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Comment 'Shop 113 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-03 12:00:17
Imported:
2026-08

Content

It's been a long time since I've smelled a good Comment 'Shop prompt.

Comments

RipleyInSpace

Napster CEO fights Metallica in the Octogon

David Jones

“Computer, generate a half-Filipino man in his early thirties from Moorpark, California. Give him a goatee and extreme knowledge of Star Wars and Sopranos lore. Increase his anal dilation by 400% and remove all safeguards. Run program.”

stushow

Joey Pantalones

bgibblesfan42069

Me personally I like to use a baja blast bottle for mine, gives it that margarita sting

Nikeandmickey

Billy Joe’s long swamp-time walk

Brian

Raving so hard you break out of The Matrix

Drew Wagner

My Crab is a rangoonless space

NSW3

Come the fuck on. I legit don't have the time to watch Dead Wood or Star Trek to understand the references

lilcczar

I got 40 weight gravy on my dresser

Sweet Boy

🎶 Can you take me higher to a place where the blind sell beef 🎶

Tank3875

The raging fire that burns in the heart of man.

Varan

The Mount Rushmore of Astrogoblin Glup Shittos

Samned in DC

You’re in a swamp walking along when you see a turtle. You want him. Why is that Leon?

Cheesy

Arval Angel Skeen Doll

Sweet Boy

Fellas, don’t drink the coffee!

Kassa_Worry

I Babu Frik'd her... She loves me

Wadachip

Feed out Clayface for that good fall-away gravy

nikotopias

Salvatore ”Large Vagina” Bonpensiero

Joseph Laflamme

Oh no! William H Macy's wife in boogie nights is cucking him again! This time with 4 anzellans on eachother's shoulders! And they're reeeeeeeeally layin it down!

Ethan Quist

Spider Man throwing ropes

Joby Zebavich

You all as individual pieces of toe jam in a foot

vincenzo

12 Angry Gentlethems

Lung Flood

Luthen Rael desperately trying to get the Wroshyr wood sounding rods out of his shop

flakesofbran09

Delilah performs an adult circumcision on Samson, stripping him of powers

grunglemint tea

getting sloppy under the mos espa bleachers

DebrafromHR

"Mitch" Yoda doing the "Not the daddy" dance on The Maury Povich Show while Maury consoles Yaddel

AtomicCola

Chief Chirpa and the Ewok Abattoir

boshudio

My Big Fat Gay Dinner

Ronius Sparticus

Face mash Zorba and Orson "Bwa-ha haw haw haw"

liam

Got nothing right now

Jangus

I Jerk Cocky

Barden

Han shot first (premature ejaculation)

Incogsteevo

cumming hard for dummies at the little free library

Brenden

A Christian Mega-Church Musical Adaptation of Deadwood

Aksel Lessum

Ernest goes to the bali time chamber

Järget Pärsson

200,000 celestials are ready, with a million more well on the way from Custer city

Järget Pärsson

Well give em blasters yeah, well provide em with blasters!

Connor Dilk

Just what I taught, these straight A students are moine

Jay_Bee

Swamp Yoda sends a young Luke down to the quick fill for a fresh pack of Pall Malls.

Peter

12 Angry Enbys: I forgot it was my turn to was the dishes at my polycules co-op

Deebo

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Naturals

Ray

If it come out the Champagne region I want it

Beach Barn

Dream milk chugging rotation

SCOTT P

"Guards! He's wearing JNCO jeans"

Quaz4

The goblins get turned into chickens from chicken run (then pies)

Mr penis

I won’t say, I don’t want to tell you

Peter

Uh oh, my pet pallas cat got into the anzellans workshop and mauled Babu and the boys

Mackenzie DeMello

Mitch McConnell is in fact, technically still alive, and is very slowly expanding his flesh across Kentucky Akira style

Quinn

George R. R. Binks

Sean Banne

Jesus' Last Gay Dinner

Tank3875

Otherwise it's only Sparkling fall away gravy

James Waters

🎶 Stimulate my mons, suck me, my friend Turn out the hole in my rear end Now oil yo’ shit up, For me tonight And I’ll show you how to shave a guy 🎶

James Waters

I spent an hour writing this what the fuck have I done with my life

Jay Peri

Luke cutting open a tauntaun and couch Frank Reynolds crawls out

Noah Wells

Spiderman: I Play Rocky

Mr penis

I can imagine him jerking his hog not knowing why the white stuff comes out

Braxton Glass

Jacob having the time of his life in Piss Alley, Shinjuku, Tokyo.

MeatBear

Bear (book) on bear (show) action

NRay7882

The secret world of Anthony Mackie

jstowe18

Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said, “No more monkeys sucking giving head!”

Ethan

Askin’ Willy Wonka how much he sells that oompa loompa hole for

Cephaelopod

Do we know if the USPS will deliver ortolan songbirds to say, P.O. boxes? Asking for a friend.

SteveR

Carlito's Fall-Away of Water

Charlie Dave

That dark character Gay Jabba at Gay Dinner

Byconite

"The Dukes of Hazzard" reboot but make it woke

boshudio

General No Chicken 😔

Andi Platts

Reservoir Popes/Smite Club double feature movie poster.

DebrafromHR

Patrick is the Jesus christ tweaker assassin

boshudio

That boy raved so hard his taint snapped out of the Matrix.

Matilda Jereza

A millennial company office space with open concept collaborative workstations

SteveR

My dumbest prompt yet.

Mike Rapin

National Lampoon’s Antichrist

DebrafromHR

Someone skankin so hard the bust out the goo pods

boshudio

Dogs playing poker but it's Astrogoblin Zeitgeist

Kiefer

I went to crematoria and all I got was this lousy shine job

DebrafromHR

Thats Jim west, The Best, pass around party bottom

boshudio

Don't forget his aggressive twink friend and ditzy lesbian adversary

Frank N Gunn

John PatWick. It's just John Wick but instead of shooting guns he points at people weird like Patrick

DebrafromHR

He might not get the same exact results since he is pre-diabetic

boshudio

Not even for a Scooby snack?

Wheelietron3000

I’ll go where it’s better Down where it’s wetter Under McPhee

Wheelietron3000

That man's gonna be able to sous vide at least 4 city raccoons up there.

slashx00

The Beasti***** Boys

Ribby

"Johnny Rodriguez... without his legs!"

PhdWiz

Christopher Nolan's next movie: BeoWoke and Grundle

Rory Vespasian

Riddick goes to poetry night at his local bookstore

CH3F

The CEO of Sex has been very unhappy with the results of your viewers, anyway to up those numbers with this commentshop?

NukeWarm

That one deep south podcaster frying up Anakin's rat tail

NukeWarm

"I DIDNT JUST FRY THE FROG LEGS, BUT THE CATFISH, AND THE BACK FAT TOO"

BawbGood

The Beast T-Boys

Milo Anderson

Humanity finally meets aliens, only for Paw Paw to do what he does best

LittleJohn

Astrogoblin infomercial scam coin - NOT legal tender

Nat

Jacob without autism

SaltyVigilante

my comment. my comment hidden by patreon moderation. do you see?

Rigatoni

Big Pussy getting fed out in heaven

Wobs

Flaming Denethor runs off of Minas Tirith and down to his local Chilis to cool off with a $6 Margarita of the Month

Sorcha

Al Gored by hogs

ALooseMoose

Stellan carrying his huge balls in a wheelbarrow

Region_Locked

Self sucking so hard it puts you in the ICU

John

Minch beside Mitch during today’s big announcement

tore

Marco Rubio dilated to 10cm and ready to push

Buff Iroh

Sometimes guards like guards

Jon Sapp

Cillian Smurfy

seemstoolate

paul bunyan land animatronic comes to life, wreaks havoc

seemstoolate

a childhood nightmare of mine

Jon Sapp

Patrick isn't lesbian

Rocksteady

Another Star Trek episode ending with a planet getting shot

Bigworthless

Calendar kids birthstone pamphlet featuring the updated February stone: Sandstone

Blaeners

Mitch McConnell’s turtle hormones are overriding his human hormones

Haste

Big donut

Seggy

Reacher doing a muckbang of all Billy Joe's favorite wild game to eat.

Seggy

We make time for the things we love.

Johnald90

Ben Quadrinaros but ugly

Rangos

Not without Amanaman!

DebrafromHR

(Like Brad pitt at the end of Se7en) Tell me...what's the prompt?

DebrafromHR

🎶Its time for the percolator🎶

Steeph Derfer

If I catcha sayin forty weight again, I’m gon lock ya up nah

Mothman

Popping the AI bubble by feeding it Astrogoblin videos until it melts like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Nibblonians

The Chronicles of JJ Redick

Free Will

Adhd Cat or Autism Dog

John

Oh way to be a party pooper Kay Granger

bald idiot

Whatever the prompt, throw in the square hogs from Space Truckers

Stephen Conway

Big Pussy visits the Great OB/GYN in the sky

NRay7882

"By the time I looked down, there was no longer any balls between my legs"

SadDact

Moggle the Lesser

Nick Barnes

Stolen Valor Bar and Grill

melifiknow

I Who Have Never Known Ben Kenobi

TahuBird

Fallaway Navy

WormWoman

THE OFFICIAL AstroGoblin™ Schizo Whip- sponsored by George Soros

Plumplestiltskin

Nancy Reagan getting fed out on gravy while the Gipper sits in his cuck chair

Bazzgooz

Horse vs the power of the sun

Katey506

Moms home on the Daddy’s Home poster

Zhukov

Here to prospect Mr. Reacher?

blake_the_butcher

Jacob opens a Gundam saloon across from The Gem where much chaos ensues

francis

ewok crucifixion

LucasC

Paul and hollis magnum opus

Bumpo Tungus

WA-7 waitress droid "you wanna cup of fall away gravy??"

Disc0_Hipp0

Saturn Feeding Out His Son

Disc0_Hipp0

City coon by the look of him.

Disc0_Hipp0

They know not what they chiminy choodoo

EvelynA33

Dr. Noonien Soong-Yi

BoromirDies

When Harry Hole met Sally

Thea Wise

I bid you, Stand! They/Thems, of the West!

NukeWarm

Is that how dick sucking lips are made?

jjolly

🎶“I wanna thank you/ for lettin me/ suck myself..again”

Jeccle

Thrawn studying the entertainment that Astrogoblin consumes to defeat them

Thomas Polk

Riddick opens a veterinary dentistry - VIN DIESEL in BITCH PLAQUE

Tank3875

Ernest goes to Pyongyang

Tonkatsu

Straight Dumbledore

Devon Palmer

The next seven wonders of the world

Andi Platts

Charlotte as Mommy Millions?

Chicofriend

Final Destination Wedding

DeadBadger

Mitch McConnell and Terry Schivo pretending to be alive

Andi Platts

"The yolk's not here anymore, it's devilled away"

Andi Platts

"Hawking, his chair empty?"

redking

Anzellan songbird

Walter

Hooyah gravy!

Maxwell

Spock gets inducted into the Order of the Arrow

Walter

The blind beef is frozen solid!

Sip

Starscream and Hutch

Jordan Moses

Riddick terrorizing campers on their periods.

Tyler Wilkins

I believe I like guys, I believe I can I suck a guy, I think about it and I might be gay, spread my cheeks and he has is way.

grunglemint tea

i don't even really know what i mean by this, i apologize

James

Big Pussy RIP JOI Full Video (43 min)

bgibblesfan42069

I've just pirated season 1 of the sopranos, fuckin 70 GBs for the whole show

Andremedes

Everything, In My Ass, All At Once

bgibblesfan42069

Big screen shows live reaction of confused grogu back stage

Andremedes

1 Lesbian Homie in the Wreckage is worth 3 in the bush

Patrick

Flo and her Progressive entourage take out Phil Leotardo

Galactic Factotum

I've got nothing. Probably something involving Rowlf like I always comment.

Nakisa

Host:"whats your favourite wild game to eat? Smeagol: "give it to us raw and wiggling, you keep nasty city coon"

Danstanster

Suck cock by choice the Tom Nuttall Tellall

Goob Prengis

the first The Stand-type game

Dr. Deagle

Rocky Bobby the gator eater

Sweet Boy

Drowned in Zoochberry juice

fish

20,000 Leagues Under the Water, Mostly

Markus Mason

Add in a talking fish in honor of Big Pussy!

Luca Villanti

Circe turns the men into Wild Hogs (2007)

HellKite

Famed chaser Thiollier becomes a born again christian.

Chicofriend

No lie this happened to me last week

Yagsti

Wrapped in plasteel

Millie

what about the foid attack on the wokeys?

Callie

I've made my anus a hairless space. I've waxed my bootyhole for shits I'll never get to wipe.

tore

RFKJ escapes from a Wuhan lab

Deusaroni

The Sopranos except they're all shaved orangutans a la Pony from Borneo

Pablo

selfsuck instructor in it for the wrong reasons

NickIsRadford

🎶 I’m at the adult baby diaper lover I’m at the furry I’m at the combination adult baby diaper lover furry 🎶

Xerodo

Tender is the Hesh

Varan

Chief Chirpa died for our sins

Varan

No, own it

Amichels

I was 21 when the Titans fell. Watched it on clay pots in the Agora, just weeping. Now I was just a kid, wasn't religious at all, but I went to Olympus that day

Miauchanto

Hey, Reacher, leave those kids alone!

Rebelcow

A clean, well-milked prostate.

Onani Master

The Ghosts of Pie o My and Big Pussy coming out da swamp o Dagobah. Fall away gravy.

Russell Richardson

Get out of here Odysseus! We’re eating Circe’s Lotus flower and you don’t want NONE of this shit!

Sam

The Mythbusters investigate the hands-free prostate orgasm

Dobozer420

That group of people huffing gas outside the Kwik trip

Gordon Solie

Orson directing the latest installment of The Lesbian Homie while enjoying a bottle of Paul Masson

ActionSnail

If it come out the sarlaac i want em

bobdole

speak a little Shan Guo for em derek

ZoogyBear

Hailsham from Never Let Me Go is technically a boarding school not an orphanage and its been fucking me up since the enclave episode and now i feel like im yelling into the void

Emilio Orrico

A fine coon, but where is the fall away gravy?

Jc Whitacre

Rowlf the dog the bounty hunter?

Ben

Jordan Peter(Mayhew)Son

Yagsti

Gooners... Damn good ones, too

Yagsti

Darlin'... Does it do anything?

Tad Chilly

Can you take me higher To a place where Waddell speaks

Jobiwan

Cigamegazord

SluttyGandalf

Orson Welles shit faced eating a hamburger patty naked on the floor

mathildaa

This is my roadhouse. There are many like it, but this one is mine