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The Comment ‘Shop 102 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-18 15:04:32
Imported:
2026-05

Content

We’re gonna paint a pretty picture for ye, so we are.

Comments

Juan A.

Elrond Hubbard

slashx00

When Dick met Pussy

Ribby

Fraggle Cock

Brian

Whatever Chim-Chim and Spritle are up to now

Maxwell

Shaak Ti taking Worf for a walk(leashed)

Connor Dilk

Phillip See More Hog Man from Death Stranding 3

Joe Bingley

The furtive Patrick, so easily forgotten

Bumpo Tungus

Smackdown vs raw vs roe v wade

Kevin Calamity

A romulan and regis philbin inventing rome

Daniel Felesina

I played too much Saros and now I’m sick every night

cptvictor

Don't weep because it's over. Hoopti because it happened.

BoromirDies

Lord of the Chandler Bings "You carry the show for us all little one. You have my quips" "And you have my jacuzzi" "And my ketamine!"

Megan G

VH1's Rock of Love with Paploo

westr

Randall Flagg, the wanking dude

Free Will

Luigi's Hanta Mansion

Vilani99

Next time you come in, you pound heavy, or not at all

atatrs251

Charlie Kirk came back stronger with huge fucking tits mate

Ben Christoforides

Adding the uncut videos as audio to the podcast RSS feed

Kevin Calamity

Scientology Dangerfeild "Hubbard Hubbard, shes hot"

Baron Sogz

Mandalorian takes Grogu to become a Mangu

Space_Worm

The grand nagus. But with like cool sunglasses or a crotch rocket and some hot dabo babes

Iris

Astrogoblin: welcome to Slash Island

Dil-the-Spider

Jus woht ai thaught. Shay's naht moin no mahr. Oi sold herr

Remi S

Justice League: The Rob Schneider cut

Bradders

Sugar tits Stallone

PrinceRobot

Jacob fronts Cradle of Filth with his banshee scream

SoaringSmith

The Scrandolorian and Sentimental Grogu

Fluff McScruff

jimmy stewart seizing the mandate of heaven

Morgan

The devil went down to Mos Eisley and challenged Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes to a Jizz competition for a golden fanfar.

SCOTT P

Artistic rendition of GTA Doomsday Heist - part 12 Charlotte finally getting her impounded rocket bike after 3 tries and immediately rocket boosts into the brick wall

RexNeminis

Eurovision Bong Contest

Arty Frost

Whatever it is just give it a big ol pair of bahoongas, I'm talking some too tier honkers, just some absolutely grade A kahunas y'all

Cormac Lynch

Kim Jong UNO pizzeria and grill

Cash_Bone

Clueless white Jedi shocks whole diner by speaking fluent Neimoidian

Buggeiestguy

Connor McGregor getting ready to send azalea banks some photos

Kevin Calamity

He became Charlie the white naturals

NSW3

It's raining amanaman

Zen Window

Many bottoms died to bring us this insemination

Space_Worm

Old mother Hubbard (transfem L ron Hubbard)

DoughBoy

Gundam X dead or alive volleyball collab.

Andi Platts

Vodka and Irn Bru; call that the Turnberry Iced Tea, or the Orange Russian.

Kevin Calamity

Wait, is paploo trying to fuck Brett Michaels?

HeyJoshRob

Clinton style Kung-Fu

Under10Hours

Neon Genesis Evangelical Christians, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love That Kenneth Copeland Bought a Nuclear Mech

TheWakaEmu117

My sister is walking in CSULA graduation right now with a BA in Theatre Arts. Do you guys wanna come watch?

Leebos

Spanish Jugo Weaving

Bazzgooz

Straight C-3PO

Peter

"Your brother Charlie Kirk, whatever happened there-"

nb

Death Battle: dril (wint) vs. Dale “mister” Penis

David Jones

“We’re gonna force Phil to go through iknimaya”

Lerad

Dontcha know each clown contains Pennies

Barden

Beverly Ball Crusher

Rocksteady

Patrick's got Astrogoblin Tenure

Frank N Gunn

Grinding dust into the seedy spill

Annabelle W-T

throwing handfuls of ibuprofen at my court jester

Haste

A MAN WITH A LITTLE TORSO AND SOME EXTRA TOES

Joe Pastier

Andouille, Flame of the West

BoromirDies

Dickless in Seattle. Sorry now I'm just thinking of adding dick to rom-com titles

Aksel Lessum

the assassination of ryan dunn by the coward ryan dunn

snakpak

Cracking open a Heineken Zero at the Sublime show

Braxton Glass

The worst guy you've ever met saying the most agreeable statement you've ever heard.

Deusaroni

"You've never eaten PAWG soup? Any Mandalorian worth their armor was raised on this since they were his size" *Gestures to Patrick*

Tonkatsu

But after every pop, I ALWAYS POUND HEAVY HARDER!

Mooseshark

"So uncivilized!", exclaimed Obi-Wan as he spilled his seed upon the dusty ground.

Rolling614

Hypnotoad Gooning JOI

Zhukov

Trump unveils the East Wing Elephant's Foot

Nick Barnes

Howie Mandel and his new succulent sows meat market

Milo Anderson

Morally neutral death star torture droid technician

Cugi

The Thing as Augustus Gloop

RobotRonin

they're mostly uncut at the nightclub...mostly

Garry

Gacked up Lando

mitchshow

Duende in memoriam

Ezrah

A Turgid Ewok

Walter

Leg lengthening service dog

Wobs

A flea market knife

Cheesy

Jacob’s eyes and mouth superimposed on everything Rahul has ever done.

Cheesy

(like the Trash Island plug in the Saros video)

Yagsti

"You've got Dick"

NRay7882

HUGE fuckin' tits, mate.

Callie

You're a Randall Flagg, you're a high-flying Flagg

Cowboy Baby

Ratt is the man-animal's favorite band

Sean Banne

Brazilian Rugo Weaving

SaltyVigilante

dwight the general manfredi does a land acknowledgement

Sean Banne

Used Hole of [ABOVE COMMENT]

NickIsRadford

Suite Life on Deck with Hantavirus

SanguinePenguin

Mobile Suit Guinan (special for Jacob on his TNG journey)

Braxton Glass

...I always thought his name/nickname was Dwight "The General Man" Freddie.

Charles Anderson

Don't blast darts in the loading bay, such a waste of man's red fire.

Wakman145

Alex Jones as a boss from Saros

NukeWarm

Coveting Lot's Wife- the literal first salt bae

CherRockOperaNOW

Jacob recently mentioned on IG he’s a Virgo. Might be interesting to integrate some “Virgo Man Clothing” items in this one

Milo Anderson

Stelan Skarspårry and Stelan Skarsåttack

Region_Locked

The assassination of kid rock by the coward kyle rittenhouse

DebrafromHR

Something funny but charrlotte and Patrick are too distracted by Jacob in a side conversation to notice and just read it with zero emotions

The Shareholders

"Just like I taught, two points make a loine" - Connor McGregor's geometry class at Dalton High School.

Kevin Calamity

An Italian eating ragu weaving a basket

Charles Anderson

Gal Godot saying "You can do it" is very easy to imagine.

Fullmetal

Emperor Ovaltine

fluffylonghair

In Marika's own words: "Hark, brave warriors. Hark, my lord Goonfrey. We commend your seeds. JOIdance has delivered ye through ordeal to the dust ye stand."

Bigworthless

I'm just here so I don't get fined.

rahjahknows

Mandalorian & Grogu & George & Jungle

Tank3875

Fifty First Dicks

John

Hokum I damn near killed e—HAIRY BEN NO

Jeffrey

What's the link show?

Nikeandmickey

Surrendering your maidenhead to the hats from Lidsville

Wilfredo

Whatever it is, can you add a bunch of eyes to it like the fucked up Bloodborne pigs? Thanks

Tank3875

Dick every night.

Jeffrey

Ah I just saw the notification and sent it there instead. Thanks!

The Shareholders

Instead of choking the chicken, she ritually sacrifices it.

Rigatoni

Star Trek original series episode where the reuse the sets from Tulsa King

Devon Palmer

Create your ideal midwest folklore creature

jjolly

Someone letting it mellow (cause it’s yellow)

Jeremy Allen Fart

The 21 Savages who went up a hill and came down a brit

Zen Window

Ten Things I Hate About Dick

bozzwick

“Woht ai”… So close to “Wotto”. lol.

Deusaroni

Phat Ass Wild Gungans

VirusWithShoes

What fellow American could that be interrupting my kung fu?

VirusWithShoes

You cum at the king, you best not miss

Leebos

"It had to be a mother."

thehobknoblin

Didn't see those dinosaurs last week after all :(

Rocking_Chariot

Gene-Al Hackbar as Jimmy “Sadeye” Doyle in “The French Connetion”

Nat

White Donald Trump

Leila BoUr

clavicular in the rye

NRay7882

I swear I searched every comment for "tits" before submitting mine but somehow missed this :\

Kyall

saros but every time you die you come back slightly more circumcised

atatrs251

What was your prompt? Also more tits the merrier

Mickey_da_bee

jus woht ai taught, dis wotto ai is moine

boshudio

Donald Trump pacific rimmed send send ducking send stop Google stop duck ducking send stupid duck

Mr penis

whatever you do Don’t make it woke

Mr penis

I will never watch woke video

Stankape

Zombies wanting brain

Shroomie the Druid

Neytiri from the hit franchise, Avatar, but with Yautja mouth.

Skuggles

Billy Joel driving through a gender reveal party

CardboardBrains

Raúl Kolé, Rahul's non-union Mexican equivalent.

TheyCallMeCrisp

Combining newer, cooler drugs to make a better, wiser type of spliff

Johnald90

The House that The Beaver Built

TateTM

"I have altered your hormones, pray i do not alter them further"

Seggy

Salzige as the Grand Nagus with all of Astrogoblin rubbing his ears.

Hypnoctopi

Rahul Kohli with some huge fuckin' tits mate

NukeWarm

The C stands for "cis"

NukeWarm

Spoilers for Midnight Mass: what if sheriff Hassan survived being shot because his huge tits absorbed the bullet

August

A portly lad with a secret

Wadachip

Gerber Farm for Baby Geniuses

aloneRU2

Scooby Doo gets rabies and has to be put down.

pokemaniac15

Saros eclipse but it's the sun baby from Teletubbies

Chromy Builds

Fun with Dick and Jane! (I didn't even have to change it)

MrDrProfTeddy

Tell me all your thots, on god. Cuz I’d really like to meet them

Klyt Fisto

Commander Riker's Booze Cruise

Failstate

This is Virginia and Copenhagen reborn as cousins, do you see?

Sea Hag

Sicario every night???

Kevin Calamity

Fuck I love being old enough to enjoy that

Plumplestiltskin

low hanging testicles are ripe for the picking

Jason Kosowski

i hoopti weeped on the dusty ground after getting force fem'd by garrak on ds 9

TheFourdhatchets

Astrogolbin Crew but your're reverse Storm Troopers