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Comment 'Shop 114 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-11 13:00:21
Imported:
2026-08

Content

You grind your teeth when you read prompts. Sexy.

Comments

stushow

Butch-king of Angmar

dangxious

Don’t trust the B in apartment 1408

Joe Bingley

Yoda leg-lengthening surgery

Deafmoon Phoenix

Dr Patrick Brown and the Shadows of the Splinter of the Minds Empire!

Varan

Boba Fett sets out to become the new Daimyo of Deadwood

Rebelcow

How to go airtight.

Kyall

he's circ'd but he's clean

westr

Racially Ambiguous Avengers: Doomsday

Gwendolyn Valerie

"Worf to Enterprise... a fat Ferengi has just hit the second tower."

Morgan

The Many Witch Hunters of Newark

Jman-VEVO

Noam Chain Chompsky

Cormac Lynch

Calendar child, Richie April

Ben Snow

Take inspiration from a Jedi Prince illustration

Milo Anderson

The 3 mistakes bit but the third is "empty gun rack" is gonna go triple platinum this episode

Juuso E Salin

The Last Witch Hunter vs the Whore of Babylon

Jimbo Sinbad

Three Dildos Outside Ebbing, Missouri

jstowe18

The Lesbian Hoagie

Leebos

BadlandsChugs lotus for 8 years straight 😱😱😱

DrHankVenture

Charlotte’s tasteful wedding pant-suit

David Jones

Mirror universe Patrick without his mustache

Tonkatsu

The League of Extraordinary Forced-Fems

EvelynA33

Devinoni Ral should not take back Deanna Troi. She cheated on him like a dog and would do it again—just watch. He can do much better!

Cash_Bone

Pegging the Lesser

SCOTT P

Killer Scott Peterson getting fed out in gen pop (the killer Patrick was trying to remember in the last comment shop)

Mike Rapin

Ark (Forrest) Gump-y Roose

SCOTT P

I AM NOT HIM

Joby Zebavich

Catholicisms New Hip Communion food: Consecrated Ham

Jimbo Sinbad

EB Farnums Cocksucker Emparnum

alottabutter

Midnight Math starring Rahul Kohli and The Count

Cheesy

E.B. Yharnam

Rolling614

Mary Kate and Ash Tray

Sweet Boy

But they were all of them deceived- for another ring was gaped.

Iris

Tony and the fellas on some Newtype shit

Cheesy

Yoda ear shortening surgery.

Glup Shiddo

Helena Bonham Carter of Mars

Kassa_Worry

I Am Sam... Porter Bridges

Noah Wells

You're tellin' me de wanna wanga?

Rocking_Chariot

The Nicholas Lorcano to Patrick’s Tom Paris.

Barden

One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, empty gun rack Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, empty gun rack Now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor

Free Will

Albert The Swear-Engine

Mickey_da_bee

Financing a Kalshi bet with Klarna. You wanted me to give you a prompt, nah this is a prompt for a video.

Rocksteady

Jacob Manchester by the Sea-ing his Gundams.

Iris

Mobile Suit Newark

Kevin Calamity

Blue testifying about Steve's scadoo-ing.

Beach Barn

Performative takedown battle: Jonah hill vs Steven Seagal

Johnald90

Tony Doukopil's Tiny Dookie Pool

Ribby

A Serious Amanaman

rahjahknows

Darkeater Midir's Diary of a Frenzied Black Women

flakesofbran09

I have no flesh, and I must become fall away gravy

Jeccle

Emperor Palpatine signing an executive order on how vaccines cause high midichlorian counts

Nicky__J

Boston low-t party

Rothwild

C3PO being hunted by the (Gerard) Butlerian Jihad

scott Lamont

Do ya remember the face of ur father Mr frodo

ActionSnail

A long time ago, in a gravy fall, fall away

Terence Wiggins

Every time it crinks it cranks, pennies from heaven Hoojib Doojib

Under10Hours

A young, spry Mitch McConnell ringing in the new century (1900 CE).

ActionSnail

Yoda spine lengthening surgery

RexNeminis

Sasquatch in a crop top

mitchshow

Seamonkeys - Apes with the stench of fish

Peter

Wu-Man Acuña

Colinfixates

Tulsa King takes over Lazy Town

Dink182

You made three mistakes. 1 can’t blame a guy for trying mando. 2 guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard. 3 empty gun rack

Hauntlink

Silky Selkie pajamas

Walter

Coming out of the swamp and I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta feed out because I fall away

Polliwog

The induction ceremony for the Galactic Republic’s newest senator: Mons Poobis

Clickery21

Lore accurate Chris Hansen movie (Rooster Teeth shirt)

Dylan

The Goblins create their own fursonas

Swampy Norks

There’s an entire galaxy of gold diggers, way over town, just waiting to dig on you

Ethan Quist

X-ray glasses that only get rid of bones

Aksel Lessum

Can you suck dick, Master Hobbit? Well... yes. At least well enough for my own penis.

Stephen Conway

Charlotte marries one of those unsettlingly human Digimon

tore

The Never Been Kissed reboot, Never Been Sucked

Jc Whitacre

Rowlf the dog the bounty hunter

Brenden

Jacob after eating only beef liver and sauerkraut for a year just like our chief health officer suggests

Cephaelopod

I Have No Prompt, and I Must Comment

Järget Pärsson

Charlotte Suzuki Every, Patrick Toyota Crown, and JAECOO J7 fullerton

Iris

For the purpose of this scenario char aznable is still there

Dil-the-Spider

Charlotte talk about the Sixers. Those wimps can't stop you!

Wadachip

Burger King’s pregnancy photo-shot

Incogsteevo

Nintendo Power fold-out poster for Gamecube Harry Potter featuring playable character Kingsley Shacklebolt

Frank N Gunn

Death Battle: The Bold and Beautiful Bill Joes of Booger Bottom vs The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

Garrett Breen

The goblins sharing a succulent Chinese cigarette

50percentJoe

Babu Frick's Long Halftime Walk

Nibblonians

Clear eyes, full hearts, empty gun rack

slashx00

Boy Pussy for Sale. Never Pegged

Ryan

Muppet Treasure Island of Doctor Moreau

fluffylonghair

Charlotte as an extraplanetary prison warden

NukeWarm

Japan sneaking into US territory for revenge aboard the Anola Queer

Annabelle W-T

can somebody get these ANZELLANS out of here

NRay7882

Huge fuckin' smootherines, mate

WormWoman

RFk JR feeding out that city coon

Mooseshark

Raymond Reddington's Christian Mingle profile

Chaz Surfboard

Car Wash Accessories Station Boner Pills

Jon Sapp

Who Mr. Hickocks the Hickockmen?

DebrafromHR

Charlotte explains to Patrick what a "pass-around party bottom" is as Jacob covers his ears in dismay

Lerad

100% ADI-R walkthrough glitchless

Peter Murphy

Poe Dameron finally attends Coruscant Kink Fest looking to relive his time in First Order captivity.

Juan A.

Extremely Brief and Incredibly Sudden

Doty

Ernest goes to the tesseract

Mickey_da_bee

RT making a series of Roblox let's plays with unfortunate implications now, and somehow Chris Hansen still finds them

tads_beard

Dude, Wheres My Empty Gunrack?

Deuce Downing

"and he knows his wild game you show him a turtle and he'll tell you what its gravy tastes like"

Richardson B. Riddick

Riddick: You made three mistakes. 1, They say most of your brain shuts down in Cryo-sleep, all but the primitive side.. they Gay side.. Guess thats why Im awake 2, You forgot to feed me out.. And your third mistake.. thats right... Empty Discoos rack

Russell Richardson

Who could have known that the fate of middle earth would rest with one uncircumcised hobbit.

Andi Platts

Dr. Strangethroat, or How I Learned To Stop Gooning And Gag On It

Maxwell

1. You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married. 2. You ask me to do murder for money. 3. Empty gun rack.

Kurds Dake

Yoda skin bleaching surgery

Zeigeis

The one night in a year when astrogoblin are allowed to make star wars references

bald idiot

xanned up chimps at the opening of the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art

Sweet Boy

Gentleman, this is nicotine manifest!

Yagsti

Big pipe, huh

CH3F

An empty gun rack salesman

CH3F

and he's got three of them

Russell Richardson

It started out with a coon, how did it end up like this? It was only a coon, it was only a coon!

Russell Richardson

Elmo is actually a portmanteau of “El Motherfucker”

Jordan Moses

And it came to pass, when he went unto his city racoon, that he spilled his feed on the ground to keep it from providing fall away gravy.

Gene Shaughts

Circe flesh-mancing Patrick into a City Coon. If it come outta Minnesota, I want it.

Ezrah

Lou looking at a picture of Denise Brown

John

The OTHER Criterion Closet

Jangus

Whatever you make, make it “Chicago style”

Yagsti

Obi-Wan learns what Jawa Juice really is

Yagsti

Getting emptied

grunglemint tea

Charlotte and Jacob turn Patrick into a necromonger lensor whose only purpose is finding licorice PS: check PO box :)

James Waters

Duuuude I literally don’t give a fuck just play the spawn soundtrack while you do it, give ‘trick a lil’ treat 😉 cheeky emoji

Wobs

Sensory Amplification Tank

seemstoolate

the beach that makes you bald

Dil-the-Spider

Padme Diesel: You made three mistakes when you blockaded my planet Viceroy

argenate

Now it's falling away, and she's calling it gravy. While he's smoking a turtle, but not that city coon.

DebrafromHR

Walking for the Haus of Angmar, Butch-king realness

Disc0_Hipp0

You've met him before. He scissored Frodo on Weathertop

DebrafromHR

I order this from a deli in Freeport long Island. Xtra pastrami

Millie

feeding out bor gullet

Disc0_Hipp0

Don't make me force-fem you...

DebrafromHR

The only difference is the mustache but personality wise exactly same

Tank3875

You made three mistakes, Vanessa: 1. You didn't believe that the army would take care of its own. 2. You got pregnant... out of wedlock? Fucking insulting. 3. Empty gunrack

Dr. Deagle

A new job for me, preferably with Dick B Riddick

ellie

tulsa king of the north

Nikeandmickey

Golden Retriever boyfriend euthanasia tent

Baron Mathot

Whos on the Astro Goblin Black List?

Lerad

Unrestrained summer fun

argenate

Ya keep what come out tha swamp

Gordon Solie

The new must have toy Action Orson

Lerad

Okay this one is cooking

Nat

Pornda Baba

Jobiwan

The Many Adventures of Jebadiah Vance : Resisting The Devils Temptations at the International Contemporary Furniture Fair

Colby

Vin Diesel rolling coal

NickIsRadford

“I NEVER MADE A DEAL WITH THE MAN-CUB!”

Daniel Felesina

A fine empty gun rack, but where are the guns?

Daniel Felesina

How many nights was he sick? 1! Ha ha ha! 2! Ha ha ha! 3! Ha ha ha! Every night! Ha ha ha!

Vilani99

Wagwan alaykum, Mr Hickok

Sam

The mythbusters investigate the hands-free prostate orgasm

Ribby

brown taint area

Disc0_Hipp0

Have you come to feed out....me?

Disc0_Hipp0

The Man in Black: What was your favorite Beam...to serve? Roland: I like dat Turtle.

Haste

Milk Circus

SCOTT P

Gabagool, provolone, vinegar peppers. Hold the penis

Buff Iroh

My mind is a gun-less rack

Walter

Costco

Neil

Hoover Dam Destroyed

Drew Wagner

Spider-Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

Seggy

3: Empty gunrack... filled with guns.

NSW3

Chimpanzees learning sick licks from Tom Morello

John

Cajun lizard guy from Mandalorian and Grogu on the Falloway Gravy podcast

Andrew

Promised Consort Blanche Devereaux

Just Joe

Treating women with respect

Donovan

1. Reduce 2. Re-use 3. Empty gun rack

Disc0_Hipp0

Longbottom Leaf (derogatory)

Mr penis

The mechanical Turd

DebrafromHR

This is the mother fucking dress imma get ganged banged in tonight...is my favorite line

Wilfredo

"This swamp raccoon is frozen solid!"

Maxwell

Vs Vincenzo Ethanol

Maxwell

EB and Richardson in Cybergoth under the Deadwood Turnpike

Mr penis

I know it isn’t the best but please don’t harm me, please don’t kill me with a big revolver

Braxton Glass

The Astrogoblin Gulag where all the Comment Shop shitposters go.

Devon Palmer

What Spock’s visor would’ve looked like if he stayed blind

Sip

Bill Maher Monk

boshudio

mr magorium's foreskin emporium

boshudio

Or Minion war crimes (colorized)

boshudio

I don't know what this means but I want them to make it. I guess it's because I didn't attend a higher education like Raccoon Harvard so I'm simply uninformed.

Region_Locked

Solid snake. "Kept you jelking, huh"

boshudio

the disappearance of Natalee Falloway

Bazzgooz

Soup for my birthday?

A Kitty Cat

That one lesbian homie whose TOO woke

Nat Schwarz

Sometimes Mohels like Mohels

Zhukov

Christmas Card from a Patrick in Minneapolis

Andremedes

The Chronicles of Narnia : The Lion, The Witch, and The Empty Gun Rack

Kickflipoff

Dream Fleshlight Rotation

Kickflipoff

Or nightmare. I don’t fuckin care

jjolly

A Jimmy Dean sandwich: someone getting fucked by two rebels without causes

Robin

Ephant Hunt

Jarkgur

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti et vobis, fratres, quia peccavi nimis cogitatione, verbo, opere et omissione: meā culpā, meā culpā, meā māxima culpā.

Felix Forrester

the Holy Ghost pulls out with gracious ease

SluttyGandalf

Vin diesel weaponizing michael caine's wheel chair for the new fast n furious movie

Ben Snow

RIP Grant Imahara

Sean Banne

A thick but spry gnome

fish

I knew the face of your father

fish

12 Angry Men Who Play Rocky

Deusaroni

Whatever put that shit-eating grin across Roger Ebert's smug dumb face

Millie

I am the only one with clarity of gravy

Nick Gelwick

I feed out the forty weight gravy till its fall away

Women B Shoppin

Bwahaa and Do You See enjoying a crisp nose beer with Fall Away Gravy and You Forgot One Thing.

Ben Miller

Riddick-ulousness staring Vin Dierdek

Linkedtheory

Mr Frodo a second nazgul has hit the two towers

TCKingCeryn

I came at 270 comments. Wait no NO NO NO-

bobdole

Temba, his gape wide.

HellKite

Fleshlight carousel.

Richardson B. Riddick

I'm Bam Margera and today we're gonna shine Don Vitos eyes for 30 menthol cools.

Galactic Factotum

Mouth of Sauron introducing Dee Snider to the Fellowship: “He Dee, Gandalf. He Dee.”

Tryten

12 Angry They/Thems

MayfNutter

Babu Fosse’s All That Jizz

Josh O'Hara

Jabba the Hutt takes Galactic basic lessons to reunite with his son.

Women B Shoppin

I literally just saw this. This is exactly why I love this channel. It's just a hivemind of dumb shit.