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Comment ‘Shop 126 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2026-11-02 14:25:44
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2026-11

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Warning: Post-Halloween photoshops may still be scary.

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Cormac Lynch

Ben the monkey discovers xhamster

Beach Barn

Despite all my cage I’m still just a cage in a cage

NSW3

Nu Metal hands claw machine

Robin

Reacher reachin for her

Beach Barn

Spent the night in the cage in case you couldn’t tell

stushow

Judge Dredd Judy

NRay7882

Give it pee-wee's shoes from the tequila dance scene

slashx00

Gopnik Hugo Weaving

CaptainJackSbarro

Me coming out as trans to my parents but this time they still love and respect me

Gwendolyn Valerie

Wait, no, the addicting tornado game glasses from TNG

Connor Dilk

The X-Files/Powder crossover we've all been clamoring for

Joe Bingley

A fine Iscariot but where is Judas?

David Jones

A classic Stargremlin video where Patricia, Jackie, and Charles just quote Oz the entire time

Maxwell

CBT CEI with AC/DC

Wakman145

Dunston Checks In sultry photoshoot

MooseyMeats

Eating at a Chinese buffet every day until I get food poisoning day 126

Tonkatsu

Amanaman, aplanaplan, acanalacanal, Panamanama

Jangus

The American center party

samuel

"Rosh ne luts, make me pop, rosh ne luts"

Ryan F

Filbert from Rocko's modern life yelling "I'M GOOONIN"

Maddie Z

Jon Voight: Become Human

bSharks

Kenan and Helen Keller

Jangus

Judge Judy and executioner

Nikeandmickey

Airbud playing against a team of special needs children

Mallory Clark

The goblins open the arc of the covenant

Alex Hansgen

I’m not real Mando, I’m made of moonlight

MontyBMan

420 Biddy Blas-it

Gr0v3y

Patrick Brown! His mustache exuberantly victorious, his demons slain, their bodies littering the Costco parking lot.

Ben Christoforides

Take your stinking Paul Masson off me, you damned dirty French

The Shareholders

Charlotte got trapped in a vending machine again.

Colossus

This is Palmo One, if anyone is listening: As I say these words gallons of seed are being spilt on Palmo Plaza. Will no one help us?

PsyberGoth

If it come out the closet, I want it

AtomicCola

Shoot me if someone's done this before

SteveR

Queer I am! Suck you like a horny gay!

Byconite

The Star Trek TNG crew accidently lands in the movie Tremors.

Ben Snow

We love you, Captain Sbarro

Derek

A Scooby Doo type unmasking of Mitch McConnel, and it's just a 100 year-old turtle under there

Cephaelopod

Biddy Blaze is responsible for the Bespin braze

Rangos

Billy Joe and Michael Waddell takeover day at Dagobah Tech

Gator

Take the Weathered album by Creed and replace the 3 faces in the tree with your faces

grunglemint tea

Give someone iggy pop's disgusting torso

Johnald90

Ferengi Fuck Factory

Wally's Worst

Travis (Monkey) vs Travis (McElroy) Death Battle

Zhukov

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call Mos Espa

Nat

Full gun rack

HeyJoshRob

Guy who buys the pre-portioned Whalburger patties at the grocery store.

Joby Zebavich

Yoked up Bernie Sanders barely fitting in his suit

Mark Kirwan

An 80-year-old Sebulba unwittingly signs up for a role in a First Order propaganda film

Gollum Juice

How the Grinch ended up in a Nathan Fielder Documentary

Peter

Jesus Christ

Johnny Mitch

Billy Wonka and the Wild Game Factory

HellKite

Honey boo boo and boo radley flew to kalamazoo to vote blue in an election skew for me and you.

Joe Pastier

King Crimson Dawn featuring legendary guitarists Joe Boomdegasser and Sheeve Vai

Leebos

2 in the Benjamin is worth 1 in the button

Nibblonians

Jason Turkish as Buster Bluth

50percentJoe

I'm not like my father, I'm a slut.

Greg

Around the cukaduh, a perimeter create

NickIsRadford

Unicron: “There is a junk planet inspired by that same Cybertronian excellence”

Chaz Surfboard

The wisdom gained from drinking from the rotten jack-o'-lantern

Ribby

Chunghwario

Peter

... but not respect?

Lung Flood

Evil dead but the necronomicon only understands gen alpha slang and Ash replaces his chainsaw with an Ipad

Iris

The Goblinator. "Charlotte McGrath is going to invent a revolutionary Jew Arm. In 3 years, Astrogoblin will be the largest supplier of Ai powered Toasters..."

Peter

My Big Fat Northern European Wedding

Maxwell

HE WONT USE LOTION

CeeBass

Zelda, Interrupted

Drew Wagner

Rocky Balboa constrictor

JivetheSuperTurkey

Put the final shop into the data code sequence from Johnny Mnemonic

Mightiermarvel

Patrick's problematic Halloween costume

Bean

Fapdick Pound

Finn

chronicles of riddick choose your own adventure novel

Scrumdungus

Fozzie Bear on Chinese Television promoting Chung-wocka wocka cigarettes

Jeccle

The Astrogoblin popcorn bucket

Maisie :3

Astrogoblin movie fancast. Clearly Kevin Spacey as Patrick.

Rigatoni

Planet of the Apes, but it actually was just another planet of entirely apes

Sundaybest

Ridick id love to have you for gay Halloween.

Werner Crankshog

This is Patrick. He's got my back. He can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like trimming his bush. I would advise not getting killed by him. His sword traps the cum of its victims.

mitchshow

Dark greetings Capital One bank guy

Haunta

The hard R Continuum (Bayou)

DebrafromHR

Riddick when i come to the fed out bottom orgy: "Empty nut-sack? Huge mistake!

Anne Chovy

The scariest thing I can think of is having to watch the Hershey trailer for a 5th time in the trailer roundups.

Nick Barnes

POV: you are checking out at Spencer's and Rotta is your casheir

GoblinMara

patrick and jacob creating a fake female astrogoblin fan out of scraps to make charlotte feel better about the channel demographics

BoromirDies

Grok gets Ultron'd (becomes sentient and gets a body) but ends up just hosting public debates at a Utah college campus

SCOTT P

Judge Dredd Judy with G cups

Sean Banne

Can you make straight costco and then make it gay costco

liam

Make it the Urban Assault Vehicle mix

Sean Banne

So I can buy bugs for my woman

Women B Shoppin

Taco Bell releases new Homophobic 5th meal to combat gay dinner.

Nobod_E

Horse faries eating baggles

Charles

Finished Tender is the Flesh yesterday. Gross.

Emilio Orrico

Scary or gay, those are your choices of dinner

dangxious

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

mitchshow

Sally, code black, my worst nightmare.

ellie

Oo-bee-doo, I want to chuba like uba guys do,

blake_the_butcher

Something exciting like a seedy pool hall (not that kinda seed ya perverts)

Cunchwap Supeme

the goblins' most culturally sensitive Halloween costumes

Adriano Bacuita

Jabba the hut putting Ed Sheeran in the Rancor Pit

Kurds Dake

LOST, but they're just stuck in Great Britain

Bradders

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

bobdole

Charlotte dressed as Raymond reddington, Jacob as char aznable, and Patrick as any Kevin Spacey character.

Lerad

Sir, a second hot air balloon has hit the vision test

Ethan

Stop! Or My Mother Will Drip

BoromirDies

Anduril, Cum of the West

Clickery21

Speaking of, we gotta pull up SWORDLE

Jc Whitacre

Swap Eric Baudour and Patrick’s mustaches. Then make them smooch a little.

NukeWarm

George Lucas making Star Wars characters just modest enough to not lust over as he kicks off No Nut November

Mooseshark

Tony Soprano in the Wachowski's Speed Racer universe

Joshua Waters

Ocean's 11 heist-planning scene, but it's Patrick and his crew going after the stuff that they need.

Sam

A nasty slut hobbit

Region_Locked

The grinch who stole the lindbergh baby

Stephen Conway

"Wong Kar Wai-de Load" bumper sticker

Free Will

Judge Holden and Chip The Boy Shaped Droid get Inkheart-ed

Leila BoUr

smokin' on that pack that made haley stevens nuke her political career, ayyyyyypack

TheWakaEmu117

Patrick as the lead antagonist in a call of duty game (not Kevin but Kit or Madds)

Fun!

Sam Beckett "Quantum Leaps" into the "uh apple" kid from Dennis the Menace (1993) and has to stop Switchblade Sam before he can grow his teeth back and be at full power.

William Ambervein

Vincent Price being denied the status of Jedi Master

Andi Platts

Illinois Bones and the Temple of Goon.

tigerhawk66

The Great Pumpkin is way too chill

SaltyVigilante

What one Muun can do, another can do! I'm gonna kill the rancor! SAY IT!

William Ambervein

That's probably a crossover that is actually going to happen

Glup Shiddo

Seeing those genuinely bums me out

Jenna Marsh

please include a lil Guy Fawkes so I remember, remember the 5th of November

Walter

Deborah Ann Wallander

Dino the dino

A slaughterhouse pork eviscerator machine traumatizing its coworkers with Astrogoblin clips

John

Peter North son or Cytherea daughter

Donovan

Everybody's Vinnie Jones

Mackenzie DeMello

Brent and Johnny are forced to make a new logo for astrogoblin

Terry Crews

Not a prompt but have you guys seen "You Can See Everything"? That shit was wild. I'd like to see Jacob's everything iykwim. Anyway, idk I guess just throw Nathan Fielder somewhere in the background with his weird little laptop rig... apparatus... thing.

Genesius

Elmo solves the Lament Configuration

Dustin Willis

Chester Cheeks will be in Avengers Doomsday

Ezrah

Your free Gungans?!

Walter

(far right)

Quaz4

Dome depot

bald idiot

Shatner and Takei in a Highlander duel

Dink182

Mr. President, the muppets have taken Manhattan. It’s gone. It’s fucking gone.

Wobs

Reverse Congo

Sinful Fish Maid

But they were all of them deceived, for another champagne was made: In the land of California, in the bottles of Paul Masson, the Dark Lord Orson fermented in secret, a master champagne to control all others. And into this champagne he poured his French excellence, his vintage dating, and his will to “he doesn’t do anything?” One Bwahaa to Rule Them All.

Tank3875

Grandmother clock (GILF?)

Braxton Glass

Hidetaka Miyazaka Turned My Toilet Into a Poison Swamp's toilet.

Zen Window

The fact that "berry picker" is the worst epithet Wisconsinites have for Minnesotans speaks volumes regarding the warm relations shared between the best states of the upper midwest and perhaps the entire nation.

Jon Sapp

Marley and #metoo

Jon Sapp

A badass treehouse

Michael Zwez

You can see everything in this asshole (I just think you should make your own version of goatsee)

Sbeevee

Mason Verger spaghetti night (no lips still slurpin)

tore

This is not my beautiful tree, this is not my beautiful frog

Cosmic Dread

Reddick reaching from the sewers for dropped pieces of candy the day after Halloween. His extra veiny pale arm sizzling in the Crematorian sun.

Andi Platts

We're astrogoblin fans, we don't deserve that

Frank N Gunn

Sleeping Beauty being awoken by Prince Phillip shotgunning a blunt down her throat

Mike Rapin

Bam Margera’s Pro Skater for PS2

WigglePuppy

🎶 Apple bobbing Skeen, oh look at that (look at that) 🎶

Dr. Balls

Ken Paxton’s The Devils

westr

Gene Roddenberry’s Dune

Russell Richardson

“Was getting cucked part of your plan?” “Of course!” “Well, congratulations! You got yourself cucked! Now what's the next step of your master plan?” “Cucking this plane... with your saliva!”

WormWoman

the true horror: looking for a job in this economy :(

boshudio

Jailhouse Spock

Cowboy Baby

What really happens at the top of a hill to make an englishman come down a mountain

GoblinMara

Riddick about to go down on me after my orchiectomy: ... fuckin insulting.. me: what's wrong? Riddick: ..empty ballsack

JRugg

Battlefield Girth

Hypnoctopi

William Shatner and George Takei fighting over the phylactery

Beepo Monkeyboy

Pawpaw hunting Womp rats in his T-16 Skyhopper. "if it come out beggars canyon, i wan it."

James Waters

Try to find the goy’s teeth on the chatterer cenobite

James Waters

I get you can’t dooooo iiiiiittttt teehee

Kevin (Zippy)

Logray dies and gets resurrected as Lowhite

Haste

Avatar The Last Fassbender

Koffing

You make a lot of gross ugly guys why not make a gross ugly lady?

Ryogathelost

So, it's Patrick Stewart's open-casket wake and everyone is visiting the body to briefly pay their respects; however, Scorpius from Farscape never left after his turn and is just sort of hovering.

rowdy

that part in earnest scared stupid

Pablo

the one thing my biker stepdad is insecure about (he's REALLY cool)

Leisdog

Tulsa King Legacy Reboot

Skorky

Astrogoblin finds a cure for Jacob's Straight Dementia

Naughtius Maximus

Patrick Stewart haunts the fuck out of Brent and Jonny.

Sithstalker

Ricky and Elliot reporting on the death battle between Ben the monkey and Travis on Xanax.

Disc0_Hipp0

Moriarty (blackface, science) escapes from the Enterprise holodeck.

Wadachip

Tom Cruise goes cruising at the YMCA

Lerad

#neverthelessshepersisted

Free Will

The day a nation Blue itself (positive)

Scrapple Roan

I like that Turtle — and, uh, and that Johnny Drama

jjolly

“And I heard as it were the noise of thunder One of the four whores saying ‘Come and see’ And I saw, and behold a white cocksucker”

Lerad

No two Benjamins are worth one button!

Lerad

Michael yaddle

Dr. Deagle

Last ditch campaign for Daimyo Re-Election

Seggy

Astrogoblin joins the army to get access to USAA.

Callie

Charlotte asks Jacob to make her a lover out of spare gundam kit pieces

Callie

Patrick can be a townsperson shouting 'this bitch crazy' or whatever, idk i haven't seen the movie yet

Patrick

Open a new tab, type in “boobs.” Thank me later

Cheesy

Watching Astrogoblin on PS3 vs on Xbox

Aksel Lessum

Billy lynns long halfchub cock

Deuce Downing

Looks like gay dinner is back on the menu boys!

Jacob Montgomery

Jacob’s line of right wing Star Wars shirts I.e. “My thin blue line is a lightsaber”

Haudh-en-Elleth

Something spooky like rising interest rates.

efan_nips

rudy giulianis show on ashen leyndell tv

Colinfixates

Set it at Holiday World in scenic Santa Claus, Indiana

Colinfixates

They have a pretty good water park

Jobiwan

Marley and me 2: back with a vengeance

Abil Abraham

If it come out Arrakis, I want it.

Default_Defect

Rotta's favorite home improvement store... MENARDS!

Jonas

Give Weird Al bangs.

Default_Defect

It's a story Patrick might tell you. It's a midwest legend,

Luc Bisson

"ryan dunn and I are gonna make phil into the Wound Man"

Jobiwan

Drummer Boy: Operation Desert Storm

Kensingtons

astro goblins give each other fashion makeovers

Funderfullness

The goblins are put in charge of the Worm comic adaptation

zombies8keagan

astorgoblin novelty popcorn bucket (preferably a fuckable one)

zombies8keagan

ah fuck, i swear i didn't read this before commenting mine

M A

We interrupt this gay dinner for a special announcement from Noah Schnapp. And for some reason, Brett Gelman is also there

Colinfixates

No don't!! He'll be too hot!!

Robin

Chumba like Wamba guys do

Colinfixates

No links;didn't click: An old British pork advertisement

Lerad

YOUSA GONNA SAVE BIG MONEY JARJAR

Luca Villanti

Can you add some babes to whatever you make? My dad blocked the JC Penny website and I've had a hankering.

Maxwell

Yoda trying to relate to the younglings “seven, six”

MySynonymIsAnAnagram

Biddy Blas gets Event Horizon’d on his way to the next race. What sights does he have for us to *scrib doon*?

Ewokfuzzybutts

Michael Chiklis planting drugs on Biddy Blas

Sip

Ship Hits the Fan guest Bilge-O

Mr penis

Nu metal but for women

Mr penis

Skip this one, shit sucks

Xerodo

You can see everything gon be irie

Literally Just a Seal

The halfing was dear to them Kerm... Who would have thought one so small could endure so much Kerm...

Buff Iroh

"Sorry Han, I lost my last UD's shooting dice at Butcher Bay with a guy who had the England flag tattooed over his face. Kept tryin' to hit those Aces and Boxcars, now I can't afford my shine-job"

Peter

spum?

Lucas

This channel has so much talent! Charlotte is a great musician, Jacob knows everything about every piece of media he's ever seen, and Patrick is Kevin Spacey.

Jessica Morningstar

New game show called "Feed or Famine" and it's which star wars characters you'd feed out

SluttyGandalf

Unmasking Michael Myers to find the love guru underneath

sgt fog

That cop I saw eat shit getting out of his car yesterday

Rolling614

Where’s Waldo Audiobook

KingMiro

Hannibal Lecter having Riddick for gay dinner

Yossarian

AI industry leaders get BBLs so that they can be more appealing to Trump.

Thermosguy

Field of breams (Kevin costner just really likes fish)

Nautical Nonsense

To a little girl in India, the astrogoblin fan is Indian. With G cups.

Tom

Jack Reacher you have the width of four men what will you do with it

AlmightyTooth

A round of drinks for everyone, because im not my father.

Octoptera

Live In Concert: Shinedown Syndrome

Derek

I ate his ass with fine chianti and a side of fallaway gravy

Juan Carlos Guerrero

Patrick Stewart as Professor X tries using the "Relive the Holocaust-Mind Ray" on Stephen Miller to make him change his ways but he just gets noticeably horned up.

Jamie Clarkson

Put Jacob in the Apollo episode of TOS. Featuring Conan and Travis

Dil-the-Spider

Patrick described the night before the billboard video as a “tough child night”. Depict that but as a theme night at the bar Patrick moonlights at.

el rio medina

Astogoblin fight Italians in the streets of New York

Rebelcow

Mars Guo with a pussy

Carter Skull

My dad responding "👍" to me announcing to the family group chat I was going to propose!

Millie

commandolorian (cause hes naked under the armor)

whoswho

Close photoshop, and LET PATRICK TRY SOMETHING (buy another sword).

violetkittyyy

Astrogoblin meet the Harlem globetrotters

Rocking_Chariot

I never really saw the “Filipino Jon Favreau”, but this photoshop really sells it more.