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Hauntlink

Charlotte’s new show, Philly Queen

J Jedi Jameson

Ashes to ash and, funk to funky, we know Major Tom's Maclunky.

Chaz Surfboard

When I see that White Whale, I want him (Swamp Moby Dick)

slashx00

Boyz II Women

bald idiot

Howard Zyn’s A People’s Dipstory of the Chewnited States

Nikeandmickey

Taking my sweetie to the Blood Meridian themed Winter Formal

dangxious

I love cooking with Human Clay.

Laurits Mikkelsen

Photoshop it with your left hand so it feels like someone else is doing it

jstowe18

Mickey Rooney & Cheese

Nicky__J

bwahahammer 40,000

Dylan

My Winter Cybertruck

RipleyInSpace

"Now this here's a small plates saloon. We yee things a little differently, haw..."

Kurds Dake

Angel Dolls in the outfield

Peter

A recreation of the bisexuality Newseek cover with the goblins

Nicky__J

ygdala ygdala

Joby Zebavich

Bones sticking his finger in THE neck hole “He’s dead, Erica.”

Mickey_da_bee

Beng leading the charge in the Fall Away Gravy army vs the 40-Weight gravy army

StygianOracle

Deadwood Pt. 3: Scenes from a Cock-sucka!

Järget Pärsson

Arctic char-lotte migrating to her cold, oxygen-rich natal waters to spawn

Cugi

Dragons are real

Tormentum

Raymond Reddington at the Boonta Eve Classic

LeroyOctopus

If it cum from the swamp... I want it.

Gwendolyn Valerie

Mickey Rooney and George Clooney gettin' a little loony

tore

Sudden and the Chief

Järget Pärsson

Patrick brown bear tears her to shreds afore she reaches the river mouth

Claire Myers

If he cum in the swamp, I want 'im

jesse gax

old man orson welles gets jar jar tongue popped (babu frik style bwahaa)

Ryogathelost

Disenchanted by the recent "forty weight gravy" debacle, the goblins let Scorpius from Farscape drive the next gameplay video because fuck it, who the fuck cares anymore.

Barden

"Demon of Darkness, my heart!" - Sen Lindsey Graham

Bigworthless

Astrogoblin presents: Deadwood, the musical. Starring Rahul Kohli as Al Swearengen

Phil Golubovich

Cannonball Titcomb (the 1800s baseball player) made from first principals without any background research

westr

Biblically accurate Angel Boys

WormWoman

If it come out the bussy, I want him

Mothman

Dune Part 4: Secret lives of fish speaker wives

Nathaniel Dixon

Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain" but you replace the planet people with your guys

Godzillas Petite Girlfriend

Watching Doctor Who on My LG OLED spyware television, while my companion suckles on all ten of my piggies

LittleJohn

Jesse Ventura x Astrogoblin weed gummy collab

CH3F

The Odyssey (2026) but instead of all the woke DEI actors its real Greek natives (Arnold, Mel, Tweedle-Dee, Richie Aprile, Jason Mantzoukas, etc.)

Rebelcow

Paul Masson will suck no guy before his time.

Ryogathelost

If she come out the swamp, I want her.

Ribby

Blind?! Vegan?! My beef salesman, this is!

Jangus

Early look at the first Filipino speakeasy in Chicago

DebrafromHR

*in Rupaul voice* two seeds have spilt before me, its time to jack it for your life!

NukeWarm

Fuckbeak, Moaning Myrtle, and Severus Gape teach abstinence to Hogwarts Students

Buff Iroh

"It's not impossible, I used to feed-out city 'coons for that gravy back home and they're not that much thicker than 40-weight"

Wobs

Hannibal Horpse

Adriano Bacuita

The cast of numbers as angel boys, or vice versa

DebrafromHR

🎶Its so hard, to say goodbye, to testosterone🎶

Dil-the-Spider

Hanibal killing Patrick for forgetting all the words of "No More Lonely Nights"

Aksel Lessum

the old man and the (chum)lee

Free Will

"Weird" Al Swearengen

JoshyG

Stallone: "You mean this fall away gravy is actually 40 weight gravy?"

DebrafromHR

I was friends with both of these in high school

liam

Jon-Luke Pickard sees a burger joint “There are four guys”

Clickery21

The scooby gang busts Tony Soprano

Varan

Charlotte turns Patrick and Jacob into pigs à la Circe in The Odyssey

BoromirDies

Raymond Reddington at the DMV, pestering people with his bullshit stories

NRay7882

Add a TT-8L gatekeeper droid to it.

DebrafromHR

I'm here cause someone else remembered the fever dream that was Farscape

Donovan

Just bling yourselves out like 2000s era rappers and throw Ludacris in there somewhere he's hilarious

Rigatoni

The Odyssey, but it's Charlotte coming home from another vacation

SCOTT P

Dr. Noonien Later

Drew Wagner

If you guys are getting a sword, you’re going to need a proper Astrogoblin Coat of Arms

Nibblonians

Charlotte and Jacob getting fed out by Patrick (to the FBI)

SaltyVigilante

it is a shame the king of tulsa cannot live with such disgrace.

mitchshow

The man-animal's red flower

Brady Hoffman

Cy Snootles (Cy Tolliver with real long lips and a weird frog body)

Koffing

What's yo favorite brief and sudden incident

DebrafromHR

I have to do one of these every year and its so annonying...

Walter

Oh, are you still doing this?

SaltyVigilante

two seeds have spilt before me, that's what i said now

Rocksteady

It's Pink, but it ain't Brown.

Worthy Foe

NWA Neimoidians With Attitude

Glup Shiddo

Can you put the vape review grandma in it

Ben Snow

Salzige at the Minnesota State Fair

Jc Whitacre

It’s still fall away gravy to me dammit!

Cheesy

Out of Dagobah if he come, want him I do.

Nicky__J

sick every night (dysentery)

DebrafromHR

Oh man Patrick was an informant this whole time...

Adam Lemmer

Billy Joe what is best in life? “To get them out the swamp, bread ‘em. Fry ‘em. And smother ‘em on down with that fall away gravy.”

John

Issei Sagawa’s Salted Long Pig Licorice (French)

stushow

The utiniest Jackson

Goob Prengis

candy dispensary trying to upsell patrick on exotic strains of british sweets

Seggy

All sexy legs. Bring it back.

Iris

Mr. Magorium's High T Emporium

Cheesy

my original prompt was “Yoda feeds out and makes a forty weight gravy of a Dagobah swamp creature” but this version reads funnier.

CheeseGuru101

The angel and devil on Patrick’s shoulders but they’re 40 weight gravy and fall away gravy

Tank3875

EB Farnum CEI

Jordan Moses

The Pelican Sudden and Brief

Andi Platts

"100 prompts in under 20 minutes? We need a new plague" - the astrogoblins after being abzorbaloff'd into Rainn Wilson

Tank3875

With Kevin Smith weeping openly nearby.

Cheesy

i swear this was already a *unhau* video

SaltyVigilante

if boyz are so good, how come they never made a Boyz II-OOHHHHH

Charles Anderson

🎶 Farewell and adieu to that Fall Away Gravy Farewell and adieu to Paw Paw and Waddell For we have learned shortly  The Weight is now 40 But if they're out the swamp we'll be wanting 'em still🎶

FlamingoRadio_🦩

“Mom really went downhill after the Laestrygonians. You know, Tiresias predicted all this.”

Mr penis

A beautiful, smelly and disgusting woman

Cheesy

That’s now how you suck a cock love.

Tank3875

Old man Orson Welles gets Jar Jar tongue popped (babu frik style bwahaa)

Yagsti

The Real Honored Matres of Rakis

Tank3875

The Scooby Gang busts

DebrafromHR

I said it outloud and I giggled

Tank3875

Shoulda known by the stache

Yagsti

Wuts the most dangerous game... to hunt?

biscuit tornado

Al Swearingen transported across time and space to be forced to appear on Club Random.

Charles Anderson

Anyone who pops without my knowledge pops without my permission

Jtng23

I've had the idea of a fent-taur bouncing around my head and want to see what you make of that.

nikotopias

Alexander Starscourge (or Stellan)

Rothwild

Slumdog Million Dollar Baby Driver

Mr penis

Like they’re banging?

Mackenzie DeMello

Obsession but with Tony Soprano "I'm your big-y Tony"

Charles Anderson

I've never boiled 'coon before, I haven't the crock pot for it.

Mr penis

Whenever I hear man’s red flower I think of a prolapsed asshole

Quaz4

The goblins, the witch and the wardrobe

Charles Anderson

"Have you ever hunted... a city man?" "That ain't a challenge. If he live in the swamp... I hunt 'im."

NSW3

Calypso- "what do you remember?" Odysseus- "A home. A wife. A family. A zoo. We bought a zoo"

Patrick

Chimpanzees discover dark magic

bgibblesfan42069

Goldeneye N64 multiplayer but replace Oddjob with Jason "Wee Man" Acuña from the ps2 jackass game

bgibblesfan42069

"you cant play as Wee Man thats fucking cheating his hitbox is so much smaller"

porkimer

Recreate the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie poster from memory without looking up any references or actors

Maxwell

The Soggy Bottom Boys find themselves facing the Gom Jabbar

Deusaroni

An animation even Patrick enjoys

Just Joe

Finding an adult or teacher when faced with a bully.

Mooseshark

Put the image on a birthday cake

Cephaelopod

If he come outta Nar Shaddaa... I want him!

bgibblesfan42069

"I do feel like you couldn't make astrogoblin today," Brown said. "I think that would be too hard to be as politically incorrect as the show was. And I do, I do kind of miss that."

Leebos

Astrogoblin finds a (completely inconspicuous) book about how to throw the best party

Leebos

I think Charlotte's left-handed, but forcing someone who's left-handed to use her right hand feels a bit different 😅

Fluff McScruff

i had a dream where my knee was full of earwax. is that anything?

Lung Flood

Top 10 times a bond actor has had his balls whipped

Daniel Felesina

Getting force femmed at the Commerce Casino

Walter

Serve the fall away gravy now

Wheelietron3000

Paul Giamatti (from Big Fat Liar when he gets stained blue) being hunted for sport on Pandora.

Walter

This actually happens on the show

BoromirDies

I haven't watched the show in 10 years but am not surprised at all

Brad Stan

Feeding out a city Plo Koon

Lerad

Feels homophobic

Guinevere H

Temba, with arms wide open

Lerad

You'd think that the oxygen deprivation from all the smoke would make me come up with a good prompt but all I've got is SSPX: Schism

Inkblot

gravy falling away to reveal 40 weights idk

Ethan

Benjamin Buttonyahu

DylanC

Shipping crude gravy across the strait of hormuz

Zhukov

Han gets put in the Oldboy prison after seeing Luke and Leia kiss

DylanC

No one else is doing this!

Dr. Balls

2002 Dodge Shart SRT

Dr. Deagle

Dragged up Lindsey G and Turtle Mitch

JRugg

A hearse driven by Jeremy Allen the Gray

DylanC

not Minch, not Keeto, a new Frik identity emerges.

Bailey ate all the beans

with the recent cuts, Asha Sharma has put Charlotte in charge of making Astrogoblin less Unc

Bailey ate all the beans

new tier of Astrogoblin called Charlotte's Web where she catches and dissolves / eats the innerds of one viewer a month

Vilani99

The Cyclops feeding out Odysseus and the Ithacans

Hypnoctopi

Sometimes girls have gills No need to feed out She's from the swamp

Matt Fanelli

Hannibal, Will, and Billy Joe Ellison enjoying some fall away gravy together

Johnald90

An American Tale: Fievel Jacks Off

Kevin (Zippy)

Three of our guys walk into a saloon...

Sean Banne

Patrick wearing rotta the hutt costume with no panties on

Brenden

Kingdom Hearts 4 final boss battle

M A

Not even Master Yoda has a blood alcohol content level that high

Dr. Bombastic

Lindsey Graham as Gríma Wormtongue

Disc0_Hipp0

You are free to use whatever means necessary, but I want them male. No Force-Feminizations!

Millie

Tulpa King

seemstoolate

the beaver starring jim beaver as the beaver

Lerad

Now that's a good pull

SadDact

Xi is beautiful Xi is beautiful

ellie

Tulsa King Kong

bgibblesfan42069

She needs the energy to pump out all that Nectar

Yo Mama

An in depth illustration of what the fuck feeding out even means and who gets to be the top.

Sten

Hoggs boson

Callie

i've made my mind a bitchless space. I burn my life for pussy that I know I'll never eat.

RexNeminis

Tasha Yar's brief and sudden illness

Bazzgooz

Elons botched penis job

AJ Martin

(To the tune of Trust is the Glue) Bust in me And I'll bust in you It's never too gay You know I'll bust in three dudes

Brian

National Lampoon’s Backrooms Vacation

Yagsti

Darmok and Jalad 6 feet from the edge

BoromirDies

Is that still called the stranger when it comes to photoshop?

Haste

The Small Lebowski

Devon Palmer

Shaka brah when the waves swell

Sweet Boy

Rahul Kohli stars in: The Fallaway Gravy of the House of Usher

Zabowba

Just a regular hot dog

Miauchanto

Search Jimothy raccoon Seattle on Google

jjolly

Lindsay Graham wearing Lindsay Bluth’s SLUT shirt

grunglemint tea

it's been too long since we've had a good depiction of the prophet muhammad, let's see what char can throw together

Riley Frost

Lindsey Graham's Sudden and Brief Obituary

TheyCallMeCrisp

Feeding out that Cloud City Plo Koon into that Far Far Away Gravy

Jimbo Sinbad

paw paw and bill joe CEI... (ra)coon eating instruction

DebrafromHR

Lesson 1: Just because he's green, doesn't mean he's keen.

Nobod_E

If you like penis a lot-a And getting dome and some brain If you are into blowjobs And getting fucked in the face If you like stroking dudes at midnight Til they shoot on your face I'm the man that you've looked for And my ass you can gape

Failstate

The beaver convinces Samson to cut his hair

bgibblesfan42069

haha yeah umm le epic penar haha um pretty much

Driftless

Ben Affleck as the Cyclops

NRay7882

It's smooth. 💨 I like the flavor. 💨

Women B Shoppin

Planet of the Apes Astrogoblin. Who is Pony?

liam

Sow men of greater Los Angeles

CUMT

The Fetter Man (In the cadence of the Wickerman)

flakesofbran09

the werewolves lesser known cousin, the howwolves

Ground Control

Rahul Goalie - He tends goal but the goal are the Twin Towers

Nat

The Gang Pounds Heavy

A Kitty Cat

Mobile Suit Gundam: Fallaway

LeKa

It's brief but it's sudden.

Andremedes

40 Weight Gravy? It's not a story the jedi would tell you. . .

Sam

And then you learn how to sayyy, Every gravy you love tries to fall awayyy

Philip S

Dean George Papadeas presents: The Bad Wishmaster 2

PJ Whitlock

40-weight Mahatma Gandhi

Beach Barn

Love Island: Carrion Birds

Beepo Monkeyboy

The most average european being introduced to swamp coon in fawhty weight gravy, mostly watuh.

Matilda Jereza

Temple Grandin's Machine that Jerks you Off

GoodPostReilly

Reverend from Deadwood preaching in a Gemstones mega church

Zabowba

Ryan Hailey following “@girthmaster” on twitter and giving a a big thumbs up to the camera

HellKite

"is it possible to learn this....fall away gravy?"

Thermals

"Brief and sudden Mnggal-Mnggal"

Grant

If he come out the swamp, I de wanna wang' him

Bogrungis

Getting caught Unvirgining the Virgin Olive Oil

Ronius Sparticus

(Between Two Fires) When the trio find the town worshipping/ destroying a statue but the statue is Lucy Frik and the trio are the Goblins

Mr.Brittles

The Skarsgard family bunk bed

Sea Hag

Every settler in Deadwood liked Christmas a lot; so the Grinch, playing poker at Nuttall's, was shot.

Jeron

Assassin's Creed Hidden Vape

Kickflipoff

You’re overworked. Skip a prompt or ten. Poor babbies 🎅🏿

Kai Johansen

There's a whole galaxy out there waiting to feed you out

DeadBadger

E.B. finally gets what he deserves

Jack

a stuffed pig never wanders

[REDACTED]

Starring Raab Himself as Raab (Himself)

Xerodo

"If it come out the poison swamp, I want em" - Hidetaka Miyazaki

PANDA

Uncut Jason Schreier?

Sweet Boy

Crom, I have never fed you out before…

Daggyo

Rocky kicked out of Art Museum

[REDACTED]

Swiss Family Raabinson (1960) He'd be a great replacement for John Mills.

Peter Murphy

The Frik gang makin' some mean 40 weight during a Dagobah BBQ & Fish Fry.

bgibblesfan42069

Le epic 🅱️enis would've been so much better damnit

LucasC

Paul and hollis's magnum opus

User

I'm I too late?!