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Way back in 2021, eyes still smarting from the post-lockdown sunshine, we recorded a video for Funhaus playing Destruction AllStars, a game that no longer exists. And we were directed to make that video exclusively for RT First, a platform no one watched or wanted.

Despite the fact maybe 15 people would ever see it, the resulting video was brimming with jokes and edits, all undeniably Astrogoblin-coded. It even featured Jacob's favorite fucked up giraffe from the Santa Barbara Zoo. And much like Phil Collins' Oscar winning Tarzan soundtrack, there was no reason to go that hard on a protracted clown joke.

Thankfully, Bruno unearthed this beauty and liberated it from David Ellison's Warner Brothers, a Skydance Media Company's sweaty clutches. Take it for a spin!

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The Truth About Clown Farming - Destruction Allstars (FH)

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Jeremy Brown

And to think, we could have stopped all of this

Derek Gresser

Whoever wrote the description deserves more money

Russell Richardson

I wonder if that’s the origin of Charlotte doing the Pagliacci bit🤣 Still going strong!

Bailey Yeager

I miss the old astrogoblin, not this new funhaus thing /s

Peter

this'll never reach 100k subscribers

Donald Mahanahan

Is there a story behind this random act of kindness?

Colinfixates

"you there, boy! What day is it?" "Today? Why, it's Christmas Day sir!" "Tell me, is that prized Christmas Clown still in the window?" "Aye sir! Tho it's tried to escape several times!"

Bruno Torres

This was and still is one of my favorite videos on that dead platform

BoromirDies

I miss the old Astrogoblin

tore

I signed up for RT First during the Arizona Circle thing, watched maybe 3 videos on it, then proceeded to forget about it but still paid for it for at least 2 years like a forgotten gym membership

PsyberGoth

Even then, no-one else was doing this.

TCKingCeryn

This is just the scene from DEVS when they pull up Jesus' Crucifixtion

Natecharodon

It sounds unbelievable, but I am actually one of the few people who who watched this as an RT First member. Those were dark times indeed.

Sunny D

Wow, even back then Patrick was having computer troubles. What a beautiful tradition

Calum Grace

heading into the visualisation chamber to predict all future Astrogoblin videos and going mad from the revelation like Sam Neill at the end of In the Mouth of Madness

defaced5960

They've unleashed the protogoblin!

Jeremy Allen Fart

They've come such a long way from censoring their association with fun****

Shamus McNulty

So much stock footage you can see the Astrogoblin through the Funhaus editing stink(postive) though

tads_beard

Patrick says Vegas funny. "Vaaygas"

Doc D

Dude.. I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO!! The clown but was so fucking fantastic. I tried SOOO HARD to find this video on RT First before everything shut down, but I couldn’t for the life of me find it. Thank the lord for the liberation of this gem

Doc D

“What can I say? I love my dad” That Patrick Brown vocal stim has been in my brain for almost 6 years now and I could not for the life of me I could not remember what video it was from. This is a god send

Callie

the way this could have been recorded yesterday

Jai hughes

the only way you can tell it wasnt was the lack of movie quotes

zgillet

I'm pretty sure that bit is also from the Willems duo. I've heard it way before Pat and Charlotte were there. Obviously, the bit is a classic comedy bit, so they probably both got mutations from improv classes.

zgillet

Oh, look at that.

J M

The legends say that even in those dark days there was still no one doing this.

Dave

I just checked my archive from when RT went under and I have this video. As far as I know I have every FH related video ever made. Are there others still missing from that defunct site?

Dave

(6311 videos, 6.64 TB, I bought a separate external drive just for this)

F

4:41 ProtoLiam, the shades

Digi

Straight from the Go Astrogoblin