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Comment ‘Shop 122 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-05 12:00:17
Imported:
2026-10

Content

Give Patrick some juicy prompts for his Eleventieth birthday.

Comments

RipleyInSpace

*lenny voice* Glove fulla gasoline

Fish Guy

And Hoopti wept, for there were no more doos to oobi.

Gator

Just a ton of bald people superimposed onto each other to make the worlds next action movie star

grunglemint tea

Astrowronglin: Charlotte with very curly perm, noticeably french Patrick, Yakub

Mooseshark

We are Charlie [Wax]!

Juuso E Salin

Album cover for your new hit single

Rothwild

Dark Clown Academia

NukeWarm

You know how they make porn SFW by editing in vegetables and clown clothes? Do that but for any Hannibal murder

stushow

Kevin James liquor store cat

PrinceRobot

All The Small Things music video, but with Martyrs characters

Dink182

James suplexing Patrick through Jacob’s gundam wall

NukeWarm

Like, imagine if the totem pole of dead bodies were just covered in Astrogoblin memes

Laurits Mikkelsen

You have the baldness of 4 men Riddick, I wonder how will you use it?

jstowe18

Bob Onankirk

Pablo

that's just another day in tyndalston

Joby Zebavich

Slavic Astrobiglin: Patricovic, Svetlotte, and Jaboka do cevapcici VS. cevapi tier list ranking

GoodPostReilly

Born Again Christian Elan Sleazebaggano

Maisie :3

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka

Cheesy

what the Riddick Trilogy would’ve looked like in the 80s

Ray

Mighty Joh Yowza

Erynsaurus

Spaghetti Whorehouse

SCOTT P

The Wiggles get molested

Terry Crews

Patrick slumped over dead in the back seat of a Honda Pilot on a hot day with a sign in the window that says "Please don't break glass, air conditioner is on, he's listening to his favorite music, he's fine."

SCOTT P

with HEAVY naturals

James Waters

im in love with the shape of poo

SCOTT P

Ezekiel 23:20

Matilda Jereza

Dale Earndhardt at the Boonta Eve Classic (32BBY)

Andi Platts

Captain Brown day on the bridge of the USS Astrogoblin, NCC-68419

J Jedi Jameson

I remember your gom jabbar, now you remember mine. I can cum with a word.

NSW3

Koz

Jugs Judy

Byconite

Battle Royale but Muppets

CapnSassafrass (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-16 02:00 Force-femming Pete Hegseth because he'd fuckin hate it since he's a gigantic piece of shit
2026-10-05 12:11

Emilio Orrico

Bilbo spilling seed on the dusty Shire

Funderfullness

Fourth star down from Destiny's Child, and straight on til morning

Mike Iommi

Calamity Jane but if people around her acknowledged how bad she must have smelled

Jangus

Turning Patrick Black or Chinese using only the liquify tool

Region_Locked

You got to ask yourself one question , do you feel lucky? Punk! Go ahead make me gay.

Wogan's Not Dead

Dragonball Z, but Charlotte is Bulma, Jacob is Gohan, and Patrick is Kevin Spacey

Barden

Tramp stamp that says "Dusty Ground"

Terence Wiggins

Obeus O. Deus's Turtla Farm And All You Can You Eat 24 Hour Swamp Buffet

Colby

Great job! Looks delicious!

Wadachip

Manky Kong is inside my house help

SteveR

Pokemon: Stoker's & Skoal

QuickstrikeTRU

The Bienial Astrogoblin Last Supper photo with all our guys

Lung Flood

shine job you crazy diamond

SteveR

woah now

Barden

Muffled Creed is audible from outside the car

rahjahknows

What's You Pastrogoblin challenger coin

Maxwell

Boba Fett’s Dagobah cousin Bubba Fett

Beau Eckert

The glorious stars of the Holy Land Walk of Fame

고블린모드

Obiwan standing in the kitchen as Padme walks in expecting Anakin. "You see how this looks, right?" -Obiwan

Fredducky

The Walker Fart Center

Bogrungis

The most expensive cards in the new and upcoming Magic the Gathering Astrogoblin set

Attempted_Mustache

Patrick's birthday dinner at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co in the Mall of America

grantcodes

I'm a Frik, I'm a Reboooo

Ben Snow

And Zendaya is Meechee

Scrumdungus

Ratts Tyrell's family accepts the offer to put a Shadowman ad on his gravestone

slashx00

Evangelion: 8.0+0.8 You Are (Not) Gay

KittenMittons

Dropping cinder blocks off the overpass with Brent and Jonny

Lerad

Something scary, like an unchaperoned woman or an Irishman voting

flakesofbran09

Official song of the guillotine, Lop Di Neck

Deafmoon Phoenix

Somebody, PLEASE, fix Ed Sheeran's horrible tattoos.

Zen Window

Thundercats: The Butthole Edit

Werner Crankshog

A fine house, but where is the Jack that built it?

Ribby

"Give it here... That thing... That rabbit..."

Ben Snow

That's okay, we like you anyway

Christian

With AI becoming SI, Elon decides he needs to become Sealon

Frank N Gunn

Only a simp deals in abs and glutes

Ben Snow

Nicole Holofcener's Haul-Off Center

Nautical Nonsense

George from Total Recall opens his shirt but instead of Kuato it's Jacob's neck thing

HisInnerSelf

Kevin Spacey as Patrick Do you see??

Fraktruck

Costas Mandalorian and Grogu

Jc Whitacre

Nice cock capital one bank guy!

Clickery21

Speaking of, we gotta pull up swordle

Zen Window

Resident Evil human tumbleweed

Werner Crankshog

Wait a fucking second shine job kinda sounds like blow job 🤯

Polliwog

The Birthday Baron Saltzige emerging from a ball pit in full regalia (party hat, birthday princess sash, covered in weird goo)

ellie

pitchfork.com review for Cry Ed Cry

jjolly

Rugrats sacrifice Dil to Moloch

Free Will

When generative AI starts bleeding into reality live on cspan

bgibblesfan42069

Assturdgobblin, with your hosts Jenkum Scatt Fulldiaperton, Shartlotte Sprayvery MuckGrath, and CowPatrick Brown

tore

Religions tier list, but instead of S,A,B,C,D,F it's L,G,B,T,Q,+

Ribby

Slave Knight Paw Paw

Mr penis

Pissing so hard I’m blasting the paint off the wall

Mr penis

Not a prompt, just something I’ve been doing lately

Braxton Glass

When Billy Joe says "drank the kukalicka", I am pretty sure he's saying "drank the cooking liquor". so whatever you do, have them drinking straight from a bottle of marsala.

Mr penis

I perish the thought

Walter

Samsung Galaxy Fent Fold

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Life as a steam train conductor when all you have is a scooter, a vape, the open rails, and a dream.

Bumpo Tungus

The most inescapable kink equipment, butcher bay cock cage

Mr penis

I’ve seen one before

Tonkatsu

Filipino Boys band poster

Winther

Campy 1960s villain Patrick

StampedArc

John Travolta cruising in the bathroom at Mos Eisley Cantina

SaltyVigilante

Big pussy and Paulie walnuts undergo Trial by Tone

Wobs

Karate Billionaires themed birthday party

Tank3875

Best one I've seen in months.

Tank3875

I don't believe Irishmen are real

Millie

some kind of green rodent

defaced5960

Pitch Black wars: the gunrack strikes back

Rigatoni

Now that we are used to "Chicago Pope", please show us what "L.A. Pope" looks like

Tank3875

Thank you for sharing

John

Skyler Gisondo in a Rooster Teeth shirt giving Patrick some home-baked cookies (from Costco) before uh oh! Taking a seat over there

John

Yes it’s the guy from Primetime. And weirdly Superman too

Tank3875

A poster for an Astrogoblin movie. Jon Bernthal is Jacob, Zendaya is Charlotte, and Patrick is Kevin Spacey

Seggy

Let's triple down on that perm idea. I'm gonna need all 3 goblins with perms.

Rocksteady

Outfit of the day: Viewing a Royal Bedding Ceremony

Madeline Alright

Or Ernest Goes to Spain to Fight in Guerrilla Warfare

Seggy

Time Life Presents: Ultimate Butt Rock

JakeFromEast

Grond on the scene at January 6th

Colinfixates

Give King Louie his wish, make an orangutan into a man!

Drew Wagner

The Star Wars Episode 1: Racer Astrogoblin Pod Racers DLC

BoromirDies

Patrick trying to Skeleton Key Charlotte but having buyers remorse afterwards

Cheesy

Come on, man :/

Cheesy

come on, man :/

Bigworthless

New astrogoblin machinima in the new halo: Yellow vs. Green

Haunta

Clifford's Big Red Hog

Wally's Worst

The clang clang heard round the world

Rolling614

Paranormal En-titties

Sip

Classic Finnish proverb: Fear not the Patrick who's pressed 10,000 buttons one time, fear the Patrick who's pressed one button 10,000 times

liam

Reacher Blood C’ing two partially Pinoy pals.

Sam

Just what I taught, this is not my beautiful roadhouse, this is not my beautiful roadwife

CapnSassafrass

empty scalp rack....fuckin insulting

Barden

Big ol' tub of it

Mr penis

I can’t abide a green rodent

dangxious

The Best Little Spaghetti Whorehouse in Texas

Dil-the-Spider

Forest Whitaker: Did you come here to force femme me?

Kurds Dake

"Fuck Mando....I think I'm gonna throw up....BAARRRFFF"

Dil-the-Spider

Astrogoblin follows Cry Ed Cry with a 47 minute track

Stephen Conway

Stick a tattoo on their ass like they're a My Little Pony

Millie

then the future will leave you behind dale

Chaz Surfboard

And they'll be sowing feed in the lower rabbit pens, and eating the first of the swamp 'coons with just water, no cream. Do you remember the taste of Fourty Weight, Master Frodo?

Connor Dilk

Neimoidians Newt Gingrich and Chris Dodd

SCOTT P

They were asking for it dressed like that

westr

Frank Herbert’s Dude Messiah

westr

Pts. 1-5 or 6-9?

Not_Quite

Bill Joe Baggins

Walter

That dark character academia

JoshyG

Three things mistakes you could make when spilling seed. 1. Not checking for dusty ground. 2. Coveting your neighbors wife But the worst mistake you could make.. empty nut sack

SCOTT P

Kidney stones wont stand a chance

Kevin Calamity

We will probably never know what patricks son looks like. Create the boy from scratch.

nikotopias

Jason Lee ”-man” Acuña

jesse gax

Do you remember the taste of cum, mr frodo?

Avery

These two white quarksuckers!

Philip nick

Reacherfy someone (make em huge)

Fluff McScruff

cars universe's voyage of christopher columbus

Ryogathelost

You've done it again. Here you are after a three day bender, hood wrapped around a tree. The car is slowly filling with smoke. So this is how it ends, smoked like the rum-soaked hog you are, here on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. You begin to lose hope. Images of Jonathan Frakes flash through your mind - just Jonathan Frakes - you don't know why. But before you can begin to wonder, a figure emerges from the swirling mists - he come out the swamp because he smelled your gravy - it's Scorpius from Farscape.

Haste

Complex Jack

Yagsti

Celine Dion Medon

Chip Clip

The night Fozzie Bear went to the Laugh Factory and his life changed forever

Kevin (Zippy)

Yeah, Reach around and make them real big

Daniel Felesina

Haley’s Comet. Caught without her wave

Russell Richardson

She was looking for someone named “Obi wan Genocide”. I wonder if she means old BEN Netanyahu.

Dr. Balls

1-800-CIGS-4KIDS

Jobiwan

George Hard-R Martin

Yagsti

This clone is juicy and delicious

SteveR

Counting, or not counting my cans?

Doctor Worm

Anakin, his swamp fed out

Mark Kirwan

Cyclops Tolliver (X-Men or The Odyssey, dealers choice)

Jeremy Allen Fart

Charlotte and some daft birds host the squawking dead

Jeremy Allen Fart

I don't like you Werner but I damn it I respect you

Deusaroni

Something to make the palliative care visits more bearable

AriaOfSorrow

ambassadors. debuts new AI movie star composited from the white house Hollywood ambasadors.

NRay7882

CRY HAVOC! And let slip the tongues of war

NRay7882

He has the strength of four average slaves

Werner Crankshog

That's all I can ask for Mr Fart. I thought you were pretty bad as that slug in the baby grinch movie.

blake_the_butcher

Patrick grilling up some brats (the other goblins) for some hot 80’s style bikini babes.

Bazzgooz

Mark wahlberg on that plane

Zhukov

Hearst sees the colour in Jacob's gundam wall

ActionSnail

Patrick, October Child, fully embracing his place in a world without calendars

Lerad

Dude where's my messiah

Lerad

I love jackie chan

Lerad

PLEASE

Ezrah

A Brown King attended to by his Big Birds

Terry Crews

But what will he do with it?

Terry Crews

That's a good proof of concept, but I need more.

Lerad

Spain is absolutely lousy with them

Lerad

They're not real, they're only made of moonlight

Sten

I’ll have a cum and coke

Lerad

I might just have to make those unfortunately

Jordan Moses

Dan Simmons' Criss Angels and Diablo Cody's

Lerad

Woah did he do something problematic???

Callie

The Long Walk Up a Hill and then The Longer Walk Back Down a Mountain

ophir

Turn Jacob into liquify tool using only Patrick

trivialpaperweight

These five words in my head scream clang clang.. oh i see

Babu Frick'd my jeans

Jacob as Filipino and Patrick as Kevin Stitt (governor of Oklahoma. Also a fake native)

Buff Iroh

Use the liquify tool to recreate the album cover of Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti using Patrick and Dog Jacob

Luc Bisson

feeding out that pussy before i eat it

Buff Iroh

Gothmog sitting on Nancy Pelosi's desk

SCOTT P

Sorry I went to Cornell

Jon Sapp

Hannibal Lecter, but instead of eating people he just vapes cum.

ADHDRaidsAgain

White House Press Secretary Calamity Jane

August

Uncle grease, a grease for uncles by uncles

Derek

I'm honored to have you portray me

Skorky

A selfie with the deceased at an open casket funeral using a face swap filter

HellKite

A glass case which reads on the front "break in case of too much success" and inside is jared leto.

Johnald90

Nicole Pilafcenter (she is rice)

Patrick

patrick as pinhead, jacob as chatterer, charlotte as female cenobite

Derek

Bill Hickok being shot in the back by Jacob after cheating him in a game of chance cubes

William Ambervein

Body surfing that dark character Dick Butt Riddick

Colleen Rock

gay loser pete hegseth as grand admiral thrawn informing the empire on how there are gonna be no more twi’leks, no more zabraks, no more theelin, etc

TheWakaEmu117

Putting the goblins in air brushed abs for sea worlds dark romance Halloween set

boshudio

Lasagna legs

Zen Window

Name's Charlotte, but my friends call me Shart.

Zen Window

Turning Patrick liquid using only the... huh. I see what you mean.

Nobod_E

Lead singer of Creed after top surgery: Well I just got These boobs today

el rio medina

Patrick trying not to pop during the dust bowl

Astrogoblin these nuts yum yum yum

transgender lesbianism. the Final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship Astrogoblin. it's continuing mission, to explore strange neo pronouns, to seek out new ethical sluts for the polycule, to boldly top where no one has topped before.

Dragon D. Nuts

His name is Ed! I cannot wait to open for the man!

Braxton Glass

It got a solid chuckle out of me, at least. So even your blanks are potent enough to impregnate.

bgibblesfan42069

No wait let's hear this one out *edit: it got deleted but it was something about the gobs having gay sex

bgibblesfan42069

Tiny Jacob on leash with moustache and propeller hat and overalls

NRay7882

But who's going to be Kevin Spacey?

Women B Shoppin

I've been having accidents at work. I know how you feel

bobdole

John Du Pont vs Chris Benoit

Kurt Christman

Album cover for the new hit single "Sad Little White Boy".

CeeBass

Reacher and Tulsa King beastiality sting team-up.