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WARNING: This episode is made up of us naming movies with little to no connective tissue. We also call Sam Altman evil (of course) and wonder what Ridley Scott has been up to lately.

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TCKingCeryn

The Moon Knight of content, obeus odeus

Nat_457

the hembohero reference at the beginning is crazy i forgot about that loser

Richardson B. Riddick

Never forget, peewee Herman CANT cum on the dusty ground, because he has a sentient talking floor in his playhouse. And Cowboy Curtis just let's it happen.

foolishjules

i am a starbucks barista and people would come through the drive thru and order that drink and ask us to write his name on the cup, so we would purposely spell it wrong every single time to ruin their facebook post about it

James Waters

Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2, ultimate prank movie

Amos The Famous

Bikini baristas absolutely exist outside the PNW? Lies. Bold-faced lies.

Frank N Gunn

Concerning how John Wick uses his pistols: Per Kevin Creighton of Ammoman.com "What is Center Axis Relock? Center Axis Relock was developed by Paul Castle of Sabre Tactical as a close-distance technique that is useful for firearm retention and shooting from inside a vehicle. Since Paul’s death in 2011, the system has been curated by Jeff Johnsgaard of Natural Tactical. Jeff is a veteran law enforcement officer, accomplished martial artist, and experienced firearms trainer who now teaches Center Axis Relock to armed citizens, law enforcement, and elite military units. At its heart, the CAR system was developed to get quick hits on targets at close range, from five feet out to a few yards. It’s meant to complement — not replace — existing pistol stances such as the Weaver and Isosceles stances. The CAR system emphasizes natural fighting positions such as a bladed stance and integrates methods for quick acquisition of the sights at short distances."

BoromirDies

One day I'm gonna straddle over that anger wall Patrick puts up and it's gonna be glorious. Also glad to know NO ONE wants to help with my neck pain.

Rocking_Chariot

I feel like “Prank” movie quickly just became “weird bad movie, lol

triceruhtops

This episode taught me that I order the Charlie Kirk at Starbucks whenever I have a sore throat. Makes ya think

Chaz Surfboard

Late stage Nier just watching your builds shred mobs is so much fun, and it's so memed but I def teared up with the true ending. I also played the whole game in 3 days so biased

Alex Hansgen

Temple of doom is a big old search for Spock

Ferza

1:43:52: "Is any of those, a 'A Search for Spock"? ..."Christ..." 😆😂🤣

Stephen Conway

San Bernardino used to be a big Mormon town in the mid 19th century. They should take it back.

Sten

Oceans 12 is def a search for Spock

Ray Matford

Temple of Doom is between Raiders and Last Crusade. Totally a Search for Spock.

Lerad

In the vein of prank movies, I had someone donate a boatload of romcom DVDs to my library and nestled in there was They Came Together. That's absolutely a prank movie and it got someone good

Sid Slurms

Nier automata is amazing! Nier, Sekiro, what the golf, tombas, and gunpoint are they only games I've gotten every achievement for. I fucking love that game, you gotta give it a fair shot. The multiple endings aren't annoying at all, they're basically just sequels after the second one and even that's good. Then the other 19? are pretty great, too

Barden

I'm so glad Patrick shares my dislike for Alita Battle Angel. I walked out of the theater expecting everyone to dunk on how shitty it was, but the people I was with loved it. I felt like everyone was gaslighting me, pretending that dogshit was actually good.