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Comment 'Shop 96 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-06 13:00:20
Imported:
2026-04

Content

Send forth your finest prompts. A certain daddy may be casting his glims upon them.

Comments

Beach Barn

DS9 Rumpelstiltskin post coitus

Leebos

They resent that they had to search how to throw the discoos

David Jones

Dwight “the Olo’eyktan” Manfredi

Drew Wagner

The Lusty Argonian Maid 2: 2 Lusty 2 Argonian

PrinceRobot

The sounds of Peewee taking a shit

Bumpo Tungus

The tarring and feathering of John Fetterman. Gonna be honest folks, ran outta feathers, gonna be mostly tar today

Nick Taylor

George Lucas testifies in the Senate

Nat Schwarz

Source tells me Joe Yowza is stable. Please god

Arty Frost

The mouth of Sauron trying out the Big Arch

Alexander

Zuckerberg stalking the abandoned metaverse

stushow

Cleaning the stains off of my Ben Quadinaros body pillow

NSW3

awooo0000ooo! Weesa on Spring Break!

Jman-VEVO

Aaron Eckhart’s ladder

Glup Shiddo

Patrick on the cover of Human Clay

Lerad

Commemorative Trump coin for your wife's first bleeding

Pablo

scrambled porn

Mickey_da_bee

Patters padding down a particular promenade with Paddington

Meatshelly

Worworworwor you there when they crucified my lord?

Poppy

Hello there generational Kenobi

Joby Zebavich

Breaking News: Neelix found Dead from Erotic Asphyxiation in Vegas

Brian

They don’t want me to show them how to discus-mog

GoodPostReilly

What are the charges? Piloting a city? A succulent Shan Guonese city???

Mooseshark

Orson Welles exercise tape

jstowe18

Mother, Maiden, and Crohn’s

Brian

The same old moggings. The same old cortisol spikes

Remi S

“What is the charge?! Enjoying an eel? A succulent Chandrilian eel?”

ChucklinNarwhal

What Patrick's really been doing the past few recordings.

bgibblesfan42069

Evening news report: Patrick Brown arrested in connection to "astro-tablet" trafficking ring, "Daddy's gotta pop a tab"

bgibblesfan42069

they're just "horse power" pills from ebay (google it) tossed in chamoy and tajin

Cheesy

Patrick if he had a bigger bladder

Wakman145

What foul Marathon photoshop slouches toward Bethlehem to be born

Jamnsteff

John Fetterman selling nitrous balloons outside of the Andrew WK show

Donovan

Patrick as Species-8472. Charlotte and Jacob are of course, Borg

Iris

I have no jack and I must build house

SteveR

Mutually Assured Cocksuction

Ribby

If you can't handle my French excellence, you don't deserve my BWAHAAAAA

dangxious

Gríma Strategy Guide

PhdWiz

The goblins get drafted, doesn't matter by who

Gollum Juice

The 3 miracles of saint Astro Goblinus

Mr Bean's Dad

Oh hurc why'd you have to mess with the zohan?

euan

PATRICK BROWN, GOOD TO SEE YOU!

liam

Add Alma from ninja gaiden

Dil-the-Spider

Yeah yeah everything was misspelled last time. We can't all go to Starfleet Academy (charter school)

tore

Detective Pikachu, Baltimore PD

Milo Anderson

Boss Nass, meesa have never prayed to you before, meesa have no gung for it.

Q-nut

This isn’t the best prompt ever, it’s just a tribute.

Milo Anderson

And he's got a super long hot jar jar tounge

Joe Pastier

"Mahaaaa, the Fresh Prince"

Phill Raynsford

I sold my sows and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Garrett Breen

Spilling your seed on the dusty GROND

Haste

Visigoth IHOP

Tonkatsu

Spilling your seed on the dusty Ground Zero

snrd3r

Rahul Kolhii, like the football-like sport from bionicle, kolhii

Connor Dilk

🎶We are Charlie Rose🎶

Deebo

Sisko Elysium

Quaz4

Hitting it from the back when she moans "De wanna wanga"

Frank N Gunn

Chuck Norovirus vs Boose Gree

Bigworthless

The Tulsa metropolitan area makes another shocking move: Minnesota Vikings are relocating there under ownership conglomerate We Three Kings

Mothman eats booty

walking up to quark’s bar to order a pon farr on the beach

Bigworthless

I got $100 on polymarket saying next week

SCOTT P

Terrible burn victim (pie o my)

dodie omg

"dick every night!!"

NRay7882

Ser Dunkham Hatt

TheWakaEmu117

Throwing rope in a well to save someone only to realize the devil tricked you and you have spilled on the dusty ground at the bottom

Seth Heder

Daddy’s Home 3 starring Patrick

Brendon Abbl

What secret those poor astronauts are to discover flying by the moon today

slashx00

"everytime im on the phone with customer service, the goblin inside me wants to yell blind beef salesman" reddit aita

Orfantal

Aaaaaaey Angela Bassett on the forest moon of Endor

Rory Vespasian

Windyana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Fart

Tomfoolery

Charlotte and Jacob piloting Patrick like a Jaeger

Laurits Mikkelsen

Rey and Luke eating Ortolan porgs - faces uncovered

NRay7882

Like, Happy Easter man

QuickstrikeTRU

Put an "Applause" sign in there somewhere, please.

Nikeandmickey

How to ethically consume Maze Runner 2: The Scorch Trials

Shakey Jakey

I never made a deal with Netanyahu

Bailey Yeager

Patrick and Minch save stars. Amaze Amaze Amaze!

Kyle Koehler

Show us what Patrick was doing in his lair while his wife was giving birth

kjultra

We're gathered here today to honor St.. Patrick Brown, for he converted Astrogoblin to the Church of the Dusty Ground

Kyle Koehler

I hear he lurks the metaverse streets at night

MeatBear

Would you consider doing a colab with John Goblikon?

Maxwell

Zorba the Hutt’s Tampon Production: they’re abZorbant!

boshudio

The Man DeLeorean, and the Grow Goo.

Peter

"Give me guys, give me real hung guys," -Hung Guys, Fleetwood Mac

Terence Wiggins

Kash Patel, his pants shitted full of doodoo

Skorky

Harry. Fucking. Hole.

audrey

gender affirming ice cream

boshudio

Also was listening to an older podcast ep when Timber borne came up and Patric said he would make a city builder game with the birds that spit, and Charlotte said it would be a spity builder and got no reaction. I just wanted to say it was a good joke and made us laugh Charlotte.

Bungeon Dastard

Zorba the Hutt giving his inaugural speech on Cloud City

audrey

ortolan pawgs

Bungeon Dastard

Actually I just saw the Zorba tampon, do that one instead

Bazzgooz

Hobbit bush meat

Diamond Duck

If you could just put the Dash Rendar shoulder pads on someone, please. Thank you!

Sambino

Just add Mel Gibson to anything you do plz

NukeWarm

Lawrence Sonntag faces the Ex Machnica sexdoll of himself

Sambino

Patrick as Mel gibson as the passion of the Christ guy or blah blah something something

Failstate

The classic fairy tale Rumplesdickskin

Buff Iroh

Shaka, his arms against the door frame

Kirinotes

The Ortolan Songbird delicacy, except it's the Max Rebo type of Ortolan.

Daniel Brown

Death battle: whimsy (the concept) vs the holy spirit (the person)

Ethan Quist

A diplodocus with a swingin' pair of hangers draggin' through the dirt.

J Jedi Jameson

Professor Layton and the whiny little bitch.

LittleJohn

O'Brien teaches Nog to make an authentic Irish car bomb

Rolling614

Daddy’s Favorite Cuck Trophy

Winther

Gen Alpha Patrick

Fish Guy

"But I didn't make a nuclear deal with the Iranians!" "Tell that to the Iranians." "Ayatollah Khomeni... good to see you!"

Walter

Pat Wojack

Sambino

Queer eye for the emerging from the cave after the third day guy

MontyBMan

One Piece but it's the it's always sunny in Philadelphia crew. "it's always thousand sunny in Alabasta"

Cloves

"We're the titanium Wilmon, we're the thing that goes ting-ting when the military takes care of us"

Nat

Sam Prolapse Bridges

Emilio L

Are the snakes on this plane generational?

cptvictor

The Flags of Owl Fathers

Kevin Calamity

Jean' Reno drinking pinot, next to grido and an Italian american

Zippy

Bees!

Clickery21

Patrick wakes up to an empty Astrogoblin ala 28 days later

Driftless

AstroGoblin 3: The search for Patrick

Q-nut

Damn, that’s so much better.

Sean Banne

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Foreskin

bozzwick

Whatever it is; I hope daddy likey

Wobs

Tron: M-pregacy

Jeremy Allen Fart

Whatever wins, Give a little bit to the Portuguese

Aksel Lessum

Get Darius Emmanuell Grouch III in there

Adam Roan

I thought of something funny with Agent 47 but now I don’t remember

John

That quick, tiny wee Todd Howard cameo in Mario Galaxy

Free Will

When you're so dehydrated that you P. Brown

SaltyVigilante

gandalf and saruman fight in the jamiroquai room

Blake Spears

Chudwick Boseman: Watoo Forever

Fluff McScruff

james spader plug walk, doing his little james spader face

Dr. Balls

The island of doctor Poirot

Deebo

I just heard that the dusty ground is pregnant with triplets

melifiknow

Somehow, Patrick returned

The Shareholders

Patrick Brown eyeing all the dusty ground in the new NASA Photos of earth

Mangoose Prime

Camper of Gumption: An Ewunk Occurrence (Ewok Adventure Ripoff)

Mr penis

My stupid stepdad Paul won’t drive me to K-Mart to do whippets in the parking lot

Mr penis

Can you photoshop his body in a car wreck ?

Hambor12's Space

The stoning scene from Zorba the Greek (Hutt)

tigerhawk66

Who is your daddy and why is he Patrick

Mickey_da_bee

Planting slowpoke tails on a crime scene

Failstate

How do you think Boss got so good at motorboating?

Deebo

Malibu face to face with the IUD that disfigured him

Rocksteady

Broccoli Haircut Patrick

BoromirDies

"We have to fart it out Charlie!"

BoromirDies

Charlotte do your famous Jamaican accent!

BoromirDies

I hear he's on the streets outside of the building for that Viatraz company. Wonder if he has any good insight on the CEO there

DylanC

Gaming™

BoromirDies

Meet Jeb Bush: please clap

BoromirDies

Master Splinter loses custody of the turtles

KittenMittons

"Patrick the Brown that's what they called me. I am Patrick the White."

pokemaniac15

Queer ally John Travolta: "Not without my trans!"

Dr. Deagle

Stallone as the Tulsa Queen

Cowboy Baby

What's u Pastroboglin merch

Zhukov

Park Chan-wook's Sympathy for Mr. Zorba

Lerad

Your love of the halflings weed has led you to virtual insanity

Frank N Gunn

God had to nerf him or he'd be unstoppable

Zen Window

Gilmore Girls reboot poster featuring Christoph Waltz as Rory, Werner Herzog as Lorelei, and Henry Kissinger's corpse as Emily

aloneRU2

Mr. Bucket witnessing a drunk Timberlake run over a Jawa in his totally bitchin' ride.

Chicofriend

Timothy Zahn’s “Heir to the Cuck Chair” Saga

Hankenstein

Perfect-Grade AR15 Ghost-Gunpla

Yo Mama

If there was hope, it must lie in the puss.

Callie

Roald Dahl's The BFG: The Big Fuckin Guy

jesse gax

Lester and Dollman are your new sleep paralysis demons.

SaltyVigilante

I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of virtual insanity

Jon Sapp

"There is one, fuckin', way, out. One way! Praise Allah."

Mangoose Prime

Edgar Suit Scene from Men in Black, but Patrick.

Wadachip

GooGoo GahGah man

Minus

The new Three Stooges,; Larry, Curly and Mark Alai-Moe

boshudio

Tiger Woods with his CFAP machine

The DJ of TGIFridays

Heavy Metal starring Kristi Noem's husband and his righteous boobage

TateTM

I'm sure you'll find the shakes to be quite generational when your friends arrive

Hewmu

Byron Noem as a Macy's Thanksgiving day Parade Float.

Leebos

Bruno Ganz and Udo Kier as the corpse of Richard

jjolly

Embryo beyblades, umbilical ripcord

CardboardBrains

The return of that dark character Patrick.

Leebos

💕

DocBarkeep

Carmen Electra & Tequlia Gundam present MTV Spring Break

Mike Rapin

Saltzige’s evil twin: Sweetzige

Step

Youngling Val Kilmer

Jmorr50

Patrick returns as the Million Dollar Man - better, faster, more submissive than ever before.

Quinton Miller

ICE defending the drive through Black Rifle Coffee Company like the Burger Town in MW2

Joseph Laflamme

you guys remember the general insurance? with the penguin and the hot rod? Would

Matthew Brady

The Obi-Wan show, with guest stars Minch, Rahool, and Wicket (crack addicted).

Matthew Brady

"Reports say it was not very erotic for those on scene. Back to you Mitch"

Koffing

Tau Ceti 42k St. Jude's Marathon

Sambino

She and her daughters are strong silent types

Dipsy

Netanyahu proof of life deepfake of Patrick

DylanC

With fly zipped open

DylanC

A much debosched ass

cptvictor

They resent that they had to look up how to enter the country with their cans

Sundaybest

The deluge of slop is thick as goo this week. Diluted by the masses. My words shall never be read, lest the crew sit upon their throne of comments for a ten-day.

FlexYem

Sopranos cast as fast food employees

Marcus Sanchez

Talk more about Frodo’s very expressive reaction to being attacked by a spider

Kyle Koehler

No likes on any comments? Oh boy, Patrick must be back

SaltyVigilante

fuck i should have said the way of canned heat