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Comment ‘Shop 120 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-21 12:00:18
Imported:
2026-09

Content

Jacob wants really good prompts for his birthday

Comments

stushow

Mordor Man Flesh Festival

Maisie :3

99 LuftBloons tower defense

EvelynA33

Add an osprey to whichever prompt is chosen

J Jedi Jameson

We're gonna make Raab Himself eat a fuckin pinecone.

RipleyInSpace

"We're Candaulists, Lebowski; we believe in cucking."

Gator

A new X-Men to rival The Toad: The Chimpanzee

Dylan

Nal’Hutta Girls Are Easy

slashx00

how much cock could a cocksucker suck if a cocksucker could suck cock

Terry Crews

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Joes Rogan and Yowza.

Lerad

Peter Ebriatis, Daughter of Craft Services

lilcczar

She 40-weights me!!!

Joey Lew

Idk put a Bone in the hair like sideshow Mel

Boneskeleton

Weird Al Swearengen’s Bad Whore Day

porkimer

You merely adopted the swamp. I was born in Boogerbottom, fed out by it.

Martyn O'Neill

C.M. Punk, aka Christopher Moltisanti Punk.

AtomicCola

Astrogoblin Gmod Cinema Presents: Salò

Kurds Dake

Chronicles Of Lesbian Homie: Escape from Butch Bay

Nick Taylor

“Bazongas” -Neurotypical Sheldon

dangxious

Babe: Pig in Cloud City

Dustin Willis

Use any frame from The Smurfs 2011

Tormentum

I hear they call him Ayatollah Come In Me

FlamingoRadio_🦩

Juggy The Juggalo hiding in the sewer with a red balloon

Ray

Orson Welles browsing IKEA BLÅHAJJJJ

HisInnerSelf

K-PAX with Charlotte as Mary McCormack, Jacob as Jeff Bridges and Patrick as Kevin Spacey.

Tank3875

A flaccid penis.

DebrafromHR

That scene from Alien: Resurrection but its failed Mitch McConnell clones instead of Ripley

Mickey_da_bee

Agamenomenom (doo doo do-do-doo)

Pablo

tell me all your thoughts on grond, 'cause the wolf's head's out to meet us

Millie

know what happens to a city 'coon when it's fed out? same thing as every wild game

DylanC

Blindfolded monster truck rally

Matthew Mopeen

Droppin Names but it’s just Nicole Holofcener and Will Wheaton smoking angel dust.

Nat

Ryan relieved he can join the FBI after the digital dog abuse clause removed from the contract

Baron Sogz

I'm getting fed out by mis suegros because they need 'un blanco gordo' for my niece's quinceñera

Peter

I'm going away for a month so I must get the poison out in advance. I must spill my prompt seed upon the dusty ground of this comment shop: Wild Bill Succox Pee Wee Slurman General Dix Gaydine Udo Queer Patrick Brown David / Patrick Bet Brown Star Trek: Dick Suck 9

Peter

Not prison

DebrafromHR

That bottoms' getting feed out...

Pahlani

A chiss from a rose on the grey.

Iris

The clang clang bang bus

GwenShmoople

Twitch mod who’s afraid to type out all the slurs for automod

westr

Somehow Margaret Thatcher had returned…

Barden

POooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn I'm horneigh

DebrafromHR

Is this jacob in a chuckle cheese costume or a guy in a jacob style chuckle cheese mascot suit?

Wakman145

Earth, Wind and Grond

liam

The ditch weed king of Barstow

Kassa_Worry

What if P.O.D. was one of us? Just the youth of the nation on a bus?

DebrafromHR

Back in the day we queens would ponder this question at the glory-holes of Christopher street

Deusaroni

The Beating of the Dead Horse that is a Soundboard by the Coward "Comedian" Patrick Brown

NSW3

What's your big yellow weak spots like Resident Evil infected have?

DebrafromHR

Just a cup of ice for my bottom please he's being feed out later in one of the prompts below

DebrafromHR

I would like two please...trying to get a double daddy situation

Maxwell

Death Battle: Patrick’s big artificials vs. Jacob’s big naturals

DebrafromHR

Also happy birthday j-dawg

ellie

apes and what weapons they'd use (e.g. chimp: glock)

Jon Sapp

Chris Hanson's To Gacha Gamer, on Dateline NBC

Werner Crankshog

Put Artie Bucco up on the hoist from 'The Cell' for me.

Werner Crankshog

Up to you if he's cranking it over a dead woman or not.

Koz

Blumpkin spice latte

Andi Platts

Garibaldi & Sinclair patrol Brown Sector, but all the aliens are Patricks.

TheWakaEmu117

Leia if she was a Neimoidian slave girl with big naturals

Drew Wagner

“And not just the Hitmen. But the Hitwomen... and the Hitchildren, too”

Mark Kirwan

Serving miserable haughty cunt

Leila BoUr

faster, pussycat! clang! clang!

DebrafromHR

A DDD situation? How do you say "oh my" in Dutch

ImJustWiggles

photoshop someone into mason verger

고블린모드

Mwaaaah, the Chinese... chunghwas has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a Carolina cigarette by Newport, inspired... by that same Chinese excellence.

Mr penis

Astrogoblin plays the ukulele while apologising for those things they said on that bridge in pubg

Jangus

Brent and Jonny at Tanagra. Dropping names at Tanagra. Peter Evangalados when the bell rang. Nicole Holofcener, her lunch wide.

Jangus

Also happy birthday to Jacob

Rigatoni

Sequel to Mandolorian and Grogu where Rotta and them go to Tatooine to fix up Jabba's palace for resale

Barry Busan

"Did he who mogged the lame mog thee?" -Looksmaxxing Robert Frost

Jc Whitacre

Kash Patel posthumously giving Mr. Hands the FBI Medal of Valor.

Nichole Tiglao

since we had Jacob as a dog, how about Patrick as a cat, but from the musical movie.

Mr penis

“Have some goddamn Chinese faith!”

Leebos

AHHHHHHHH!

Glup Shiddo

¿Y tu mama tambien brute?

Mooseshark

Forgotten Island, but the two main characters are Astogoblin's own Filipinos.

Yagsti

Threepio taking credit for the winning suggestion

Zhukov

Tom Nuttall's Big Adventure

DebrafromHR

Scariest 5 word sentence ever

John

How many NDAs to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? One, two, Adam’s here!

LittleJohn

Patrick nails his 95 Theses to Jacob's front door

Guinevere H

Patrick fails to save the universe

DebrafromHR

Its a lot like Gangam style except it involves a glass table

Guinevere H

I havent slept in two days

Hauntlink

(Sung to the tune of My Sacrifice from the beginning slow start) Hello my friend, it’s Shmi again. Qui-Gon Jinn, go take Aniakin, It’s Maul, duck and cover. Miss my mom, head to tatooine Watto says, that he sold she, Slave to Cliegg Lars…..

DebrafromHR

All the faygo you want down here

DebrafromHR

How do you fix greatness...he already has a mustache

Mr penis

Woah calm down

bald idiot

make William Shatner white so Michael Myers’ mask is accurate

Braxton Glass

For the first time in 15 years, Patrick is humbled.

Tonkatsu

Vrakhieran Culkin

Leebos

Okay! 💕

Patrick

can you guys design a wrap for my 2007 honda accord

Milo Anderson

The Lion, The Minch, and The Wardrobe

Tomfoolery

Judge Judy but it's some obscure star wars/trek character that Jacob names right NOW

DebrafromHR

Pine-sol lady: Thats the power of jesus

Richardson B. Riddick

It was the Dawn of the age of the 3rd Channel. 10 years after the Funhaus/Time Warner Wars. The Astrogoblin Project was a dream given form. Its goal; to prevent people from getting jokes by creating a place where gooners, dirty Aqualish, and humans could work out their half remembered TV quotes and pronouns, a home away from home for Diplomats, Chunghwa smokers, he/hims, Jelqers, and Daddy's. A place made of 2.5 million tons of Sylvester Stallone impressions, all alone in the night.... It can be a really dumb place, but its our last, best hope for content. This is the last of the Patrick, Charlotte, and Jacob channels. The year is 2026 The name of the place Astrogoblin 5

Heaps Biggly

Bertrand Russell whipping shitties in my cousin's impala

Richardson B. Riddick

Dont even make a photoshop. Just post a link to the clip of Londo Mollari losing his mind over the Hokey Pokey

DebrafromHR

They knew what they were doing when they named her

Nat Schwarz

Astrogoblin Guess Who board

bald idiot

I can’t wait for the goblins to get super into Russ Meyer movies

E.k. Chan

centauri-fied astrogoblin

Region_Locked

The least dangerous game. Just hunting morons.

Fraktruck

Costas mandalorian and grogu

Wally's Worst

For sale: gun rack, never filled.

Polliwog

The last temptation of Charles Entertainment Cheese (happy birthday Jacob edition)

Walter

Dr. Richard Kimble after a legless veteran murdered his wife: "He falsified his research. He switched the samples so that RDU-90 could be approved and Viatras could give you...Provasic!"

Luc Bisson

The Pennsylvanian Woman fled across the desert, and the Stink of White Fish followed

Rebelcow

Young Thug and full of cum

SteveR

The Loathsome White Fish Salad Eater

Mackenzie DeMello

Baby groot came and went. Baby Yoda much the same. Vin wants to retake the market with that dark character Baby Riddick.

Ribby

Ernest goes to Evergaol

Yagsti

Do you see?

Nicky__J

a lizard. just a big ol' lizard

Dr. Deagle

A birthday cake only it's turtle and fall away gravy. Hbd Jacob

Connor Dilk

Cothmoth, hosted by Mike deGrasse Tyson

Stephen Conway

Queer Eye for the Strait of Bab al-Mandeb Guy

The Shareholders

Jacob suffers the consequences of Unlimited Soup Salad and Breadsticks

Yagsti

We count only dead orcs, in the battle He had many questions, as hobbits often do

Baron Mathot

The briefing room at Paramount where the Goblins received their orders to Psyop us into watching the excellent programming on Paramount+.

Sam

Proud Grandpapa Zorba at Rotta's first communion (hutts are catholic)

BoromirDies

Sid from Toy Story is the real BTK killer.

BoromirDies

We should really be doing this on Sundays. I'm way too pissy on Mondays to come up with a prompt that annoys Patrick

Joop

It's Minch Captain, but not as we know him

Jc Whitacre

Found footage of Jacob sprouting tentacles and huge yellow eyeballs (à la Resident Evil) to play all these September video game releases.

Adriano Bacuita

Copenhagen Straight asking Virgina Slim to join him as Daddy and Baby to rule the Galaxy

Emilio L

having sex with the hulk: "are you mad at me?"

SteveR

You have forgotten the taste of your mother's fish salad.

William Ambervein

This is the story of Hercules in modern day. The year is 1970. The place, is New York City.

Deebo

Don't Glaze me Down

scott Lamont

Pee-wee's prostate play house

Mike Rapin

Kirkland Signature™ Ortolan Bird

Tad Chilly

Breaking Benjamin Button

Richard Jeter

Donkey Kong furiously jorking it with an unsuspecting Toad.

Seggy

Pretzie joins the Reacher-verse and chooses Reacher as his new Herc.

Johnald90

Riddick but he got the shine on everything BUT his eyes

Women B Shoppin

After the Porn Giver sleds down that hill, he looks through the window of the first house he sees, but it's just a guy feedin' the geese to Girls Gone Wild commercials.

tore

Miss Piggy berates Kermit for erectile dysfunction

Wadachip

Welsh Pootie Tang

el rio medina

Jacob has gay dinner with Jar Jar

Jordan Moses

Ken Pacsun rebrands his campaign

SCOTT P

🎶 These five words in my head Scream, "but where are the horses?" 🎶

Rocksteady

Approached by a mob of Anzellans

Sea Hag

Jacob (Fullerton)'s Ladder

Sea Hag

Insane Clown Palsy

Sambino

Gundam but made up of the swords you didn’t get delivered

I Put Pants On For This

If it come out the Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp, I want it

Haste

Lilo and Mitch

Winther

A 1820s invention for the medical treatment of hysterical men.

Frank N Gunn

Dropping Plates with Brent and Jonny. Ooah.

grantcodes

Hemogenous Lump: A Star Wars Story

DebrafromHR

We just use to lock them all in a room with a tub of Vaseline, an issue of Maxim and some Kleenex and come back in a week...but now that's not ethical or sanitary

DebrafromHR

I kinda wanna watch that Reacher Spin-off "Neagely"... which must be weird show for white folks to try and say

Barden

It keeps dragging its owner out into the woods to find truffles

Beau Eckert

For Jacob: "My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight; all have led me on a path to play Rocky."

DebrafromHR

Its always Big Pussy from Sopranos who wins...I think it's rigged though

jjolly

Pussy Jackson and the Lightning Snatch

DebrafromHR

cradle the balls and work the shaft!

BoromirDies

Dis champagne is bwahaaa

DebrafromHR

Huuuuge fookin bulge mate!

BoromirDies

Found Charlotte's burner account

boshudio

Something with milk

Seggy

White people can't pronounce it right, even when they try. NAY-gull-lee. something like that.

DylanC

...and I'm bustin'

DylanC

The trans... stuffed shark... made with that same swedish excellence. *tap tap tap*

Wobs

Friday the Girthteenth

Joby Zebavich

A cake in the shape of a Reachers butt, with Chungwhas as candles

DylanC

somehow Mitch McConnell returned...

DebrafromHR

They spliced his dna with that of Lindsey Graham

Sambino

The pigeon double take from Moonraker

Fluff McScruff

Charlotte lying on her resume and becoming really important at her new job (relief pitcher for the phillies)

Cheesy

Jedi Master Bey T’rrh

Cheesy

As played by Patrick

Cheesy

the bridge that makes you say slurs.

Cheesy

oh an x-men reference. very nice.

Alex

Jacob loses all his Star Wars knowledge to Charlotte, who gains it via Starship Troopers' brainbug sucker.

Free Will

Case talking to Grok in the matrix as a construct of Tim Curry

Daniel Felesina

I’m bringing curiosity and skepticism while wearing this purse for men

snrd3r

his meat's frozen solid

Vull and Noid

John Voight's drug-induced trip scene in Midnight Cowboy watching John Voight’s boner scene from Megalopolis

Nautical Nonsense

Did you know people are trafficed and FORCED to abuse digital dogs?

Chromy Builds

To the tune of "Slob on My Knob by Three6 Mafia": Yub on my Nub like wolvie call me bub, Check in with me, be my man cub, Yaddle on the bed, she give me head, Don't have to ask, don't have to beg, Minch is my name, sex is my game...

Birby177

You come into my house on the day my dinner is to be gay, and you ask me to do a shinejob... for money

snrd3r

make it patrick's birrthday using only the liquefy tool. happy birthday patrick

Glimmer

Michael Mann-hunter

BoromirDies

Can you imagine Ryan investigating a crime scene: "is it magic or science?"

fluffylonghair

Death battle: Ven Helsing Kate Beckinsale vs. Underworld Kate Beckinsale

Maxwell

Reacher infiltrating a Geonosian Spire to retrieve the Death Star plans (gone violent)

Rolling614

Double Double Toilet Trouble

Lerad

Bruce Clangclang

Sambino

Who is wicker

50percentJoe

a 20 dollar Cameo of Jacob's choice.

Chimp Steinham

Debra, please. What you're doing is an HR nightmare and we have no recourse

Lerad

It's gonna be okay, well get you another copy of Infinite Jest!

Gordon Solie

Sebulba winning the hyrox race as he shots himself

jesse gax

mitch mcconnell’s new gig with the chuck e cheese band

Mr.Brittles

Feed the birthday boy out

PumaHands

I am Kallidahin and I must scream

JakeTheSnakeYuh

Wolverine repeatedly re-circumcising himself

Sinful Fish Maid

Ai Weiwei, Dropping a Han Dynasty Chandi Merle

Jonathan Frost

Matt Damon’s ‘We Bought Some Goo”

MooseyMeats

Djin Diesel grants you three mistakes

Chip Clip

Patrick in the style of that fucked up Captain America by Rob Liefeld

Tiffy

Ointment for my Rash le nuts (make the burning stop) (the ointment also really burns)

Dino the dino

and then recreating Mr Hands most iconic work himself

Thamond

Yarna d'al' Gargan coming out of Jacob's birthday cake.

Tryten

Promised Consigliere Dennis "Goodie" Carangi

Colinfixates

Jacob's own "dick the birthday boy" photo

Xerodo

AI Actress Tilly Norwood starts speaking Mandarin halfway into her guest appearance on Astrogoblin

SaltyVigilante

You got some tapeworms in you! Biltricide! That's what I'm prescribing you! Wash! Your hands! Tapeworm eggs are found in poo Bloody rare meats! Don't eat them or you’re screwed

Callie

Yo, cool Transformers candle! Wait, don't light it yet, first it needs a Sam Wick-Trimming

Yo Mama

You’re tellin me now you out there can sing along with your favorite disney song?

Ajpops

Add the goblins also peeking up

pokemaniac15

No prompt, just wanted to wish a happy birthday to one third of my favourite internet people

Bazzgooz

JOIrson wells

Deuce Downing

Vin instead of Charlie Sheen in that Parliament blues ad offering a sleeve to the Japanese Girl for a shine job

Jobiwan

Megatron confronts starscream about discovering his r/gooncave. Taking place during the beast wars timeline of course Happy birthday!

Jobiwan

Insane cunt pussy (I’m sorry)

Sip

Feeding out a desert Carkoon

NukeWarm

"There is no 'delete browser history' for the holodeck" Spock explains as Kirk tries to remove "clang clang" from the ship logs

Aaron Frampton

The loathsome man-eater Hannibal feeding Dr Gideon Ofnir his own leg

AragornStan92

Clanker, clanker. Clanker, clanker? Big bombad general.

Mooseshark

I'm sorry! I had a better prompt. I didn't realize this was for Jacob's birthday.

Ryogathelost

Nicole Holofcener getting fed out by...Scorpius from Farscape.

NRay7882

Astrogoblin in an intense 3-way... Pog tournament

Skuggles

Timmy the Twoth Tubes

Hairolde

Jacob as a gundum with Patrick and Charlotte as the pacific rim pilots

Baxterattack

Charlotte as the Architect with her past comment shops on the screens behind

DCS

Mormons discover seasteading as a workaround for having a jump humper.

Doctor Worm

Alt. Rotta gets rights with Christ

Carter

Fall away gravy? I wonder if they mean old forty weight gravy?

Telric

Jack Reacher's OnlyFans page.

Tristan Dijeau

Bring back Ship Hits the Fan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Braxton Glass

I appreciate the journey on this one.

bgibblesfan42069

FUCK i only just now thought of jenkum scatt fulldiaperton

Jane Doe

Nicole Holofcener's fursona : Nicole Hoofcener