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Comment ‘Shop 103 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-26 13:00:21
Imported:
2026-05

Content

Jacob and Patrick are on their own today, with supple back braced against the weight of so many magnificent prompts.

Comments

NSW3

Rahul Saros vs the King in Dark Piss Yellow

slashx00

Armenian Psycho

boshudio

Patrick go on the PC and delete Destiny 2 from steam.

Erynsaurus

🎶 I like guys when they're Bombur🎶

Reece

Rahul Kohli as Sheriff Huttan

ChucklinNarwhal

Riker flopping his penis over the top of the chair

Space_Worm

Greg Gutfeld? More like Smeg Buttfeld!

Leebos

Wooboo fan cam (please, I love him)

defaced5960

Huge fucking naturals mate.

Joe Bingley

Night of the seven klingons

TateTM

Bwaahaa navy. Bwaahaa navy

apenapenapen

The Philly Phanatic bottoms for Gritty

Deafmoon Phoenix

Omar enjoying some scran to come back stronger!

Lev

Family road trip to Coos Bay, Oregon

Arty Frost

I have no butt and I must shid

Glup Shiddo

Single Vidiians in your area

Joby Zebavich

Kristi Noem as T’pol about to shoot Portho’s and Captain Archer whilst he’s wearing his big naturals

stushow

GLP-1 Jabba the Hut

Poppy

The Beaver celebrates his crowning achievement, Rowlf

Tonkatsu

Pendulous swingers

Ben Snow

Charlotte in the world of Hitman

Doty

fire in the sky aliens blunt rotation

SCOTT P

Astrogoblin MC patch

Hauntlink

Johnny Cakes the Johnny Cab

Remi S

“We tricked Phil into committing acts of terrorism”

biscuit tornado

Karate Billionaires expanded cinematic universe

LittleJohn

Tuk the Caveboy and the Power of Juju

Rolling614

Do Bloods let their kids watch Bluey?

Barden

Han Solo cock and ball torture device

DebrafromHR

It was about Captain Janeway but she blew up the Prompt

Ethan

Man's Red Flower, Market Global

LittleJohn

Philly Phanatic force fem

PhdWiz

Watto's Peptide Emporium

Barden

hell yeah borther thats my kinda place

Nikeandmickey

Dr. Manhattan using his clones for dogfights

Koitus B

The goblins getting dropped off at Cragun's Resort for the Knowledge Bowl state tourney

Guinevere H

The astrogoblin DVD boxed set

Landrew1385

Salzige experiences pon farr

Greg

Jatrick grapefruit scene (gone sexual)

Leebos

Queer your calendars

vincenzo

The Masc for Masc of Amontillado

Jangus

Star Fuck: Deep Gape Nine inches

Ethan

Thith

Iris

Death scranding

Beau Eckert

Hoo-ya, chess laika taught, I haven't a thing to wear

Connor Dilk

🎶I wanna piss through the halls of my dick hole, I wanna shit from the hole in my butt🎶

Järget Pärsson

Carry on my Norwood son All you hair will soon be gone

DocBarkeep

Gormaanda on Master Chef

Joop

Death Battle Mr Magorium VS Dr Parnassuss narrated by Jimmy Stewart

Aksel Lessum

The movie "Double Team" but they actually have sex

Rocksteady

Yautja shooting Roids

Cugi

You’re in the Cash Cab!

Bradders

"Where's the honey, Lebowski?" - Xi Jinping

Koffing

Scientologists speed running a highschool.

NickIsRadford

Screw the prompts. Just make out. Now’s your chance!

Drnohands

Whatever it is make it part centaur

Ethan Quist

Charlotte has stepped aside so that AAPI month can be wrapped up correctly.

Bryce

The gay of Hormuz

NukeWarm

Present-day Kevin Sorbo headlines in "Hercules in Buffalo, NY"

Bradders

Salacious Back Cum Stronger

Peter

The furtive penis, so easily sucked

Buff Iroh

Rahul Kohli watching you give head to a Trade Federation representative: "That's not how you eat out Lott Dod, love!"

Alfy Red

A really good briss.

LeKa

Is the wealth here generational?

Kiefer

your love for the halflings feet has clearly slowed your mind

jack stewart

The popular UK children's book who stole my big hairy toe but its who stole my big hairy hog

DoodMayn

Ryahul Koiley blowing his corruption all over the jugg king in massive fucking tits mate during in the aftermath of a certain New York based tragedy

Johnald90

Luthen Dale Gribble

Milo Anderson

The man in black hooptied across the desert, and the gunslinger weeped

Madeline Alright

I got my car stolen, so can you add a white 2020 Hyundai Elantra so I can see her one last time

liam

Ryan Hailey Presents Bum Fights

Wobs

Headstrong, I'll suck you off, Headstrong, I'll suck off anyone

Andi Platts

The astrogoblin ideal starfleet starship.

Andi Platts

Plus throw some big naturals in there because why not.

Katey506

Beta (star trek) learning about his namesake in omegaverse

Fluff McScruff

4th graders reinventing eugenics in the Sonic Adventure 2 Chao Garden

Step

It's the Endor of the World as we know it

Jaid Saviero

not a prompt but could you dedicate this comment shop to either the brave mujahideen fighters/ or the gallant people of, afghanistan?

KittenMittons

There is a liquorice inspired by that same Salzige excellence.

James Waters

Patreon keeps deleting my other comment because cussing so I dunno add a sybian

2mewhy

Kegger at the Rebel Alliance frat house.

Kurds Dake

Gimmie the meat boys And cream my hole I wanna get lost in your cock and balls And be gay

Lerad

CEI ending explained

Bradders

Fabled Star Wars character, Munchma Quchi.

Gwendolyn Valerie

Rahul's netflix stand up comedy special thumbnail

DylanC

Detroit become italian-american

Cheesy

Hercules in Carcosa

The Shareholders

Worf and Rowlf commiserate over a bottle of tequila

RipleyInSpace

The Assassination of This Bit by the coward Astrogoblin's Patrons

Failstate

Nute Gunray Donovan

Beetle

Patrick as Ahab Charlotte as Moby

Braxton Glass

Astrogoblin runs a train (museum).

Baron Sogz

I had a good one but I didn't write it down because that's loser shit but now I can't remember it so who's the real loser

Chicofriend

Gay Jar Jar on Zeb-Bound

Failstate

I'll suck until you're done, Headstrong, headstrong

pokemaniac15

Herc shows them how to play the Saroos

Cormac Lynch

Riker doing the chair thing so he can adjust his balls.

Haste

Paul Blot Mall Thot

Martyn O'Neill

The englishman who went up a hill and came down my back

Rigatoni

Hannibal puts Grogu in the deep fryer

James Waters

And Jacob as Natalie Portman

Milo Anderson

If you die in the astrogoblin video you die for real

ellie

wes anderson's fucked up little doll house

James Waters

🎵 You need to do your chores 🎵

bald idiot

Astrò, or the 120 Days of Goblin

fattz z

Patrick, bones and all

User

kiss

Sea Hag

The moment Patrick became everyone's least favorite guy

Drew Wagner

“Always three there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice and the cuck”

tore

Qui-Gon Vin (Diesel)

Gollum Juice

Official Astrogoblin Bush Meat Meet Up

Ribby

Hooya, Vanessa! Hooya, Johnny Rodriguez!

fattz z

Rahul Kohler

Bone Daddy

"Pretty Sick" Nixon (radical)

fattz z

Exploranauts black sand beach episode(Tell Dan I PAYED for the game)

DrHankVenture

Big hog swingin in the dead of night

Mr penis

Sticking my entire pinky finger down my urethra to try to find something to snack on

Zen Window

Is a man not entitled to the hoop of his weep?

Mr penis

Maybe slip a finger or two in

Zen Window

see Battle Beyond The Stars for inspiration

Attempted_Mustache

The cover of 'Eat This' by Dom DeLuise, but he's holding a tray of ass.

Mr penis

I think he has a long and somewhat thin shaft with a wide but not too long head

Jon Salchichon

Rahul shows Joey Chestnut the proper way to eat a Hot Dog.

Jarkgur

Life Day card from a hooker in Rwookrrorro

jjolly

Something to help bring it home during those last few strokes

Deusaroni

Fucking the folds of an orangutan's face flaps (which are called flanges)

DylanC

Sony Toprano, ever heard of him?

Zhukov

Liotta the Hutt

Ned Ryerson

Commander Keen delta-p incident

StinkyRudy

Teenage Mutant Butchered Turtles

fluffylonghair

the old couple who play with lightsabers at my local ymca

CeeBass

Destiny 2- see you in Valhalla, brother. Your watch is over.

Chromy Builds

To the theme of "Trust is the Glue": 🎶Galaxy Quest, Men in Black 2, Breaking Bread, Monk, It's Tony Shalhoub! TONY SHAALHOOUUB!!🎶

Cowboy Baby

Joh Yowza running through the halls of his high school, screaming "koo nee tang" at the top of his lungs

Kickflipoff

New game show: Sick! Every! Night!

Devon Palmer

Jellico forces Astrogoblin to get new uniforms

Jerome Dunn

Hercules in New York on 9/11

Ryan F

Tim Allen and the Wild Hogs at the Boonta Eve Classic

westr

Tinker tailor soldier twink

Dr. Deagle

A new Jacob with upgraded features

Nautical Nonsense

At least add a catalytic converter so both you and Charlotte can bond

Wilfredo

Super humman centipede (whoop whoop)

el rio medina

The sheep detectives using Hannibal to solve a case

Terence Wiggins

school shooter John Mayer be like: 🎶 *I wanna run through the halls of my high school*🎶 🎶 *I wanna shoot all the rounds in my gun*🎶

Free Will

The Character Assassination of Alanah Pearce by the Coward Rahul Kohli

tads_beard

Chris Hansen at Wonkas Factory

Colinfixates

You really live up to your name

Hankenstein

Just a big fat glob of fuckin goop

Bazzgooz

Mitch McConnel eating an oyster

Vilani99

“You spilled seed on the dusty ground for thirteen years?” “And four months”

Tosylic

Not without my Cams! (Cameron Monaghan, Cam Gigandet, the Panasonic camera that turns into George Lucas)

Matthew Brady

Everyone's favorite Ferengi Goblins have been lost in time to 1940s Earth! With Quarktrick, Nogcob, and Romllette! (Thank you for getting into Star Trek Jacob)

Matthew Brady

Oh hey actually, I just seen the other comment. Yeah Patrick can you go ahead and delete Destiny 2 of the PC? Thanks Buddy

thehobknoblin

Calendar Children, Moonchild and the Porngiver

Disc0_Hipp0

There will be bussy if God wills it.

Shakey Jakey

You think that's cum you're guzzling, Neo?

Dic_Gibbler

Immortan Joe Jackson and the war boy five

Tank3875

Dog fights like Snoopy or like Michael Vick?

Tank3875

A second discus has hit the second tower.

Patrick

Bib Fortnituna

Tank3875

Grogu being grounded into a fine paste, for the children.

Hypnoctopi

You gotta bust in me, I gotta bust in you! It's never too late, You gotta bust in a dude!

Jon Sapp

VHS from Blockbuster labeled 'Cortisol Holocaust.'

TheyCallMeCrisp

The Liberation of The Enclave Formerly Known as "Flavortown"

Babu Frick'd my jeans

Put Pretzie in a Jon Voight disguise somewhere in the background

DoodMayn

The balls that you hide The semen inside

Buggeiestguy

Jacob as vader asking where is destiny 2

melifiknow

No comment for just these two. #fightthepatriarchy

Wadachip

Conan the accountant

NRay7882

Yep, this is the winner

RobotRonin

"They'll be expecting a chud in the wreckage, brother."

Seggy

Bunnicula but make it sexy like Nosferatu

Seggy

but obviously no popping

Women B Shoppin

I was thinking the head was a little too long

Quinton Miller

Every day I wake up green in a city that aint

disfunctionOwl

(Tune of Girls like girls) Some hung guy will shoot His precious seed on the dusty ground

Beardenstein

Jacob's version of Jacob's ladder

Shrike

Rawhide Rex

Jimm With a J

King‘s Jubilee Fisticuffs at Windsor Palace

GlupShitto

Trust in me, Trust in you. Trust is the glue (my horse's name is Trust, by the way)

Eric Lawson

Mark "Drinkwatershipdown" Zuckerberg

Austin

I just found out there's no such thing as too much poop, just a lie you've got to rise above