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Thrust forth your prompts, might that a faraway Patrick might hear your cry.

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Ray

Drop everything and call Patrick

Martyn O'Neill

Patrick wears the cinco FaceTime party snoozer all comment shop

dangxious

Ernest Goes to Narkina 5

Jamnsteff

Ewok hard: the Ballad of Teebo Cox

Glup Shiddo

Two and a Half Mennonites

Bigworthless

Conan O'Brien Leonardo DiCaprio buddy cop dark comedy

Cheesy

Spacedwarf, the anti-woke Astrogoblin, presented by the Daily Wire

Mason

David Fincher's The Girl with the Astrogoblin Tattoo

apenapenapen

“You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, but coveting his NB twink is probably fine”

Baron Sogz

I'm in taiwan for work and these bidets are next fucking level god damn

Laurits Mikkelsen

Chet Hanks if he visited a 3rd century Chinese imperial court instead of Jamaica

Siôn Williamson

Patrick but he’s unlocked 100% of his prostate

TGIFibromyalgia

Reacher you have the strength of 3 cold foigras what will you do will all that warm fig.

Iris

Patrick "drink water" brown

Quaz4

Sticky Wicket (Rope)

Kyall

bush meet n fuck

Pablo

that dark character goth mohg

SteveR

You wouldn't last one minute in the farm where they milked me.

Cash_Bone

Prolapsed Catholic

Brian

Air Bud goes to court

stushow

Crash Bandicoot gets bushmeated

liam

Mr Brownorium’s Crawl Space Crematorium

grunglemint tea

Getting the gungan fursuit ready for anthrocon

Cormac Lynch

Getting mad brain from a kind and homely woman

Joe Bingley

Who are you casting in the Astrogoblin reboot?

NRay7882

Patrick showing his son the Invincible TV show by mistake

scott Lamont

Hey Kermit, I fucked up Kermit, I opened the lament configuration Kermit

NSW3

Tactical use of a Surströmming bomb

Ethan Quist

Bad Dragon Riders of Pern

Reece

Patrick enjoying Australia (with me?)

MeatBear

filled with crows

Zhukov

The grim aftermath of going crazy on you

Megan G

Our tall son Grisha

Scrapple Roan

ALT: the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald’s game

Tonkatsu

A boy and his hog

Free Will

Haven't added to my potential prompt list in ages so hitting the bottom of the barrel

Lerad

The unofficial Berserk cookbook

LittleJohn

Everybody Loves Raymond Reddington Season 7 DVD Cover

Zen Window

Ratrick Fink and Lot Lizard replacement box art for American Truck Simulator

SCOTT P

Mark if your reading this, im sorry for eating the left over chinese

jjolly

Paploo clinking bottles “ayy ingallaaaa, come out to oheyyyy”

Kyle Koehler

Jacob and Charlotte dropping peepaw (Patrick) off at the glue factory to be retired

Kyle Koehler

At least I assume that’s what’s happened

bgibblesfan42069

He's a lover, a fighter, a bit of a biter; it's Mr. Sex

Andi Platts

Fairy Otter and The Straights of Hormuz

LeKa

Time Barbarian in New York

Donovan

Weng Weng saves us all from the Epstein islanders

jack stewart

Patrick browns bird hotline for men

Fraktruck

Theodore Rawhead Rex

Sean Banne

The Girl with the Draggin' Baboon

Joe Gottli

Many Bothans died to bring me these cans. I will not leave without them.

Joby Zebavich

Colm Meany Fuck-a-fan fundraiser

James Waters

Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan and some girl I dunno

JivetheSuperTurkey

Pretzi(instead of beansy) getting that coffee pot smashed on his head

Josh

The Cuckie Monster

Garry

Steve Buscemi-maxxing

Felix Millar

This is just to say I have eaten the dumplings that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold

Orfantal

Eternal Sunshine of the Sunless Space

NukeWarm

Whoville Patrick

Johnald90

Salacious B Spum

slashx00

Patrick going to "the farm upstate"

Haste

Christian Mnggal-Mnggal

Rolling614

Rum Tum Tucker Carlson

Ribby

Dus T. Ground, Seed Saint

Noobity

The Cloaca Monologues

tore

Ahhh, the Ghorman... Twill hasalwaysbeen noted for itsexcellence

Nick Taylor

Saltzige's boys at the oscars

Michael Zwez

Make Jacob shredded, like too shredded

Nat

Digital ewok abuse

Totally

Mortal Engines Kart

Kassa_Worry

Bluey AMV - Animal I Have Become (720p legendad)

SCOTT P

Those dumplings were laced with fentanyl

Bazzgooz

I’ve been sick every night, can we postpone the prompt?

SCOTT P

Star wars in memoriam

Cheesy

Here’s Jefferey with a link, do you see?

Wobs

Jean-Claude Van Clamme

Bumpo Tungus

Obi Wan and Anakin fail no nut November by spilling on the dusty Genosian Arena ground

DylanC

The thumbnail for Hannibal's cannibalism apology vlog

Zachary Wulf

Ferris Buehler’s Pound Off

dodie omg

Charlotte as "the girl" from re9

tigerhawk66

St. Patrick making Ireland right for the lord

Nikeandmickey

Junior Soprano teaching Batman how to eat pussy

TateTM

Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on who coveted who

Lerad

Right there with you bud

Sambino

BookTok gooner with $30,000 of library card debt

VirusWithShoes

When they arrived at the Porsche 911 GT3, they found the door had been rolled away and it was empty. An angel sat upon it and said, "Be not afraid."

snrd3r

The other cities you wanted to see as big vehicles in Mortal Engines. LA but it still gets stuck in LA traffic idk you can probably come up with a funnier example

SaltyVigilante

from hell's heart i mog thee, for hate's sake i end my 100 day mewing streak

TheWakaEmu117

I shall not covet thy wife but this dusty ground thou hath generously seeded

snrd3r

Not without my (Death Star) plans!

VirusWithShoes

Will he be chosen to go to the pounding heavy side layer?

Barden

George W Bushmeat

Connor Dilk

Captain James T. Cuck of the U.S.S. Enterwife

PhdWiz

New Oscar category: best hog

Daniel Felesina

Jacob psychic driving me to cook with clay

Russell Richardson

Call Patrick and ask him “whatcha thinkin about?”

Failstate

Give me your covet, Lucinda Green horse master, and I shall give you mine

mitchshow

Gundam seed spilled upon the dusty ground

Wilfredo

A BLIND QUEEF SALESMAN.

Winther

The Human Borscht

CatboyBebop

Tony Soprano's Pro Skater

Leila BoUr

tyler perry's the sopranos

Kurds Dake

Biblicaly accurate Ryan Dunn

Wadachip

Behold as I sit upon this protruding obelisk!

pokemaniac15

Get in the robot, Shinji Vance

Colby

The power of a thousand sons

madrobot

Straight of Hormuz Extreme Makeover

Black Text

Patrick proudly serving his country in Iran

Walter

Crom Tribute

John

A Jesus-less Malibu

Powersfrombeyond

The academy award for heaviest hog presented by polymarket

Beach Barn

We’re gonna throw Phil over the cuckoos nest

Mike Rapin

Stellan trying to upstage Michael b. Jordan like Kanye did to Taylor Swift

Kyle Koehler

Khomeini’s strongest warrior 🙏

Zippy

Landman meets Bad Santa

Tad Chilly

Straight edge Orson Welles

Leebos

Shan Guoian Hugo Weaving

Drew Wagner

"Whoa, I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Ton”

jstowe18

The Time Traveler’s Bitch Wife

Deebo

Supreme Court Justice who is a rusty tow truck in a black robe, Ruth Mater Ginsburg

Steeno

Go go Gadget Discoos!

Fredducky

Frankie Munoz “Does it for Dale” and careens head-on into the wall of turn 4 at Daytona International Speedway. RIP

Maxwell

Sam-wise Massive Gams-gee

Kickflipoff

Sigh.. Marmadukes of Hazard?

Grilled Sheez

Cha cha large metal kindergarten slide

Women B Shoppin

Ahhhhh, the Grinch... Roast Beast has always been celebrated for it's excellence

Galactic Factotum

Rowlf busted in a hotel room with fentanyl and cocaine

Chicofriend

Hoppers, but instead of Diane the shark it’s Payakan

Deebo

The Luck of the Eilish

Riley Frost

Patrick ascending to heaven (Catholic) to join the likes of Charlie, Rush and a popular Rudy Giuliani

cptvictor

Death Battle: Ben Shapiro Big Eyebrows vs Charlie Kirk Small Face

bgibblesfan42069

He was an ordinary man until he was sucked by a radioactive dick

Matthew Brady

Bayou Babu Frick buys fent from Alien Boy Sellers

Colinfixates

Five Nights at Fred Willard's

Jay Peri

Cutting open a tauntaun to survive a snowstorm, Frank Reynolds crawls out

Mangoose Prime

RFK and Kid Rock get the Zoanoid Treatment (The Guyver transformation)

Mangoose Prime

RFK and Kid Rock get the Zoanoid Treatment (The Guyver transformation)

Michael donovan

Where in the metaverse is Charlotte Sandiego

Felix

Peter Sarsgaard desperately trying to be a Skarsgard

Dew Ritos

The Soprano’s CEI Dining Experience ft. Uncle Goonior

Jordan Moses

Beverly Cleary's The Mouse and the Motorcycle: Hell's Angels

Ajpops

Stellan during the Oscar’s golden performance

el rio medina

Luke forgetting the face of his father

Dr. Deagle

A clam full of ciggys

chilledmonkibrains

In the Absolute Batman comics, Bruce Wayne is poor and has spikes for shoulders

Dic_Gibbler

Cram your Crink in my Hoojib you son of a Bothan

Shakey Jakey

(to the tune of Where Is My Mind) With the dust in the air and my cum on the ground

Sundaybest

Whippin shitties in heavy machinery

Sundaybest

I get my forklift cert today

c0py3at

leon kennedy fighting the giant sow from darkwood

Sea Hag

James Spader in Ari Aster's "Reddington"