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Comment ‘Shop 125 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-26 12:00:20
Imported:
2026-10

Content

Scoop out the guts before carving your prompt into the communal gourd.

Comments

Joe Pastier

"What do you think you're some kinda deaf-guy, waving your hands around like that? Hand signs don't work on me! Only talking"

SadDact

Billy Joe asking Riddick if he feeds out his city hyena

PsyberGoth

Friday the 13th: Muppets Take Manhattan

David Jones

“Clang clang Capital One bank guy!”

SoaringSmith

Metal Gear Charlotte: Crow Eater

Joe Bingley

Make this one epic and vulgar please

Gator

Disturbed in a strip club dropping plates on some ass

Wakman145

The youthful exuberance of Mike Dunleavy Jr.

stushow

The new Ska band Thomas the Skank Engine

Big Baby Brezhnev

Just phone this one in and post an ashtray or something.

Wogan's Not Dead

Conor McGregor as Chris Hansen in Primetime "just what I taught, this adult is 9"

Cash_Bone

The Assassination of Billy Joe by the Coward Mike Waddell

Pile

Vic Fontaine taken out by a mob hit in 10 forward

Maxwell

Grond in Therapy. He thinks the orcs only use him for his giant hog :(

Nick Taylor

Brent and Jonny have a change of heart

SCOTT P

I find the lack of G cups disturbing

Iris

Im not my capital one bank guy, mando

Leila BoUr

the bisexual ikea couch has now grown legs and become a kaiju

Charles

Charlotte said "CPAP Cenobite" on the podcast a few weeks ago and I think of it every night as I become one.

KittenMittons

Hanging Brain with Brent and Jonny.

direjimmy

Design gundams for each goblin.

Charles

"You see how this roadhouse looks like moine, right?"

Claire Myers

That guy from the end of Ace Ventura 2 who was 'had' by a gorilla.

Seth Heder

The beach that makes you Unc

J Jedi Jameson

Darth Thanatos' Private Porn Collection.

RipleyInSpace

Hold me now, I've six feet on my legs and I'm thinkin: maybe six feet is too much feet

grunglemint tea

mushroom that makes mario stop being italian

Joey Lew

Chinese Plants Vs Zombies character called Seed Ling

Dustin Willis

George Lucas setting up his OnlyFans account.

Werner Crankshog

Astrogoblin Ministries Tour of London (Ohio) and the Holy Land (Hollywood Casino and Hotel in Columbus)

Peter

Ralph Wiggim but it's Ralph Cifaretto

Mark Kirwan

I wonder if he means old Ben Odeus?

Joe Bingley

When you change nobody or to and believes you

GoblinMara

Kyle katarn cheating on jan ors with that nasty iguana man

Jc Whitacre

You know those videos of golden retrievers failing the exams to become service dogs? Where they grab all the toys and treats designed to distract them? Do that with someone failing a firearm safety course.

Emilio L

Bisexual Protestant centaur patrick

Bogrungis

Xenoblade Chronicles of Riddick

Derek

Biddy Blas on his right-wing podcast circuit after his online scribs to younglings leaked to the net

Wadachip

Ma my whitefish casserole got dim dang taken off the windowsill again!

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Stills from Mr. Lightside by The Starkillers. Eric Roberts is still gets to be there but more alien.

Beau Eckert

Duddits somebody the way you Frikked Lucy James

Connor Dilk

Play Gerald's Game, win Gerald's prizes

Quaz4

What do you know about lead?

Joby Zebavich

Gourds in the shapes of Sly and, Patrick’s favorite Hollywood producer, Brett Ratner

NRay7882

Gabaghouls 'n ghosts

Dylan

Count Orlok, but he’s the one bouncing on it crazy style

Barden

Alternatives to Halloween that won't conflict with my Catholic faith

Kurds Dake

My Miniature wife cucking me with a normal sized guy who only miniaturized his dick

Dink182

Boy clicker son or secret virginity daughter

Region_Locked

Cyberpunk 2077 but your chromed up just to play 四色牌

Barden

Miss Piggy punching a guy's head off

DebrafromHR

Ned Fulmer vs Ethan Klein in a subpar white guy slap fight

Sean Banne

Can you digitally shave an ape and put it somewhere for me

Barden

Neurodivergent

Drew Wagner

Godzilla Minus Rogue One

Andi Platts

Brent Spiner performing the spine removal scene in Another Life.

Barden

Photoshop Donnie Wahlberg so he looks like Duddits

Andi Platts

And please photoshop in Charlotte as Katee Sackhoff's character

Lerad

🎵Ben Odeus Ben Odeus Ben Odeus Oh-Oh-Oh Ben Odeus🎵

DebrafromHR

Tyler Perry presents: Madea and the beach that makes you Unc

Andi Platts

Fuck it, just throw Sackhoff in there

Ryan F

Astrogoblin grants a Make a Wish

Cheesy

You made three mistakes. First, you took the 1.5 hour drive. Second, you left your wife alone. 2 kids at home? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made? Tiny billboard.

James Waters

There’s a new safdie/dwayne johnson monstrosity I want you to hurt him

Rigatoni

Turn King Louis into a man through the esoteric power of man's red flower

Cheesy

hang on i need to look something up.

jstowe18

SadDom Torreto

Cheesy

okay yeah this is funny.

Lerad

E.T. Farnum

JoshyG

The Bible doesn't say anything about spilling speed upon a dusty man

Nat

A sick Ben Quadinaros

Sam

Swap the Baron Harkonnen and Mamma Mia Stellan in their respective films

Emily and Sean

Fall away gravy vs forty weight gravy

Jangus

So tell me all your prompts on Grok, cause I’m logging onto Twitter!

NSW3

The Beaver with his Mel Gibson puppet

flakesofbran09

Backshots Bar & Grill forced to modernize, to avoid foreclosure

Cheesy

want to get out in front of it: i’m sure Patrick is a loving and caring father and husband. i’m just doin goofs

Scrumdungus

"Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me." "As you wish, child. Now, run. Run and tell those you will, what you will. Tell them there is something loose in their Emerald City which feeds on wishes. But tell them quickly, while you still have a soul."

Chip Clip

“Where is Zendaya? Is she Meechee?”

AtomicCola

For Sale: Hustler Magazine, Never Soiled

SaltyVigilante

Do something with the doohickey that got shinzo

Galactic Factotum

Rowlf gets put down when he surpasses the 4hrs after taking Viagra

Polliwog

The sons of the incels you wouldn’t fuck

KingMiro

Update the Astrogoblin banner to include Jacob's new glasses

Kurds Dake

He didn't miniaturize his balls

Glup Shiddo

“Fine pepper trees, but where is the brother?”

SteveR

Put David S. Pumpkins in it, so funny

Ribby

One Hour AcePhoto

krwyn

the late great keir starmer calling for a return of the sausages

mitchshow

Richard Kind is a sad-eyed fish man

Lerad

Actually, all I want is to see ET with a beard and bowler aht

jjolly

Ben the monkey but he woULD BE A QUEEN NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAAAWN

SteveR

Wow, it's Terry Crews!

Inkblot

Nerys, you have the medicine of three men. What will you do now Major, with all that medicine?

SteveR

His name is Desean.

sgt fog

Willy Wonka's candy cock cage: The everlasting hogstopper

samuel

Jacob, Kell of House Astrogoblin, feeding out Patrick and Charlotte with enough ether for them to grow out their second sets of arms

Abysmal Worm

You’re fond of Nicole Holofcener aren’t you Winslow?!

Bryan Weiss

Patrick in a Brewers hat

Jangus

We count only blue checks

Byconite

Patrick the Compensated Anarchist, Charlotte the Former Child Actor, and Jacob their Manager

Madeline Alright

CPAP Cenobite I said a CPAP Cenobite 👏👏

Beach Barn

Make it like, next level!

Walter

Ain't no rule that says an Ewok can't play basketball

50percentJoe

UK Sister channel; Astro Gobshites.

blake_the_butcher

Some 80’s bikini babes with some fucked up pumpkins for their knockers

scott Lamont

Liam Neeson fighting ewoks; The Logrey

Maisie :3

Put someone from scary godmother in there, terrifying.

bobdole

Swordfish but John Travolta shows his balls for 1 million dollars.

Mooseshark

Dungeon Cuckold Carl

Wobs

Brent and Jonny's submittal for the astrogoblin logo contest

John

Tricking 80-year old Danny Trejo into speaking as, and playing, a Nemoidian bodega owner

M A

You, Shmi and Dupree

spaghett

Being Papa John Malkovitch

Jordan Moses

Centauri Eddie Adams (Mark Wahlberg) from the end scene of Boogie Nights

Reece

Trump, Biden and Obama are Force Cuck Ghosts

Millie

Brent and Jonny get their own tiny billboard for Shatner's 150th birthday

Finn

jack reachers house of mirrors

Sambino

2026 Astrogoblin Christmas Card

Sambino

Or 1997 whatever works

Cunchwap Supeme

patrick the chimp and charlotte nash. jacob is the one feeding him xanax

Rolling614

Humpty Dumpty Suicide Note

TotallyNotAdam

All of you with Ben Quadinaros legs doing the John Lennon long walk

Ezrah

Designer Nutrients (Des Nuts)

Callie

101 Damnations

Tank3875

Clang clang.

Tank3875

I heard Apu is back.

DebrafromHR

He's done that at LA massage parlors for a lot less

DebrafromHR

Bruh my nephew loved this thing and those ronald McDonald's animated movies

DebrafromHR

Dammit he's right...there isn't one

Tank3875

Only if you don't count hush money

DebrafromHR

The tiny desk version of "party hard" slaps

tore

Dr Zaius romances the frog from Gullah Gullah Island

Matilda Jereza

Warp Jacob into a garbage truck Charlotte as the wheels Patrick showing his son the wonderous machine

Kevin Calamity

A lost alien, kpax, but its just patrick body with kevin spacey face.

Tank3875

A homunculus made to feel only fear and lust, but never love.

Bumpo Tungus

Biddy Blaise smoking that shit, Biddy Blazed (give that croc blood shot eyes)

DebrafromHR

So a NYC police officer?

DebrafromHR

In Werner Herzog voice "you must never click this link, you should burn this prompt and never let it taint your algorithm. The horrors should never be heared by human ears"

bSharks

ABC Family's 120 Nights of Sodom

slashx00

Bubo Baggins

Deusaroni

Waterboarding Jar Jar with "expired" "yogurt"

westr

Frank Herbert’s The children of Dude

Step

With the chips of an angel

Mike Rapin

Hercules in New York as a Magic Card

Wilfredo

A Knight of the Seven Femme Doms

Haudh-en-Elleth

Biddy Blas gets the bad news from his proctologist.

Kevin (Zippy)

Invert the colors somewhere along the way

Rebelcow

Jack Reacher with a big ass.

Incogsteevo

As a young boy, going into the city with your father, to see a "marching band"

Free Will

Promised cum-whore Radahn

Dr. Balls

At 13:43 in the billboard video, you can see the McDonalds that my aunt used to take to me to get ice cream at, after going to the toy store in lake arrowhead when I was a kid Please turn it into Patrick using only the liquify tool

EvelynA33

Breaking Benjamin(netanyahu)

Jeremy Allen Fart

Make give poster to James Williams for free for him movie absolute trad

Rocksteady

"Okay Cocksucker, fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk." - Death Race 2008

Tonkatsu

Takeru Kobayashi Maru

Bazzgooz

Grand Canyon pussy

Fluff McScruff

the latest space imps upload with sheryl, jackson, and kevin spacey

Not_Quite

The next Brent and jonny podcast logo entry.

Lerad

Now we're fucking talking got his ass

William Ambervein

A billboard of all the bits and stims Astrogoblin has done that also looks AI generated due to how over stimulating it is

Lerad

The most comfortable cuck chair ever designed in the universe

Lerad

Oooh I'm gonna need to make that

Terry Crews

That's right my son. It is I, the real Terry Crews

Patrick

"sally code black, my worst nightmare. his dick is stuck in the jar of peanut butter"

Josh Grabar

Lord of the Flies Piggy getting his piggies crushed at Piggly Wiggly

Ryogathelost

No one shows up to Jacob's birthday party except Scorpius from Farscape.

Jobiwan

The type of man who chooses Lips of an Angel as his wedding song

Stephen

Rowlf getting his head crushed by the vice in Casino.

Kickflipoff

My therapist being penetrated by a clown

Sbeevee

Theon Greyjoy, Heir to the Staten Islands, ward to the Lorne in the North

Johnald90

Ben Quadrinaros' loser brother Steve

BoromirDies

Photoshop me a doctor's note to get out of work for 3 months. I'm too much of a pussy to go to the actual doctor

Sbeevee

Idk Sarah sherman patch face

Ewokfuzzybutts

Recreate the Mark Mcgwire got milk poster but it’s just Charlotte

Buff Iroh

"Sorry Han, I lost most of my net worth betting on Biddy Blas taking the Galactic Championship. Also I put up the Falcon and Prima Nocta rights for Leia as collateral, hope you don't mind"

A Kitty Cat

Alvin and the chipmunks: Twin Squeeks

Haste

The Exorcism of Patrick Brown

Russell Richardson

Could you photoshop my dead dad back to life? Please I need this please please Charlotte I knou u can!

Seggy

"If I go crazy then will you still call me Mister Gay?!"

Dr. Balls

Pantera - Vulgar Display of Roasting

Jon Sapp

HBO's The Pitt, but the city is called Dicksburgh.

ActionSnail

Mario “Walnuts” Mario learns a tough lesson on a trip to Italy that maybe his roots are not in Italy, but instead as an Italian-Mushroom Kingdomian

Sea Hag

To the tune of SHE- IS- BEAUTIFUL

Women B Shoppin

Conservatives furious about the casting of a black dragon as Eragon.

TheWakaEmu117

Guys we need to stop. Patrick is NOT Kevin spacey he’s not Roman Polanski he’s not Johnathan majors okay. He’s obviously more of a Chris Benoit

Jimbo Sinbad

oh... i legit had no idea it was a real thing.

Charles

Don't even try and remove it. We're gonna get you breathing tonight.

HellKite

"Yous guys no understand, me-sa play rocky!"

Hypnoctopi

Aidan and Ryan fuse into a perfect being Fly style

BoromirDies

The adult is 9"? My man is packin

CheesePizzzzza

Logray surviving and thriving in federal prison

Zhukov

Do not, my friends, become addicted to the Cookalu.

Nikeandmickey

Muppets take Man’s hole and mouth

Colby

What did the health inspector find at the Eastern European restaurant? Hairy fuckin' Borscht!

Zen Window

Tongue punching a groovebox

Sea Hag

Slap slap

Sea Hag

Stronger than the foundations of the ape

Zen Window

just turn on fox news

AlmightyTooth

An Astrogoblin recording from the prespective of the Rahul standee.

Ben Prchal

Turn someone into a wyvern with the Liquify tool (and a little of the Burn tool?)

zombies8keagan

"mistor gey" "mister gay?" "I Duditz" "oh I see"

Blake P.

Jacob as Peter Pan (Robin Williams), Charlotte as Tink (Julia Roberts), and Patrick as Capt. Hook (Dustin Hoofman), all surrounded by the Muppets from Treasure Island.

liam

Dropping young child with Jake and Patty

Daniel Felesina

Everybody Loves Logray versus Everybody Hates Chief Chirpa

liam

They do so every time Patrick and James get a play date

Joshua Waters

Biddy Blas coming out as gay to the Stranger Things cast

AragornStan92

Sphincter of The Brown's Eye by Anus Dean Foster

Wogan's Not Dead

Then your dreams have today been made into reality

Ray Matford

Once upon a podrace dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious speeder of forgotten lore— Quoth the Biddy “Scrib Doon!”

Lerad

I'm just hearing a chipmunk vocalized version of the twin peaks theme and I love it

Marcus Sanchez

Could we get Obi Wan and Count Dooku doing the lift from dirty dancing

thefinalpie

Mike Lindell's Patented Phuck Pillow™

Sip

HIS NAME IS BEN THE PODRACER

JRugg

pale trump: not without my tans

Sip

Wow, it really makes you think

MySynonymIsAnAnagram

“Toronto, gosh!” -Just a nice ‘shop of C3PO and R2 on vacation in Canada.

efan_nips

Ashen leyndell tv

Buttchug

Meat Sloppy Joe Black

Jeremy Allen Fart

Or any of the Alien franchise (except Romulus, he feels a mothers love)

Jeremy Allen Fart

Can we actually get his balls in a cage too it would save me a lot of time

Ethan Montez

I Love Cooking With Clay Aiken

Sithstalker

Charlie Bucket being arrested for all of the OSHA violations in his new Chocolate Factory.

m cd

Bill Joe Conner McGregor Arnold all the reference guys as fucked up pod racer aliens

Jamie K

I just realized astrogoblin referenced the Norm MacDonald meme saying "Harley Morenstein is here" and now his show got cancelled. Is this part of a curse?

Wasuji

Liam "The Shades" trying to resist being shifted by Liam Neeson who is being shifted by the Force ghost of Qui-Gon Jin

Octoptera

Vi-Vecna Ramaswamy

TheFourdhatchets

Gordan Ramsey showing off his Gordan Hamseys (butt)

Dil-the-Spider

This was criminally under appreciated

Luc Bisson

That wasn't a joke by the way. It 100% happened. They had a destination wedding and he wore sunglasses and smoked a cigar in the wedding photos. The marriage didn't work out (shocker)

JRugg

my comment lead to pale Ben Quadinaros, my greatest legacy

Jobiwan

Who we talkin about here?