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Comment ‘Shop 99 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-27 13:00:28
Imported:
2026-04

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Give us the juice for the last double-digit Comment ‘Shop.

Comments

Beach Barn

There’s Something About The Court Eunuch

Gwendolyn Valerie

Going to the post office to get a Terrence Stamp stamp

Joe Bingley

Many bottoms died to bring us this information

Halite

Yoda with a Desert Eagle

Garrett Breen

Star Trek superfan Jacob being tricksy and false

dangxious

A vile banner ad

nikotopias

Make the prompt give some double digits baybeeee

Zippy

Jungle Avengers

NRay7882

the cleaner on all fours in the opening of Murder at 1600

Free Will

The Glove of Cow Guy Close

LittleJohn

Moby Dick 2: The Search for Spock

apenapenapen

Star Trek: Fire Walk With Me

Pablo

gay mickey

David Jones

The boy from Wonder (2017) as played by Odo

Fish Guy

Worf X Rolf: Rorf

stushow

Short Patrick, tall Jacob and straight Charlotte

Colinfixates

Any% Washington Hilton speedrun

Mooseshark

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater: Sick Every Night

Ribby

Roland Deschained Together

Patrick Roy

Goo Goo Dolls - A Boy Named Goo (1995)

bgibblesfan42069

jigsaw puts little alex horne inside of greg davies

Iris

The 30 pieces of astrogoblin silver equivelant Jacob receives for his great star trek betrayal

Ethan

One threw ropes over the cuckoos nest

Laurits Mikkelsen

Ask chatgpt to come up with the prompt, see if your patrons can finally be replaced

Milo Anderson

What I should have for dinner tonight

Andi Platts

"Starfleet Headquarters: 0 Days since one of our ships had holodeck Nazis on board"

Baron Sogz

The Australian term patrick keeps trying to remember is 'we're not here to fuck spiders'

Wally's Worst

Travis in Repo the Rock Opera repossessing hands and faces

Ethan Quist

Farscape Pilot pops 4 guys.

Ezrah

Scott Stapp x Mr. Beast

Poppy

Fix or worsen the Netflix Gundam cast for Jacob's pleasure or horror

Region_Locked

how to lose a man animal in 30 days

TimeToDoot

The SlowGoo Guys featuring Gavin hands-Free

Buff Iroh

Young Jacob nearly getting consumed by a swarm of insects during a red flag warning

Rigatoni

Goddammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a looksmaxxer

Leebos

Jacob's transformation into a Manhunt (2022) zombie

Bailey Yeager

Jacob, take the day off, you've earned it. There's some deathsticks in the fridge

jack stewart

Turn all three of you into ewoks

Nick Taylor

The Croatian Mafia would like to talk

TateTM

I reached the top and had to pop and that's what's botherin me

Nat

Jacquing off

Peter

Jefferies Tambor Tube

Nicky__J

whatever you create, just slap a rainbow on it and send it to Charlotte for approval

Rocksteady

Jacob high out of his mind watching the worst episodes of Star Trek: Discovery.

SaltyVigilante

babu frik rob schneider buddy cop(21 glug street)

Gandalf's Big Naturals

Patrick teaching his children the ancient ritual of his people; knifers.

NSW3

Woah, is that fucking Neimoidian voice, dude? Bro, please tell me that's not Neimoidian voice.

Barden

APES WITH THE COCKS OF MAN

foolishjules

dear Lord, please forgive of my sins of party rocking

TateTM

I wanna have a man mancub. See my seed upon the ground.

Chimp Steinham

Entering a Dom/Sub relationship (DOMinos/SUBway)

VirusWithShoes

And Lo the Polish robot drove the swine from the land

DocBarkeep

Entmoot halftime show feat. Creed from their Weathered album cover.

Bazzgooz

funhaus M.D.

Mackenzie DeMello

Taking place at the 99 restaurant, great eels, great squeals

Bumpo Tungus

Clavicular tried at the Hauge for warmaxxing crimes

Drnohands

Raymond 'Red' Reddington explaining that shitting his pants was all part of the plan from the beginning

Haste

Travis the Gimp

Meatshelly

Willy Wonka Entertainment's fizzy lifting belt

Fraktruck

The 99 problems of Martin Luther

Nat Schwarz

Grizzly Man, but with twinks

Remi S

Nasty little prison pocketses

SteveR

Salacious B Cumming

jjolly

The Calendar Children Episode V: The Gregorians Strike Back

Tonkatsu

Cum for the cum god

BoromirDies

Pippin - "we've had one yes, what about a second "assassination attempt?"

Cheesy

buaha the titanium… legs… military takes care… of its own… you’re pregnant in the stomach?

Wadachip

Behold my Australian Dippy Dog, loud and protruding.

Brian

Goonies say never cum

Donovan

Add a whole bunch of cats!

Joby Zebavich

“Rahul kohli throwing it back every night??”

Nobody

Randy Mark Buffalo

Lerad

The comment shop was a mistake

Frank N Gunn

Patrick if he was from Wisconsin

Hypnoctopi

Patrick learns how to read

Cowboy Baby

Joined the Dark Side Dupree has

SCOTT P

Jacob falling in a K-hole

Deebo

Paula Abdulla Oblongata

A Kitty Cat

The beaver? I barely know her

Katey506

one quarter portion of bush meat

tore

CinemaSins for porno

Andi Platts

Prostates for the Prostate Throne

Alex🏳️‍⚧️

Hannibal serving the viatras guy his own leg (cooked in clay ofc)

DebrafromHR

This is my first comment section am I doing it right?

Connor Dilk

Don't stop, I'm Pon Closse!

KittenMittons

Many bottoms topped to bring us this information.

Jeremy Allen Fart

We're the rhino kid. We're the thing that gets hard when there's not enough goo in our backpack

NukeWarm

Dragon Ball Bondi: "THE STOCK MARKET IS OVER 50,000"

Garry

The White House Ballroom Jeans brought to you by Duluth Trading Co.

User

151th like, the real reals know

Hambien

Diggin for clams

Mr penis

I won’t tell you mine

Wobs

I once ate at a Red Robin playing a graphic butchering scene from Hannibal (tv) on all tvs and a very angry parent with young kid complained

Ady

Lee Harvey Oswald the Octopus

PrinceRobot

Boy Meets World- Season 4 Episode 2

James Waters

A little kid really fuckin excited about meeting René Auberjonois

John

Stephen Miller cupping some Thala-siren tiddy as he escapes

Wobs

Give me the power, of man's gold shower so I can pee like you

Byconite

You get use to it, I don't even see the code. All I see is: Astrogoblin, BYTT, Answer for it

SanguinePenguin

King Louie-then Rael - "I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost, and by the time I looked down there was no longer any hoop da beneath my weep."

slashx00

The DeGloving of Darth Vader

melifiknow

The patron saint of Raid: Shadow Legends

Zhukov

Tiktok realtor doing speed tour of Bin Laden compound

DylanC

Travolta & Rhys Meyers at Charles De Gaulle Aiprort. Travolta detained by customs. Travolta without his cans. Rhys Meyers with diplomatic authority. Travolta, cans returned.

Byconite

More of a Season 4 Episode 15 myself

Not_Quite

Cry havoc and let loose Clifford the big red dog of war

Space_Worm

Peter Davis: the under appreciated Sanrio character. And most dapperest boy!

Mangoose Prime

Raymond Redditor and the BlockedList

Q-nut

A couple of sows gettin doubled up together

Milo Anderson

The link show arbor day spectacular

aloneRU2

Fraggle Rock's Pa Gorg fallen on hard times

Fluff McScruff

Mongolian horse archer who treats his horse like a car guy treats his honda civic

TheWakaEmu117

Crouching Charlotte, Hidden Patrick, Jacob.

Deebo

Modern-day Drinkable Cheeseburger

Zach Rigby

destiny guardians raiding the scientology building

Hambor12's Space

Everything is the same they’re all just Pokemon. Patrick is Herdier, Charlotte is Servine, and Jacob is a to-scale Metagross

RobotRonin

I had a great one but completely forgot. So, Classic Boneless Pizza

Matthew Brady

Make Jacob write "I MUST NOT WATCH STAR TREK WITHOUT TELLING MY FELLOW GOBLINS" 100 TIMES! As punishment for depriving us of so much Star Trek fun we could have had!

liam

Jacob suckling at Gene Roddenberry’s knowledge teat.

PhdWiz

Can Patrick also be my dad?

Dino the dino

put Jacob in the Star Trek radiation chamber for his deception

Mike Rapin

WTF? Why The (Babu) Frik?

Galactic Factotum

Exorcist Pus*y: so good it makes you scream and jump out of a window

Tom Ryan

Q uses his Q power to make the crew of the Enterprise Smash Bros

Minus

Jacob watches Star Trek: Ultimate anime betrayal

Astrogoblin these nuts yum yum yum

captains log. we've encountered an entire planet of thirsty bottoms. First officer Riker has returned to the ship looking more dehydrated than that time he fucked the salt vampire.

Kickflipoff

I like the prompt you picked, but let’s have Alan Ritchson beating the shit out of them in front of his kids

Maxwell

Hey gang, can you scrape together all our Guys to clean my house? Thaaaaanks!

Deebo

The fundamental difference between Left Twix and Right Twix

boshudio

The Haunting of Chill House

boshudio

Or Wookie War Crimes ( Colorized )

boshudio

A cuck in the hand is worth two in my bush

Mike Iommi

Werner Herzog's Glizzy Man

Women B Shoppin

Patrick has a Harambe moment after falling into Charlotte's she-beast enclosure. (Jacob is filming)

Hankenstein

The most well-endowed gorilla you've ever seen

MontyBMan

I got 99 prompts but a bimm ain't one.

Milo Anderson

What REALLY at the top of the dark tower

Kyall

Bushmeat joe black

Tank3875

PB&J (Puss, Butt, & Jugs)

grunglemint tea

hope i'm not too late, just sprinkle in some extra whimsy to whatever you make

NickIsRadford

Patrick and Jacob make each other pop (huge loads)

Deuce Downing

"I'm afraid the milkshakes won't be quite as generational when your friends arrive"

Hornk

April Showers, the Spring Child turned prostitute turned Warden of the Months in her old age, is engaged in a climactic duel with her rebellious daughter May Flowers who is trying to unravel the September Secret

Hornk

May’s father is the Weeklord or something. And she’s safeguarding the Leap Child in a Grogu type situation

el rio medina

Curve it like Kohli movie poster

Nat Schwarz

By the Coward Robert Ford

Sambino

Jacob the Betrayer

Emilio L

April showers bring May growers

Waguigi

Include the scary-ass illustration of Blaine the Monorail from The Dark Tower

jim nope

loving all the horse stuff

woop woop

Jacob secretly watching Star Trek while the others try to see what he’s doing

Devilswill

Jacobs reaction to being in the room from that time Neelix saved Harry Kim by sleeping with that Klingon lady.

direjimmy

Just what I t’ought, this ballroom is mine.

Josh VanValkenburg

Charlotte as Roland, Patrick as the Man in Black, and Jacob as The Crimson King

Matt Boje

Charolettes new band, "Suicide by Charolette".