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Comment’ Shop 118 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-09 12:00:18
Imported:
2026-09

Content

Secure yourself to the mast for a sultry new Comment ‘Shop.

Comments

PrinceRobot

Some sick K2 rollerblades would be nice

Juuso E Salin

"I told you to take the wizards lovense"

RipleyInSpace

A small loan of a Gillian Andersons

Jon Sapp

Jus' wud I tot, this chow is mein!

Cheesy

Wheelchair veteran CEO as Professor X and the guy who spat on him as Magneto.

stushow

Buck Bokai you dirty Spocksucker

Tonkatsu

But doctor, I am Rocky

GoodPostReilly

Pretzy and Zohran riding a tandem bike by the wharf

Hauntlink

Gay Jar Jar’s Drag Race

DrHankVenture

What is your favorite kind of Nebraska pussy… to eat?

Cormac Lynch

Getting brained in by a blue yeti

GwenShmoople

Being first in line for the midnight release of the COVID vaccine so I can smash it to pieces in front of everyone

westr

Rage Against the Machinima

Jaid Saviero

that dark character the soundboard

HisInnerSelf

The 'what's in the box' scene from Seven with Charlotte as Brad Pitt, Jacob as Morgan Freeman and Patrick as Kevin Spacey with the reveal being a box of exploded apple butter.

DebrafromHR

Patrick and Charlotte explain the complex realtionship of Neelix and Kes to Jacob

Sea Hag

Tender is the Hesh

Cheesy

i swear this is the last time i give a Viatras prompt

Hairolde

Frodo ties Sam up in a shibari

Ray

Every comment shop Patrick : “Be brief” Charlotte : “Be fucked” Jacob: (Richardson thumbs up gif)

jstowe18

Look how they massakirked my boy.

flakesofbran09

James and the Giant beachfront property

J Jedi Jameson

Charlotte is Severian, Jacob and Patrick are Typhon (huge hog)

Richardson B. Riddick

Soros Kohli unlocks the Furyan configuration, but its just Vin Diesel with the Londo Mollari hair, milking him on a table while the Necromongers chant "TAKE HIM TO THE THRESHOLD

SCOTT P

Dominick the Donkey going on a rampage

Lung Flood

Bwuha the frogs, showtunes have always been celebrated for their catchiness. there is a California show featuring Rowlf the Dog, hired by that same frog Kermit

Baron Sogz

The furtive Pick Me, so easily forgotten

Mitch Patmagrian

The Smell that hits you at Halloween horror nights in Orlando when it's still 100 degrees.

Deafmoon Phoenix

Thou I shall never forget the day Charlotte dropped baby Jacob on his head after a pack of wine gums.

Ronius Sparticus

Judge Dredd, Sly vs. Dredd, Karl Urban vs. Dredd, BBC

Jc Whitacre

Whacky Motorcycles: or how your cherry poppin’ daddies met your banana throatin’ mommies.

NSW3

I want to see the mean goblin get eaten by the blind goblin and the rotund goblin

Free Will

Whose Pastroblin is it anyways? (Impromptu improv show)

Leebos

A nice cake for Jacob's birthday/9/11

Barden

Make Comment Shop Crowded tour 2026

Juan A.

pawg pawg

Leebos

And a happy Benghazi to those who celebrate

Kyall

jacob on the bangbus

boshudio

Neil Degrase Tyson chicken factory

Kurds Dake

Stewmaker melting an Ewok

Andi Platts

"A Fistful of Anzellans" The Clangers, The Anzellans, The Muppets & Wee Man in a Star Wars cowboy shoot-out

Aksel Lessum

Quick Patrick nows your chance to sing hemorrhage!!!!

Emilio Orrico

I play Onan: "Ow my seed, the ground I spilled on is dusty"

Fraktruck

Ay Sir, sow sow sow

boshudio

Something liberal that will piss me off, like wiping your own ass

Dil-the-Spider

Turn Jacob into Patrick using only the liquify tool

Cunchwap Supeme

crashing giant eagles into Orthanc and Minas Morgul

Dylan

Star Wars but it’s not set in space and everyone’s Japanese and uses katanas instead of lightsabers

Millie

The Gay Harbor Butch Girl

Urn

In honor of the 25th anniversary of 9/11 can you make a memorial for our fallen brothers who never were able to get their pilots liscense?

Colinfixates

Uba're Chuba charles barkley. Uba're just Du wannabe Coo Stuka him. Sorry, break Nenoleeya. Uba shouldn't even be Wata. Begone, wannabe. Begone!

Joseph Blownapart

Mashup: the bikers from the Minnesota motorbike show and Mad Max 2.

SoaringSmith

Jame Gumb as twitch streamer

euan

I want ya to blue milk his prick

ImJustWiggles

Bert and Ernie mess with the special investigators

Terry Crews

The goblins equipped with sick jetpacks and rocket launchers fighting Mecha-Desantis

Fox Burden

“Oskar Schindler; without his rings.”

Mackenzie DeMello

TNG episode "Hoisted by your own Picard" Q turns Picard and the gang into a claw machine

Yutyrant Audio

Astrogoblin, but it's a KoRn music video featuring "Empty Gun Rack"

Matthew Mopeen

“I love jizz.” Vin Diesel via Vanity Fair

EvelynA33

Mathew Broderick crazy taxi

Jangus

And Brent Spiner, you have the strength of two massive balls. I wonder what podcast you’ll make with them

SteveR

Spader-Man: Brand New Ray

Dr. Balls

Titanium, Clang-Clang

Kiefer

a comment shop so good it'll save the old rec center from getting torn down

Tank3875

Did you know he was descended from Albanians?

Joby Zebavich

The sluttiest Wes Anderson that Patrick can perceive

Tank3875

Sounds woke to me.

scott Lamont

But doctor, it was frozen solid

slashx00

We are the Daughtrys of the witches Rob Zombie couldnt burn

Frank N Gunn

The fourth mistake: you came heavy, empty ballbag

Mark Kirwan

Coyote Vs Elizabeth Holmes

Tank3875

A children's ad for mild cigarettes, like in the good old days, before woke.

jesse gax

The porn you betrayed your mormon wife to: gumby edition

DebrafromHR

Meesa lipsync for meesa life

Maxwell

Doc Cochran heals Al Swearengen’s goatse

Tank3875

This is Italian, right?

JakeTheSnakeYuh

“Something far worse has happened to you.” “Oh I see.”

mitchshow

Johnny Rodriguez using a behelit and giving up his humanity for titanium legs

Fluff McScruff

etsy shop for military grade witchcraft

Lerad

Mark Harmon Lupertazzi

Tank3875

But the town needs the data center that old Moneybucks wants to build there!

dangxious

Boardwalk airbrushing kiosk

Bat Boy

In the far future of 2027; Anti-Ozempic has hit the streets and water supply, beef’n everybody up. Twink Death has become an extinction, with no new twinks in generations. That is until Clive Owen meets someone and must get this snatched young man out of middle America and to Palm Springs.

James Waters

A gibbon howling for joy whilst riding howards sybian

defaced5960

She's stock, but she's loose.

SaltyVigilante

Where all the cool kids hang out-boulder where aron Ralston cut off his arm(they do not help him)

Matt Stanton

Not without my Green Eggs and Caaans

BoromirDies

Quint at Burning Man. You ever see a rollers eyes? They're big and dilated like a dogs eyes. 70,000 people went into that desert chief, 69,997 people came out. Anyway, we dropped some acid at least.

Region_Locked

could you make me a public apology for saying another patron had a small penis last week.

Cugi

Not without my jugs! (John Travolta with massive tits)

Wobs

Bob Picardo in "Legend" as Meg Mucklebones

Koffing

The elder siblings purging the youngers.

KittenMittons

Johnny Rodriguez meets Hannibal.

Cheesy

Nebraska. my favorite pussy.

Ribby

Mrs. Brisby fuck-a-fan contest

Rigatoni

A rendering depicting Lucas' probable vision of Darth Insanius and Darth Icky.

The Wh*re Himself

RFKrennic Jr explaining to Darth Vance that the Deep substrate foliated Kalkite is making the Anzellans gay

Wakman145

40 weight meat guy has Circe on the pod

Sip

I'd never heard of the name Crispin nor had I ever read Crispin Glover's name so I thought it was actually Chris Ben Glover and I was gonna do a joke combining Charlotte's book name with the actor's name and say "Crispin Glover" but that's just his name

Enilced

Whatever it is, this hog is gettin cranked

LittleJohn

Jason "Dwight 'Wee Man'-fredi" Acuna

Bumpo Tungus

Ki-adi mundi giving me "unwanted urges" and it's hitting harder than ever

Dr. Deagle

Salt Lake City King, the Tulsa King spin off

Connor Dilk

Fantastic Priests and Where to Fuck Them

Nat Schwarz

Welcome Senator, this is a place where blind men see

Rebelcow

A sperm bank employee who gets fired for drinking all the cum.

Jeremy Brown

Death Battle. Richard B. Riddick vs. Bob Lee Swagger

Polliwog

We are Captain Kirk

Nick Barnes

The unbearable weight of owning a giant hog

Walter

Tasteful Constant Belfreis nudes (As a joke., i respetc women!)

Winther

Macho Man Frodo Baggins

Patrick

Something to commemorate Friday, the 25th anniversary of Slayer’s “God Hates Us All”

Walter

Respect

Chaz Surfboard

Hoopty Weed (a sequel to Wicket's arrest)

Nautical Nonsense

Did you know Patrick's friends Dad made that movie

Dink182

I wanna be someone important, like an astrogoblin $25 tier patron

Mooseshark

Agent Ressler gets the cuck chair

Mooseshark

If Charlotte isn't driving, I don't know, maybe add a cool goat or something?

NukeWarm

Mt. Rushmore but it's peoples faces as they put up with Trump's horrid stench

Peter

Sly-Hulud

Chromy Builds

The Hitman expansion where you get to assassinate Rocky with a piece of meat, frozen solid.

Peter

Who the fuck is Wicker?

Zen Window

Austin Butler: The Guy Who Gagged Me

Wally's Worst

Christopher Nolan's The Obeus Odeussey

boshudio

It's Wunderful

boshudio

A BaGillian dollars

Beau Eckert

Where it all started, where it all began with that dark character Mr. Crowtray

Johnald90

I play Rocky but its Ricky Gervais

bobdole

I could eat a Nebraska peach for hours.

John

Joanna Angel just in the background like in the Tower Records scene in I Am Legend

Lerad

White Charlotte

Tad Chilly

AAVE (Aqualish-American Vernacular English)

Nat M

That Dark Character Wicket

Laurits Mikkelsen

Robocop reveal scene, but it’s showing Murphy how much they’ve had to force femme them to keep them alive.

Natecharodon

Crying on the phone with my Unc in front of the ol water ice stand

PhdWiz

Reservoir Dogs newest member: Mr Hands

Zhukov

♫ Well they blow up Lando in Bespin last night, they blew up his sky house too. ♫ ♫ Down at the Fun World they're getting ready for a fight, gonna see what Zorba's boys can do. ♫

Chip Clip

“Dom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no torque for it”

Haste

Kanye West as Black Pinhead

bald idiot

A triptych depicting Astrogoblin’s places in Eden at the dawn of time, on earth in the age of man, and in Hell on Judgement Day

Mike Rapin

They done fed out Jack Reacher

Hudu

Look upon my pork, ye mighties, and despair

Jimbo Sinbad

eric roberts with tribal tats

Beach Barn

How quickly we forget Beng

CeeBass

Astrogoblin getting the Hunter Biden Labor Day Special!

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Robert Pattinson stopped on his way to interview at Viatris "Somebody get these beggars out of here"

Ezrah

You made 3 mistakes: 1. We 2. Sa 3. Free

Bazzgooz

Astrochudlin

Cookie Cuttings

Patrick Charlotte and Jacob share a day at the beach

Russell Richardson

These two Blue Wizard C*cksuckers?! I’ve quite forgotten their names…

50percentJoe

We recently lost our creature, so please add the grossest and dumbest looking black cat you can find in her memory.

Hypnoctopi

No sympathy for nasty pussy

fluffylonghair

you're telling me there's a ghost in this shell?

Emilio L

Natalie Carp

Maxwell

Boohoo, Wu. You knew the Jew to Coup who would do Wu goo.

Daniel Felesina

A fine emporium, but where is Mr. Magorium?

matt

Master Qui gon does the jedi council know how adept you are at buying slave boys.

Jc Whitacre

A muppet porno but Orson Welles is the one human actor?

Tryten

Carscourge Ryan Dunn, the man who held back Don Vito

jjolly

Neimoidian political ad: “your third mistake: M.P Gunray”

Andrew Tivey

New death stranding character CryWank Man

Ectharias .

mpreg Jacob's ultrasound shows a healthy growing gundam

Seggy

Astrogoblin Butt Rock cover band setlist

Jeremy Allen Fart

I was thinking more like Hellraiser where the only human is pinhead, but we all have our own fantasies

BoromirDies

Whose dick do I gotta suck to get another like from the Goblins? I got one and now I'm hooked. I SWEAR I'M FUNNY

Nobod_E

Naboo is Burning, the legendary documentary about Otoh Gunga's drag scene in the 90s

Jesus Christ, no relation

Are these Charlotte can't type typos? Or Patrick doesn't care enough to fix typos?

buttsrofl

Ernest Goes To Deadwood

jim nope

a hole filled with horse

Derek

♪ My girl's in The next room Some times I wish she was Wu ♪

Ethan Montez

Daytime Emmy award winner: Cooking with Clayface

Smithy Winfred

Do something with Pan Flute guy from "Aguirre, the Wrath of God." He's a cool fella

Scrumdungus

Two girls, de wanna wan-cup

AlmightyTooth

That gif of John Travolta looking both ways confused.

lilcczar

I assume it’s a reference to Dexter Morgan the Bay Harbor Butcher