CONQUEST (Patreon)

Yes, you have my permission to read into how he's using 'spunk.'

Well folks: I've been waiting for years now for the Invincible animated series to finally get to the Conquest storyline. And that time is NOW! Specifically (depending on when you're reading this) tomorrow, and we are gonna be in for one helluva fight! Of course he's a Viltrumite and they're pretty notoriously bad folks, and I really try not to fall for villains that often but... I MEAN FUCKING LOOK AT THIS MAN! He has insane stud grandpa energy including slabs of muscle, scars, that mustache and some of the hottest male pattern baldness I've ever seen, lol! I am not defending his actions, but I mean, there is a real-ass not insignificant part of me that thinks I can change him... Or more likely immediately die trying. R.I.P. me.