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Comment ‘Shop 121 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-28 11:58:11
Imported:
2026-09

Content

Scatter your prompts upon the cobblestone like autumn leaves.

Comments

Gwendolyn Valerie

Oh no! What a horrible thing to happen at the Culver's in Maple Grove!

Cheesy

Andrew Divoff as the Genie from Aladdin.

Andi Platts

El'Kira, Mistress of the Quark

Maxwell

Hey guys just want to let yall know the Great Steven Seagal has a dancehall track from 2004 called Strut where he says *ahem* “Me Wan Da Poonani”

Nikeandmickey

Cartel executions? Playing Funkytown? On this screen?

Hauntlink

Death Race 2000’s Machine Gun Joe Biden

Jangus

Ortolan dog

Gator

Rotta the Hutt using an LG hangar system to make himself bigger to fight the dragon(king)snake

Joey Lew

Crispin Deglover

Colinfixates

Master Obi-Wan has lost his mojo. Find it, we will try. Liam, the babes.

DrHankVenture

You don’t need to find the clit to have a good time, but why take chances?

bald idiot

Patrick and Jacob in a Some Like It Hot scenario

porkimer

Sly feeds out a Jesus Lizard

Cheesy

come on, man. :/

Derek

Hold me now, I'm four stars down from Destiny's Child Maybe six teeth will all fall out

flakesofbran09

Lando losing it all a 3rd time on Deal or No Deal

Fish Guy

The Blood of Paulwalker

Lerad

Imagining that text like a Castlevania popup when it turns to night

stushow

Punxsutawney Phil Margera

Beau Eckert

Having my edge forcefully broken at Nathan Lane's again

Rothwild

A COVID-concious lesbian bar in rural Louisiana

DebrafromHR

The Goblins, investigate the nationwide "Top" shortage in America and how leftist muslim furry hypno-sissy femdoms are too blame

SakuraSunrise (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-30 19:00 Charles Barkley on Coruscant: “Knock! Knock! Luther Rael!”
2026-09-28 12:02 Charles Barkley on Coruscant: “Knock! Knock! Luthen Rael!”

Charles Barkley on Coruscant: “Knock! Knock! Luthen Rael!”

Jc Whitacre

Use the liquify tool on a potato until you get tater chips to drink takookalatha

Scrumdungus

Paul Sorvino - Star Fighter

Annabelle W-T

spilling my seed on the leafy ground

HisInnerSelf

House of Cards but Charlotte is the house, Jacob is the cards and Patrick is Kevin Spacey.

DebrafromHR

*as rasict jamaican adrian brody* Yoooo play it...that shit fire bumbaclout

Baron Sogz

Chuck some sick tribal tats on it

Zen Window

A feast of spatchcock and wiener schnitzel

Bobson Dugnutt

Please have them wear a cardigan so they're prepared for cooler weather.

Laurits Mikkelsen

Spilled all my good prompts on the dusty ground. Saving myself for next week 🙏

Nat

I didn't watch the last comment shop, could you just remake it

Terry Crews

Graham Platner and Salacious Crumb at the Backshots Bar and Grille

Region_Locked

Retirement home back yard wrestling.

dangxious

Freddy Fazbender

Charles

*Fan translation of Limp Bizkit" I did it all for the Nookie! (Nookie is a casual term for sexual intercorse implying familiarity and mutual concent)

Bigworthless

Just what I thought, I got astrogoblin to do the funny Irish voice

AtomicCola

A "Kiss me, I'm Aqualish" t-shirt

Kurds Dake

No lieutenant, your women have already been force-femmed

Lerad

Pumpkin spiced seed

Byconite

Space Jam 3: Monstars vs Ewoks

Chaz Surfboard

Terrence (Howard) + The (War) Machine

Ray

Nate “Bumpy” Ruess

DebrafromHR

Real talk i hate the goblins for introducing that thing into my life...Tilly Norwood makes me cringe so hard I feel like im doing that evil dance from supiria that makes me break all my bones

Charles

"naah you use a regula maask? or do it need to be N95?"

LittleJohn

Dud Bolt whippin shitties

Werner Crankshog

Could god create a patch of ground so dusty that not even he could cum on it?

DebrafromHR

Wait...wait...wait is this a man who just...ya know...horses?

Cheesy

big up de whole poonani itsaboy chetenah

DebrafromHR

I already thought he was...was i wrong?

TheWakaEmu117

I can’t help but find my self out raged and disappointed in the state of Astrogoblin. For it has been a month since one of the greatest Star Wars games ever made and we haven’t had any long plays of it yet. We demand a 12 part walkthrough of Star Wars Zero Company. And until then you shall only receive the vilest of prompts from me. Cummy neimoidian pink eye

DebrafromHR

Jacob gets Marilyn Monroe at the end and Patrick ends up married to the guy who isn't Pretzie

Leebos

The very hungry pastrogoblin

ImJustWiggles

charlotte jacob and patrick as english peasants in the background of the new werewulf movie trailer

Mooseshark

David Carradine's last moments

DebrafromHR

Just like a gay guy at a circuit party in the 2010s trying to appear more masc

grantcodes

Charlotte's Reacher round table finale

Barden

Footjob-a the Hutt

Tonkatsu

Astrogoblin’s evil step-mother

Maisie :3

American Dragon Jacob Fullerton

Sean Banne

Clean up the foul dungeater, set him up with an interview at viatraz

BoromirDies

The mutant Toat confronts Travis in Hell and exacts his revenge for his people

Järget Pärsson

Using my prompt to get you to watch HBO rome

Tank3875

A really long finger. Like freakishly long. Maybe with extra joints or something, Idk, but like upsettingly long.

Seth Heder

Tilly Norwood bing chilling

Seth Heder

The Passion of Joan of TJ Max

JivetheSuperTurkey

Add Charles Barkley in a bathrobe to whatever y'all do

Cash_Bone

BangBus: Requiem

Mackenzie DeMello

Ahhh...the french slaves... Always been celebrated for their sexiness. This is a Twi'lek slave by George Lucas, inspired by the same French sexiness, and like the best French women, they have big green tentacles for hair.

Walter

Anthropomorphic Norm vehicle: "all the cars are here!"

Tank3875

Like turn Babu into a man? I dig it

SCOTT P

Did you ever hear the tragedy of "Kaitlin "Poopy Pants" Bennet?

Cormac Lynch

Mr. Penis' rival, Mrs. Pussy

Halite

Trump brand adult diapers.

bgibblesfan42069

New astrogoblin product: Charlotte's GamerGirl Teeth

Mark Kirwan

You're a good man, Charlie Utter

Lerad

If I may propose an edit "Footjabba the Hutt"

Wadachip

Patrick Stewart offering ad space on his head

Millie

Nathan Lane smokes some poison

Tank3875

Good luck lasting until next week. Rooting for you

NSW3

Them Soggy Goblin Boys

Mr penis

Some stupid bullshit about a guys urethra or something

Mr penis

I haven’t seen Jeb In a while I’d like to see him again

Ribby

Sly Snoodle

Free Will

He leans to left He swings to right And he still be John Fetterman 🎶

Lerad

After a several months long absence, Orphan of Kos returns as the Senate Majority Leader

Mr penis

I perish the thought

SteveR

Liam without his shades

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

The Cuckoldings of Riddick "You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made...empty gun rack"

NukeWarm

Sandor Klingon

Leila BoUr

pee-wee sherman's march to the sea

Doty

The incredible Mr. Limpbizkit

The Shareholders

The Goblins attend a performance of "Our American Cousin" on April 14th 1865

Beach Barn

Wakko, Yakko, and Dot: Astrogoblin parallels (one of you ain’t wearing pants).

Winther

Patrick gets cosmetic surgery to bring out the features from his Filipino heritage (Charlotte decides what that means)

slashx00

Neo kills that fuckass Meta AI agent

jstowe18

Rick Moreanus

Matthew Mopeen

This one is for Jacob. Du drսg bust on Wanga of those routes Sa different story, Uba got Ta FBI, Ta DEA Du., those fսcking pricks are gonna be breathing down our necks again. It's Du little coke. Haku Sa Ta Porko Bargon? Uba An Ma uncle, Uba Naga Tah Bargon drսg, Da's Do Poonoo. Uba do it on association garbage routes, it's Ma fսcking Poonoo. It stops today, Uba got it? Hagwa give Je Do fսcking manson lamps, just fսcking stop. Andoba thing, Hagwa tip Du truck on Du problem customer. Jee fսcking hate Ta way Uba make Je fսcking ride Uba. Ateema, get Ta fսck Nenoleeya of Wata.

Matt

Draw a diagram depicting what it means to be fed out

Bread Sweeney

CPP C- cum P- prevention P- plan

Braxton Glass

The nativity scene, but with a *twist*

Cowboy Baby

8 times the old man went up a hill but came down a mountain

Emilio Orrico

I play shanenagy: "Ow my teeh, Nathan Lane's star is solid" "you make YouTube videos like you got no teeth in your mouth"

Rocksteady

What getting shot in the femur must feel like.

Nautical Nonsense

The wolverine picture meme but it's a chimp looking longingly at a frog's mouth

bgibblesfan42069

Are they rivals or is it like pac man and Mrs pac man

Lung Flood

But imagine the goblins speaking like northern irish goblins

Kevin Calamity

Josie watching the boys come back in town

Lung Flood

The cast calling of Baby Driver with Kevin Spacey realising Baby is played by a grown man

Joseph Laflamme

Eddie Vedder duels Scott Stapp for the right to sing like that

el rio medina

Death battle: Sam Fisher vs Riddick

Cormac Lynch

An enemies to lovers situation.

Fluff McScruff

with jacob as baby, charlotte as driver, and patrick as kevin spacey

Aksel Lessum

But Doctor, I am Kevin Finnerty

duck

Babylon 5 Chief of Security Michael Garihairi

liam

God Emperor of Mankato

Adriano Bacuita

Frick someone into Dexter Jettster and his droid wife

Heaps Biggly

What's your favorite debauched dish, to eat?

Women B Shoppin

The dog scene in When Evil Lurks, but it's Rowlf getting an Ewok.

Doctor Worm

Landmine Dance Dance Revolution

DebrafromHR

Chet Hanks ear are burning

Walter

I did something real bad Kerm.

Glup Shiddo

Big Trouble in Little Boogerbottom

Sam

The Womanchurian Candidate

tore

Edit the final product for the Chinese market

Cunchwap Supeme

patrick eating shit on nicole holofcener's hollywood star

Philip nick

New things to say on the pubg bridge

Rigatoni

Darth Sidious slowly ramping up the size of Vaders balls so that they Clang Clang just right

Johnald90

Pasta-rogoblin (all of you are different pasta shapes)

westr

Frank Herbert’s Dude

Andremedes

Tilly Norwood The Hutt

Steeph Derfer

Whatever you go with, add another panel where Tom Conti is leaning in with that confused look

Matt Boje

The 2nd string members of AstroGoblin, Carol, Jacoby and Patterson.

jjolly

“I’m sittin on the cock that is gay/ watching the seeeeed roll away”

Dino the dino

Patrick's programming breaks and he starts speaking in Cantonese (from Canton, Minnesota)

Frank N Gunn

Patrick gets super powers after being bitten by Charlotte's newly irradiated teeth

Joby Zebavich

Whatever you do put the corner cut out of yall but replace Patrick with Jay Baruchel

Dustin Willis

Howie Mandel trying to make Little Monsters relevant.

Dr. Balls

Eraserhead baby: all growed up

JGlazer2

Clueless white guys SHOCKED by woman giving interview in PERFECT Cantonese!!

Russell Richardson

Tell me all your thoughts on GROND! Cause im off to Minas Tirith!

Mike Rapin

A visual representation of feeding out the Hutt family

Daniel Felesina

That KFC ortolan song bird commercial, but they don’t hide from God.

Andi Platts

Patrick as radiatori, Jacob as conchiglie, and Charlotte as Fusilli

Nobod_E

Naboo is Burning, the legendary documentary about Otoh Gunga's drag scene in the 90s

Nick Barnes

The great bull vs sow conflict of 2039

Haudh-en-Elleth

The friends we make along the way to “finding” the clit.

Seggy

Shifting Pretzie just to get close to Herc

Colin Sharpe

Legendary super hero “G.O.A.T. Fucker” explaining for the millionth time that he actually only likes people

John

Oh man I overslept. Uh…hot grandma from Lanterns…as a Gundam. But a Voltron. In Deadwood?

Rolling614

Flicking the bean at Spirit Halloween

boshudio

Patrick as Matthew Mcconaughey's character from Dallas Buyers Club, Jacob as Tom Hank's Character from Philadelphia, and Charlotte as Edward Nortons character in American History X.

boshudio

We get it and that's it.

boshudio

I prefer a peg-pen

Bazzgooz

my stepdad derek called my funko pops gay can you draw him getting torn apart by wild dogs?

boshudio

Beyonce vaulted the rest of the group to start her solo career.

Lerad

Lovely to say, but not a photoshop the astrogoblins would show you

Ben Miller

Captain Wesley Crusher of the USS Enterprise

Lerad

Read that in the 5 gum commercial voice

Lerad

How embarrassing

Terence Wiggins

Nice chariot... but don't forget the joker!

Galactic Factotum

The Mouth Of Sauron introducing Dee Snider to the group: He Dee, Gandalf. He Dee.

Drew Wagner

Minch Palpatine vs. Sheev Yoda

Felix Forrester

oh my god it's so wet outside, the moisture has now gotten inside the house, please include something wet

Baxterattack

Trader Joe Biden’s Corn-Popsicles

Sip

Racing like a piss horse

Haste

Cum Farto

Jamie 'Mx. Bellsprout'

Bill & Ted attempting the political assassination of Wayne Campbell & Garth Algar

Rebelcow

Yemeni Jacob

Callie

What the Best Boy Grip ACTUALLY does on a film set

CheesePizzzzza

The Astrogoblin crew violating the prime directive

bgibblesfan42069

Btw the thumbnails for hitman blood money #1 and #2 are flipped

Callie

We Broke a Zeus' Law

HellKite

Lindsey Graham's soul trapped in a creme brulee.

Jobiwan

The used diaper room at mar-a-lago

Zhukov

Odo and Bullock change places.

Hypnoctopi

Piss Piss? Oh I pee. Dropping Loads with Wet & Messy

SCOTT P

Bobby Teenager Anytown USA 12345

Tryten

The Last Xan, the first realistic depiction of a Travis attack

Skorky

Ed Sheeran doing a Goatse to his audience as an apology

Maxwell

The Great Irish Reunification Brought To You By BlackRock

Kickflipoff

Headed to the Piss and Shit store. You guys need anything?

GoodPostReilly

A Buffalo Wild, without its Wings...

Jc Whitacre

Shave the wolverine until he’s a smootherine, as god intended.

Babu Frick'd my jeans

Raise the prices btw. Too many beggars at the 5 dollar tier in these comments shops

Dragon D. Nuts

They dont want me to show them how to love the shape of you?

LeKa

JINGO jeans

LeKa

And no I don't know what that could mean either

Buff Iroh

The goblins performing their new hit single to a completely empty Gillette Stadium in a powerful nor'easter storm

Pablo

for sale; rwoadhouse, never mwoained

Linkoln

Astrogoblin DLSS 5

rahjahknows

Whatever Mr. Penis wants this week

Stephen Conway

The goblins march down the Garvaghy road

ImBatman

Tilly, the shades.

SaltyVigilante

Emperor of the skeksis, Mitch McConnell

Bumpo Tungus

The house that jelqing built

Duncan Scruggs

Master Kraft letting Astrogoblin open for Ed the Vacuous Ginger

Cowboy Baby

Number 8 will make you believe you'll never know what's gonna come through that door

Nobod_E

LeafyWasCummedOnHere

Nail Ink

AustralianGoblin

bobdole

Hero from Chad Kroeger but its about charlie kirk in a spiderman mask.

emma bee

heiffer is the new sow