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Comment ‘Shop 106 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-15 21:15:04
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Keep those prompts nice and slick with grease.

Comments

Terence Wiggins

You're not real! You're made of poontang

westr

The dreaded Foreskin Fairy

Joe Bingley

Hooyah Creed, hooyah Marlins!

Madeline Alright

Clueless white Ewok speaks in perfect Tagalog, shocks Rebels

David Jones

Top surgery (surgery that makes you a top)

Nat

The Cumdalorian

slashx00

Somehow, Tupac Returned

Nick Taylor

Chicken Sangwich Battle Royale

Drew Wagner

Astrogoblin Fortune Cookie: Maybe the real prompt was the friends we made along the way

User

I like turtles

Pablo

cream hole

Colby

Gay for pray

bald idiot

The Ewoks go to a pride parade but they didn’t know Teebo was gonna show up in his fetish gear and they’re all a little uncomfortable

jack stewart

I dunno just put a t rex somewhere that whould be cool

Daniel Felesina

Does this small penis do anything for you? Bwahhumiliation

Remi S

“I never made a deal with the mancub”

Russell Richardson

I’ve made my mind a scentless space. I’ve buried my GOOP candle knowing it’s a pussy I’ll never smell. So what do I sacrifice?…EVERYTHING!!!

Zippy

1,000 Years of Mogging

Free Will

Despicable Willard (AKA Of Mice and Minions)

DrHankVenture

iDudditz goes to the Bunny Ranch

Clickery21

The average Astrogoblin fan (derogatory)

Commisar

The Kirk Locker

Ethan Quist

More Chimpanzee balls than ever before

Maxwell

Death battle: Lott Dod vs Raymond Reddington

Morgan

A visit from the foreskin fairy.

Hauntlink

As Ralph Cifaretto, “Horton, she was a whoo”

Vilani99

Tony Soprano playing Marathon

Nicky__J

No more mammaries

SteveOps

Blessed be the maker and his goop.

Zen Window

It's an older chode, sir, but it checks out.

stushow

Just for Men: A Touch of Gay

Bobby Benedict

Just listen to Andrew WK like Patrick wants

Daniel Felesina

That’s just what being a fan of England is like for every World Cup

DebrafromHR

In front of my salad? on pride?!

melifiknow

Low fi Pretzi beats to study and pound off to [10 hrs]

Charles Anderson

Buster Scruggs: "I'm tired of the Cowboy Trades. The same old Spurs. The same old Wings."

Bread Sweeney

Patrick without facial hair and his conservative values

Andi Platts

The astrogoblin version of the Bertie Bassett Licorice Man.

Mooseshark

Just a screenshot of Joey Pantoliano eating a steak

John

Lorenzo Lamas, tasteful nude

Schmopal

Happy Pride Mothra

apenapenapen

Noah Schnapp and Jar Jar Rule 34

grunglemint tea

your stupid chud homunculus bought all the wrong reagents

TheWakaEmu117

Computer show me jar jar with his tounge down sy snoodles mouth thing while giving Joh Yowza (covered in cum) small penis humiliation

Mickey_da_bee

Monotheistic cock-shameful ewoks

Kyle Koehler

I’m on a walk rn why are you doing this to me

Honey-Boo-Boo

I once saw John Wicket kill three men in a bar with a pencil

Glup Shiddo

Scott Single Trooper Aerial Platform

Dink182

Bondage gungans at Naboo pride

Chris Holden

Pinhead and gang invade a World Cup pitch

Buggeiestguy

Dan "Top Dog" Schneider and his beautiful Harley

Matt Fanelli

Pine Barrens with Nog and Jake

ChucklinNarwhal

"I'm Rey." "Rey who?" "Rey Sleazebaggano."

vincenzo

The Battle of Geonosis (21 BBY) on the White House lawn

MontyBMan

I've always wanted to be Draciel

PrinceRobot

Can you SMELL LALALALA, what Grok, is cooking

Toast

strangely shaped chicken nugget

NSW3

Baby from American Sniper all grown up

Doomguydoesit

Stuck on poo (Greg kineer is a pos figuratively or literally)

Fish Guy

God Emperor of Poon

Funderfullness

Reddington keeps knocking gunplas on the floor until Jacob gives him a name

Andi Platts

Isn't that just Catholic school?

The Ghostlight Rook

Onan argues with God that the second time wasn’t a sin because the ground wasn’t dusty

Space_Worm

Boss Nass cheek thing butt labia

NukeWarm

Tom W. Riddle unscrambles his name to reveal his true identity, Wat Tambor

Wobs

Allanus Morissette

M A

You, Shmi and Dupree

Grace

Lando Calrissian betting carbonite Han Solo away at Treasure Island Resort and Casino.

Bumpo Tungus

"Army of Two Slavers" game cover [Watto and Jabba]

Brendon Abbl

Visual representation of how many undergates are in Jacob's digestive system

WormWoman

120 days of sodom but everyone is smiling :)

Beau Eckert

Duddits letting us know every tang gwana be irie

Erynsaurus

Akeelah and the Beekeeper

Leebos

Astrogoblin Stigmata

LittleJohn

Astrogoblin celebrates Nuclear Family Month

KittenMittons

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

DocBarkeep

Anthony Bourdain’s description of eating ortolan.

Koitus B

A The-Last-Mimsy-type musical production

ChillyVanilly

"uh Herc? is his seed supposed to hit the dusty ground?"

MontyBMan

Maclunky: A Boonta Eve Miracle

jim nope

horse but it's wetter than normal

dangxious

Lamentation of Bryce

Mark Cardiff

Lott Dod and Two Smoking Barrels

CH3F

Tion Meadows

Cormac Lynch

The ghosts of sounding past, present, and future

Wakman145

Ernest takes Kharg Island

jstowe18

Are you telling me you like green eggs and ham Sam-I-am?

jjolly

🎶 “I like Plutts when they’re Unkar”

EvelynA33

Woewoewoewoewoewoe…. Heyy Maaan a hamburger

Ben Snow

A hint about the next season of Galactic Book Club

jimbo_jambo

Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped

direjimmy

Things Patrick actually likes

Barden

The Forced Feminization of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Barden

Jessie Janes

jesse gax

Gas huffing comp, semi-finals (white house lawn)

Women B Shoppin

Ratts Tyrell's whore bath before the Boonta Eve Classic

Dr. Deagle

Travolta in Grease 2026 starring The Rock and Stellan Skarsgård

Leila BoUr

tatooine pride parade (jarjar is there in kink gear)

Nautical Nonsense

A fine chariot, but where is the GPE ThrustMaster 9000?

Arty Frost

The Anzellans fixing Jacob's surely disease ridden computer

Devon Palmer

Serious lack of Clint Howard in here

Nibblonians

Matt Walsh’s new documentary “What is a Gundam?”

RexNeminis

Pride Month on the Death Star

Steeph Derfer

The Hamburglar is used as a mule to sneak the World Cup through security

Ribby

Jeremy Allen White and Cookies

NRay7882

The scarecrow mistakenly asks Glenda the witch for some good brain

Lerad

I was 21 when The September Children were un-birthdayed

lilcczar

A spilled bucket of chum dried and crusted

Tonkatsu

Pustules but make them cute

Tormentum

Patrick Brown Roux

Space_Worm

Alex Jones’ gay trans frog (today)

Jangus

Goy pride month

Nick Gelwick

You're telling me someone stole these legos?

NRay7882

"Sorry, Han!"

liam

Patrick teaching athletes how to pull the tab

Bungeon Dastard

Dwayne The Rock Johnson is Starbuck in the live action remake of Trash Island

Meatshelly

Jus wot I thought, this Rohan is mine

StinkyRudy

Freedom 250 presents Boonta Eve

Cowboy Baby

The laying on of hands on a hardbody

SCOTT P

Mr. Bidderman's truck stop

Michael Zwez

Jacob 3 inches bigger, Patrick 3 inches smaller

Peter

Lee Cronin's, Lee Daniel's, the Mummy Butler

GwenShmoople

SoundCloud rapping Line Cook named Food Boi illne$s

Peter

PAWGs?

Peter

BWAHA... the inside jokes

Galactic Factotum

Weekend at Arnie’s (what’s eating Gilbert grape)

TateTM

Farewell and adieu to you girl lovin ladies. Farewell and adieu to you girls who like girls. Cause we've received orders from lesbian homies, And so never more shall we like girls again

Milo Anderson

Astrogoblin Mirror, Mirror episode (Good Patrick, Evil Jacob, Straight Charlotte)

Sean Banne

What a Show Funeral at Backshots Bar n Grill

Incogsteevo

Cheese Flaggstaff getting shot by Brother MtnDewzone

Cheesy

The Backshotlist with Raymounds Reddickton

Milo Anderson

The Tulsa branch of Bricks & Minifigs gets a new owner

Eli Mulholland

John Stamos as a blue shell from Mario kart.

Zhukov

Aw Herc, why'd you have to leave the Western District?

defaced5960

When we getting a Stargate sg-1 arc in the goblinverse?

Tank3875

Grogu gets the leg-lengthening surgery; very painful

GoodPostReilly

IG-88 and 4-LOM shooting the first blasters at Stonewall

Wheelietron3000

Tulpa King: We conjured Don Lewis' spirit and bound it in some ground beef to get some answers

Emily and Sean

SOMEBODY PLEASE ... get this man a gungan

Braxton Glass

The comment shop prompts surpass 300 and Patrick is so distraught that he turns into The Crow.

TateTM

Crocs and all?

Joseph Laflamme

"Have at thee!" he shouts, before stapling his scrotum to a plank of wood and running backwards through a doorway

Dylan

Pete Hegseth’s tramp stamp

Frank N Gunn

Ewokes: The Battle for They/Themdor

Deusaroni

Becoming fluent in the Filipino lapastangang pananalita

BoromirDies

The Kings Speech 2. Starring RFK Jr and Joe Rogan

Jon Salchichon

Rian Johnson directs Astrogoblin in "The Dusty Ground Chronicles : Part 2 The Last Hoop-de-Whee"

2mewhy

The Girl with the Don "The Dragon" Wilson Tattoo

A Kitty Cat

The Minch who Stole Lifeday

Rocksteady

Stallone meets his first beaver

Wadachip

Mads and Bill go to White Castle

Yutyrant Audio

Charlie Kirk vs The Gorn (in front of the White House)

CUMT

Jango Fenttanyl

Rigatoni

Mad Max: Dusty Load

DylanC

Huge fucking months mate

DylanC

Clear your colanders.

SquidSquidd

Ewok blowbang on the white house lawn

LordZorro

Dr. Moreau’s tropical bushmeat emporium

Haste

Living Labia Loca

Jon Sapp

Zach Anner breaks the siege

tore

I found an online store called Crank Therapy

PhdWiz

Clueless Jedi speaks in perfect Huttese and shocks Jabba and Rotta

Yo Mama

Just huge fucking tits mate?

Daniel Brown

Your new favorite pop-up: Patrick's premium pipes

boshudio

Whatever the meme of the summer will be

Riley Frost

Can't think of a prompt while Mitch McConnell is in the hospital (edging too hard)

Jtng23

Those gas station boner pills but for jedi who can't quite connect to the force without some help.

aloneRU2

Yaddle Does Dallas

Jimbo Sinbad

lenny kravitz wardrobe malfunction but its a xenomorph mouth

Ray

Mwaaahaaa, the Congress of Malastare concurs with the honourable delagate from the trade federation. The bottle must be vintage dated

[REDACTED]

Grease, but the cool cars ride around in people. Idk.

Under10Hours

Non-virgin olive oil. Olive oil that fucks.

Dil-the-Spider

Euphemisms for Masturbation Tier List

[REDACTED]

Rey Sleazebaggano, good to meet you!

Fay Decker

Charlotte giving graphic birth to Jacob and Minch

Mackenzie DeMello

I've given up all chance at jungle VIP, I've made my mind a swingless place. I give my bananas to someone else's man-cub I hoop-de-weep for a red flower I'll never get to see

[REDACTED]

Specifically as Illya in The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

_Barrett

Sports heaven from Trash Island ep 4.

B.Trash

UFC upon the dusty ground

Matthew Brady

You gotta keep it greasy! The Paul Brothers team up with Elon Bezos (the dbz esque fusion form) to take over the government at the White House MMA fight.

Bazzgooz

I got nothing fuckoff

Robin

Figrin Filoni

Kyle Koehler

Oh nvm looks like no one else had anything good either

SaltyVigilante

just to get some poison out, have this also: my big fat geonosian puasy

Fredducky

The Violent They/Themmes

Mr penis

“You wouldn’t part an old man from his sounding rod”

CH3F

CLICK THE BUTTON TO STOP RECORDING RIGHT NOW, OR BE DOOMED TO READ 250+ COMMENTS

Baxterattack

Beansie’s first day as a Red Shirt

Kyle Koehler

Cue the Theodore Rex trailer

Josh

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Josh

CBT

Raithix

Rotta the Hutt headlines the White House UFC fight.

James Waters

this is a racist caricature of patrick how dare u

Terp

Astro goblin meets up with the Napa boys

Chromy Builds

Idk, let Charlotte pick, for her birthday let her have this one thing

Val Vardis

something for the gooners

Dino the dino

aww i keep missing it when its fresh is this how you get me to up to the $25 tier to feel seen and maintain our parasocial bond

CeeBass

I couldn’t think of a comment, but I got lucky this weekend, so have a freebee on me.

Mallory Clark

Two characters of your choice duking it out in the white house octagon

Sea Hag

Bwaahaaaaahul Kohli

CherRockOperaNOW

What’s going on with Paul Giamatti these days anyway?

Cheesy

“Mowgli! Good to see you!”

Cheesy

that’s some piss poor gooning right there.

Cheesy

“oh cool a drinkable hamburger, thanks”

Cheesy

yousa no liken da pussy jarjar?

Cheesy

clear your colons

Cheesy

I owe you big loads, Mando.

Alfy Red

Around the Colt 45 a perimeter create.

Macro

Greetings from Spin class

James Waters

Throw in a flapper ‘rangatan for good measure

Dave Mackenzie

RFK Jr cramming bush-meat into his gaping maw

Danstanster

BootStrap-on Bill Turner

Disc0_Hipp0

You can't cum, but there are alternatives to gooning

LeKa

Exxon Valdez furry fanfiction

Pingu

No Cunt for Old Men (Patrick [derogatory {conservative} ] )

StampedArc

Jurassic Park Riyadh

Jordan Moses

Charlie Kirkules in New York

Braxton Glass

Might unironically be the shadiest business the Tulsa King has his paws in.

Braxton Glass

At a certain point, I have to imagine they say "only fresh prompts" or something. It's getting untenable.

Braxton Glass

If someone only lasts 20 seconds, then it's a 300% increase and that ain't too shabby.

Braxton Glass

Transmasc on the day of his top surgery.

Johnald90

APaulMuadibCalypto

AcousticSamurai

"Bwahhh did you ever hear the tragedy of the California champagne? It was known for it's excellence." "Is it possible to learn this excellence?" "Not from the French."

Polliwog

Smokey Bear's human cousin who does in fact identify as a Bear and is REALLY into the idea of starting a forest fire.

Barden

Woke Patrick

Urn

The Herc, The Pretzi, and the Chariot (Can be with or without Horses)

Worthy Foe

Gay Stone Cold Steve Austin: I had a queer, I had another queer, 3 queers, 4 queers, 5 queers...

Nail Ink

AustralianGoblin

CH3F

im stealing this one for next week 😈

Zabowba

The Sigil for the Tulsa King

50percentJoe

The four horsemen of the Italian apocalypse.

Matthew Mopeen

Dream scenario: Butt chugging liquid peyote at the deftones concert with my best friend Patrick.❤️