earth.

Kurds Dake

Captain Picard in 10 Forward: "You know, back when I was in the academy, we would finish every goon, with a cum!"

Zeigeis

Yohans Solo

Haste

Or perhaps it is Ahab Sandler

CeeBass

Ewok mating season at their spawning grounds: a semi truck graveyard.

Andrew Q

Gone in 60 minutes

Michael Zwez

The scene from first contact where the Borg graft skin onto data but it’s on his dilly

kjultra

Jim Haray Carrey

Scrub Beefwood

Eating Du Yafulkee? Du succulent Huttese Yafulkee?

Frank N Gunn

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Cumslinger followed.

Cheesy

no jesus would never spill.

ishmellon

An Italian Werewolf in Tulsa

TateTM

Flat? Monkey? My food this is!

Felix Millar

The torturer Semerian and his sword, Sperminus Est.

Paper Crane

Mads, Sads, and Glads Mikkelsen

euan

Where is Rapotwanalantonee? is he safe? is he alright?

August

Shai hallud lebeouff

boshudio

Lapti Nekromancer

jjolly

“Part of the ship part of the crew”-ified Patrick

boshudio

Ned's Declassified Epstein Survival Guide

boshudio

I have no mouth and I must twink

Women B Shoppin

Ricky Gervais, Rosie O'Donnell, and Donny Wahlberg reacting to the Simple Charlotte video. (Her typing)

Jeremy Allen Fart

Pat trick char grift and Jacob get their naughty feet burned by EV-9D9

RobotRonin

Spider Noir but it's Mandy

TheWakaEmu117

AT-RT (All Terrain Rope Thrower)

chilledmonkibrains

The CEO of Dicks, went to a Dicks, stood in line, ordered a delicious Deluxe Dicks burger with some Dicks fries in a nice colorful Dicks bag. When she opened that bag of Dicks? She ate it, the whole thing, the whole Dicks burger....you've never had Dicks until you've had Dicks.

Zhukov

Andor going through Peezos withdrawal

Jay_Bee

The all Star Wars world baseball classic team. (Bonus points for coming up with a Uniform.)

Baxterattack

Astro Goblin gets the Vietras Head Lengthen surgery

Kiefer

astrogoblin as Matrix characters

Wadachip

Patrick the breeder unleashes his brood.

el rio medina

Luke and Obi-wan whipping shitties in a landspeeder

A Kitty Cat

Doctor Lector's Scrandle

Tariq Moustapha

Planet of the Apes starring Phil Margera

Mangoose Prime

Doctor tells you "We got to get you big".

Steeno

Hercules and Pretzie meet all your favourite Glup Shittos on the Astrogoblin Beach Episode!

Jay Peri

Charlotte being attacked by humming birds for her nectar

Kyall

Kirkules in Orem, UT

TheyCallMeCrisp

The krilled my grandmama with shrimp bullets

Miauchanto

Show us the screenshots folder

Jon Sapp

Fortunate They

Jay Peri

Texas lollipop chainsaw massacre

Trentagious

Opee offal paired with Bantha milk for dinner. Colo Claw cakes for dessert

Deebo

Paula Abdutreides

Sambino

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - Spring Break

Alex A.

The Jedi high council, Patrick as ki adi Mundi, Charlotte as mace Windu and Jacob as Yaddle

MontyBMan

"Whoever's in Nevarro” by Revo Maxintyre

Dew Ritos

Babu Frik resets C-3PO’s memory but it makes him straight