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Comment 'Shop 94 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-23 12:31:43
Imported:
2026-03

Content

Are these prompts dripping with fat? Might gravity peel them tenderly from the bones to which they cling?

Comments

NSW3

Patrick's Alpha Male Retention video thumbnail

jjolly

Betty Boop just just spread eagle holy fuck pleas

GoodPostReilly

The power of provolone, The power of gabagool, Vinegar pe-pperssssss

Pablo

estrogobblin

James Waters

Baby grinch gets BRUTALLY MOGGED by Raymond ‘Red’ Reddington

Sean Banne

Sisterhood of the Traveling Mime

TheWakaEmu117

The old man (Patrick) and the seed

Wally's Worst

Jacob finally wearing his traditional Shan Guonese shirt from Temu

liam

I Have no Eyes and I Must Sell Beef

J Jedi Jameson

It's all about the he says, she's says, hoop di weep.

Zen Window

Darth Paul, Maul Cop

stushow

Patrick getting his first Gun Kata poster

Leebos

And hat!

Jamnsteff

You’re never gonna guess. There was a perc… in the fishelator!

DrHankVenture

Fantastic Vore and Where To Find It

Nathan Tidd

The Many Saints of Canto Bight

Mr Bean's Dad

I went to the thingamabob convention and no one had heard of your doohickey

boshudio

Shop what each of you think would be the most clickbaity thumbnail. Or Jacob both an even bigger BBL.

Adam Roan

Patrick being absolutely siphoned by an awfully hot Unkar Plutt

Glup Shiddo

Death Cab for Cutie’s Cisatlanticism

Cormac Lynch

Going to the pet store just to buy sugar gliders to kill for meat.

Cheesy

I’ve given up all chance at finishing. I’ve made my mind a seedless place. I share my dreams with gooners.

mitchshow

Patrick getting an Alaya Vijnana system installed

Remi S

Babu Frik on a leash

Iris

Unkar that daughter or master load taker son

Alex Taveras

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Behind

Rangos

Paploo being Jack Reacher for Ewoks

Cheesy

you don’t want me to show them the links?

TateTM

May he who hath not desired man's red fire cast the first hooptie weep

Ribby

Ernest goes to Kohl's

Seth Heder

Anakin and Obi-wan killing yeunglings and ripping cigs

Leebos

Is it a crime to have a cigarette? A succulent Shan Guonese cigarette?

David Jones

She hoop on my dee till it weep

Nikeandmickey

And it was so ASU Frat Leader framed mogged Clavicular not but three times. Once like an Ox. Once like a Fox. And once with the softness of a lamb.

Gollum Juice

Matt Damon’s interstellar character returns in Project Hail Mary

Mike Rapin

Avatar: Fire & Bosch

Kurds Dake

Jack Reacher summoning ritual

Peter

The Grinch Who Stole a Fleeting Embrace in the Turret Stairs

Bungeon Dastard

put Deadman in whatever scene you end up making

Peter

Just do the painting, "The Meeting on the Turret Stairs" with the Grinch. Trust my vision!

Sambino

Hungry Hungry Shittos

Mason

Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Megalopolis

Lerad

Freedom Truck Mobile Suit Museum

NRay7882

Raymond Paddington

apenapenapen

“Hi I’m Ben Stiller, and welcome to Simple Jack(ass)”

Lerad

Saddest four word comment pronpt

TGIFibromyalgia

Charlotte and Jacob are military sister wives waiting for Patrick to return from active duty.

Noobity

Being John Malcovich: the jumanjilike

Nick Barnes

Dude Beansie look out! Pretzi has a gun!

Orfantal

I look down and there's no longer any songbirds left on my plate.

Beach Barn

R. J. Blazkowicz (it means Rim Job you guys)

Theif

osama bin Laden as the leader of a sense 8

Theif

Wedding ring never fucked lol

QuickstrikeTRU

Church Mimes (from that one vid) using Fushigi during service

Winther

Somehow Palpatine needs sperm.

bgibblesfan42069

Gooping on the floor at work again? Isn't that why the last guy got fired or something

jstowe18

All around the ‘Passion of Christ’, Mel Gibson chased Caviezel. Mel Gibson thought ‘twas all in fun. Pop! Goes Caviezel!

Totally

Ray Romanosphere

Zeigeis

Morbius strip

Fraktruck

The Mandalorian and Knuckles

slashx00

Much Ado about Nutting

Sambino

Reign of Fire Island

고블린모드

The Lisan Al Gaib spilling his seed on the dusty ground of Arrakis to the dismay of Shai Hulud.

Ethan

"If you're popped in the matrix, you pop here?"

Felix Millar

Skarsgård Boys anime gacha game

Juuso E Salin

Do android tops dream of electric bottoms?

James Waters

Referring to cumming as ‘weep’-ing is ungodly

dangxious

Into The Travolta-verse

Tonkatsu

Jacob Emptyton

Andi Platts

Once more unto the licorice dear goblins, once more! Or close the dusty ground up with our covetous seed

Ray

Patrick Hail Mary

Andi Platts

Also I seriously had to suppress the urge to do the entirety of that speech from Henry V

HeyJoshRob

Steven Segal's Lightning vending machine in the mall.

Bazzgooz

"Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of twink peaks."

redking

The twisted mindarium of director Verbinski

Martyn O'Neill

The Atlantic was born today, with heteronormative values.

Quaz4

The Gay of Hormuz

Blade J

Patrick takes drugs from Danny Devito, and ends up having a Junior dream of his own.

NukeWarm

Assassin's Shmi'd

James Waters

Osama bin laden as the third watchowski sister

고블린모드

Maybe Photoshop him onto the various ads Ohtani is on.

NukeWarm

I can picture this way too clearly in my head

Haste

Cum starring Matthew McConaughey

SteveR

The Big C (conservative)

Ethan Quist

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin' Tossed salads and being gay.

John

Menthol Patrick

Bigworthless

The Los Angeles Kings are relocating to Tulsa

VirusWithShoes

Show me the way to meet Tone. I thought Richie wanted Chrissy dead. I had a diet soda just a moment ago And got shot right in my head.

Mr penis

Jacob keeps his hidden jenkem stash under the desk, check under the desk

Diamond Duck

A faint meesa sad is heard as Creed plays in the distance

Mr penis

I couldn’t think of anything better I’m sorry

hannah

Air Bud Cort

David Byrnes

Master Coleman Trebor's mewling jawline

Mooseshark

Mr. Megoriums Gooning Emporium

Rolling614

“Buthole Wide Open” by Seed

Dustin Willis

Lemon Heavy Pounding Cake - Astrogoblin Afroman Collaboration

Wobs

Bloodsportal Engines

Dil-the-Spider

A seed in the bush is worth two in the dusty Brown

ChungusBungus

Patrick Brown as Leon the Professional

Beetle

Darth Paul (Blart). Spider form?

Joe Pastier

Alan Ritchson meets his neighbor (they messed with the 212)

Barden

Arc "Bumpy" Raiders

Donovan

Afrogoblin

tore

Jesus' other fluids at the last supper

Barden

nice

cptvictor

She's a Shan Guo-er, not a Shan Sho-er

jack stewart

Been work shopping something about coveting until ketracel white, so just imagine it was funny

Barden

Oh fish, why'd you have to be in the herculator?

Barden

Edit Babu Frik noises to replace the scatting part of the song

Rigatoni

Charlotte's processed fish golem goes crazy and slaughters Patrick and Jacob

Walter

Cave troll from Fellowship but it's John Fetterman

Katey506

The house that pussy blood built

Gwendolyn Valerie

I'm sick so I can't even try to be funny. Good luck, fam

Rocksteady

He who covets with his hand has forgotten the face of his Father.

pokemaniac15

Hank-ibal, "I love cooking with propane."

Zachary Wulf

Around the house that Jack built, a perimeter, create

Zhukov

Jacob in his PLA dress uniform

Alexander

What if a penis could fart?

Sambino

“The Gang Says The S Word”

Aksel Lessum

i told you to stroke the wizards shaaaft!

dodie omg

She hoop on my de till I weep

Poppy

Daddy's Home 3: Mom's Home

Free Will

Meanwhile on the Astro Goblin home planet...

kjultra

"Thom, I've never prayed to you before, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo"

JRMX

Reacher operating with his new child biker gang.

Powersfrombeyond

Crom, I've never licked your snizz before. I have no tongue for it.

Avery

the aliens Zhakob, Patrungus, and Charlorp of the galactic youtube channel TerraElf

Mangoose Prime

Kid Rock and RFK get the Zoanoid Treatment (The Guyver Transformation)

Dr. Balls

Will coming out “I don’t like girls, they’re coarse and rough, and get everywhere”

Step

Blue chew for Chewy

Richard Jeter

A photo montage of Ryan Hailey as he somehow Forrest Gumps his way through the background of every horrific historic event of the last 20 years.

Zippy

Where is Mr. Penis? Is. He. Safe?

fluffylonghair

Patrick realizes he broke into a house that doesn't have the stuff he needs

WalkingMirror

faceless Dog Chapman gives Travis a cigarette (top 10 respect moments)

direjimmy

Trump sends xan’d up unit of chimps to end the war.

BoromirDies

Kerm! Kerm it's me Rowlf. Im in deep shit again man. Chuck Norris and I were on a cocaine bender man, we were so fucked up Kerm! Chuck said he could catch a bullet with his teeth, said he did it like a hundred times! Oh God, there's blood everywhere Kerm, I've got my prints on the gun too! I fucked up big time Kerm! That bastard Gonzo sold me some bad powder man!

jesse gax

Not a prompt, just a reminder to drink some water! Hydrate or die-drate!

BoromirDies

You owe me Kerm! Remember when I saved you from that monkey exhibit at the zoo? I shot that Harambe bastard for you Kerm!

PhdWiz

The trans of Hormuz (now 100% more woke)

Shakey Jakey

Spill seed on the dusty ground when I know you're not around

Shakey Jakey

Alternatively, the Hardest Yub Nub to Yub Nub

Shakey Jakey

Where is Erika? Is she chaste? Is she alt-right?

Leebos

Yasssssssss

Leebos

Just like Mortal Engines

Daniel Brown

The hamburger is in the windows to the soul

Scott Steiner

Afroman takes the stand at the Nuremberg Trials.

Sundaybest

The bloat grows ever thick. A miasmatic deluge of comments.

Women B Shoppin

Patrick being arrested for enjoying a "luxury chinese dart".

Markus Mason

Luthen trapped in the Black Lodge with Wicket and Kleya

Theif

Osama bin Laden X sense 8 X Ocean’s Eleven ft: the cast victorious plot: Osama bin Laden links a bunch of people up together, and they have to steal a diamond to help Osama with his lung cancer after he’s cured, they’re free

Michael Zwez

What really happens on Sojourn during Hego Damask’s private getaways

Michael donovan

Patrick banishing the snakes from Ireland

Hewmu

Bam teaches airbud to skate

Maxwell

Kissing Orson Welles' ducal signet on a wriggling pinky

Kickflipoff

After watching last week’s episode, I gotta say Charlotte is really good at photoshop. Or if Patrick is back, HogApe.

thehobknoblin

That American Psycho business card scene but they're comparing weird Star Wars guys

Tank3875

Celebrities going to the dentist to get their teeth inverted

Galactic Factotum

Passion of the Christ but everyone is a Muppet except for Jim Caviezel

CardboardBrains

A birth announcement for Logray Evazan Brown

Emilio L

"Who knows better about surprise than the Empire? Why didn't you warn me about Order 66?"

Anne Chovy

Mason Verger’s Pig Emporium

Ribby

"Hey Verne, what's the conversion rate of Rial to Kohl's cash?"

José

Now this is PAWG racing

bgibblesfan42069

Seal team six found Ryan Hailey crashing on Osama Bin Laden's couch cause he "didn't know he was THAT Bin Laden"

bgibblesfan42069

It's a very Bin Laden heavy prompt this week

Dr. Deagle

Paul Masson's Californian Toilet Wine Distillery

Jay Peri

Cutting open a Tuantuan to survive a snowstorm and couch Frank Reynolds crawls out.

Ryan

The Muppets Take Mr Manhattan

Matthew Brady

Swamp Patrick bringing Christianity (catholic) to the emerald isle but the pagans just beat him with sticks. Also Wicket is there

Theif

Well remember never forget and I didn’t

Wadachip

Moby dick 2: All the splooge

LucasC

Jack reacher getting off his motorcycle, punching someone, then throttling his motorcycle so it flies off. (this really happened the actor did this lmao)

Deuce Downing

Jack Reach around and the house that he built

Zen Window

MWAHUauaaaahhhhh the stench

Tre Garcia

Teebo is a sovereign citizen and is refusing to accept his speeding ticket

aloneRU2

Sexy jawa strip club.

Arty Frost

Livin La Vida Locusts

Minus

Hoopty Weep Space Nine

Skuggles

Presenting an all new Cenobyte Jimmy Fallon as: FLENSER!!!!

Jordan Moses

While my guitar gently hoop de weeps

MyOnlyBlackBudy

Reacher beating up his neighbor and popping a wheelie on his bike

Disc0_Hipp0

Patrick taking an IED to the face

LucasC

i've been informed he was justified in his response so have him serving justice

Sea Hag

Inside the mind palace of Jacob Fullerton