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LIVESTREAM - Comment 'Shop 100 (Patreon)

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2026-05-04 14:44:11
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Leave some juicy prompts under this post. The Goblins Three are emerging from their hovels to bring you the hundredth Comment 'Shop LIVE.

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Comment 'Shop 100 LIVE

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Madeline Alright

Cumming into my cage and I've been feeling locked tight

Maxwell

What’s you pastor Groban (Josh)

Colinfixates

Ezekial 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Joe Bingley

Ranking ewoks by puntability

HeyJoshRob

Bam as Blade and Don Vito as Whistler

apenapenapen

“You have my sword” “and you have my bow” “and my ass”

Nick Barnes

Boss Nass getting his Boonta Eve Classiced for May the 4th

slashx00

Butch Chastity and the Sundance Cage

Peter

I went down to the river to cruise, Looking to suck off some hung dudes, And who should wear, a condom now, Good Lord, show me some gays.

Richard Jeter

The September child fled across the August biome, and the calendar followed.

Erynsaurus

A Good Day to Dye Hogs

Wally's Worst

May the 4th be with you (derogatory)

Buff Iroh

Disclosure Day, but it's Tony disclosing how good Uncle June is at munching box

Tonkatsu

Fem Gonzo’s huge naturals

Dr. Balls

International man of mystery, Bob Voyage

TateTM

Nothing hooptie can happen, it can only weep happen

jack stewart

The ugliest gremlin you can possibly make in the fall of saigon

Free Will

When you strap a bomb to a Soprano: Thats-a Rigd-a-Tony

Leebos

Happy 100th! Can you throw Asian Hugo Weaving in there?

Terence Wiggins

Latinx but sung to the tune of Lapti Nek

Joby Zebavich

Jeffery Coombs as Weyoun, Jeffery Coombs’ Andorian character, and Garek just happen to be at a spit roast…

LordZorro

Ewok bushmeat market

Mike Iommi

You're once, twice, three times a Lindsey Graham's ladybug

Rolling614

Do Bloods let their kids watch Bluey?

DebrafromHR

Benjamin Sisko's meal prep guide for your abandoned son

Drnohands

Spilling my hoop on the dusty weep

Poppy

Monty Popathon and the Holy Tail

Cowboy Baby

Onan's I Love This Dusty Ground

Cheesy

Oh, cool, a handjobber.

Step

Something worse than that Hokum rabbit

Ribby

Johnny Rodriguez: His Legs Wide

Frank N Gunn

Kaiju Patrick destroying gunpla

Beach Barn

Astrogoblin X McElroy brothers: who eats who?

madrobot

I've missed a lot of prompt posts due to the Rhino Cloud(very bad feelings), and I just want to say I started watching DS9 late fh, early Goblin due to Patrick and Charlotte's references, after only watching tng and loving it for many years. The result is TNG>DS9>Ent>Voy. Ent is much better than Voy, A Night In Sick Bay is the funniest episode of the entire franchise. Thank you for your effort, and your ability to shed the fh shadow, to become a powerful superstructure, destined to lay waste to many planets. My prompt is Trump and his cabinet on a starship bridge, California on the viewscreen

Daniel Felesina

Zoomers dressing up as Salzige, Tappsy, and Constance to the storm Scientology building

Wobs

Kerminal List: Dark Rolf

odKosmar

Patrick in the Mikelash Bloodborne anti-auto-fellatio cage

Andi Platts

"Reservoir Varren" - Tarantino directs a mass effect movie, starring Charlotte as Tali, Patrick as Garrus, and Jacob as Wrex.

Remi S

Jesus Hoopti wept.

Sean Banne

Daddy Patrick finally gets a PAWG comment shop

Mr penis

Rudy Giuliani is in critical condition in the hospital please pray for him and for his swift recovery 🙏

stushow

Angel "Dust" Boys

Anne Chovy

Tubal-Cain accepts the 2015 Critics Choice Award for “Best Tubal-Cain”

Ajaxian

Wake Me Up When September Ends: A Calendar Children Story

Clickery21

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Klingon meal? ↓ nuq 'oH pum? Soj DaSop'a'? tlhInganpu' Soj succulent'a'?

jstowe18

Patrick Brown whiteface

More Betterness

PSA 10 graded Gianna Michaels rookie card

Mothman eats booty

smegol kills deagol for the one popper to rule them all

Lerad

Ernest Deep Space Borgnine

Buggeiestguy

Rob Schneider in the darth vader contraption getting his hat put on just right

jjolly

“If you don't eat your seed, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your seed?!”

cptvictor

The Same Old Blood, The Same Old C

Cubby

Goblins Ad Astra: finally putting together the Astrogoblin rocket to prove the earth is flat

MontyBMan

Sleaze Baggano after turning his life around

NickIsRadford

Palpatine’s rebirth in Dark Empire, but it’s Patrick standing nude in front of Jacob

Walter

Galdalf's pipe-weed trip report

TheWakaEmu117

Take you favorite elements from past comment shops and combine them in to one celebration

Blade J

A Wayne’s World, Bohemian rhapsody intro scene with the reoccurring characters of Astrogoblin.

Dil-the-Spider

Predator City Approaches City Wearing Rooster Teeth Hoodie

NSW3

Why is everyone obsession with Andrew W.K, star of Cartoon Network's Destroy Build Destroy?

NRay7882

Bruno Mars Guo

BoromirDies

"Whats the charge? Enjoying some California dry wine? Some french inspired wine fermented in the bottle? Bwahhhhhhhh. . . Get your hand off my Rosebud!"

Bailey Yeager

Star Wars Species breedability Tier List

A Kitty Cat

Cute Gunray, Hott Dod, and Slot Rambor

LeKa

Marky Mark attempts to prevent a great American tragedy. (The Dave Matthews Band tour bus incident).

Dil-the-Spider

Gotta gotta be down because I bottom all

CherRockOperaNOW

When Charlotte makes this face 🌝 (mischief)

NukeWarm

Erika Kirk as Two-Face but the other half is Druski's Whiteface

Rocksteady

Run Nation does a Scientology Speedrun

Haste

Max Rebo's Spunk'd!

Bigworthless

Kentucky derby but it's all Ewoks

fluffylonghair

the cars from Cars are hermit crab types

Lerad

‎

Barden

"Hey Man Nice Cock" by Filter

Barden

THIS ONE, PLEASE, I NEED IT

Barden

1 like = 1 prayer AMEN

John

Grogu’s wild years

James Waters

I lost my virginity at the McElroy fuck-a-fan contest

Juan A.

He-Man Acuña

Minus

Jacob: Just waht I taut, this generational sci fi is miiiiiine.

Joe Pastier

Patrick as the Banshee Gundam destroying the Kshatriya

Kurds Dake

Threesome with Riker, Thomas, and Deeana. The Best of Both Holes

Barden

Put all the previous comment shops onto one tiny screen in the background

Zippy

Chet GPT Hanks

Garry

Grogu htting his first death stick

Stan

Travis removed his plug and cage

Charles Anderson

Crimson King Louie "Give me the power of The Dark Tower"

Zen Window

Arthur Fonzarelli immediately hitting it off with Aayla Secura without a hint of self awareness

JivetheSuperTurkey

Cal Thresher and Robert Quarels (Justified) death battle. Or the both of them killing Sean Hawk(First Contact). Idk this shit is hord

PhdWiz

Never forget May the 4th memorial service

Markus Mason

Dash Rendar and the attack of the Big Naturals ™ Wampas

Colby

"Sorry Han. Lost my virginity in a game of Sabacc."

Noobity

The onion volcano and catching a shrimp at the Hitachi grill

Ffej

Paul Masson’s vintage Turtle Chips, fermented in the bag

Kickflipoff

I miss my guuuuuuuuyyysss. (They’re younger)

Jaid Saviero

caged cocks, full sacks, can't lose.

Mickey_da_bee

suckin on a chili dog outside the tastee freeze, do you see? they jay on my cub till i fullerton, do you see?

Ethan

Straight Pride and Prejudice

BoromirDies

"Oi! We're cumming too!"

NukeWarm

I do in fact hope they do it while she's in her all black commando outfit

Glup Shiddo

The goblins kill a dog like in the Doom Generation

Brady Hoffman

Mos Eisley Cantina but instead of Tattooine it’s in Pennsyltucky

BoromirDies

It's just disassembled Lego bodies and sharks on a blue flat mat. But somewhere Nick Cage is there in spirit

Mr penis

Don’t say that

Gandalf's Big Naturals

John Fetterman froze in a cube of ice like the Scoobydoo caveman he is.

eano

Create an ad for Ryan Plus

Drnohands

Rude boy Giuliani

bgibblesfan42069

Of course you can't have pussy without maple syrup bet your butt

Joe Bingley

It was only some jizz, how'd it end up like this?

Fraktruck

The average Astrogoblin enjoyer

Felix Forrester

remember that time he fell into a bunch of chairs that was fun

Deusaroni

The Rise and Fall of Darth Maul: A Ray Park Story

Miauchanto

"Gandalf the gay, that was my name. I'm Gandalf the bi"

Drew Wagner

The DeForest Moon of Endor

Wilfredo

Trad wife Sy Snootles

Patrick Roy

The Personal History of David Copperfield Part II starring Kash Patel

Shakey Jakey

The Astrogoblins fight their hydra. When one niche reference is severed from the body, two more shall take it's place

bSharks

cephalopod-cast

ImJustWiggles

Do not try and bend the discus, instead try to remember there is no discus

Wadachip

Tyler Durden starts Sissy Club

RobotRonin

Riker and Han bangin' some alien babes

Zhukov

The Landman Before Time

Kelemal

Riyadh comedy fest on a Mortal Engines city

DylanC

A store that sells donated lightly used and refurbished prompts.

Donald Mahanahan

Hot Watto will return in the "Mandalorian and Grogu"

Jamie K

Im leaving work early to watch this

liam

A24 presents Backshots (2027)

Kurds Dake

It was only some jiz, it was only some jiz. Now mines going real soft, and she's strapping one on.

tore

The Fellowship of the Hollywood Ambassadors

VirusWithShoes

Try to do it in GIMP this time no cheating

jraluark

The "100" topics and references of Astrogoblin

Dino the dino

Just play SVWBordle instead and never get to picking a prompt

Marie C

Hellraiser family reunion at the public park

NRay7882

Where is the link show? Is it safe? Is it alright?

Meatshelly

Getting a migraine can you just put in one of those warships they covered in zigzags to confuse the enemy?

NRay7882

She gulga'd on me until I hey-hey'd

Tank3875

Which is also his last.

Tank3875

Forget the part about Palpatine's Rebirth and I think you've got something.

euan

wake up Jacob! a new Star Wars Minch just dropped!

Tank3875

Now we're talking!

Tank3875

Short people find a reason to live

Hungryish

Worf of Wall Street

NickIsRadford

Brother, I'm learning I have to trojan horse this stuff in

Sten

Put Harry Belafonte in there somewhere

Hypnoctopi

Revenge of the Goons

CardboardBrains

Captains Chair Quarterback with Jadzia Dax Shepard

Mooseshark

This week's gay agenda.

triceruhtops

the giver of porn attempting to sway the Jedi counsel to allow hand stuff

CUMT

Lady Ballers (but it's HBO ballers with the rock)

Chimp Steinham

Whatever prompt you choose copy and paste the result 100 times

Jarkgur

Astrogoblin garden of earthly delights

Madame Crouton

Star Trek poster / bridge shot of the Muppet fan cast.

grunglemint tea

machine that sorts ewoks into tops and bottoms

Callie

Arizona Iced Cum

Bazzgooz

poggle "drink water" the lesser

Women B Shoppin

hairy green Orson Welles. Bahaaaa, the Grinch.

Chromy Builds

While she lubes the strap and i'm starting to fawn. Now i'm bent on the bed and her strap is too thick

Baron Mathot

Box Art for the "Astrogoblin Season 1 Collection" DVD.

Chromy Builds

Bad Dragon intimate toys for your Man's red flower

Kyall

can you design a shirt that says 'i got lethal neck at utah valley university'

jesse gax

Can we get apollo’s giant green hand up in there somewhere?

blake_the_butcher

Boromir would have brought me a kingly gift (a hot dog)

Sundaybest

STD Ewok mech movie quote

Disc0_Hipp0

Don't you ever manhandle a cowboy, cause we'll hoop your goddamn pimp's de weep out.

Under10Hours

I call Peanut Butter and Jelly "Peebles and James," but only to myself and to no one else because I'm embarrassed by it.

Woah_its_you

A motherfucker always trying to ice skate uphill

Mickey_da_bee

is it all in my head? No, it's touching my chest now she made me spill on the dusty ground

StarSign

the stupid hat julian glover wears

Klyt Fisto

The polyamorous relationship between Dr. Julian Bashir, Garak and an Ewok

Jamie K

No you fuck do you you it

Max Hart

Sexy Salacious B. Crumb

Max Hart

Beezer the glizzy gobbling fortuna

Nicks_Niches

Patrick and Bruce Greene on sabbatical in the bayou

Deuce Downing

this was generational as fuck!...... did I use that right??

BoromirDies

33:15 Charlotte doing Asian face. CANCELED