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BEST OF ASTROGOBLIN - YEAR TWO Submissions (Patreon)

Published:

2026-06-03 19:00:12

Imported:

2026-06

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Comment with your favorite moments from May 2025 to May 2026

(WITH TIMECODES, PLEASE)

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Buggeiestguy

3:04- 4:00 https://youtu.be/-zWEC1NvzJA?si=Hnsq78B4qmzsg1Po

2026-06-03 19:03

Gwendolyn Valerie

0:00-0:10 https://youtu.be/Hr-m763KJDA?si=hmxTBrdFt2KUIExo

2026-06-03 19:03

Patrick

https://youtu.be/ikNEO6-vFQs? 8:30-9:26

2026-06-03 19:05

Annabelle W-T

"oh no I hit the 9/11 button" https://youtu.be/PmsTS1ObrJ8?t=618

2026-06-03 19:07

westr

https://youtu.be/4yR4v2tSn7E?si=gtV9weJ_ED1S6Evl 1:07-1:44

2026-06-03 19:07

Annabelle W-T

kinda just any of the Charlotte rapping about Star Wars in here https://youtu.be/UgZnhKpdnJA?t=572

2026-06-03 19:08

Chromy Builds

"Thith man from espana hates lesbians"https://youtu.be/yWWpXkqKvSQ?si=gOhquGxVMXkafBH1&t=764 Timecode 12:44-13:36

2026-06-03 19:08

Kurds Dake

Beat me to it. Very based.

2026-06-03 19:08

JivetheSuperTurkey

https://youtu.be/x12t2UBypRU?t=586&si=0x9-wAX4LJd2XFEZ (1:30-1:55) (9:45-10:45) "Suck that guy a-off" and "the pussy soups almost done"

2026-06-03 19:08

Annabelle W-T

"YOU CAN'T" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vsw1tKPDoE&t=471s

2026-06-03 19:12

Annabelle W-T

same video, 8:43 the shrek lamp falling off the wall

2026-06-03 19:15

Annabelle W-T

https://youtu.be/fJv6KT5KsbY?t=477 "Riker manoeuvres"

2026-06-03 19:16

Annabelle W-T

https://youtu.be/6b6cJ5vM1rU?t=371 "I like boys when they're younger~"

2026-06-03 19:17

Annabelle W-T

"VALENCIA DISCOVERED" "GAY WEETH" https://youtu.be/yWWpXkqKvSQ?t=764

2026-06-03 19:18

Walter

Muppets https://youtu.be/b0PQ_3HeUNM?si=3ODBap0VFnSxyu6G&t=1171

2026-06-03 19:19

Ethan

Tarzan getting fucked to death. https://youtu.be/HvM9V-HzCKI?si=0pQBVlKgpLZPf2i4&t=0h12m55s

2026-06-03 19:19

Terence Wiggins

11:25-11:52 https://youtu.be/3cPq0iQV5Pk?si=8FojBdPR2gvMgoWQ&t=685

2026-06-03 19:23

Ethan

I kept saying "I'm stuck in a book Murph!" to myself for ages after that one

2026-06-03 19:25

Sorcha

https://youtu.be/5o-DsIsJ0PM?si=Pgd5R_TBY9k4IeAM Timecode: 0:55 "I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS"

2026-06-03 19:28

TateTM

VHS - jobs. all the patty stuff and the wish master bit is great 3:35 - 3:44, 3:53 - 4:28, 7:39 - 8:30 https://youtu.be/NKkRvPBBgAw?si=In-y_tyALg98qxN8&t=215 Sniper Elite - the ewok story and theatre camp story 0:46 - 1:50 https://youtu.be/9zE22OBAY6M?si=BwjUVfE14PvqABOF&t=46 Rocky games - Birth of juswhati taught and some good sly impressions 1:25 - 1:55, 2:09 - 3:30, 3:39 - 4:05, 6:47 - 7:35, 7:45 - 8:39 (I need to tell you about poggle the lesser) https://youtu.be/y41x29tGaz0?si=VXAQDuJ9T1XzrcQU&t=85 Jaws - Lots of good bits, but has the part where charlotte is pissed that jacob bought moby dick instead of watching star trek: https://youtu.be/K5yza7_nbSM?si=SxewzdyAskQ1ojCF&t=5

2026-06-03 19:35

Seggy

Da boken. It boke.

2026-06-03 20:15

OkayWowYes

https://youtu.be/5o-DsIsJ0PM?t=648 Patrick and Jacob lifting Charlotte hamburger style

2026-06-03 20:27

OkayWowYes

"These affirmations can help you reach your nofap goals" https://youtu.be/6b6cJ5vM1rU?t=644

2026-06-03 20:33

Leebos

The intro to this video always makes me giggle https://youtu.be/sLC1_2IkHEA?si=yLIQsWSsU4aUQy8B

2026-06-03 20:36

Leebos

YESSSS

2026-06-03 20:36

OkayWowYes

https://youtu.be/NKkRvPBBgAw?t=375 the cutting women up into the michael myers bit is so good

2026-06-03 20:36

Buggeiestguy

11:00-11:30 the hammer bit is also great https://youtu.be/qFZWjYKjx94?si=IQM42_EskRp21Rjn

2026-06-03 20:41

pokemaniac15

Patrick shouting "IT'S REE-YEES! IT'S REE-YEES!" in the Jedi Outcast video https://youtu.be/PKunXUHpfxk?t=190&si=YfkdSqyWLaj8EXZk [Timecode 3:10-3:16]

2026-06-03 21:11

jack stewart

The boys talk about Abraham Lincoln (3:05) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVbmojR3_U

2026-06-03 21:43

Bobby Benedict

Gotta get Viatraz in there https://youtu.be/JVKULrPJwRY?si=YhJZxcA21HS5fZSj&t=42 (0:42 - 3:30)

2026-06-03 21:48

Mooseshark

An instant classic, Rahul reads the 9/11 monologue in Huttese. https://youtu.be/JYGubogDmnY?t=358

2026-06-03 22:01

Frank N Gunn

https://youtu.be/aIxN2RPxlMs?t=600 Patrick edges Charlotte

2026-06-03 22:07

Frank N Gunn

Patrick wheels a turnin https://youtu.be/yWWpXkqKvSQ?t=683

2026-06-03 22:11

Attempted_Mustache

Pretty much the whole first minute thirty of this one is gold, with the "We're all Charlie, what's for lunch?" quip and the near one shot on Swordle. But, "number one king cobra" never leaves my brain. https://youtu.be/owCRBsnhRaM?t=56&si=-SxYthK9gaxRlm0Z

2026-06-03 23:33

Maxwell

Ryan Shares His First Drug Experience And Influences Baby Jacob To Do Drugs Also 3:09-5:03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x06wrgX4mmg

2026-06-04 00:03

NRay7882

Patrick losing his shit (0:42 - 1:27, 3:05 - 3:11) https://youtu.be/gJL6KMN3wdE?t=42

2026-06-04 00:17

NRay7882

Temu Shrek (1:20 - 2:05, 4:06 - 5:53, 8:43 - 9:08) https://youtu.be/-zWEC1NvzJA?t=82

2026-06-04 00:21

Attempted_Mustache

*pop* https://youtu.be/CBhnuIc8g-w?t=164&si=1Bo7jYhmZK_X6elI

2026-06-04 00:21

Mr penis

All the noises the three of them made

2026-06-04 00:26

NRay7882

Patrick enters the octagon (1:12 - 3:41) https://youtu.be/iB9lHsTnSBo?t=72

2026-06-04 00:26

Kurds Dake

Putting Patrick in Time Out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apgFdyTzAsY 12:59 - 14:30

2026-06-04 00:27

James Waters

Juss wot I tat, HOOP DEE WEEP (1:48:02 - 1:50:00) https://www.youtube.com/live/VO4826Bhock?si=5B1T4NWHo1SS4Zyy

2026-06-04 00:39

Frank N Gunn

Charlotte's new 101 Peaks show pitch w/Lawrence https://youtu.be/tGfbZ1HfGPo?t=224

2026-06-04 00:44

Frank N Gunn

Same vid, Lawrence telling on himself https://youtu.be/tGfbZ1HfGPo?t=407

2026-06-04 00:45

TimeToDoot

"Pretty cool moves out there fella-" Patrick: "DONT TOUCH MY SHIT BITCH" 7:20 - 7:35 https://youtu.be/fYVbmojR3_U?t=440

2026-06-04 01:12

Dany Zambrano

Certainly Charlotte being sonically tortured by the boys during the Star Trek race. Starting with the bees and ending with the No Fap affirmations. https://youtu.be/6b6cJ5vM1rU?si=ERcXj8XgOK4gs8Ls 9:40 - 11:36

2026-06-04 01:53

Attempted_Mustache

Who gets to have Charlotte https://youtu.be/obD0MEymidc?t=92&si=dLufsRarmJVfcMqi

2026-06-04 03:38

Cheesy

the ending of the second My Winter Car with the Gay Gungan bit https://youtu.be/LJRqNtogh6c?t=807&si=9elxl_tD1A3hKazm 13:27 to end

2026-06-04 04:05

Cheesy

every time jacob solves a swordle uncannily fast. including when he watched every pilot death in his head.

2026-06-04 04:08

Cheesy

https://youtu.be/y41x29tGaz0?si=wRveoW7csNFbE7KM the first 10 seconds of this one are maybe the earliest i’ve laughed so much in any youtube video ever

2026-06-04 04:10

poompt

Patrick button https://youtu.be/40hOHgJ0ATw?t=27

2026-06-04 04:33

Cheesy

the intro to this one: https://youtu.be/2SY1gzGl7Ds?si=UYTSHTZhwPKtxvIA “Charlotte sent us gay porn yesterday”

2026-06-04 04:36

Cheesy

https://youtu.be/-zWEC1NvzJA?si=NRqWQpjpz-OI8T40 3:00-5:28

2026-06-04 04:52

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/apgFdyTzAsY?si=3olEWcOEVgzINsMd&t=779

2026-06-04 05:23

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/x06wrgX4mmg?si=9fxBqAjtli8MU6Ae&t=189

2026-06-04 05:26

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/-zWEC1NvzJA?si=kTtulwJ2gW9OuCC9&t=180

2026-06-04 05:30

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/qFZWjYKjx94?si=tWMz0nKCjZ8FkDt9&t=660

2026-06-04 05:32

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/fYVbmojR3_U?si=9Y-q9mUIxmMACkPg&t=185

2026-06-04 05:36

cptvictor

https://www.youtube.com/live/VO4826Bhock?si=SVcV-opDQHzukrui&t=6488

2026-06-04 05:41

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/5o-DsIsJ0PM?si=G1EMguHQUYx3nFRT&t=55

2026-06-04 05:44

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/ikNEO6-vFQs?si=XPC9XSrwCyyNG7-r&t=510

2026-06-04 05:47

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/4yR4v2tSn7E?si=u7qO0U11cv44Wn-d&t=67

2026-06-04 05:48

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/-zWEC1NvzJA?si=v-JTxlaie2BC7tfs&t=184

2026-06-04 05:50

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/-zWEC1NvzJA?si=reDQo2t1SocU6NEq&t=523 for Annabelle's

2026-06-04 05:51

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/dazpute4FhY?si=nHmUePmL8Ll6eXYZ&t=151

2026-06-04 05:55

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/dazpute4FhY?si=P25Lvn3n0zUJrCaA&t=216

2026-06-04 05:56

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=WNyl6wHB3NpPAg7H&t=296

2026-06-04 06:01

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=yZAIVJITDxdwdoVa&t=332 if the preceding context isn't needed

2026-06-04 06:01

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=R8GUMoqPFXKm0IaK&t=415 the bit goes a while and is spread out, so I'll pick out some specific lines

2026-06-04 06:04

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/y41x29tGaz0?si=u43zETfLGc8fFXDt&t=552 fuck, this bit was way younger than I thought

2026-06-04 06:15

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=ePgKc5ATXIj43HLF&t=530

2026-06-04 06:18

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=68il5WtQXd5wiDTw&t=608

2026-06-04 06:23

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=24Jaa-zHzaDSIhdg&t=638

2026-06-04 06:24

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=GPCk3lMOETuNf05g&t=697

2026-06-04 06:26

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=WaHOZ0nsK-eZjll6&t=742

2026-06-04 06:27

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=mkEb9yUDJdDlexQs&t=786

2026-06-04 06:28

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UpBhOybXPMg?si=WShpWZjOzRIlDK98&t=865 VERY IMPORTANT

2026-06-04 06:30

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/3zZCAgZiE9Y?si=eA_O4u_KQwk_7yse&t=1151 something I just learned, youtube autosubtitles this moment as music

2026-06-04 06:57

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/3zZCAgZiE9Y?si=Pwf-NTd8LrBrn-dD&t=1186

2026-06-04 06:58

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/2vsw1tKPDoE?si=d_KlxpQFnWY1DIZO&t=682

2026-06-04 07:04

cptvictor

https://www.youtube.com/live/2NNYxF-owkg?si=78JQXjUU6m6LXzLA&t=10701

2026-06-04 07:06

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/QbvPenyxBsA?si=3JSoQGCfJ_kb9WJC&t=288

2026-06-04 07:15

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/QbvPenyxBsA?si=dzluiGuTTRVqeOxa&t=603

2026-06-04 07:22

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/QbvPenyxBsA?si=NDL-xNlZnvHv38fh&t=897

2026-06-04 07:26

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/UOoMyten1rw?si=Uw3ym1IMuBYySRod&t=255

2026-06-04 07:33

Bumpo Tungus

Unironically Podlin episode 69 opening when Patrick talks about how Australia is still too connected to "da island"

2026-06-04 14:31

Matilda Jereza

During Jedi gameplay when Patrick lept out of his chair and just started tearing chunks out of Jacobs neck with his teeth and there wa s blood everhwhere

2026-06-04 15:05

SaltyVigilante

https://youtu.be/x12t2UBypRU?t=508 (railroad vhs wife bit)

2026-06-04 15:28

SaltyVigilante

https://youtu.be/abAnJisjzWw?t=850 (charlotte and patrick talk about pressure washers and then kyle crashes through a window and dies)

2026-06-04 15:32

SaltyVigilante

https://youtu.be/6qQv-386caE?t=736 (shooby dooby/death stranding and then tulsa king/death stranding)

2026-06-04 15:34

SaltyVigilante

https://youtu.be/6qQv-386caE?t=880 (127 Hours! 127 Hours!)

2026-06-04 15:35

SaltyVigilante

https://youtu.be/2SY1gzGl7Ds?t=380 (mother you're dripping)

2026-06-04 15:40

SaltyVigilante

https://youtu.be/ikNEO6-vFQs?t=509 (We just turned it OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON) ( HE IS BEN THE MONKEY)

2026-06-04 15:40

SaltyVigilante

https://youtu.be/9zE22OBAY6M?t=493 (rare gustag skarsgard mention)(stellan pinching off a new boy)

2026-06-04 15:44

Leebos

YESSSS

2026-06-04 17:04

Women B Shoppin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr-m763KJDA

2026-06-05 04:56

Plumplestiltskin

https://youtu.be/obD0MEymidc?si=Get9D5WwS6q0Wx7g&t=114

2026-06-05 15:18

Plumplestiltskin

Charlotte: Talk about custody.... who gets to not have me

2026-06-05 15:19

Sten

Begun, the Clown Wars have. https://youtu.be/owCRBsnhRaM?t=677&si=NoNKNGhmbiHNA3u9

2026-06-05 15:49

Karaoke Skeleton

"I'm gonna suck her Vagina tonight" followed by Jacob saying "Maybe Mormons got huge clits" https://youtu.be/sgttptD86P4?si=CPyL286BF57FDA2E 1:48 - 2:13

2026-06-05 17:45

Leebos

https://youtu.be/owCRBsnhRaM?si=x82sYXjudWxUIZkW 10:30-12:00

2026-06-05 18:38

Soups!

https://youtu.be/obD0MEymidc?si=MSjKa-nqg9ISQd9Y 9:38 I damn coveted again

2026-06-06 04:39

Soups!

https://youtu.be/6b6cJ5vM1rU?si=-J9VMlOeC36mL2u- 9:40-11:02 Patrick torments Charlotte

2026-06-06 07:11

JerryJones

Patrick causes 3 audio issues in 23 minutes and swears it's not him. https://youtu.be/1lOwW-ekqnE?t=1367

2026-06-06 22:11

SaltyVigilante

https://youtu.be/26vJc6dg7d4?t=434 spiritual reset/get your inner thigh off my inner thigh

2026-06-07 20:42

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/owCRBsnhRaM?si=1E6fp1rgmThS0hlW&t=630

2026-06-08 16:02

cptvictor

https://youtu.be/sgttptD86P4?si=mibfWYMOs09aAj7Q&t=108

2026-06-08 16:03

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