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Comment 'Shop 95 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-30 13:00:19
Imported:
2026-03

Content

Cook those prompts in clay for us, sweetums.

Comments

slashx00

Mr Beast Event Horizon Challenge

Cheesy

Look who played a man: a man.

DrHankVenture

What if there was a cool rock or fish in there

mitchshow

Patrick's Ka trapped inside an anime girl figurine

GoodPostReilly

haven’t even gotten to work yet and I’m wracking my brain for this stupid shit. man I love comment shop

Lucas Hall

The assassination of Dick Long by the coward Horse Cock

Tomfoolery

Add Morpheus glasses to whatever you cook up

Free Will

Arch Demon Bruvsabub

PhdWiz

The totally real Patrick from the surf's up video mitosising into Ricky and Elliot

Cormac Lynch

Astrogoblin's purple drank addiction

jstowe18

Tony Soprano learning about Martin Luther’s 95 Theses

Diamond Duck

McDonalds releases The Cronenburger

Arty Frost

A physical representation of emotions felt while Ryan played Requiem

Remi S

Spilling Saruman’s seed on the dusty Grond

Sundaybest

Smokin ten packs a day at the explosive red barrel factory.

Mike Rapin

Hi I’m Patrick Brown, welcome to Jackass(trogoblin)

Lerad

David Keith Sonderling

dangxious

An iud blast to the face

TGIFibromyalgia

Tony Soprano in the Edge of Tomorrow Jacket

biscuit tornado

just a simple country fella reading Atwood and Kinsella

Brendon Abbl

Lin-Manuel Transmission Miranda

Ribby

Evil Jacob practicing trakata

SoaringSmith

The hot new AI powered tech start up: Bor Gullet

Laurits Mikkelsen

Ship hits the fan accidentally detonates the wreck of the SS Richard Montgomery

TateTM

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Paul Marson? It is not a story celebrated for it's excellence"

Wally's Worst

I just want to take a second to talk about the claim I made taking an IED to the face

SCOTT P

I like my women like my OJ, with shum pulp

Haste

Erika Kirk Funko Pop

Lerad

Hey, it's alright, just dust yourself off and try again next week. You know what they say, hoop di weeps eternal

Alex Hansgen

A second hunchback has hit the bell tower

Clickery21

Jacob reborn as his favorite sea critter

Bryan Weiss

clavicular mag dumps into a kowakian monkey lizard in Florida

grunglemint tea

(extremely new york guy voice) eyy i'm gapin' 'ere!

Rory Vespasian

Secretary of transportation: Jeff roads and Bridges

liam

Landman x Dollman

NRay7882

Rick Moranis's lips

Terence Wiggins

And every time it hoops di weep, shoobies from doobies

NSW3

Charlotte's new teeth (but scary)

SteveR

How much seed could a seed slut suck if a seed slut could suck seed?

Skorky

Boschwitz

Sambino

Patrick gets ‘tusked’ into a bald eagle

Rocksteady

Are these Ewoks Generational?

JivetheSuperTurkey

Trik the Patrick shaped droid or Grand Moff Hissa's little body turning well-done in the fake tubular transport. (Been going through Galactic bookclub again)

Brady Hoffman

She Pat on my Rick until I Brown

Madeline Alright

Extremely New York and Incredibly Gaped (2011)

direjimmy

Book of Boba Fetterman

Fraktruck

Mr. Penguin's Poppers

Bigworthless

In a shocking move, the Sacramento Kings are also relocating to Tulsa.

Sammy Sosa's Steroid Acne

GameCube 38:9-10 But Yoshi knew that the child wouldn’t be his, so whenever he slept with his brother’s widow he spilled his wonderseed on the ground so he wouldn’t produce a child for his brother. MIYAMOTO was much offended by what he did and also took his life.

Rigatoni

Easter bunny Jar Jar Binks lays eggs all over your house

Ethan Quist

Patrick didn't have a baby, he had "The Surgery" (Butthole Loosening)

Mooseshark

Do it for Dale ( Gribble )

Peter

Get some fucked up teeth in there for ol' grandpa 'trick

tigerhawk66

Krukkie and a goblins doin the 999 challenge

bgibblesfan42069

Patrick introduces his newborn daughter, Xena Melania Brown

Iris

A cig-less patrick

Failstate

Wheel of Fortune with Pat Sajak and Vanna popped whited

Sambino

Charlotte drinking that Generational Shake while Afroman shakes his head

Kiefer

solid snake switching seamlessly from CQC to CBT

Nat

A British cigarette, or a bassoon in German, idk sorry

James Waters

🎶 Your body is a Wonder Emporium🎶

Glup Shiddo

Little Saint James Spader

Cheesy

hint: the man is patrick

Milo Anderson

Ice Agents v Fire Agents v Earth Agents

Dino the dino

appropriate Minnesotan culture right in front of a traditional, authentic Patrick

bgibblesfan42069

Patrick: I am having butthole loosening surgery Jacob: I know.. I love you. **after surgery when Patrick woke up, with only his father next to him** Patrick: Where is he?? Father: You don't know who gave you the butthole?? Patrick: what? **starts crying**

Connor Dilk

Raymond "Blue" Ballsington

Cheesy

no joke i have “heterosexual patrick” written in my Comment Shop ideas notes files

Nautical Nonsense

When the shop is done, FaceTime Patrick and see if he can guess the prompt

LeKa

The Girl with the Botched Lip Filler

foolishjules

cookin hot dogs in the dishwasher for all the boyz

Cheesy

Jeff Porter Bridges

Pablo

feet?

Johnald90

a toilet that jerks you off.

Rolling614

The Bone Temple Grandin

Attempted_Mustache

God telling Onan not to spill his seed because it's generational

bgibblesfan42069

as much seed as a seed slut could suck if a seed slut could suck seed

Milo Anderson

The Ka Tet of the Impractical jokers are confronted by the man in black

Dustin Willis

(below comment) 7 inches deep in (above comment)

Mangoose Prime

-“It was like somethin’ was wearing Patrick, like a suit, a Patrick suit,” -“Did he say anything?” -“Yes. He asked me for some ground. Some, uh, dusty ground”.

Failstate

The dick is that of Mordor, which I will not give sloppy top to here.

Failstate

Temba, His gape wide

tore

Ernest Goes To Little St. James

Sorcha

youchewbe link

Totally

LepreKorn

James Waters

Sourdough-starter toilet water that yanks your wong

Donovan

Deuce Bigalow: Orange Piccolo

Bazzgooz

Super mario gay?

Nibblonians

Patrick returning as The Crow

Scrapple Roan

Recruitment poster for the steel reserves

pokemaniac15

Bam sets Phil on fire with a treaded neutron torch

JRMX

A visual guide on how much china white Fud Sang can fit in him.

Barden

MORTAL KUMSHOT

Meatshelly

Patrick's new form after he pops out of his chrysalis

Barden

Fattest fuckin squirrel you've ever seen

Barden

Presenting this toilet on Shark Tank

Brian

Inverse ASU frat leader

ChungusBungus

Patrick antiquing Jacob at a sleepover

Barden

Tony Soprano in the Drive jacket

Sea Hag

Patrick's 1800s ancestors

Nick Taylor

Cuckipedia’s Featured Article

MeatBear

The proletariat rising up at the local Kmart

Tonkatsu

Sesame Skeet

Colinfixates

The coal lobby is proud to present our new spokesperson Rahul Coaly. Strip Mine every night.

jjolly

Stank Sinatra ~ “I get a.. Shit! out of poo”

Wobs

Blasting some Nine Inch Males

jack stewart

This photoshops about Frank sobotka I'm nor seeing him anywhere

David Jones

Put Voort “Piggy” saBinring in there

Scott Steiner

Tony Soprano, but he grew up on Kashyyyk

NukeWarm

Biblical Patrick collecting updated 10 Commandments

NukeWarm

Ice People fall

Drew Wagner

The Legend of Zelda: A REDACTED To The Past

Milo Anderson

Palpatine supporters protesting R2D2 & C3P0's civil union

Leebos

Pro-diphtheria protesters tear down the Balto statue

dodie omg

She hoop on my de, till I weep

Quaz4

I told my wife that my butthole hurt after an OT appointment instead of my back

SaltyVigilante

grand moff muzzer, the plumpest and most round-faced of the grand moffs, being a brave young lad as he gets his mnggal-mnggal vaccine

Vilani99

Spilling seed into a dusty plasma radiator

Daniel Felesina

“Tony Stark taught your father how to throw the discoos in a cave, man! With a box of scraps, man” - Jeff Bridges

Zippy

Color grade the image to make it look like an old western.

Daniel Felesina

I’m reusing the comment I left on the Surf’s Up video

Fluff McScruff

excommunicated by chicago pope over chicago dog opinions

Wadachip

A movie poster for Ryan Hailey’s unreleased movie

PantsTurkey

Gabe from The Office, but instead of shouting "Shut up about the sun!" he's shouting "Shut up about the Patrick!"

Andi Platts

Sodor and Gamorreans; Pigmen vs Toppham, Bedroom Boogaloo

kjultra

Project Hail Dairy (everybody has big naturals now)

Sean Banne

"You best start believing in Shan Guost stories, Ms. Turner... Yer in one." [Barbosa becomes asian]

Walter

Yaoi Gagarin

fluffylonghair

cupcake, peaches, and beef stroking off (stroganoff)

Walter

I can't believe it actually kind of makes sense

jinglenuts

"Pretzie in Athens", the new sequel to Hercules in New York.

VirusWithShoes

B'hollywood Paul, that is. My apologies.

fluffylonghair

anger, disgust, and a good amount of awe

Miauchanto

The small muscular men

SteveR

make the child guess

SteveR

She got the baleen surgery!

Ty Yellow Horn

Too much talk of AI Slop. I wanna see some Human Slop!

Zen Window

Tony Soprano in Bjork's swan dress

Charlotte Em

That famous baseball movie: “A wee quay of their own.”

[REDACTED]

How to take a sow in 10 days.

CeeBass

Prompt me like one of your French girls.

Phill Raynsford

A centaur made from the bottom half of a horse and the bottom half of a man

ishmellon

Rob Schneider cast as Onan in the new Angel Films production

Wilfredo

Chief Chirpa leg lengthening surgery

John

Hannibal making that $100 Miami Marlins hot dog

WalkingMirror

arnold stang without the sexual charisma

Cowboy Baby

Better today every night

SanguinePenguin

A last supper of Mads characters, catered by Hannibal

Shakey Jakey

Turns out Patrick was a Snoke-like all along

Callie

Euro Truck Stimulator

Ezrah

A Shirtless goblin sniping Patreon members from a balcony.

Callie

wait shit i forgot to post a link and mention patrick in some way

DylanC

Well every day!

DylanC

The frying of the one (onion) ring

Jarkgur

Balls will be lost always, little boy

NotTallest

Jon Voight destroys Detroit

Michael donovan

Patrick banishing the snakes from ireland

GrillG0d

Billy Dee Williams Slurm Worm

TripleRaincoat

Dusty Seedslinger, Cad Bane's failson. Poor fella couldn't bullseye a wamp rat to save his life, mostly just hangs out on Nar Shadaa

bgibblesfan42069

lalalalalalalalalalala i cant hear you lalalalalala

aloneRU2

Macho Man Randy Quaid Savage mud wrestling Rodney Dangerfield Piper.

Zhukov

Abraham LinkedIn

Tom Ryan

Charlotte and Jacob waking Labyrinth-hand-face Patrick from his hibernation with the Bloodsport hand-rubbing technique (Patrick is hibernating, not on paternity leave, right?)

Women B Shoppin

Orson Welles presenting that same Grinch excellence.

Isabella

Charlotte, Jacob, Ricky, Eliot. Death Battle.

Skuggles

Varactyl with that Jeff Bridges impression guy's face.

Matthew Brady

Patrick getting Tuvix'd with Jacob while Captain Charlotte-way thinks of ways to separate them (an ax {catholic})

Hambor12's Space

Jacob as Manny Pacquiao but like boxer Manny and not Turbo Evangelist Politician Manny

C. Cates

Monsanto lawsuit concerning the patented seed spilled on the dusty ground without a license

bobdole

Sam, i cant help but be reminded of Astrogoblin a gathering of souls that transcends ethnic and national divides.

Dr. Deagle

Andy Serkis' Circus of Andy's

Emilio L

The Seed that Jack Spilled

MontyBMan

Glup Shitto, vintian gigolo.

Hungryish

Jeff Porter Bridges

Buff Iroh

Shaka, his arms against the door frame