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Comment ‘Shop 124 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-20 19:10:03
Imported:
2026-10

Content

This week’s episode will be going up on Thursday.

Prompts are still required to be sufficiently oiled.

Comments

Frank N Gunn

Whatever Charlotte did to that dog that pissed off her landlord

RipleyInSpace

Here's looking at you, Captain Kidd

stushow

Replace the presidents on Mt. Rushmore with Glup Shittos

Gwendolyn Valerie

A miserable office worker who was not prepared to give a comment shop prompt

Drew Wagner

Orson Welles selling out for Astrogoblin’s Patreon

Daniel Felesina

A fine horses, but where are the chariot?

Joe Bingley

You have the chuba of three ubas, how will you use it

slashx00

Getting one of those ejaculating dildos so i can fill myself with the Holy Spirit

Lerad

A clutch of clown eggs beginning to hatch

JivetheSuperTurkey

The face of a time traveling Mark Walberg when he realizes it's NOT going down any differently with him on the plane.

Jamnsteff

Astrogoblin in Se7en with Charlotte as Brad Pitt, Jacob as Morgan Freeman, and Patrick in a surprise role at the top of the third act.

Tonkatsu

Alien abduction

Rothwild

The furtive piggy, so easily squished with a rock

J Jedi Jameson

DJ Khaled finally tries eating pussy.

BoromirDies

Bi-Bi Man. Don't straight it don't gay it.

GoodPostReilly

Get your paws inside me you DAMN DIRTY APE

liam

Geld a bull to make Patrick smile

Mooseshark

Astrogoblin's Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Beach Barn

To Aldar Beedo I Loved Before

TheWakaEmu117

The Great Ape Gape: A frogs revenge

SCOTT P

Man getting hit by football

Leebos

Gaybraham, don't go to Ford's Theater!

Wally's Worst

Paw Pawl McCartney and Bill Joe Lennon feed out a swamp Ringo

Cormac Lynch

Having a chat at the office slop trough

HellKite

Pete hegseth tries to open the straight of hormuz using the USS Hunley.

Mr Bean's Dad

When the moon hits your eye like a zoochberry pie, that's oh hey

jstowe18

Twink death and rebirth 3 days later

Morgan

A manageable amount of normal, everyday goo.

Lerad

Warm pussy, cold clit, very nice

Callie

Bing Bong from Inside Out meets Riley's new imaginary friend: Clang Clang

Mothman

Biden Blas winning the Galactic Senate race.

Mark Kirwan

You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan Designed and directed by his white right hand

Kickflipoff

My therapists mom with a big rack. Tryna get the upper hand in our sessions

Blake Spears

Jizzapalooza (Star Wars Jazz Concert)

Beau Eckert

Shinedown voice: I just saw Billy Jo-oe, he aaaaate, something that came out of that swamp

Bogrungis

Scrib Dune: Part 3

Haste

Bournography

Peter

Gender Siskos

Donovan

Jalapeno for a penis (challa-pen-yiss)

Haste

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Porn

Beach Barn

I know you just did a pod racer prompt last week, but ya know whatever

Lerad

Ahh the furtive office worker

Joby Zebavich

Let’s get your breaks out of the way: -Jacob you get a ten minute Gundam break -Charlotte create whatever your artistic sensibilities feel like today -Patrick gets ten minutes unrestricted and unsupervised soundboard time

Sean Banne

Galen Erso ball torturing Darius Pax

Carter Tucker

Patrick and Jacob doing swamp wrestling. Open to interpretation

Leila BoUr

introducing my ben folds cover band, fent folds five

Alexander

Flying Tesla CTE class action lawsuit

Dr. Balls

Fear & Loathing in Los Banos

Mightiermarvel

A guy just trying to do his job at the office but he keeps being pestered

AtomicCola

Mortal Engine City of Tampa

Buff Iroh

Whatever it is, make it a sight to behold with my random victim eyes

bald idiot

Scat fetish cenobites: Poophead, SHATterer, BUTTerball, and the female one

Ribby

Mars Guo's sudden and brief "RAAAAOOUUUWW"

Rebelcow

Yhwach, Me, and Dupree

NSW3

Post Astrogoblin resume

Region_Locked

A room made just for sad clown suicide.

Walter

U know choy da reminds je of? Clang clang. Clang clang? Porko balls swinging weeteebah. Oh mee stuka.

flakesofbran09

The Goblins find Jesus (huffing jenkem upstairs)

LordZorro

Just put an Amygdala hanging from something

Cosmic Dread

Peppa "Spray" Pig, the thin pink line between freedom and anarchy.

Peter

As John C. McGinley's recurring SWAT character?

Jc Whitacre

Break down Jacob into his gunpla runners, complete with whatever accessories, weapons and/or interchangeable genitalia you want.

Adriano Bacuita

The last alliance of Reindeer and Elves vs The Dark Lord Santa

Terry Crews

And Jesus packed a bowl, turned to his disciples and said "take this, all of you, and toke from it. This is my bush." *Ring bell*

madrobot

Kash Patel doing an ad for a human/dog tinder app

Skorky

Billy Joe feeding out the sexy Kiwibank sheep

triceruhtops

Jacob, the time I saw him at a chicken establishment in LA and was going to say hello before I noticed he looked hazardously high and I walked away.

JakeTheSnakeYuh

If only you could SLOB my knob Lick my butt It tastes so sweeet Cumming from the LIPS of an angel

Sip

Cirroc Lobster

Wakman145

The Scrib’s Huttese spelling bee

Sam

No Loads Refused Cum Dumpster Event at the Mos Eisley Cantina

[REDACTED]

John Brown and the raid on the Staten Island Ferry

Aksel Lessum

get steven seagal from lawman in there, or sniper special ops

Toronto Gosh

Your average, run of the mill goo puddle

Maxwell

Turn Patrick into the newest King, Colorado Springs King

Cheesy

A gathering of all 100,000 Astrogoblin subscribers at the SoFi Stadium.

Brooke

make it an HD DVD cover, the superior media format

Millie

just saw digger so can you make a really fucked up cat

Mr penis

That’s fucked up

Chip Clip

MoistureFarmersOnly.com

zombies8keagan

Three Titan Holdings Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Cheesy

William SHATterer

SteveR

Why don't you all come up with a prompt for once? Lazy bastards.

Cheesy

Free water ice?

SaltyVigilante

Ah! Mel Gibson's sober heir! It takes more than a beaver puppet to make a box office flop

Chicofriend

Titan Holdings’ huge naturals

Derek

Officer, I know I need at least six shots of hennesy before I start swerving my pod racer. I'm fine to drive

Cheesy

😧

Barden

Three model train billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri

Seth Heder

A second astrogoblin billboard. This time it’s for real.

Alex Hansgen

I burn all that for a piece of cooze that I know I’ll never see

Galactic Factotum

I can’t do it. I’m sorry for your ghost response

Seth Heder

(I just checked how much that would cost oh my god that’s so many swords)

Wobs

Grown men come to blows over the lore significance of Young Jedi Adventures

BallpointKen

A new Star Wars race that is weirdly Mongolian

Rocking_Chariot

The crucifixion of Jacob, Stabbed in the side by Patrick with Andúril. … oh, and I guess Charlotte can be one of the other crucified. If you think she’s earned it.

melifiknow

Kids, we don't need to subscribe, we have Astrogoblin at home.

Patrick

white kit fisto

AcousticSamurai

The Vanity Fair exposé of Astrogoblin's debut album: "Chuba like uba guys", featuring the breakout single Cry Ed Cry.

Vio

atrogoblin get a new press secretary

Glup Shiddo

Franklin and Friends smothered down in that thick brown gravy.

Ethan Montez

I Love Cooking With ClayFace.

Nautical Nonsense

Amelia Bedelia accidentally shatters the elden ring

Nikeandmickey

Can you photoshop the Mets winning The World Series so my Dad won’t hit me anymore?

Mr penis

Include a Bald Uaraki monkey please 🙏

NukeWarm

The movie poster for Ben Shapiros next movie in the Run Hide Fight extended universe: The Left Wants To Milk Your Prostate

Dil-the-Spider

To a little boy in America, Wonder Woman is a man.

Mr penis

Or like Biden with a huge bbl and a lot of lip filler

grunglemint tea

The astrogoblin trick or treat porch, with cigarette bowl (only one per kid)

Fish Guy

Ratts Tyerell getting Hellraiser-ed

Alex Hansgen

Not sure if this was posted before. Just got back.

Scrapple Roan

Where is Jelly Roll? Is he safe? Is he okay?

Luca Villanti

Alan Ritchson and Tom Cruises Reachers swapping proportions

sgt fog

The girl with the bad dragon tattoo

Leila BoUr

finally some representation

Fluff McScruff

Halloween nativity scene with count chocula, frankenberry, and the boo-berry ghost as the 3 wise men

boshudio

Ben soros and his judas

Kurds Dake (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-22 17:00 'You're Hercules, aren't you?" "What makes you think that?" "I saw your laser dis-coos. Only Greek Gods carry that kind of weapon." "Perhaps I killed Hercules and took it from him?" "I don't think so, no one can kill Hercules." "I wish that were so." "I had a dream I was Hercules, I came back here and flexed so hard, all the slaves were freed."
2026-10-20 19:43 "You're Hercules, aren't you?" "What makes you think that?" "I saw your laser dis-coos. Only Greek Gods carry that kind of weapon." "Perhaps I 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 Hercules and took it from him." "I don't think so, no one can kill Hercules." "I wish that were so." "I had a dream I was Hercules. I came back here and flexed so hard, all the slaves were freed."

"You're Hercules, aren't you?" "What makes you think that?" "I saw your laser dis-coos. Only Greek Gods carry that kind of weapon." "Perhaps I 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 Hercules and took it from him." "I don't think so, no one can kill Hercules." "I wish that were so." "I had a dream I was Hercules. I came back here and flexed so hard, all the slaves were freed."

John

Jacob vs. JacobFights dot com guy, Highlander style

Byconite

The Goblin King (Jacob) has taken Patrick's kid, now he must traverse The Labyrinth! Charlotte can be The Junk Lady I guess.

Stephen Conway

Man who blew his life savings on Yugioh cards reacts to the new ban list.

Kurds Dake

Are you an Angel Doll?

Kurds Dake

"This mess is getting pretty bad!"

NRay7882

All Quiet on the Geonosian Front

bgibblesfan42069

Tell ya what jack they did if they ain't they don't make DSLs like these for just talkin jack

bald idiot

Patrick is more of a Hoggle type tbh

boshudio

A wizard with simply too much jizz

Bigworthless

Daniel Day Lewis is Patrick Brown in Astrogoblin: The Movie

NRay7882

Hell yeah, hated that cattle car

Nat

Just a penis, a big veiny penis

Naughtius Maximus

Bilbo Baggins showing the goblins why he's so desired. Clang clang.

Haunta

Darius Prax as an unshaven Ballchinian

Zen Window

Wildwood's "big naturals" promotional material from before it was edited down to a PG-13 cut

Pablo

and you, obeus odeus, you have the weight of 40 gravies, tell me, what will you do with it?

Zhukov

No Lieutenant, your men are already gay

PrinceRobot

remember that Oscars selfie with Ellen, Bradley cooper, Jennifer Lawrence etc? That but with all the stars Norm Macdonald mentions

Claire Myers

That Dark Character Actor Lance Riddick

Cowboy Baby

A hip new take on a traditional mush

Lerad

I just know Beatrice Bear has some good meat on her

Lerad

Two white kit fistos!

Lerad

And I know he would thank you for that if he could

Scrumdungus

Performatively reading "Infinite Tate" by Jody Foster-Wallace

Lerad

Big clown theme recently

Sea Hag

Cy Tolliver Mario: "it's a-me"

grunglemint tea

i am having a shit week, it was that or 'riddick the hutt'

Jimbo Sinbad

the youth pastors fundraiser calendar

DeadBadger

Put a little Eddie Guerrero in there

Wilfredo

Yo did you guys know that Aayla Secura is married to the drummer from Hoobastank? Put something Hoobastanky in there

Nat Schwarz

padme's robes were mongolian!

Scott Dixon

Keep up the great work! 🩵

Seggy

Snowpiercer, but they pass the Astrogoblin billboard and realize they've been Downsized, like Matt Damon

westr

Winnie the Pooh 40,000

Clickery21

Buying poppers off my local hutt

Braxton Glass

Spin City updated for Mamdani (Richard Kind is still press secretary)

mitchshow

Thanks to AI, to a little boy in America, his Grinch is white

Yagsti

If you could only see the he sloppy Maybe you would bust again

Fox Burden

Ambassador OshKOSH B’Gosh

Toast

Patrick's ideal third arm location

Yagsti

Scrib doon, Jack

Jon Sapp

Can you please add Paladin from Angel Wars?

Lerad

Hahahaha this contest is over give that man the 10,000 dollars

AtomicCola

I hope it beats that oscar baitey "Pukahontas".

blake_the_butcher

Jacob and Patrick are models outside an Abercrombie and Fitch store in the mid 2000’s

samuel

Willy Joe - If it come out the cock, i want 'em

Deusaroni

Astrogoblin but they post the Comment 'Shop Prompt on time

Cunchwap Supeme

charlotte as brad pitt finding his wife jacob's head in a box. patrick? well,

AriaOfSorrow

Taylor Sheridan's new series starring Dane Cook

Jon Sapp

It's frozen solid!

Riley Mackenzie

What would have happened if the gun rack was not in fact empty

Jon Sapp

Death of the author

50percentJoe

Oh no, I'm 2 hours late, shit. SHIT. Shiiiiit. A really nice sweater, just a really cute one smudge brushed onto whatever is made.

SCOTT P

Greg Proops flipping Drew Carey the bird

Luc Bisson

No pod is worth two white cockuckers

Free Will

Knock off Vin- Dean Kerosene

Ewokfuzzybutts

“Here at astrogoblin we went too far on soundboard it’s not the type of comedy we want to rely on as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame”. I think only Charlotte will get this.

Wobs

Winnie the Poop haha

shulah

biddy blas getting blazed with his biddies

Max Aaron

The company competition billboard that is sueing Titan Holdings for damaged to their reputation

zombies8keagan

FUCK. Im just now watching last week's shop.

Booker

If he come out of dagobah i want it

Charlie Dave

My Patrick is fucking Hung and incredibly Chinese

tore

Lt. Reginald Barclay's canonical middle name is "Endicott." This isn't a prompt, I just thought you should know.

Wogan's Not Dead

They'll definitely do this one. I have no doubt

SCOTT P

The points DO matter

James

"I got a table, Greg. Can you milk me?"

Gary Mackowiak

Charlotte is Mufasa, Jacob is Simba, and Patrick is Scar, you know the scene

jacko

wonka tee tocky

jacko

honky tee tonky

Jobiwan

28 Years Later: The Boner Temple

el rio medina

Patrick being excited about a miniature billboard

Chip Clip

Didn’t mean to bait with an actual url lol. Sounds like a worthy investment opportunity for Astrogoblin though

Ryogathelost

Was it deer, rabbit, turtle - what was your favorite? Fish? Crappie? Bluegill? Scorpius from Farscape? I like that turtle, and uh, and that rabbit. And a Scorpius from Farscape. You like to eat a Scorpius? Yeah. Would you feed the Scorpius out, or would you just kill him and cook him? If you could feed him out in like a Scorpius pen or would you just - any Scorpius from the wild? Get him out the wild. I don't want the city Scorpius.

liam

Shit, is George Harrison Michael Wadel then?

Mexican Pukwudgie

The Rock getting A Clockwork Oranged into watching Red One on this screen with this technology

ShaeC

Fight poster for Mark Buffalo vs Mike Bison

Miauchanto

Non-sexual primae noctis

boshudio

Go back to a different prompt list and pick one you didn't shop

DylanC

Jemsica

redking

Poster for "Duluth King" a spin off of Frisco King (the spin off of Tulsa King) featuring Patrick

Robin

Odo Mandrell

Koffing

Kill Tony panel of the worst people you can imagine while the charlotte does her minute.

Wally's Worst

Yeah George is either the younger Wadel or that turla

Christopher Baker

Ebenezer learns his Christmas lessons from the Beaver.

KingMiro

Color Out of Kevin Spacey

dodie omg

Patrick the boy shaped droid

Tank3875

Make me happy.

Calaverah

Danny Trejo thinking he just scored a role as Mr Freeze in the next Matt Reaves entry

aloneRU2

Can you make my grandma a sexy Matlock body pillow for her birthday? Something that says Uwu but in a southern lawyer kinda way.

Hypnoctopi

You have the torn off faces of four people Travis. I wonder what you will do with them.

Xerodo

Medieval Weapons being sold at home depot with appropriate branding (Milwaukee Katana, Stihl Poleaxe, DeWalt Kukri, etc)

Octoptera

Mark Wahrwolfberg and Chreasture-From-The-Black-Lagoon Pratt wishing us all a very Happy Hallow-App-Ween!

grantcodes

Jacob, rock hard. (Turn him into a rock)

JoshyG

Will Byers Uba Chubas to the entire Galactic Senate.

Jc Whitacre

Probably best to keep barfyman362 and Norm’s mother as far away from each other as possible.

Wadachip

Nitro-branding went wrong. Now I got “I’m with Stupid” and an up arrow on my chest

Lerad

With our patreon money we can make this real

jjolly

Frog turns the tables on ape

Yagsti

I cannot wait to hear the band

Maxwell

Nathan Fielder’s new documentary about a man with the strength of Three Men.

Yagsti

"Aw jeeze, Jig! You can't go and do that!"

Fyoozhen

Scrib Dune 3

Lung Flood

Mark wahlbergs daughter's boyfriend coming up with a better excuse to not sleep with an of age woman, or an autobot with cars eyes

Lerad

We are demons to some, angels to others

TherealKbass _

You guys seen that muppets skit were Rowlf the dog has gun? Look up "cowboy town" or just "rowlf the dog with gun" and you will see it

jjolly

You Can Become Everything

Kurds Dake

Is if more funny if it's "Hercules" or "a Hercules"?

SluttyGandalf

O'Beedus Vs O'Deedus death battle

NukeWarm

It's because he accidentally left his gloves with his checked baggage

NukeWarm

How dare you disrespect the classic and definitely not forgotten, Kevin Bacon horror film "They/Them"

Abil Abraham

Let us look to the future and see Astrogoblin's 1,000,000 subscriber billboard and then inevitable downfall back to 100 subscriber billboard after the war.

Dil-the-Spider

This but they're actually just talking about the anzellan

Dil-the-Spider

Really wish they'd gone with Tighten Holdings

Sundaybest

I’m placing my bet now. This one’s gettin a goblin like

BoromirDies

If it does I'm blowin my load

Astrogoblin

actually you wouldn't say a csoprit sbrteonpe fryousna jfiiaosdnk

Beach Barn

I had him cast as the really, really upset knife dildo guy

Waguigi

Ploppin' Offal, the Robert F Kennedy Jr. Story. Narrated by Mel Gibson.

BoromirDies

They didnt like it. I'm still blowin my load but I'm pissed

Cosmic Dread

Only $15 a year. Too steep for this Moisture Vaporator Repair technician though