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Comment ‘Shop 98 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-20 14:00:21
Imported:
2026-04

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We’re back! A Comment ‘Shop Story

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Minch McConnell

Gwendolyn Valerie

93X SWEEPSTAKES: Win a Creed Funko Pop Collection!

Cheesy

Bitch (non-derogatory)

GoodPostReilly

I have altered the deal, Mr Mandel. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

Wally's Worst

something normal this week... please

jack stewart

Patrick play cine2nerdle they can't stop you

bgibblesfan42069

Skipping out on the festivities this year cause I have job interviews rn I'm so fucking angry

Doty

Linus Tec-9 Tips

dangxious

Matrix Reloaded Silent disco

David Jones

I have no Crom and I must tongue for it

Brian

Chuds MacKenzie: The Original Deadbeat Dad

stushow

Philadelphia 76ers legend Generative A.I.

apenapenapen

Dusty Rhodes, take my load, to the face, where it belongs, Wrestlemania, tag team champion, take my load, Dusty Rhodes

Duncan Passell

Pounding heavy with Elizabeth Warren

Wally's Worst

or like ben quadinaros eating ass or something

Arty Frost

Livin la vida locusts

Hauntlink

Percy Jackson and the trial of the Muff Diver

boshudio

Will Smith over the phone to Katy Perry : What are you, a blind roast beef salesman?

Kickflipoff

I turned Hidetaka Miyazakis poison swamp into a toilet

Barden

Guy Captain and the World of Cumorrow

Iris

That horrible thing in patricks attic

HeyJoshRob

Pee-Wee's Tuscan Style Playhouse.

Failstate

Dwarf Delver 2: 2 Greedily 2 Deep

direjimmy

Incorporate half opacity Jacob in whatever you make.

Astrid

this one’s for Jacob: Dick Deschainy

Joby Zebavich

To the theme of Star Trek: Enterprise: “IVE GOT WORMS! IN MY BUTT! NOTHINGS EVER GONNA GET THEM OUT!”

Ribby

The Ka-tet Offensive

Kurds Dake

Sex with Zam Wesell, but she turns into Poggle The Lesser the moment before you bust

Joby Zebavich

Also pls do a Star Trek podcast!!

TateTM

It seems in your anger you force fem'd her

Felix Forrester

the wife needs those balls tightened right back up

Bumpo Tungus

Patrick as Horus Lupercal, Charolette as the emperor of mankind, and Jacob lying dead as sanguinius (the final duel of Warhammer 30k)

NRay7882

Conan O'Brian the Barbarian

Erynsaurus

Gandolfini the White

Joe Bingley

Astrogoblin aboard Artemis 3

lilcczar

Kevin James marching (Solo Mio) in the Black Parade

Jaid Saviero

I know why the caged dick cums

Fraktruck

A visual representation of "fan/reddit" voice

Mickey_da_bee

quirked up patrick thrusting at a Creed concert

SCOTT P

Astrogoblin updates mount Rushmore

Milo Anderson

The astrogoblin ka tet absolutely whiffing every single shot against the wolves

Haste

RFK Jr getting banned from The Grid

Hankenstein

"In the name of the Daddy, the Sub, and the Horny Spirit. Amen."

boshudio

Max from a Goofy Movie getting into looksmaxing and the far right mindset

SCOTT P

Flavored anal lube mukbang

Johnald90

We keep seeing these "this guy looks like Patrick" posts. Make the person on earth who looks the LEAST like Patrick

Milo Anderson

I'm reading the last DT book for the first time so it's all I can think about

grunglemint tea

gerard depardieu nose transplant surgery

SaltyVigilante

grammy lifetime hands free achievement award

Peter

Tey How says Ni Hao, is cancelled

Nikeandmickey

The Top Chef episode where they cook and eat Balto

boshudio

I taught your father to throw the Moby Discus

Peter

unflavored anal lube mukbang

foolishjules

Next week, fasten your seat belts for a fast and furious grand finale of Fodesinbeed Annodue's Pod Race™! Which of our top three Sith queens do you think will take home the Kyber crystal? Are you team Darth Gayder, team Palpatwink , or team Exar Kunt? And remember, if love yourself you cannot, how in the hell somebody else you are going to love?

Free Will

Can we slip a tiny Armando Torres in there somewhere? For the old dogs?

JustWrecks

Patrick's son Patrick Jr and his daughter Patricia dressed as Padawan under Jedi Master Patrick Sr

tore

The Tasha Yar tar monster kills RoosterTeeth

boshudio

Tulsa King serving cunt

Wobs

Frank Caliendo returns as Charlie Kirk

Lerad

An Astrogoblin playlist to help me put dogs to sleep

Joe Pastier

The Hangover starring Kash Patel, Hegseth, and Kavanaugh

Sean Banne

Where the Cuck Dads Sing

Lerad

Cannot begin to express how much I didn't expect Luke Skywalker meatspin in my brain at 10am on a monday

Gollum Juice

Leonard Neimoidian “Captain, these Jedi are quite illogical”

BoromirDies

RFK's de-penis'd raccoon gets pet sematary'd

Vull and Noid

My bad on the obscure nu-metal song last week, I assumed making it onto the globally celebrated & critically acclaimed NASCAR 2005: Chase For The Cup soundtrack meant that song was way more popular than it was.

fluffylonghair

Astrogoblin has a booth at a career fair

liam

“Adrian” B’omarr Monk and B’uffalo Leland Stollemeyer Bill

Lerad

Read this in The Beaver voice

NukeWarm

Mad Max Lorax

Kiefer

you've hooped your last weep, mr bond

Donovan

Everybody's normal but you're hanging out on board the "Wanderer" from Captain Ron

Mothman eats booty

smegol kills deagol for the one popper to rule them all

jack stewart

That's what I was hoping for

Bailey Yeager

Sequel series to BEEF: MEAT , starring Ving Rhames and Mads Mikkelson stuck in an Arby's for two weeks.

Tonkatsu

We bought a poo

Leebos

The John Green Mile

Andi Platts

Astrogoblins play Hitman, but the elusive target is a comment shop prompt that doesn't mention patrick

Katey506

Rooster teeth Last Laugh, everyone’s holding it in as Will from Stranger things sobs profusely on the couch

Mooseshark

Set it in Timberborn

Mangoose Prime

"That's the Biggest Guy I've ever seen *mouth noises*"- Hannibal Lecter

Zorba Soprano

The three wise men present baby Jesus with gifts of gold, frankincense, and F. Murray Abraham.

Dino the dino

whatever it is add some tacky mom wall decor that says "Sow, Slave, Salzige"

Jon Sapp

"M-mother, you're dropshipping."

kjultra

Nightfall Erowid

Colby

Link's Awakening (SEXUAL)

KittenMittons

Even Master Yoda doesn't have a T-Count that low.

Beach Barn

Billy Bibbit: Swiftie

Fish Guy

"Here's your Subzero! Now, Dom-Zero!"

CeeBass

Dixon Hill dumping a dead twi’lek hooker in the tar pits

Byconite

Worf "talking you through it"

James Waters

For sale: miniature wife, never vored

commandob

Martir Luthen King has a dream

melifiknow

The Took, the Thief, His Pipe and His Lover

YourPhantasm

Grainy footage of Yoda held at gunpoint delivering a ransom notice

Madeline Alright

I imagine it probably spun you right round, baby, right round Like a record, baby, right round, round, round

Samned in DC

New from Salt & Straw: Bryce Harper's Raw Milk

The Shareholders

The tax documents of the different people you've invented to apply to jobs

NickIsRadford

Jacob’s Prince Albert hitting Patrick’s teeth

Rocksteady

Panel-Lining as a cosmetic Surgery

Zhukov

Johnny Mawhonic

Connor Dilk

Khan Noonien Singhs the Blues

SteveR

Top Steer

Galactic Factotum

Rowlf consoling Luthen Rael at the piano bar, inspiring his sacrifice speech

Andi Platts

Also sorry for being shit at these, I hate living on terf island

Garry

Street Sharts

James Waters

Is Patrick a shawty or a white boy?

Michael Zwez

The whitest crustiest dog in god’s kingdom

Q-nut

Y’all remember that one time? Do that.

Chimp Steinham

Alex Jones selling dick pills on QVC

Rigatoni

What if Benjamin Button aged like a normal guy?

Step

The Whore of Obi-Wan

Zen Window

Erowid new parent sleep deprivation review

Drew Wagner

Taylor Sheridan’s Y: The Last Man

Markus Mason

Jedi Master Benjamin “Coach” Wade teaches their Padawan Jacob Form V: Way of the Krayt Dragon (Slayer)

Bryce

Project Snail Mary

Luc Bisson

Ralphie Cifaretto sees Gladiator 2

PhdWiz

The Astrogoblin hydra

Nat

George getting Lenny to POP! himself

jjolly

The Shan Guo version of Shen Yun

jjolly

5,000 years of static city history

Daniel Felesina

Lee Daniels Lee Cronin’s The Butler Mummy

Ethan Quist

A Shan Guonese fire drill

Chris H

The Ringwraiths spilling their seed upon the dusty GROND GROND GROND!!

redking

Jacob busting after Star Trek gooning for so long

Zippy

Inspector Gadget arms

el rio medina

Patrick as a “Red Cross Doctor”

Bigworthless

Good Traditional Morning with CigaRhett and sausage Link

Zippy

Everything Everywhere All at Once Bagel

Garrett Breen

My reaction when my coworker plays Andrew W.K.

Maxwell

Clavicular getting heightmogged by Danny Devito

Booboo McGoohoo

Patrick, as a “doctor” coming from Heaven to heal all of us weak goblins in our time of need

TheWakaEmu117

Jacob wearing his finest Shu Mai vestments

Miauchanto

Your demobaza outies

Colinfixates

Patrick grows a cutaneous horn

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Just woke up and still tired. Give me a jump scare in there. Scary Bilbo or a Large Marge type thing.

dodie omg

Jeremy Weak's acting class.

tigerhawk66

Patrick finally getting his Marlboro and Steele Reserve

dodie omg

aka emaciated Jeremy Strong

Shakey Jakey

"Jesus Christ Tone, Sal was testin out his teleporter and Pie-oh-my walked in the other side! Now we got a Big Puss-oh-my makin a mess of the place!"

Shakey Jakey

No, I couldn't have, I felt her cock!

Shakey Jakey

I've been working on one on AO3 I can send

thetruesamwise

No prompt, just rip a cine2nerdle real quick

Callie

The House that Jack Built of Leaves and then Hid Himself In Deep Inside Until an Unwitting Family Came Along and Moved In and

Tank3875

A Gorilla discovering the secret of opiod addiction

Kickflipoff

I hate everything about bagel

Tank3875

It's too late

Nobody

Mason Verger saying no-one beats the Skibidi Rizz

Tank3875

You know what they say.

Buff Iroh

Harry Potter and the Half-Chub Prince

Wadachip

Andrew W.K wins this years FIFA peace prize

JakeFromEast

Uncle baby Billy gets hooked on looksmaxxing

Wilfredo

Heavy is the hog that seeds the ground

SteveR

Baby Yoda legs

WormWoman

Astroglide goblin

NSW3

Hooyah Galactic Republic, Hooyah Republic Navy

Dr. Balls

what if the pit droids had a set of fat balls

boshudio

Legend of zelda : Tears of the minchdom

Ady

Stephen HawtWing

NSW3

Hooyah Galactic Republic, Hooyah Republic Navy

TheyCallMeCrisp

Alex Jones smoking that shit that turned the frogs gay

boshudio

Thats a gorgeous piece of imperial cooze

Hypnoctopi

We are all Jonah Hill

Chip Clip

The umbrella corporation creates a new strand of the woke mind virus

Women B Shoppin

A Gamorrean browsing the VHS cover of Sows Gone Wild.

wynnebago

Patrick "had a baby" to watch the Blacklist

Pablo

some guys excited to see an italian bronco

RobotRonin

The oj chase, but it's an ad for the brand new 2026 Ford Bronco

Dr. Deagle

Lindsey Graham at Disney on Acid

boshudio

This came to me in a dream: Clavicular Manslaughter

Kyall

Rahul gets a bbl (thick every night)

cptvictor

Battle of the Marc Alaimo

Andi Platts

"my precious" and it's andy serkis cradling a bottle of rush

Juuso E Salin

I have no pussy and i must queef

mitchshow

VeggieTales: I now pronounce you Bob & Larry

Frank N Gunn

Picking up a free used mattress from Chatsworth

Koffing

The Gay of Hormuz

LeKa

Can you please add a cool rock?

Minus

Kim Cardassian

Andrew Hawkins

Jaws but it's the Sopranos crew hunting the shark

Deuce Downing

what is the charge enjoying a succulent jellied eel. My scran is not a crime!

Emilio Orrico

Are the ortolan songbirds here generational?

Scad Party

Phillip, See More Hoffman