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Comment ‘Shop 105 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-08 13:00:21
Imported:
2026-06

Content

What’re we Photoshoppin’ this week, boss?

Comments

stushow

Art Bumpy Bucco

slashx00

Simon Pegged

nikotopias

Force femmed James Girl Jones

Space_Worm

A sudden and earth shattering death drop

Koitus B

Randy Newman giving respect to short people

Brian

‘You Don’t Mess with the Zohan’ is THE best movie of ALL TIME!!! *sweating nervously*

Ethan Quist

He-Man if he was straight.

NoKnee

Real big knockers

Jamnsteff

Phil Spector tiny desk concert

NukeWarm

The Lord smiling as I spill my seed upon the crusty towel (I have committed no sin)

James Waters

The Conor McGregor buzzfeed puppy interview but he starts eating them

Mooseshark

Whatever Mr. Penis wants

Cheesy

Buff Caucasian Hutt speaks in perfect Basic, Shocks Mando and Grogu

Mickey_da_bee

The rainbow connection except it's about the rainbow made by reflecting light off of Copenhagen's diamond tipped penis

BoromirDies

I read that as hooyay clan

Terence Wiggins

did you know that you can change the lyrics to that "How To Save A Life" song to "How To Kiss A Guy" for free

Ribby

The Green Inferno Book

Madeline Alright

There is an Outer Rim champaign by a Polis Massan

mitchshow

Authentic Canadian Shogunate

Remi S

The Joe Rogaine Experience

Soups!

bushmeat rotta

Milo Anderson

The Blowjob and/or Boner Brothers

Lerad

The Manretary of Cisportation

Koitus B

Hell hath no fury like him

Joe Bingley

Add Tupac for some fucking reason

DebrafromHR

He-man vs She-Lady vs they-them

Iris

New minch aint the same as the old minch

Tomfoolery

Put that Jeremy Allen White slug in a kitchen!

Barden

Chewbacca using grogu like that ape using the frog

Lerad

Frotaghast the Brown

Zen Window

Ziggy, Yogurt, and a rabid crawlspace raccoon doing this week's Comment Shop

Leebos

I employ an ethical special meat butcher

Mike Rapin

The Shai-Hulud Who Shagged Me

Alexander Barry

You're telling me this is some kind of guy in a Kabuki mask?

Colinfixates

A Solid Snake that has lasted for more than 4 hours

Nicky__J

Rahul Kohlee Harvey Oswald

LittleJohn

Lograymond Reddington

Leila BoUr

protestant sports heaven

Bradders

Ima-Gun Di and be put in a video game 30 years later. Slowen Lo.

Deafmoon Phoenix

Jared Leto recruiting Astrogoblin into his cult!

HeyJoshRob

God of Worf: La Forge

2mewhy

Gay preservation therapy. Pray the gay will stay.

SteveOps

“He doesn’t spew anything?”

Peter

"Jacob Charlotte," Patrick said quietly, "you were named for two cohosts of Astrogoblin. One of them was a Filipino and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."

Jangus

2026 Mazda CX-50 Hybrid for Sale near Brunswick, ME

Braxton Glass

The hypothetical situation where I have successfully convinced Patrick to let me borrow $5 (I don't pay it back).

Winther

Luke saves a few credits by getting his new RotJ suit in beautiful, heavily discounted lavender velour.

Wally's Worst

I still miss my sloppy mountain dome

Walter

Simian My Way - Rusted Root

MontyBMan

Like Saturn devouring his son

Jc Whitacre

Mcribbed for her pleasure

TateTM

"Nobody has 2 slaves"

SoaringSmith

The Exorcism of Mans Red Flower

jstowe18

The Englishman who went up Rahul and came back stronger.

Ben Snow

Arjun "Saros" Devraj x Amos "The Expanse" Burton 🏳️‍🌈

Fraktruck

Blahaaaj the shark...celebrated everywhere for his cuddliness

Aksel Lessum

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I saw a dick sucked through a grapefruit

Jordan Moses

Apologies for double dipping: Tak and the power of True True

Ryan F

Is deescoos still a thing? I'm 50 episodes behind.

Poppy

Xenomorph piloting a gundam

Yagsti

Throwing up at the Moaning Myrtle Small Wand Humiliation stall in Universal

liam

Crink 2: Hoo Jib

A Kitty Cat

Imperial Center pride parade

Nick Taylor

Translucent-green-Xbox line of sex toys

MontyBMan

Columbo in Mos Eisley

bgibblesfan42069

I dont want Nien Nunb, Nunb is a Chuba can't get no hoop dee weep

pokemaniac15

"It's cock, but it's clean."

SaltyJabba

Ernest goes to Wakanda.

bats

no paghs refused

Drew Wagner

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Alone

bgibblesfan42069

cant get that no scrubs song out of my head, listened to it for 7 hours straight on friday

Markus Mason

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power Tone! It's loud fuckin roar tells me to interior decorate you! Take this! My love! My agita! And all of my gabagool! Erupting… Vesuvius… Finger!!!!

bolinani8

Patrick replace Bob Odenkirk in Nobody 3 and instead of going to Plummerville, Wisconsin they go to Great Wolf Lodge in Minnesota, where he has to protect the town from Charlotte and Jacob Drug Kings and Queens that run the town Directed by Ryan Hailey

Dil-the-Spider

Yeah every time I want, I want, man's red flower. HOOP-dee-WEEP-dee Don't you know my desiiires contain, walking and talking like you TOO-ooo-OO-ooo

Bryan Weiss

Cooper, you remind me today of a small corellian slice hound.

The Shareholders

I squeezed real hard but nothin funny came out.

Kurds Dake

Tak and the Power of Bluechew™

Mickey_da_bee

"Let him know that you know best 'Cause after all, you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence"

Nick Gelwick

Patrick but moustache and eyebrow switched

Under10Hours

Vito’s Organic Truffle Company: “I’m growing mushrooms out my ass”

slashx00

Hell hath no fury like a simian pegged

CH3F

The mysterious fourth Astrogoblin: Paul Dano in Little Miss Sunshine

Worthy Foe

Jabba the Hutt and Lando Calrissian attend the Pimp's Council

Nibblonians

Samuel Alito: Battle Angel

Donovan

Give everyone guns

Rigatoni

Vader: No Luke, I am your father. Luke: I'm not my father. I'm my own man, Mando.

Bungeon Dastard

Plo Koon and Kit Fisto staring in the Birdcage

Anne Chovy

Tak & the Power of Nunu Metal

Landrew1385

🎶 Canto Bight resort and casinooo 🎵

Tonkatsu

Plower Rangers

Daniel Brown

The Pontification of Patrick

Cugi

God of War: Monkey D Luffy

tigerhawk66

Elmo vs NY street fight edition

Johnald90

Tak and the power of this armed and fully operational battlestation

Bazzgooz

nirvanna the band the show the movie & grogu

flakesofbran09

Cousin Louie being crowned king at the local man village swingers party

Jason Kosowski

Grogu riding in his hoopti-weep busting on the sandy ground

SteveR

Patrick skeleton reveal

Bradders

I'm gunna Galactic my Racer

Claire Myers

Bruce Willis wearing a sandwich board on Ferenginar that says "I hate the Grand Negus"

bald idiot

Hellraiser of the Planet of the Apes

bald idiot

Ideally including ape Andrew Robinson getting cucked by his ape brother

el rio medina

The Exploranauts looking up to Sports Heaven

tore

Just eating a meal, a succulent Shan-Guonese meal

VirusWithShoes

Boof it up my brown eyyye So I can get twice as hiiiigh. Take a look How few I took Yet I'm hearing rainboooows.

LeKa

It's just various roadkill and five gallons of expired raw milk.

EvelynA33

Trans guy who’s into trains🎶

Zabowba

John Fetterman as Rotta the Hutt… showing gore videos to Grogu on his phone through the bars of his cell

Nat

Post nut clarity

Sea Hag

The team Roadcrafts directly through the Ewok nature preserve

Ryogathelost

Scorpius from Farscape drilling phallic objects into his brain thing. Can somebody explain what I'm talking about...

BoromirDies

I don't have anything good to offer, I just wanted to annoy Patrick with a boring comment now. Also it's your favorite son of Gondor's birthday today so give him 1, 2 or maybe 3 birthday wishes straight to the heart.

Cowboy Baby

That same Rex Kwon Do excellence

Andi Platts

Lord of the Rings if Sauron was a Proctologist

Bobby Benedict

A fifth Final Fantasy 7 trailer has hit the tower.

James Waters

Love that you gave Patrick they/them pronouns

DylanC

The Sound of Settling Out of Court For Damages I Will Possess Your Cash I Will Follow You Into Your House (via illegal GPS Tracking) License, Registration & Proof Of Insurance Death Of An Interior Decorator (During A Routine Traffic Stop)

DylanC

Pride Month at Quark's

James Waters

Fuckin beeeeeeaauuutiflllll I NEEED it

Pablo

we of the ruinous hog

David Jones

Lott Dod’s used car lot

Haste

Charli XCX Kirk

PhdWiz

Up all night to get Maclunkey

Deebo

Photo Shoppin' Daddies

RobotRonin

Those dastardly goblins stole my semen!

Deebo

Reactionary Anti-Woke He Man and the MAGAsters of the Universe

John

Charlotte as the Utz logo tucked away on some chips in the corner

aloneRU2

Appalachian Hillbilly Oppo Rancisis

Katey506

Ratts Tyrell at the Cher Concert

Deusaroni

Grogu drowning in Rotta's rancid snail trail secretions

Onani Master

Zardoz Head spitting out waves of American Gladiators to fight angry irradiated Gorillas

Danstanster

The next Ardennian monkey director in Star Wars.

Jon Sapp

Epstein class of '09

Step

One-Wish-Will Graham

Lerad

But Luke Skywalker, I sell slaves to the community!

Lerad

Happy pride

Deebo

Matt Mercer Final Fantasy Presentation

Lerad

Holy fuck that rules

grunglemint tea

device that wets the ground right before accidental spills

Fluff McScruff

the mayor of nyc has appointed a new Frottage Czar

Hypnoctopi

"That dark clown Autism" - Vin Diesel

Zippy

Jim Beam Ito

Stankape

Wesley crusher pussy

Michael Zwez

Set it in a never ending labyrinth of pain

Dino the dino

ok thats enough too many prompts we can all go home now

Dylan

Stairway to Heaven’s Gate

Mothman

Woke 007. Jane Bond, Octobussy.

snrd3r

that's not how you Meet 'n' Fuck a hot dog, luv

Sweet Boy

Stellan Highguård

jjolly

I Will Follow You Into the Slide

Nikeandmickey

I have no arms and I must groom dogs

PhdWiz

Tower of Babel Gundam

snrd3r

mid nut contemplation

Joseph Laflamme

Rotta the Hutt confronts Joel McHale over years of abuse

jjolly

*whistles* “Glenn Close”

jjolly

dogshit prompt but I had to get that out of my system

Wobs

Nuisance influencer smashes lego Jabbas sailbarge

Callie

anal.ogg (analogue)

Callie

oh god it made a link don't click that

Tank3875

A horse named Trust is the glue.

Braxton Glass

Read this as the "pornification" of Patrick so I think I have my prompt for next week.

DoYouWipe

Audrey II and Swamp Thing wedding

Beach Barn

🎵her body is a dusty ground 🎵

Wadachip

Give me a twisted taint

westr

Biblically accurate Chris Angel

SaltyVigilante

like droppign a golf pencil in the grnad canyon

Jon Salchichon

Zack Snyder directs Astrogoblin in "The Dusty Ground Chronicles : part 1 The Seed Spillers"

Rocksteady

Give someone the Bio-Port from Existenz

Rocking_Chariot

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to. (Yeah, it’s a cum thing.)

Zabowba

Anzellans exclaiming “Big Pipe” while gathered around a computer showing the Hunter Biden footjob video

Bumpo Tungus

Anzellans at January 6th "big turnout, eh?"

nick duke

Astrogoblin Sphere Residency

Barfait 🧋

They Came Back Stronger Together

Daniel Felesina

Tak and the Power of Juju! Good to see you!

vincenzo

Patrick's secret second Ferengi family

Sean Banne

But Shinzo... You 'pied.

Sean Banne

Idk I've got work in the morning

Mr penis

I’ve nothing for you not a smithereen

Mr penis

Do something with bud cort idk

Free Will

The King Makes Yellow

WormWoman

Tupac in Apocalypto

Baron Sogz

Penis reduction surgery

Vilani99

Immortan “Drinkwater” Joe

Funderfullness

Patrick gets kicked out of the SPH meetup

blackmagic626

Part of the ship, part of the crew

JGlazer2

Akeelah and the Bibi

SCOTT P

ah fuck i pooped my pants

Kurds Dake

Immortan "DO NOT BECOME ADDICTED TO DRINKWATER" Joe

Jimbo Sinbad

maybe like a buff dude, crying in a planet fitness and he kinda look like roger waters? idk anymore man

TheyCallMeCrisp

My buddy was in Japan last week and they literally had squirt enhancement pills

Nobod_E

Remake that shop of Patrick from the pig tier list, entirely from memory

Philip nick

naked Viggo (eastern promises) vs naked Viggo (captain fantastic)

Hankenstein

Convict and Execute Tony

SaltyVigilante

fuck thats good do that instead pastroboglin

Baxterattack

Calendar Child Animorphing into a Calendar

Funderfullness

All I wanna smell is burnt Geonosian

NSW3

The Knicks rebuilding after the Haliban attack.

Zhukov

Grizzly Man 2: "You should listen to this, it's actually really cool"

Callie

Sneil Patrick Harris

Astrogoblin

a pilll? that can make a pussy alrtger?

B.Trash

toyotathon hondavirus outbreak 2026

Pandaconda

Bubsy at the knicks game

chowt8

The spy who triggered me

chowt8

Agent 00-6-7

Chip Clip

Arjun Devrim Kay

Cheesy

this was a very good one. i really liked it. happy pride.

GlupShitto

Darth Vader pounding heavy to Alderaan being destroyed