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Comment ‘Shop 116 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-24 13:00:21
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2026-08

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Hot and sticky, like my comment ‘shop

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Gwendolyn Valerie

Please use anything from "God's Soldier" (2025) starring Alec Baldwin's brother William

RipleyInSpace

Shiv and Tom Roy *Live and Let Die piano sting*

NRay7882

What came first: the monkey chick or the egg

WormWoman

Pure flix presents Nyphomaniac

Rebelcow

Johnny Applecum

Honey, I Babu Frik’d the Kids

You made three mistakes: 1. Left a double flusher and only flushed once 2. Didn’t wipe till clean. 3. Empty gun rack

DrHankVenture

You made three mistakes: 1. Added milk 2. Added milk 3. Added milk

Rothwild

Charlotte opening her clown chakra

Juan A.

The mandalorian and grok

stushow

Hostel 2, Blood Diamond and Elf Triple Feature DVD Set

Varan

“Ah Mando! I have such sights to show you!”

boshudio

Bilbo the science guy

Leebos

Reacher's evil twin, Creature

SCOTT P

Riddick as Clifford (the 1994 film with Martin Short and Richard Kind)

Ben Snow

Billy Lynn's Big Halftime Walk

Bassecat7898

God's not dead but god is babu frik

Dylan

Feeding out the Beast of Gevauden

Iris

A youtube channel where swords keep buying astrogoblin

jstowe18

Cis-substantiation of Christ

Deafmoon Phoenix

Scott Stapp in Tulsa King, but it's him as Frank Sinatra from the movie Reagan.

defaced5960

That dark fall away character Richard B. Gunrack.

Bumpo Tungus

"I've made my mind a cumless place, I share my dreams with edgers, I wake up each day to 12 monitors playing different redtube videos I searched up the night before. I'm damned for what I do"

Beau Eckert

Scott Stapp voice: I'm looking down now that its over reflecting on all of my mistakes.... First, I took the job

Rory Vespasian

Spermtounge, King Theodan's other advisor

matt

Quark trying to show Garack how insideous the federation is by feeding him an ortolan songbird

Dil-the-Spider

Nicole Rightofcenter... Or Nicole Leftofcenter. Whoever you think is funnier

Gordon Solie

Mace Windu performing Rodian Theater

Funderfullness

In our faith, you keep what come out the swamp

seemstoolate

House and Wilson share a meal of ortolan songbirds

Tre Garcia

Bene Gesserit and the Jets

Sweet Boy

“Agent Cooper, you remind me today, of a small Kowakian monkey-lizard”

BoromirDies

Puddle of Gravy Can you make it fall away Can you call it 40 weight Can you serve it on my plate Shove it in my face

David Jones

Jacob finds a Bix Caleen JOI and doesn’t leave his office for a week

Mitch Patmagrian

Ryan Takes Astrogoblin to the Gathering of the Juggalos : A Road Trip movie

slashx00

2 Fast 4 Her 2 Come

flakesofbran09

Detective Harry Hole and the Hendersons

Peter Murphy

The Tonight Show with Jar-Jar.

Joby Zebavich

Jesus turning water into fed out fall away gravy

ellie

airy ting goanna bee eye ree

Incogsteevo

Denethor but he is a picky eater

Jeremy Brown

Charlotte discovers the source of her ketracel-whitefish

HeyJoshRob

The Astrogoblins as their Jackass personas.

Joe Pastier

A communication disruption can mean only 3 things: 1st) transmission generator issue, 2nd) missing ambassadors, but the worst possibility) Nute Gunrack

Cormac Lynch

Another man's spum, not tasted have I.

Maxwell

Riddick putting out Marlboro Reds and PBR for Santa

slashx00

oop my prev attempts kept disappearing so i thought they just werent posting but it mightve just been automod. sorry for spam if so

Milo Anderson

Charlotte and the Canned Fish Factory

Jon Sapp

Knightfall Peewee

Glup Shiddo

All Dogs go to Heaven’s Gate

westr

The dark tower I: the spumslinger

In House

I turn to my wife and I say "I have the feeling these droids are gay!"

The Shareholders

Patrick and Charlotte are Disco Elysium Style Stats in Jacob's head.

In House

I cannot imagine someone hasn't made this Hertzog joke before

Meatshelly

Paw Paw and Buc-ees collab

dangxious

I live my life one quarter portion at a time.

Wobs

The "Chinese" cat in live action Aristocats remake

Crimson_Helm

RidBob Dickpants: Escape from Barnacle Bay

DebrafromHR

Jacob, Charlotte and Patrick fuse in a transporter accident becoming Patcoblotte

Ethan Quist

Can we bring Stellan back? I miss him.

Ribby

Billy Boyd's Long Halftime Walk

Leila BoUr

and their good triplet, teacher

Mark Kirwan

The Chronicles of Riddick: The Lion, the Witch and the Empty Gun Rack

BoromirDies

And their evangelical leader, Preacher

Tank3875

You have the strength of 40 weight gravy. What will you do with it?

Baron Sogz

We've had 1st mistake yes, but what about 2nd and third mistakes?

John

Jean Claude Gundamme

Luc Bisson

Ahab hunting A24's "The Whale" for his spermaceti

Tank3875

Patrick's Browneye

Barden

Red Dragon: "Do you see?" Freddy Durst, glued to a wheelchair: "YEAH!!"

liam

Toucan fighter games

Baron Mathot

A box art for Season 1 of Astrogoblin

Hankenstein

You just do whatever makes you happiest. Keep up the great work. And hey, really proud of you guys. Nice job

NSW3

Not gonna break the link rule but look up Dalstrong Lord of the Rings kitchen knives.

Barden

nice

Connor Dilk

Snorting Lines with Brent and Jonny

Bryan Weiss

Calendar Children X Karate Billionaires: A September to Remember

Ben Snow

🎶 Never was a cloudy day🎵

Barden

And their laundry guy, Bleacher

Andi Platts

Astrogoblin gameshow of masochists vs people pleasers, call it "Please Be Mean To Me!"

trivialpaperweight

Morpheus: You think that's a Chunghwa you're smoking now?

Nibblonians

Astrogoblincoln Memorial

tore

Over the Hedge wild game buffet

Fluff McScruff

the offical Astrogoblin sponsered NASCAR livery

Urn

Tragedy occurs during Jelqing at the special olympics

doctorventress

Patrick becomes a day trader and can’t shut up about it.

Peter

Pee-Wee Herman Göering

Jc Whitacre

Tub thumping by Chunghwa wubmhwa

SoaringSmith

The Nicole Fall Off Center for Culinary Arts

Brooke

Rahul Kohli as Roland in Mike Flanagan's Dark Tower

BoromirDies

We've gone one Sow yes, what about a second Sow?

Sam

Chelsea Manning's Wonder Emporium

Free Will

That dark character Vin Diagram

Maxwell

The summer I turned Chinese

Jc Whitacre

I think there’s a typo here, but I really don’t know… I got a nose bleed trying to say it out loud…

Sea Hag

Thulsa King

Rigatoni

Please add a very large Orson Welles to the image

Funkel Fargas

you forgot 3 things mando: wet and sticky is very icky, icky and wet makes mommy upset, you cant blame a guy for slimin

Richard Jeter

Rainman reboot, but Raymond is literally just Alan Ritchson playing Reacher.

Richard Jeter

Get Tom Cruise back, too, for the ridiculous height differential.

Lerad

Burger King's First and Last Name kids meal

Adam Lemmer

Patrick gets a new homunculus.

Brooke

Reacher Creature Feature

Bat Boy

The Haggard Visage of Brian Cox getting his lifetime McDonald’s card revoked

nikotopias

Tony Dokoupil in Ibiza

Bazzgooz

Salzige daughter

Callie

“The Chronicles of Rid-Dick: My Bottom Surgery Journey” youtube thumbnail

Spookyskelly

Roti the Hutt (he is an Indian sandwich)

Andremedes

The Legend of Zelda : The Cuck Chair of Time

LittleJohn

Astrogoblin gas station pills

Lung Flood

If it comes from a Wawa, I want it

Zen Window

Scabby the Rat responding to Macy's efforts to fight giant Thanksgiving Day inflatables' effort to unionize

nick duke

The Chronicles of Patrick Brown’s Botched Shine Job

Cowboy Baby

Biden Stranding 2: Stumbling on the Beach

Cowboy Baby

"Unite the fellowship with the pizza wheel"

grunglemint tea

also sorry for the exploded apple butter :c

Macro

Crom, I have made 3 mistakes 1: I’ve never prayed to you before 2: I have no tongue for it 3: Empty gun rack

Seggy

Put the Astrogoblin logo on Trump's green flag, then make it real small and put it in the background of the true prompt

Ethan

Darth Vader CEI

argenate

Shy-Guy-Hulud

Mike Rapin

"That dark character, Bozo the Clown"

Ectharias .

Balloon Boy but it's Anakin floating away in the Death Star

fluffylonghair

what every hidden comment has in common

Frank N Gunn

The results of eating the asploded apple butter remnants

Wilfredo

Welcome to fuckin' Marwen! Can be combative!

Haste

Austin Powers Boothe

Hypnoctopi

Aidan Frik and the big pipe

TheWakaEmu117

The porn site blacked but instead it’s nemodians

NickIsRadford

Sad clown ice cream: Scoop & Weep

Goob Prengis

he's got slip-fashion boots a new stilsuit you know i heard it down in arrakee-een oh ho

Rocksteady

Riddick and his weird dog doing Salvia

Zhukov

Man's Red Dragon

Nichole Tiglao

Hercules in new York but it's Malibu instead of Arnold.

Cloves

Goodbye Rizzoli, goodbye Isles, miss you I will

Sweet Boy

I don't think he knows about empty gunrack Pip.

Sip

Add Deep Roy

Sip

How tf did we both land on Deep Roy this week

Beach Barn

Haha there’s something Deep in the water. I was already thinking on him last week, then the goblins mentioned him in the latest ep of the pod

rahjahknows

Droppin Gravy with Pawpaw and Jonny

Galactic Factotum

Rowlf in charge of quality control at the Kamino cloning facilities

Yossarian

Tom Cruise as Alan Ritchson's Reacher mini-me

Pickledwalnuts

Brent Spiner and Michael Dorn in the bathroom watching porn

Xerodo

Reacher from the Black Lagoon

Birby177

VHS box cover for "Come Back Longer: A Jelqing Masterclass w/ Professor Rahul Kholi"

Deuce Downing

I'm just here for the mwahhaaas the paw paws and the meat is frozen solid

Beach Barn

I hope I don’t shine job

Deusaroni

Just gushing everywhere, like a good boy

Baxterattack

Sylvester Stallone as Luthen Rael

ActionSnail

Richie Rich-ard B Riddick

Clickery21

Leg widening surgery

Gollum Juice

Captain Kirk tries to bang those big dudes from the Odyssey

Leo Hartman

Whatever you make, put a smaller clone of it in the background (and in a sweater vest) a la Richard Kind in Stargate.

StarSign

that dog character riddick

Russell Richardson

My reply was deleted. Genuinely sorry if I said something wrong.

Lerad

Some times you just gotta take a week off, relax, and be fucked

Andremedes

My Little Curmudgeon : Patrick Brown