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Comment ‘Shop 108 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-29 13:00:28
Imported:
2026-06

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Please provide your most pungent prompts

Comments

apenapenapen

I've got good news for you. That cum you like is going to come back in style.

Koffing

Cry hooptie and let loose the weeps of war.

Dylan

Luke goes to the Pink Taun Taun Club

Madeline Alright

Clay Aiken's new show "I Love Cooking with Clay"

Nick Taylor

Heavy is the cock that wears the ring

NSW3

Elder orangutan teaching fellow apes how to take a galaxy gas hit

VirusWithShoes

Gabriel's trumpet producing E.B. Farnum from the ass of a pig with Richardson's antler shining down from above.

RipleyInSpace

Newt Gingrich/Wife's Cancer Nurse slashfic

QuickstrikeTRU

Lady and the Tramping a lit Dart cigg

Terence Wiggins

Dwayne "The "Dog "The Bounty Hunter" Chapman" Rock" Johnson

dangxious

2-ton Penis Pump

Nat Schwarz

Peanuts Enlargement Surgery

JoshyG

Tony Soprano with a Mustache

stushow

Chief Keef Chirpa

TheWakaEmu117

Computer show me Joh yowza gang… wait computer this isn’t bing safe search off this is the astrogoblin comment shop prompt.

slashx00

Two balls in the hand worth 1 cock in the bush, Chief

Brian

John Wayne’s asshole gets Hodor’d

Sean Banne

Post Kirk clarity in Sports Heaven

Cheesy

Hercules in My Bedroom, with guest penis Sylvester Stallone

Drew Wagner

It’s A Wonderful Life Day

SCOTT P

Elder orangutan teaching fellow apes how to take a galaxy gas hit, but better

Ribby

Patrick judges the Michigan 'Deja Vu's Prettiest Butthole Competion'

WutangchickeN

Show them how to Frik the discoos

HeyJoshRob

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt mall kiosk.

Joby Zebavich

Ernest’s big break at the Balisong Blade World Competition 2019

GoodPostReilly

Oh cool, Astrogoblin sent us a postcard from the worst place in PA/MN/SoCal! (driver’s choice)

Andrew Hawkins

Tom of Finland presents: Astrogoblin

defaced5960

Cum on your back stronger!

Madeline Clark

First year fashion failures from a freshly transitioned Orson Welles (she kept the name)

jstowe18

Tim Burton’s Drag Race

Merlinator

The YouTube thumbnail of Reckless Ben breaking the Watergate scandal

Kickflipoff

Brandywine Bridge Meet ‘N Fuck

Andi Platts

The Green Mile; reflecting pool driving edition.

Leebos

David Fjïncher's Sven

Glup Shiddo

Fleet Farm Pride Collection

Leebos

This is my dad's prompt. You have to be nice to Gil

Colby

A new shirt for a new 250 years. God Bless America

Peter

A watched penis never busts

Kassa_Worry

Twisting in quiet Korntemplation

Clunt

Gay Jar Jar telling Conan that heesa no care about the lamentations of the women

Milo Anderson

Where is Wee Man? Is he safe? Is he alright?

NRay7882

Watto the corporate HR slave manager

Ethan

The Secret Lives of Entwives

Koz

Rick Moranis in: Honey, I Shrunk My Cock

Rocksteady

Jorah Mormont gives up on his Grey Scale surgery halfway through his massive schlong

Barden

"Hello, Sam. I am Deadman, and this is Blindbeefsalesman."

Tank3875

A vampire who drinks cum instead of blood.

Ray

Honk if you love Fred Durst

Donovan

How about everybody with little kitty ears and tails like a cat girl

NRay7882

He's got you there, @NSW3

Deafmoon Phoenix

George Lucas invites Astrogoblin to his museum only for Patrick to steal the Naboo Starfighter!

Failstate

Happy Pride, gay Charlie Brown

NukeWarm

Yoda being piggy backed by Arjun saying "stronger, coming on your back am I"

Bigworthless

Calamity Jane discovers salvia and starts performing knife tricks outside of El Cortez

Colinfixates

Believe in your convictions. Prompt without fear.

VetteTheWarlock

The goblins purchase a boy to process comment shop prompts

Free Will

Queequegs Coffee

Mackenzie DeMello

I was 21 when order 66 went down... ...I wasn’t force sensitive at all really, but I went to the Jedi temple that day because they had a Midichlorian drive... ...I wanted to protect this galaxy, so I moved to Coruscant and enrolled in inquisitor training.

Deebo

Anamanagucci Mane

GoodPostReilly

And a most dewanna of wongas to you, Mr Hickok

Tank3875

And all their cats standing up and hairless like people.

Milo Anderson

Mr Beast gets tried at the Hague for his "Infant Blender Challenge " video

BiggerBen

Ernest Heming-whey

Chaz Surfboard

Gooner for a good home ad (it's Patrick)

Yagsti

In the future they'll just knock you out and Dark City the memory of the goon sesh into you

Jangus

They shut down the riverboat casino in Aurora, IL and are going to detach it and let it flow down the river

Milo Anderson

In his newest video Binging with Babish makes a cruelty free Special Meat sandwich

Nat

My two dads (Patrick and Jacob) fighting for their lives in the bathrrom

Mooseshark

Tomb of the unknown Black Eyed Peas members

Driftless

whatever Prompt you choose Cenobite it up

BoromirDies

Swear to god there's a line in Return of the King book where Merry is too upset to smoke pipe weed after Theoden's death (spoiler), and Aragorn tells him to "smoke in his honor". Make Theoden into a human cadaver bong in honor of him or whatever

Worthy Foe

Jousting Tournament on the White House lawn

Zen Window

Babu Frik Flair "Droid remember go woooo, WOOWOO"

Brenden

Jacob gets the evil bone from Igor (2008)

James Waters

Break a pool cue in half and let ‘em rip

Kurds Dake

The Jem'shibari. Soldiers of the DOMinion

VirusWithShoes

I don't know if this is a Quint reference, but I read it in his voice

Connor Dilk

Wake me up when September children

Chimp Steinham

Domain kingdom phylum class order penis species

DylanC

next escalation of the carnivore diet

Deusaroni

Star Wars but it's all shaved greater apes

DylanC

Obi Wan Fucking Kenobi

Devon Palmer

George Washington crossing the Delaware but on a Sea-doo

Brooke

~ Swinton

FlamingoRadio_🦩

Steven Spielberg presents ‘The Color Woke Purple’

Joe Pastier

A1 has heard you, Steak Sully

DylanC

Pubes and all

tore

Trixie offers Micolash, Host of the Nightmare an open-air blowjob

Swisher

Lee Daniels' The Butler vs Lee Cronin's The Mummy (vs Christopher Lee)

westr

Andor but it’s Teletubbies

Adriano Bacuita

Baby in the womb who has the golden ticket of being a nepo baby

aloneRU2

Franklin D. Roosevelt doing some sweet tricks on a half pipe in his wheelchair for Americas 250th anniversary.

Johnald90

Vin Diesel and Zam Wesell's child Vam Weasel

Bryan Weiss

They turned me into an Anzellan, Coop. Made my eyes all big and turned my hair into old man pubes. The fellas at quantico are calling it, “Getting Friked”. Really weird stuff!

Deusaroni

And then Frik them idk

Felix Forrester

Two in the Pink(y) & one in the stink(y Brain)

bgibblesfan42069

give yogurt a chalkboard to do some algebra on

Rolling614

Gay Son or Thot Dobby?

Uousaou

Punk Goes Jizz

Cody Anderson

A brand new skarsgard son, but made with ALL the previous sons combined

Maxwell

They don’t Naga Je Tah teach Hoohah Tah throw Ta discoos?

Mackenzie DeMello

"your calendars, you must clear" "The way you fucking eat a hotdog, that is not"

Chip Clip

Watching The Man Who Sold the Worf on MTV Unplugged

John

Make it sepia but not that kind

CH3F

imagine if that pufferfish didnt eat that carrot, maybe it wouldve survived! lots to think about...

Russell Richardson

You turned Calamity Jane against me! Your LUST for Nebraska Pussy has done that!

Marie C

David Lynch’s It’s a Wonderful Life brought to you by Lee Cronin

Jarkgur

Perpetual Reference Stew

Fluff McScruff

old school james bond villian's trap. its just a milking table with no straps or restraints

slashx00

i was between chief and mando, the two astrogoblin genders

Haste

Trans Osmosis Jones

Erynsaurus

Usha Vance, Good to see you.

Dr. Balls

What that mouth of Sauron do

Urn

Gary Busey yelling Corellian Insurance after getting in a fender bender in his speeder

Cheesy

They treat me like I’m Anakin Fuckin’ Skywalker

Braxton Glass

Mom's Home has a new EP coming out. As punishment for Charlotte's crimes, Patrick and Jacob get carte blanche on the album cover.

lilcczar

Pungent Pit Porn

Wilfredo

Hillary Rottaham Clinton

Rigatoni

Since 250 is a wash, give us a peek at the U.S.'s 300th birthday

Cowboy Baby

Patrick wears the silk shirt

Bazzgooz

Tragically patrick has been killed on a hunting trip in the african bush

Zippy

Death Cab for Pretzi

Mothman

Tender is the sesh, making a weed strain so powerful it has a first and last name.

Lerad

If I was inedible...

Markus Mason

Juggalo Pisslympics ft. Ryan Hailey

Deuce Downing

The guys from Wang Chung actually watching Live and die in L.A. grimacing cowardly

Rebelcow

The dreaded Oklahoma pussy.

Mallory Clark

a photo-shop recreation of the white house during the war of 1812 for Canada day

Disc0_Hipp0

How Viggo broke his toe in The Green Book

jjolly

Dexter jettster stealthily performing a Texas tuck

DDP THE DP KING

Patrick fighting for a baddie chain on Baddies Africa. Only on the ZEUS network

Lerad

That is a great reference

Daniel Felesina

Where is Thanasis Antetokounmpo? Is he safe? Is he in Miami?

David Jones

My prompt list is empty, skip this week

Daniel Felesina

Oh why’d ya have to go into the dark, Herc? I’ll follow you into the dark, Herc!

Lerad

Chess ko Sebulba. Coo wolpa gay gungan. Me teesa hate crime pana pee pride month.

A Kitty Cat

DUCU cinematic universe revived but Anti-woke

Ryogathelost

The great American pastime of going to the local quarry to help your buddy dump his old car but your buddy is Scorpius from Farscape.

Miauchanto

Goodbye, Zach. Goodbye, Cody.

M A

Around the Deadwood references, a perimeter create

Beach Barn

Loving son or thoughtful daughter?

Zilke

Patrick defending Neimoidian accents in a Jubilee surrounded video

50percentJoe

Throwing Grogu with the perfect spin.

Frank N Gunn

The scene where they send Spock's body out of the airlock but instead they send him down the Boston cop slide

Gandalf's Big Naturals

My baby keeping milk down and not throwing it up all over my hair and bed and everywhere FUCK

Jeremy Allen Fart

I think this is an example of a prompt that needed a shrewd editor to chop it in half

Frank N Gunn

Eventually they stop doing it by accident and instead do it on purpose

Sandy

Cover art for GTAstrogobiln

TateTM

Bwaahaa cool man a hamburger

Buff Iroh

IMDb: I Make Dudes bust

Hypnoctopi

The Calendar Children: Pride Month Comes Before the fall

Incogsteevo

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey but it's Charlotte, Jacob, and Patrick

Shakey Jakey

Gandalf, your love of the Halflings' shatter pen has made you weird and off-putting.

blake_the_butcher

Something involving a sausage to honor Patrick’s butcher brethren and sisteren this weekend

PumaHands

Starscreamin and creamin

Frank N Gunn

All those animals are dead now

Linkedtheory

Agent 47 has defected with a highly dangerous biological weapon and only one man is capable of stopping him. Good luck Agent Dale Gribble

liam

I miss my Rocky Mountain dome

ImJustWiggles

Ki Adi Mundi and the Sorcerer's Boy Cellar

SCOTT P

A broken penis cums twice a day

Zhukov

Ernest Hemingweyoun

Wadachip

“Can I goon to the fertility doll before museum security catch me: Speedrun attempt 3”

Wobs

Oedipus in New York

DebrafromHR

its the Milo and Otis curse, The Air Buddies, send their regards!

DebrafromHR

*Palpatine voice* "Dew it"

DebrafromHR

sometimes, i get sad because im 43 and gay when I see my friends with kids...then I read this. boot up my ps5 and go full michael jordan lol

DebrafromHR

a child who would avenge me and destroy my enemies

DebrafromHR

is charlotte, ashley tisdale?

DebrafromHR

the most anti-woke DC character is Hitman and that would be a dope ass movie

DebrafromHR

Welcome to Miami *does the will smith dance*

DebrafromHR

patrick with long nails going *I wish a bitch would*

Daniel Felesina

Record scratch 🎵I like pretty girls🎵

DebrafromHR

Ryan and Patrick being invited to the cookout this Juneteenth

DebrafromHR

this time the Mother-fucking is personal

DebrafromHR

I see you've been to Turkey blockhead.

DebrafromHR

a Banana and a fistful of feces for hurling

Tyler Wilkins

The Captain always goes down on the ship

DebrafromHR

is he still gay or is he like jojo siwa and that black guy from the meme?

DebrafromHR

is this a Sealab 2021 refrence or am I just old

DebrafromHR

I have some videos I can send to counter this theory

DebrafromHR

y'know...he's called pretzi cause he sells pretzles by the whardf

DebrafromHR

the president is a robot dog and all humans are enslaved by tamagotchis

DebrafromHR

everyone is drawn oversexualized with big hogs....I think this maybe worth looking into

DebrafromHR

*As Marisai Tomei* The Jedi Council is wrong your honor!

DebrafromHR

RFK already sounds like a gungan

DebrafromHR

you know who likes intimate dinners and nice evening outs? MY MOM!!!!!

DebrafromHR

Guilermo del toro "Well fuck my drag"

DebrafromHR

Verzuz Biden vs Budden bars for bars who wins

DebrafromHR

10 shapes you can take to make your lover scream

DebrafromHR

This explotation of Jacob is whats ruining anime

DebrafromHR

Charlie Brown, the true spirt of Pride, is to take poppers and do crime

DebrafromHR

Such seed I have to show you upon the ground

DebrafromHR

Dobby is a hot girl now master

bgibblesfan42069

I'll tell ya what jack, I think, you know, Evera ting gon' be irey.

cptvictor

Hitman: 47 Ronin

Ajpops

They don’t want me to show them how to make heaven crowded?

Callie

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my memorial reflecting pool into a poison swamp

Women B Shoppin

Orson Welles has white grinch on the table like Marlon Brando and his small man.

BalsaWoodBones

Jacob Kissing Sebulba (non derogatory)

Callie

I Will Possess Your Herc (8 minute version)

Sweet Boy

You ever had Nal Hutta pussy Mando?

Peter

Cum Cum man

Peter

Yousa no liken the bear carcass Cheryl?

Peter

Around The Gem Saloon, a perimeter create

grunglemint tea

book cover for YA novel where main character discovers a secret third bodily function (peeing, pooping, ______) hidden by the evil adults edit: not cum

Danstanster

I'm Bam Margera and we're taking Phil and Ape to the Richboro swim club.

CardboardBrains

Uncle Junes got his arm stuck in a hole of your choice

Max Aaron

Ryan Hailey gets Babu Fricked

tore

Give that Verang ropes guy a little something-something, help a brother out

Jeron

Assassin's Creed Hidden Vape

Philip S

The Return of the Sexy Bionicle

Skuggles

Anzellan Chop Shop, behby.

Throaty Pigeon

I wish. It's from some Italian nonsense from HBO.

B.Trash

Flo Rotta

Jack Hazell

The repercussions of posting links in this prompt thread.

Galactic Factotum

Jefferson Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

JRugg

Go-Go Gadget Spinal Cord!!!!!

Braxton Glass

This is fucking killer. I know they've recorded the episode already, but I just really wanted to tell you that I think this is fucking great.

CH3F

you would love the anthem video they made...