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Comment 'Shop 123 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-12 12:00:18
Imported:
2026-10

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GoodPostReilly

The power of ONE! nothing wrong with me The power of TWO nothing wrong with me The power of manyyyyyy

grunglemint tea

bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum bum biddy biddy biddy blas

dangxious

Forced-forgetting 9/11

stushow

The Taco Bell dog becomes canonized as a saint

Maxwell

You made three mistakes outside Ebbing, Missouri

Siôn Williamson

The Valley of the Biggest Oysters I’ve Ever Seen

Joe Bingley

Jacob's sliding doors moment (pepsi)

Pablo

"i am a fan, and I have bidden to fuck thee"

SCOTT P

Zuckerberg butt scooting

Gator

Brokeback Mount Yoda, starring Jar Jar Binks and Ki-Adi-Mundi

Claire Myers

Turkish throat lengthening surgery

Dil-the-Spider

TOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooad I'm jerkiiiiiin

Nikeandmickey

Do you know what happens to a toad’s mouth when it gets struck by a chimp’s cock?

Jenna Marsh

A French Mandalorian ordering a delicious plate of Beskargot for him and his little freak son.

bgibblesfan42069

(in Stallone voice) "Guys, guys, I suck Cocky"

Baron Sogz

I heard Rahul completely improvised his character's subplot in Carrie

Marcus Sanchez

Marcus Pheonix and Dom from the new gears game both pole-dancing while the Star Wars pod racers throw 1s at them

Joey Lew

Let’s keep this one PG-13 please. I want to watch it with my adult sons

westr

Jeremy spoke Huttese in class today

Dink182

Trapping Patrick’s soul in the pit droid that gets sucked into that pod racer

DebrafromHR

Something with Lasers and Hasan Piker

Mark Kirwan

The poster for Tulsa King season 5 (which will be set in Noo Yawk)

TimeToDoot

Vir force-femming Morden

Brooke

J. R. R. Bulkin'

Bigworthless

Patrick tier lists the Midwest. Selfishly curious of Patrick's Iowa experience.

Reece

Ed Sheeran and Pink fuse into the Wailing Wall

Buggeiestguy

Me and sebulba we stood right here, sebulba and i.

jstowe18

Sean Pauly Shore

Jc Whitacre

George RR Martin procasturbating on his money pile until he’s gaunt, dehydrated and hot.

Matthew Mopeen

I dunno Ben Quadinaros in a gimp suit. Uba like doms do

Andi Platts

That dick character Poldark

Nat

In the middle of the Earth, in the land of Shire Lives a gay little hobbit whom we all admire With his long wooden pipe, bush fulla pubes He lives in a hobbit-hole, and everybody knows him Bilbo (Bilbo!) Bilbo Faggins He's only three inches long Bilbo (Bilbo!) Bilbo Faggins The gayest little hobbit of 'em all

Guinevere H

That new star trek card game expansion is coming out soon, why not make your own stupid card that should be there

Wadachip

When terrorist attacked the small Amish town they couldn’t have anticipated that Jason Statham is the Butter Churner™️

AtomicCola

What's in Marcus Fenix's chain wallet?

YunoGSI

Jack Richer (he has more money)

Dustin Willis

The Four Flops of the Apocalypse

liam

Oh god another dog has hit Patrick’s crawl space

Jimbo Sinbad

To the tune of Hemorrhage: "keep him creaming in my ass, in my ass again"

Nobod_E

Flag for the REAL LGBTQ: Legends of Chima Galidor Bionicle Technic Quatro

Tank3875

A stupid fucking elf or some shit.

Beach Barn

🎶 She’s got Random Victim eyes 🎶

Tank3875

Means he has worms :/

DrHankVenture

(To the tune of the ‘I just saw Halley’s Comet, she waved’) I just met the young Skywalker, oh hey

Emilio Orrico

I have a fever, and the only prescription is man's red flower

Werner Crankshog

The damage I'm gonna do to Canton, Minnesota once I get this vasectomy reversed.

Terence Wiggins

Tony Sopranos RENT adaptation "Nobody's got AIDS!"

Cormac Lynch

War for the planet of the gape

TheWakaEmu117

Biddy Blas biddy blasts Dale Earnhardt causing him to crash and explode

Lung Flood

That dark Anzellan AcePhoto249

Joe Pastier

Francis getting hosed down like John Rambo

Bogrungis

Biddy Blas announces his retirement from racing and goes into Galactic politics with his running mates Frik'd Astrogoblin

Laurits Mikkelsen

Patrick without the Groucho Marx nose and stache

Derek

The precogs from Minority Report, but it's the Astrogoblin crew just seeing the next celebrity that will tank their career.

Barden

Ben Quadinaros with the proportions of a normal guy

Mitch Patmagrian

Sebulba gets really into Lookmaxxxing and moves to Miami.

Zen Window

Trailer park Jedi Master Siphon-Diesel

Alfy Red

Grond Casino

SCOTT P

What about side by side with a friend?

bolinani8

Astro goblin bowling animation for a gutter ball

Barden

Please no mentions of spilling s**d on the d***y g****d

NukeWarm

"My Summer Jar"- Jar-Jar Binks offers bikini-clad car washes

Maisie :3

can you just make a creature, like just a freaky little guy who is a monster and gross or kind of scary bc its halloween season

Mooseshark

Ryan Hailey from Mercy vs Ryan Hailey from Michael, death battle. Bonus call him and ask who he thinks would win.

CapnSassafrass

Biddy Blas' full name, Biddy Finger Blas

Millie

nobata country for old ben

Lerad

The official stream of the Crucifixion

Mackenzie DeMello

King louie wants mowgli to teach him how to use a frog as man does

Mr penis

My awsome uncle Robert who owns a samurai sword and lets me do knife hits in his garage can you make a photoshop of him not in prison?

Millie

quadinaros

Lerad

Titanium, my favorite color

Polliwog

The soggy bottom boys trapped in the cube (of Cube fame)

Ribby

2 Chuba 2 Uba Guys Do

Hauntlink

Patrick’s perfect music concert. With whatever band’s and decors/venue he chooses

Mr penis

He did some really bad stuff

Scott Dixon

Riddick but it's Stallone the whole time.

nikotopias

”Babu wants to Frik”

Kurds Dake

Breaking news. NATO has positively identified multiple PCM (Patrick-to-Charlotte missile) launching sites as far North as Santa Clarita. The installers and operators of these sites are, as of this time, unknown.

Tad Chilly

Astrogoblin but Cenobites

Scrumdungus

Ortolan Song and Dance Man

Telric

Jack Reachers OnlyFans page

Jay Deines

Huttese hooked on phonics

Tad Chilly

Alkyd/Solvent-Based Patrick

Mr penis

Halloween is an Anti-Catholic holiday and I will not be participating in it

The Shareholders

Patrick goes through the taffy-pulling machine one too many times.

BawbGood

AstroMoblin, the cooler, more Italian AstroGoblin

Galactic Factotum

Luthen giving his sacrifice speech at the annual September 11 Memorial & Museum Reading of the Names ceremony

sgt fog

Jacob as a Roman Centurion Chatlotte as a Romani traveller Patrick as Roman Polanski

Leila BoUr

the scene from ai (2001) where the kid gets all fucked up with spinach but he's robin williams bicentennial man

blake_the_butcher

Jacob as “The Filipino Hammer” in a Black Dynamite type movie

SteveR

I just wanna hakuna ma tata guys do.

Jamnsteff

A fed-out Biddy Blas, roasting in a luau pit

Not_Quite

Bib Fortuna balloon animal

Koz

Salacious Crom

Connor Dilk

The new Sam Mendes four part biopic about the Red Hot Chili Peppers

HeyJoshRob

That darth character Corn Pop

Yagsti

Bwaahaa the beskar steel, celebrated for its excellence. But did you know there's a Mon Calamari steel by sad eyed fish men that celebrates that same Mandalorian excellence?

Barden

I feel like this one's been done before, but idk, tank's empty this morning

Byconite

Don't forget to Shade your drawing!

Brad Stan

Now THIS is PAWG-racing

Deusaroni

Biddy Blas going the way of Dale Earnhardt Sr. (Including the fact his third wife won't let his children see the grave)

Yagsti

Sending 2 Jedi after me? Fucking insulting.

SteveR

How about Dobbit from Harry Potter

Johnald90

Mawhonic winning the Boonta Eve Classic in his dreams

Dr. Deagle

All New Rotta the Hut Mcdonalds Meal

HisInnerSelf

"The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in Patrick not being Kevin Spacey, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature."

Region_Locked

Abraham Lincoln's assassination at the Muppet Theatre: "Sic semper tyrannis!" "Yeah, listening to you would make anyone sick." BANG! "Hey, a little of that over here! Fozzie's about to do another set!"

Incogsteevo

George W. Bush themed escape room

Felix Forrester

Scarlet Thot son or Frenzied Gamer daughter

Lerad

Certified Mr penis banger

Winther

Confederacy of Independent Cis-men

Rocking_Chariot

🎶Ooh, Uba doo I wanna Chuba like you🎶

James Waters

I became illiterate so I need to post photos from now on

Yagsti

The Skeleton, the Witch, and the Werewolf

Colby

Get up, come on, get down with the sickness (flu)

Rocksteady

Sylvester Stallone sitting down for an Astrogoblin video and realizing they're laughing at him and not with him.

Walter

Stop for a rest here and take some deep, calming breaths

Wobs

The Aggro Crab

BoromirDies

Insert Chad Kroeger into Red Dragon. "Look at this photograph. Do you see? Everytime I do it makes me laugh"

Beau Eckert

Among humans, for grip, Jack Reacher's snatch has no peer. In all of nature, the python is its only rival. What will he do with all that strength?

Cheesy

“Padmé? Wow I didn’t recognize you” “Ani! How are you, you’re walking again?” “Oh yeah i just got durasteel legs *bum bum*. Empire takes care of its own. Looks like you’re… pregnant?”

Cheesy

look, buddy, i’m tired. i’ll try better next week.

jjolly

Pawg racer fats thighrell

Cheesy

get well soon!

Cheesy

A fine Chuba! but where are the Uba guys?

Russell Richardson

Jacob as Danny Zuko, of the leather fetish fire nation.

Ryogathelost

Bib Fortuna's first date with Scorpius from Farscape. Aren't they cute together?!

Mr Bean's Dad

More like the bitch-king of being a shitty stepdad

Philip nick

a tattoo on reachers neck

ActionSnail

It’s okay to leave Jacob in a hot car

tore

Big Nipples Bonpensero

Colinfixates

Scariest thing I could think of.

Doctor Worm

Things would have gone differently on that plane if Biddy Blas was there lets just say that

Tonkatsu

That uncut character Riddick

Scrapple Roan

Mountains? Rocky? My home, I miss

Haunta

James and his Giant Peach (No one is gooning this)

Drew Wagner

What Patrick was really up to on November 22nd, 1963

Women B Shoppin

Hannibal is now a trans-investigative crime show. Hannibal is played by Charlotte, Jacob is Will Graham, and Patrick as Kevin Spacey

Joseph Ruane

jacob's cat, now human-sized, has joined the astrogoblin crew. it's sort of a yoko ono situation though.

Sea Hag

Gondor, why you callin' for aid, so late?🎶

Free Will

New from Cinnabon- Cenobites! Now with twice the things to show you!

Free Will

See also Ceno2Hurtle

Free Will

I didn't know they sent off saints that way

Free Will

Stupid fucking an elf in some shit

melifiknow

The Great British Baking Show's controversial Klingon week

SaltyVigilante

they're chubaing. Tenth level. Thousands of uba guys.

HellKite

The astrogoblin signature scent line: Grace by Charlotte, Memory by Jacob, Kevin Spacey by Patrick.

Terry Crews

All the dude ever wanted was to chooba like ooba guys do

SaltyVigilante

oh this? *Looking at Lambda-class Imperial Shuttle* A nice toy for the weekends

Brady Ogden

That one scene in Star Wars

Disc0_Hipp0

Willy Wonga and the Chocolate Tee Tocky

Fluff McScruff

dale earnhardt's tragic pod racing accident

Patrick

A real Yoda caught on tape in Hoboken

Daniel Felesina

Photoshop Mr. Penis as Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Penix

KittenMittons

Agent 47 your target is Abraham Lincoln. Happy Thanksgiving from Canada!

Stephen Conway

Getting force-Ferengi'd on a Saturday night

Brady Ogden

And does he know you're burning faramir? Will it start a fight?

J Jedi Jameson

Four foot forehead... fucking insulting.

NukeWarm

Instead of putting on a suit he just greases himself up with butter from head to toe

NukeWarm

"we sliced this detective between 6 sets of glass and still we cannot confirm their pronouns"

Kevin (Zippy)

Barbra Streisand opens a weed shop

Abil Abraham

Casting Astrogoblin into Lord of the Rings with Muppets as the remaining cast

Bazzgooz

Goatse, his asshole wide

Women B Shoppin

*Verger voice* "there were two men who transitioned, and they were eating each other's peenisssss."

Abil Abraham

John Fetterman the Democrat shaped boy

MooseyMeats

Knock knock Capitol Jan 6th Guy

Abysmal Worm

“Take It Off Us” by Gollum WK

mar

my uncle todd smoking two cigarettes at once

[REDACTED]

Make it feel like the sound a 'groan tube' makes.

[REDACTED]

I can certainly tell you where the white grinch was.

aloneRU2

Jedi Master (Kathy) Bates

Abil Abraham

Real Housewives of Pyongyang

el rio medina

Other Mommy but as a lesbian rom com

Natecharodon

Rotta and Zorba meeting for the first time at Jabba's annual wake. Hutts are catholic right?

Nat Schwarz

Putting truck nuts on a horse

[REDACTED]

Why am I reading this with the most menacing New York accent?

Werner Crankshog

This stuff stops uba guys from chuba. Like, stops them.

Women B Shoppin

I get it. I had an Uncle Manuel that would put me into the ceiling fan.

Sandhya

"I thought you said you ate box"

Hankenstein

Down With the Sickness (Multiple Sclerosis)

Wally's Worst

Biddy Blas got real fucked up and needs Gasgano to blow into the breathalyzer to start his speeder

StampedArc

Johnny Rodriguez Memorial Highway

Cheesy

😧

Cheesy

what’s a knife hit? is it like a bong hit?

Cheesy

“jeeeeeeeeez.” “what” “you’ve melted the Butter Churner” “ooh”

Cheesy

you made three mistakes. 1) didn’t give him money 2) spat on him 3) empty gun rack

Cheesy

Astrogoblin but stygobites. (it’s a science thing)

Fish Guy

My name is Daddy, Popper of Cherries: look upon my Bosstones, ye Mighty Mighty, and despair!

50percentJoe

Throatin' Dogs with Sudo & Chestnut

Babu Frick'd my jeans

I want to clarify that last weeks comment of OddHussy was referring to a derogatory term against women, hussy, and not pussy. I would never promote odd pussy in my comments.

Jordan Moses

Astrogoblin's version of Calvin pissing on something truck decal

redking

Johnny: "You know what that reminds me of? Swing swing." Sam: "Swing swing?" Johnny: "A huge swinging cock." Sam: "I see."

Jon Sapp

Biddy Blas brought a Kia Sorento to the pod race and he's--oh damn--he's actually schmoovin.'

Jon Sapp

Silverhand, or Appleseed?

NRay7882

Generative AI Swearengen

Dany Zambrano

Salzige Cayde-Heringe at Boogerbottom Cemetary paying his respects to fallen Astrogoblin callbacks: 1 - A blind beef salesman 2 - Your uncle Harlow 3 - Empty gun rack

Kurds Dake

Astrogoblin, but stalactites

Hypnoctopi

Londo and Vir playing Double Dutch with their tentacles

Tank3875

Where the guy goes "ahh"? Love that part

Mike Rapin

*exhales smoke* "Hear me out... Darth Penis"

Haste

Tentacle Vape

Zhukov

DUCU style promo photo of Mr. Magorium, Dr. Parnassus, Jack (of the house), and the Englishman (of the hill).

Buff Iroh

Sly at the Absolute Chad table read: "James, James... I play Chad"

Birby177

I Play Salzige movie poster

boshudio

Dirtbag fight club

Yo Mama

Chinese Patrick Chinese Charlotte Jacob

Skrunt

James and Patrick swap bodies

Disc0_Hipp0

It's a waste of good icing!

Dr. Bombastic

Biddy Blas's Long Halftime Walk OR Billy Blas - scriby coon

Dr. Bombastic

ⁱᶠ ⁱᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ⁿᵉⁿᵒˡᵉᵉʸᵃ ᵈᵒᵉ ᵈᵘⁿᵉ ˢᵉᵃ, ᵐᵉᵉ ⁿᵃᵍᵃ ᵉᵐ

NickIsRadford

Liberty Mutual mascots battle royale. Dumb guy vs the Emu and his friend vs the alive tennis ball

Matilda Jereza

My son Mike Flanagan before his first day of school

Braxton Glass

My only request is that it puts some damn hair on my chest.

Kickflipoff

Sy(entology) Snoodles Speedrun

Lerad

It's okay to not be okay corral

Lerad

Took me a second

Lerad

Opa du bonjour

Lerad

Astrogoblin but coprolites

Luquacious

King Louie: Uba chuu! I wanna chuuba guys do!

MySynonymIsAnAnagram

Rogue Psyker Charlotte (a gay weetch) is suffering Perils of the Warp while Inquisitor Patrick and his trusty acolyte Jacob try and contain her as her powers Photoshop Reality around them

DeadBadger

Big angry monkey man shakes his stick at the sky to curse god

Joby Zebavich

Only just opened Patreon to see that I’m… TOO LATE! for the prompt to matter, Patrick has earned a licorice break

ShaeC

A yassified Mr. Dick Riddick (long hair) astride Thorondor. In the style of 80s metal album art.

Sea Hag

🎵Sometimes I wish Boromir had lived. Well I know you wish that too; I guess you never really moved on🎶

Sundaybest

The man from weird divorced uncle

Grant M.

“OOH, Gandalfini the Grey rides to Wisengard seeking my counsel!”

c0py3at

Dom-bulba

Keihin Herault

Why do all the clones have an accent? Is Jango's accent genetic?