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Comment ‘Shop 101 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-11 15:32:21
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2026-05

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stushow

Three Worfs and a Baby

dangxious

We Are Charles E. Cheese

Dr. Balls

Hieronymus Bosch painting of the Dave Matthew’s Band Chicago River Incident

slashx00

Sounding to the Wind

Daniel Felesina

Death Battle: John Cossack vs Samuel L. Janissary

Joe Bingley

I like guys when they're gungan

Drew Wagner

Luke’s rejected clone LuKKKe

Ethan Quist

Cruising for some milf poon (HANTA FREE)

KP

Five Nuts at Freddys

RipleyInSpace

A British Garage Sale (and all that it entails)

jstowe18

“Look ma, no hands!” - A dummy’s guide to autofellatio.

David Jones

A’sharad Hetterosexual becomes Darth Strayt

Tonkatsu

Arjun Devrazz-Hands

Megan G

Lego museum

Bumpo Tungus

Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel piloting a whiskey bottle shaped Jaeger

SoaringSmith

Dust Till You Bust Maid Service

Kyle Koehler

You know we want them Dalmatians

Johnald90

Ryker, damn near killed er.

Kevin Calamity

Viatras company Picnic, ADA compliant

Rolling614

Cutting a glory hole in the 4th wall….

Mickey_da_bee

Godzilla plays some basketball, do you hoop? he just dunked on you real bad, do you weep?

Glup Shiddo

Niles and Frazier forced fem

Kevin Calamity

'The ladies call me "entertainment" '

M A

Celebrate Mando and Group with the astrogoblin poster for the film

Iris

Salacious Bosch

Juan A.

Resident Evil Village People

bgibblesfan42069

Marfalump kills his Iowa family in a Pepsi-withdrawal rage

BoromirDies

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Handless the Wise? So wise and so flexible he was in the handless ways that we could self suck . . . to completion. Unfortunately he became so talented in the self suck ways that eventually it felt more like sucking dick than to be sucked. Huh, how ironic. Anakin: Is it possible to learn these skills? Not from a hetero *deep throat noises*

triceruhtops

A.) She was booa (gullet). B.) she felt me. And...that wasn't my kid she was carryin.

Arty Frost

Rainman but poos-seh

Buff Iroh

You ain't no B'omarr Monk. You just some brain-in-a-jar look-a-like wannabe. Begone! Wannabe!

Beach Barn

Prohibition era Scran

LittleJohn

Buttplug Kenobi? I wonder if she means old Ben Wa Kenobi.

NukeWarm

Satan Sells Sin-less Semen Spilling Alternative: the Sandbox (As opposed to the dusty ground)

Leebos

Sheradin's new series starring Detective Meyer Landman

Lerad

Give him huge bazongas

whoswho

Moff Jerjerrod Memorial School for Friendship and Tolerance

Bazzgooz

I employ an ethical gooner

Dino the dino

Sweating in Odo's office while he books me for spitting on the Promenade while I'm smuggling a kilo of Ketracel White in my prison pocket

Milo Anderson

Heavy is the pat that wears the brown

Cugi

Infographic on how to throw the discoos

Joseph Laflamme

Dale Earnhardt Sr pod racing on Malistair Very fast, very dangerous

Walter

Mall: Shadow Blart

Kurds Dake

Brendan Gleeson + Reese's Pieces = Breese's Gleesies

Brendon Abbl

Julien Bashir forcing Miles O'Brien to play in his Phantom of the Opera holosuite program

DebrafromHR

Tasha Yar but she's Steve jobs doing a Ted talk where she brags about fucking Data

Ribby

Bone Temple Pilots

HeyJoshRob

Death Battle: Knightfall Danger Ehren Vs. Tarnished Jason "Wee Man" Acuña.

Peter

Sex Slave Knight Gael

melifiknow

Cirque du you're gay

bSharks

Squirt People Squirt People

Mark Cardiff

Ryan Dunn and Jerjerrod doubling their efforts.

Buggeiestguy

Pete Davidson starring in the Little Man remake

boshudio

The birds and the bees through the eyes of C3PO

NRay7882

Kermit the frog goes feral

Quicksandbuddy

Stephen King getting hit by that car

boshudio

Holden Caufield and all the phonies out there.

CeeBass

This is Bam Margera and today we’re going to find man’s red fire. (Ryan Dunn revs engine)

Cheesy

a bottle of ass to the face.

Kevin (Zippy)

Coca-Cola Bear discovers Coors Banquet

NRay7882

The wrestler?

Wobs

Bear in the Big Hype House Scientology Speedrun

Lucas Hall

Hey saw a really hot girl at the phillies game the other day wondering if yall can shop her from description. She had big eyes, pinkish-purple eyeshadow, wearing a phillies jersey, little bit of a muffin top. Dyed green hair, with a little bit of blue. No pants. Not sure about the bahonkers but she probably had em.

Kevin Calamity

The way God nerfed Patters is that he isn't able to lick his own genitals

NRay7882

We shall double our education.

Ethan

Gerard Chimp Butler

Katey506

Fertile Catboy Jake Sully

Lerad

Dontcha wanna wanna Hanta? Dontcha wanna wanna Hanta?

Lerad

This is untranslatable

Fluff McScruff

animal (the muppets) blind ranking the flavors of combos (pretzel snack)

cptvictor

Use the forcefem, Luke

John

Lorenzo Lamas Presents: “Finger Poppin’!”

Barden

Mighty Joh Yowza

Free Will

Super Deformed RFK Gundam

bobdole

The Assassination of Stephen King by the Coward, Some Guys Ford.

SteveR

The man in black spilled his seed across the desert, and the gunslinger swallowed.

Dil-the-Spider

I didn't exactly come here to free slaves and chew bubblegum, but to be on the safe side I have PLENTY of bubblegum

liam

LG hanger system on an Easyrig

DoughBoy

Death Squirting: Directors Uncut

PhdWiz

The back pain rooms

Wilfredo

Reservoir PAWGs

DrHankVenture

Warm home and cold Rocky Mountain roads. Very nice.

Lerad

Using an Exo-Toa launcher to threaten a pilot

Remi S

Mobile Suit Gundam GCuuuuucks

Kevin Calamity

The only thing I could understand was the potential greatness

Erynsaurus

Ruth's Chris Ape House

KittenMittons

The Man Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Woman

Anne Chovy

Patrick and Jacob stumble into the Backrooms but just end up having a good time (patreon exclusive video)

Natecharodon

Young Picard from the ferengi takeover episode on a manosphere podcast

Brian

Washed up Iorek Byrnison working Loss Prevention

Adriano Bacuita

Dentist sent me home with Nien Mouth Nunbing cream

SaltyVigilante

now here's your part of the deal cuz. lay on me the secret of woman's blue Estradiol!

Sean Banne

Beng turns around and I love it

Jon Sapp

Family suicide gun — aura farm edit

Milo Anderson

KEEP ROLAND ROLAND ROLAND ROLAND WHAT

Failstate

Invisible Children 2: Wrath of Kony

Zen Window

Queen Ariadne from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen playing Gwyneth Paltrow's role in the finale of Seven

Leila BoUr

salzige has just been announced as the new bond

Mike Rapin

I love LLMs Large Luscious Mandolorians

Wadachip

Mork and Miri make a Porno

Matthew Brady

Kirk and crew meet the Olympic God Herc while in New York and Spock has to throw the Discoos.

apenapenapen

My last one was too dark so… Morgoth demands more goths

Mickey_da_bee

Aw herc ya gotta organize al those papers Herc

Mickey_da_bee

Patjit has wares if you have the coin

thetruesamwise

The Republican Katet running a train on Blaine the Mono

Zhukov

You have removed the hands and face of your father

GoodPostReilly

Father forgive them for they ooby not what they dooby

Hungryish

Generational Grievous

Wakman145

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering dusty ground; to the last I goon with thee; from hells heart I jerk at thee; for hates sake I shoot my last seed upon thee.

Frank N Gunn

The sexy things the young people want to watch

TateTM

By the time i looked down, I had forgotten the face of my Monsignor

TateTM

I believe Monsignor to be a boy word

DebrafromHR

If it wasnt for her who knows where human/ a.i. realtions would be

SCOTT P

2003 MTV Room Raiders with Steven Miller's boy dungeon

DocBarkeep

Solarpunk body horror

Samned in DC

Jake and Nog speedrun the Bajoran Temple

Cowboy Baby

Harry Mudd's Paul Masson commercial

TheWakaEmu117

James Charles apologizes for hating poor people but says he will never stop soliciting 16 year olds on Twitter

tore

a british man, you know how he looks

TheyCallMeCrisp

Toe Mater (mater but he's feet or whatever)

Mr penis

Jeb Bush and senator John McCain passionately kissing and rubbing their penises together

boshudio

We are definitely horny - Ad free

Deusaroni

The other wardrobe malfunction at Jabba's Palace (Gamorreans Gone Commando)

lilcczar

Neon Evangelionist Tent Revival

Mr penis

We shall double our penetration

WalkingMirror

jeb: pls clap my cheeks john "POWG" mccain: no i have too much respect for the orifice

DylanC

bwahaa! real monsters

Deuce Downing

meesa been banished to the front rooms cos meesa no liken the girls

Skuggles

Knowah Schtinkywoman

Guinevere H

Dwight " The Nagus" Manfredi

Guinevere H

"You dont have the lobes for business Bohdi"

Yo Mama

Tust twat tie taught tis toadhouse tis tine.

50percentJoe

Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Cream.

Sten

*boba fett voice* like a hanta

Hypnoctopi

Father Brown gathers his congregation upon the dusty ground.

NSW3

Maybe throw in a screaming kid in the edit. Idk I just dealt with a bunch of crying kids.

thehobknoblin

Your favourite dinosaur? (I'm a visual learner btw)

Kickflipoff

Astrogoblin balanced breakfast Hog+Cod+CHoG (Chunks of Gundam)

NPM

Arjun-ing on my knees

GlupShitto

Doctor Who and his favourite companion, Rose Toy

Callie

Wizards of the Coastal Elite

Colinfixates

Dang I had "noted far-right grifter Charles Entertainment Cheese" in my notes for weeks but I like yours better.

Colinfixates

Cmon Suzanne, you only get one prompt

Colinfixates

We covered Uncle Phil in bbq sauce and left him out as an offering to Shere Khan

Klyt Fisto

The Vigorous Impalement of Jedi Master Klyt Fisto

aloneRU2

3 gamorrean men and a baby. Oh hijinks they can get into. Directed by Leonard Nimoy.

StarSign

im making a chicken sandwich rn

Sea Hag

Paul Blart: IDF tank engineer

nb

death battle: wint v dale penis

A Kitty Cat

Disney Adult January 6th

HellKite

The cover of free willy but it's paploo jumping over George lucas to his new found freedom.