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Comment 'Shop 97 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-13 13:00:33
Imported:
2026-04

Content

Bring out the heavy hitters because daddy's back.

Comments

Totally

Karl Orbán

stushow

I never made a deal with Ganjaklub!

Nick Taylor

Found a really good stick

Dr. Deagle

Donald Salacious B. Crumb

Joe Bingley

"Nobody's got (hearing) AIDS" "WHAT?"

Arty Frost

The Hutt That Jabba Built

Jaybug

Introducing Pop Yourself Popsicles!

Cheesy

The President of the United States visits Pandora.

David Jones

Abortion medication taste test video (Patreon exclusive)

NukeWarm

The missing shot of Anakin stepping over two dead Jedi as Palpatine claims “I ToLd YoU tHe JeDi ArE tAkInG oVeR!”

Joby Zebavich

Trick as Grogu and his new boy as Mando

Cash_Bone

5 Scary Patrick Browns Caught on Camera

Fish Guy

One Cattle After Another

Sundaybest

Patrick’s famous Afterbirth Chili

Remi S

Patrick as Old Gregg and Jacob as his fuzzy little man-peach (Charlotte drinks Bailey’s from a shoe)

SteveR

Chopped Unkar Plot

NRay7882

Elementary school Charlotte impressing her classmates with Abbott and Costello

jstowe18

Sir Jenkem Hat

Wally's Worst

Fred spilling his seed all over the Dursty ground

TheBudster

Don Vitos Greatest Hits

pfausto

Kansas hit 1978 single "Bust in the Dust"

Hauntlink

Jacob’s first tattoo

bgibblesfan42069

Elementary school Charlotte with large rainbow lollipop and propeller hat

Beach Barn

Wet Boys Weekend: Brundle Fly & Davy Jones

Cormac Lynch

Exploding a rat with rubber bands like a watermelon.

Cookie Cuttings

Patrick is replaced with a conglomeration of guests

JooceHD

The greater Lake Superior association of really big northern pike

Yuuki.EXE.666

Spaceball 2: the search for more money

Kurds Dake

Ewok E-Girl (Also, print screen button is now a shortcut for the snipping tool)

Drew Wagner

It’s time to stop being a Tony Soprano and start being a Tony Sopranyes

Haste

A horse getting what it deserves

A Kitty Cat

Paul Teutul Sr. Is appointed as the new Attorney General

Haste

Is she a woke ewok e-girl?

Byconite

Placenta the rich man's bushmeat

David Parkinson

Jack-off Johnson’s Curious Splorge (cum)

Walter

Bushmeat infomercial: "And you're going to love this..." "Wow! Look how flat that is!" "And burnt!"

apenapenapen

Paul Walker v. Ryan Dunn in Heaven’s Drag Race

Fraktruck

Hands on a hard cock I know you can't do anything with this but I had to get the poison out.

Kurds Dake

In my head it's the traditional "bathwater" type

dangxious

Club Random with Bo’marr

Kassa_Worry

Toiling in the homophobia mines

liam

Sy Snootle’s got two mouths, one for each of you

Milo Anderson

The real reason ponda baba and dr evazan have the death sentence in 12 systems

Ribby

Mobile Suit Gundam Anne Hathaway

Glup Shiddo

Joey Chestnut setting a new record at the Feast of the Ass

Peter

Dexter Jettster's Grindr account, Cumpster Dumpster

Scrub Beefwood

Can you myth me buster? To a place where Hyneman seeds

TateTM

No bird in the hand is worth 2 slaves

Mooseshark

"I miss old Astrogoblin"

SCOTT P

Viktor Orbán concedes to Boss Nass. Get a damn ad blocker like ublock for YouTube

Poppy

Can you take meesa higher To a prompt with gungan creed

PrinceRobot

Moms Home record store day exclusive vinyl. Soundscapes of living in the Starship Enterprise

Chase Hudspeth

Build a Expendables guy out of all the best parts of the other Expendables guys

Tonkatsu

The Last Sowmurai

TheWakaEmu117

Daddy’s home 3: Big Daddy Brown is back in Town

J Jedi Jameson

Dragonforce - Operation Ground and Pound Heavy

J Jedi Jameson

I might be in here twice, but fuck it.

Chelsea D'Amore

Patrick's leave was really for buccal fat removal surgery, and he donates it to Jacob

Sean Banne

Hey Patrick can you teach us aikido like you promised

Samned in DC

Eric Adams collects another citizenship

Chaz Surfboard

JD Vance dressing as the Pope to cheer up Ol Don

Brian

Affordable alternative to Ortolan Songbird: Pigeon drowned in Steel Reserve

slashx00

Diddler on the Roof

Iris

You disturbed the flea keeper (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Step

Snakes on a plain bagel

Leebos

Ethnicity to Witch Mountain

John

Martin Sheen from Spawn in the corner

Diamond Duck

Animatronic Patrick played by Joe Pants (I think it's what he would have wanted)

Sean Clay

Janeway or the Highway

Rolling614

Gary Busey’s Broadway debut in ‘Oh, Gary!’

Wobs

Tim "The Toolman" Taylor rawdogs a shop vac live

Nat Schwarz

Weird, this new actor for Odo looks a lot like Kevin Spacey….

Connor Dilk

Kyle Cat Arms, Jedi Outcat

NSW3

"Friggin' white fish. The food was drenched." -Charlotte Dante

grunglemint tea

Whatever you shop, just find some way to stop luc besson from making more movies

Ethan Quist

Patrick's ideal sack size

Koitus B

Getting reunited with my dad after he orders dim son at the restaurant

Lerad

Queen Antifa

Lerad

Definitely a buy

BoromirDies

"Where is Padme? Is she hoop? Is she, da-weep?"

Colinfixates

A Disney adult has reached their final form

Bazzgooz

Straight up experiencing the horror

Buff Iroh

The seed that Jack spilled

Aksel Lessum

the finest pipe-laying in the south farthing

Rocksteady

Ewoks have gotten really really good at first... dates.

direjimmy

LOI-CEO lay-off instructions for tech leadership (encouraging)

tigerhawk66

Ahhh Patrick, always celebrated for his dadiness

TCKingCeryn

Patrick TRAITOR Brown (green turns to brown when rotted)

Ethan

The miracle of childbirth in 4DX

Beach Barn

Could be a stone rooster

SaltyVigilante

ive given up all chance at a photogenic smile. ive made my mouth a toothless space. i share my dreams with dentists. i wake up every day to dentures i left soaking overnight

Beach Barn

Oats and apples and carrots

Bailey Yeager

Show is what Astromaxxing would look like

Nat

Digital ewok abuse

tore

I'm Jesus of Nazareth and this is die and be risen after 3 days

Relik

The Clinging Clitadel - welcome back PB

rahjahknows

Patrick's guess for comment shop 100

euan

PATRICK BROWN, GOOD TO SEE YOU!

Sea Hag

Guillermo Del Toro intervenes in the Psycho shower scene

Vilani99

Leia at the top of Hans “To Covet” list

Nat Schwarz

Logray bath water......yes.

Free Will

Flowers for Q Anon

boshudio

Erika Kirk trying to do a Druski impersonation

Nibblonians

Patrick as Jesse Ventura

Fluff McScruff

blues clues' alcoholic cousin, booze cruise

foolishjules

just give me some big ol' gnashers! like get some really fucked up teeth in there!

James Waters

If he were 6 ft tall and smoked weed then he could smoked that much weed

Mangoose Prime

Wile E. Coyote drops the boulder on Piggy (Lord of the Flies)

cptvictor

Reacher on Little St. James - You don't mess with the special abuse investigators (national security) (child safety)

Zhukov

Patrick meets the Costco bananas guy in Valhalla

PhdWiz

Buschmeat Gardens

Phill Raynsford

The Thing but instead of rocks he's made of bush meat

James Waters

Plus Nikocado vegan bushmeat revenge arc

nikotopias

machinima nuts or whatever

Andi Platts

Charlotte reanimating Patrick's corpse after the Roadcraft incident because Jacob was getting upset.

James Waters

John Carpenter’s The Thing also made of bush meat instead of meat meat

Kikaimato

Jabba the Dancing Queen

Andi Platts

Failing that, "Weekend at Patrick's; Two Idiots and a Corpse Raise a Baby"

jjolly

Charlotte skillfully constructs a genuinely hilarious photoshop, then shrinks it to 1/40th size and shoves it in the corner of some stock image

Wadachip

I’m sorry but your son has Clavicularitus

Kevin Calamity

Throw in Barron Trump as a train punk riding the rails with his dog, Erika Kirk.

Rigatoni

The Snacklist: James Spader's Throne account

James Waters

She mach in my nuts till I ma

Dr. Balls

I shit myself today, to see if I still feel

Pablo

patrick; back, black and bald

Tre Garcia

Christopher Lee spills the seed of a thousand saxon men

Jordan Moses

LobStars: Dim-a-Rick? Dud-a-Chum Lee

Gollum Juice

Heyyyyy it’s the Franklin expedition

Zippy

Viktor Orbán becomes an e-girl after losing his election.

Zippy

:(

Frank N Gunn

Patrick putting all the snakes back on Ireland (what he's really been doing)

Wilfredo

May he who is without sin, throw the first rope

Vull and Noid

𝆕One TWO Three Four𝆕 𝆕This is HOW fast time goes by𝆕 𝆕WHERE is DALTON𝆕 𝆕Looks like this roadhouse is MINE𝆕 (It's a repeat but Charlotte & Yakub didn't know the melody)

Tank3875

Shaved Patrick. Completely smooth.

dodie omg

Mormon mandolorain gifts grogu his garments.

jack stewart

Patrick finally finished his goon sesh but had to defeat the foul beast it summoned

Russell Richardson

The Assassination of THAT PUSS, by the Coward MY DICK.

JivetheSuperTurkey

Bobby Newport: Smoking Newports, in Newport(Rhode island), on a brand-new port.

EvelynA33

Logray blockading the straight of hormuz

Cowboy Baby

How would you like your foreskin...BACK?

Quicksandbuddy

The ground, once dusty, now verdant and rich with life

Hankenstein

Could you just add Tim Allen's Shaggy Dog eyes to whoever you do

Barden

Pop punk (but "pop" is like cumming)

Zen Window

Patrick's first kid breaking into the bedroom of his second kid, because he needed some stuff that was inside

RobotRonin

"da boss baby" (Grogu dressed like a mobster)

Josh

Patrick as Shun Gon in Cats (2019)

Chicofriend

It’s not gay if done upon the dusty ground

Septafolia

Jabba the Hutt filing his JTHIITR (Jabba the Hutt's Individual Income Tax Return) with the Tatooine Planetary Revenue Service

Maxwell

Prezbo desk pops onto the dusty ground

Lerad

I can just hear that jaunty guitar riff

eano

Patrick BrownMan

Lerad

It's like the ship of theseus with you people

liam

/\

Hewmu

An unedited photo of Patrick so I know he is safe

Shakey Jakey

Lost his virginity, master Obi Wan has! How embarrassing!

Shakey Jakey

My only regret... Is that I had... Clavicularitus...

Katey506

The "great American deities" from The Mortal Engines, however, instead of the minions it's Tim Allen's The Shaggy Dog

Katey506

if we all work together we can make this dream a reality

Godzillas Petite Girlfriend

Pied Piper Patrick just wanted to play music and didn't mean to mure the kids into the forest and kill them

Anna and Jake

All of Chewbacca's kids: Lumpy Bacca, Sussy Bacca, and Ted.

jraluark

101 Baby Patricks with Charlotte as Cruella DeVille

CardboardBrains

Cover for Max Rebo's late career jizz-funk album

Women B Shoppin

Droopy McCool says his new album is "a lot more Chinese" than hos previous albums.

Wally's Worst

a photo of Patrick holding todays newspaper

Seth Heder

If I am, I don’t know it

volkor316

Patrick is gone for good and has been replaced by his doppleganger according to reddit: any white man with a moustache.

Ady

The hamburgler's long lost sidekick, the burglet

User

I love you

QuickstrikeTRU

A clown orgy but like, 20 clowns coming out of another clown.... like their cars

Kyall

The furtive seed, so easily spilled

bgibblesfan42069

im certain in some smalltown America shithole, theres a 20 something dude reinventing the most offensive-to-the-ears crust punk imaginable and calling it cum-punk

Barden

The band Health calls their music "cum metal" in a lot of their social media posts lol

Jack Humphrey

Speed Tour Tik Toker Tours Nancy Pelosi’s office on January 6th

Koffing

Patrick "Sisu" Brown

Ash

How are you feeling after giving birth Patrick?

Markus Mason

Coach Benjamin Wade the Dragon Slayer teaches Patrick the art of the haiku while on their exile at the exotic Satriale’s in Newark, NJ

edaV

is the lumber here dimensional?

CeeBass

Patrick’s back after a looksmaxxing sabbatical.

Mike Rapin

Mama's and the papas and goonas and the poopas

Miauchanto

Your demobaza outies

Q-nut

Going to the library to look at microfiches of disasters to double up on the floor.

Frostee

now, witness the power of this fully xanned and confrontational battle chimp

Josh Pee

Daddy went out to Mr. Magorium's Cigarette Emporium and actually came back.

NukeWarm

He went to Turkey to be able to grow more facial hair

Felix Forrester

drape a Denny's placemat to hide your face from the manager